====== Cobra's Crude Christmas Carols ======
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**Cobra's Crude Christmas Carols** is the first holiday album by KingCobraJFS. The original Christmas 2020 release had a total runtime of 40 minutes and 58 seconds, with a re-release in Christmas 2023 adding 5 extra bonus tracks. 

Despite the name, Cobra's Crude Christmas Carols are not singularly about Christmas, as he also makes mention of the Easternoth and the New Year. 

===== Music and Lyrics =====

Cobra uses backing tracks or karaoke versions to parody holiday classics. The accompaniments are recorded off of his computer speakers and as such possess a roomy, albeit low definition, sound quality to them.

Cobra's lyrics run the gamut from politically charged to toilet humor, from using expletives as though using a Mad-Libs to overt sexual references. As he often does, he creates his own avant-garde lyrical delivery, challenging western rhythmic and melodic norms.



===== Track listing =====
All music written by Joshua "KingCobraJFS" Saunders.

^No. ^Title ^ Length |
|1|[[https://youtu.be/urmGSYLlNSs?list=RDurmGSYLlNSs|Intro]]|0:24|
|2|[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urmGSYLlNSs&list=RDurmGSYLlNSs&index=1&t=25s|Jingle Bell Rock]]|2:01|
|3|[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urmGSYLlNSs&list=RDurmGSYLlNSs&index=1&t=147s|Jingle Bells]]|1:24|
|4|[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urmGSYLlNSs&list=RDurmGSYLlNSs&index=1&t=232s|Silent Fart]]|2:06|
|5|[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urmGSYLlNSs&list=RDurmGSYLlNSs&index=1&t=358s|Rudolph the Red-Nosed Gangster]]|2:28|
|6|[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urmGSYLlNSs&list=RDurmGSYLlNSs&index=1&t=507s|Frosty the Stoned Snowman]]|2:55|
|7|[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urmGSYLlNSs&list=RDurmGSYLlNSs&index=1&t=683s|Xmas Tree Bud]]|2:34|
|8|[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urmGSYLlNSs&list=RDurmGSYLlNSs&index=1&t=838s|Not Dreaming of a Snowy Xmas]]|3:14|
|9|[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urmGSYLlNSs&list=RDurmGSYLlNSs&index=1&t=1032s|Santa's Cumming on the Town]]|1:57|
|10|[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urmGSYLlNSs&list=RDurmGSYLlNSs&index=1&t=1150s|12 Days of Xmas]]|5:26|
|11|[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urmGSYLlNSs&list=RDurmGSYLlNSs&index=1&t=1478s|Deck the Halls]]|2:01|
|12|[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urmGSYLlNSs&list=RDurmGSYLlNSs&index=1&t=1478s|Fuck the Snow]]|3:34|
|13|[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urmGSYLlNSs&list=RDurmGSYLlNSs&index=1&t=1478s|Twas the Night Before Xmas]]|10:16|
|14|[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urmGSYLlNSs&list=RDurmGSYLlNSs&index=1&t=1478s|Outro]]|1:23|
|15|[[https://deathbedtapes.bandcamp.com/track/most-stressful-time-of-the-year-2023-bonus-track|Most Stressful Time of the Year (2023 Bonus Track)]]|5:25|
|16|[[https://deathbedtapes.bandcamp.com/track/holly-jolly-2023-bonus-track|Holly Jolly (2023 Bonus Track)]]|2:09|
|17|[[https://deathbedtapes.bandcamp.com/track/alot-like-2023-bonus-track|Alot Like (2023 Bonus Track)]]|3:31|
|18|[[https://deathbedtapes.bandcamp.com/track/x-mas-comedy-2023-bonus-track|X mas Comedy (2023 Bonus Track)]]|25:11|
|19|[[https://deathbedtapes.bandcamp.com/track/all-i-want-2023-bonus-track|All I Want (2023 Bonus Track)]]|3:39|



===== Reception =====

The album received glowing reviews on Deathbed Tapes' BandCamp. Fans particularly enjoyed the tracks //"Jingle Bell Rock"// and praised Cobra's duet with Shon on //"Twas the Night Before Xmas"//. 

The album in its entirety can be purchased on Deathbed's BandCamp and an archive of the 2020 release can be found on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urmGSYLlNSs&list=RDurmGSYLlNSs|YouTube]] by archivist AnonymousCasperWY.
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