====== Couch Chris ======

^  Couch Chris  |
| {{ :characters:couch_chris.png?400 |}}  //Chris on the eponymous couch//|
| **Born:** Christopher Moore    |
| **Alias(es):** Couch Chris     |
| **Gender:** Male    |
| **Nationality:** American    |
| **Education:** Natrona County High School    |
| **Relatives:** Josh moore(Brother)  |
| **Crimes:** Failure to appear in court |
| **Sagas:** [[sagas:The Couch Chris Saga]]|

**Christopher "Couch Chris" Moore** is the original Homeboy of KingCobraJFS, and played a major role from his lofty perch on Josh's futon. Chris is a Casperite and a long time friend of Josh. Mostly known for his several month stint on Josh's couch, a source of much frustration for our gothic bad boy, Chris moved in sometime in late 2012, moving out February 2, 2013 - the span of the Couch Chris saga.

===== Pre-Saga =====
Chris was a part of a LARPing group known as ZRT, Zombie Response Team. The ZRT is a group comprised of other young, quasi-homeless Casperites, functioning and operating like a pseudo-militia with members "training" to use firearms and the martial arts to fend off a potential zombie attack.[1]  

It's worth nothing that they never actually used real firearms, choosing instead to use BB Guns of varying sizes and shapes. The martial arts were also similarly lackluster, looking less like proficient offensive and defensive techniques and more like poor attempts to impersonate Jackie Chan.  

===== During the Couch Chris Saga =====
//For a more in-depth look, check out [[sagas:The Couch Chris Saga]].//

In the middle of December, Chris would be kicked out of his grandparents' place and Josh, not wanting to see a homeboy homeless, would offer Chris a spot on his futon until he found a place of his own. Chris would lecherously capitalize on this, becoming a near-permanent staple in all of Josh's videos, constantly contradicting and correcting Josh on trivial matters, including the infamous "Fish is dairy" argument.\\
Chris would continue to get on Josh's nerves until the Boy lost his patience entirely, and further reinforced by Josh's homedad [[characters:Clint Saunders|Clint]], who allegedly told Josh to evict Chris as well, as Chris was rendering Josh ineligible for his SSdI payments.\\
This would, however, come at some cost: Chris was also Josh's connection to the local party scene in Casper. By his own admission Josh has struggled on the social scene and Chris was more than happy to include Josh in his drunk adventures.[3] In fact Chris brought Josh to his first house party (which Josh promptly ruined by smacking the ass of a married woman without her consent).[4]\\
During this time, Chris would receive a court summons for an unknown reason, and upon failing to appear, would be arrested for Failure to Appear in Court. 

===== Chris' delayed departure =====

In early January, Josh delivered an ultimatum: Get a job and move out, or get kicked out.[2] After much deliberation, Chris would suddenly vanish as quickly as he had appeared, only to reemerge in a video where Josh would berate Chris' laziness, how he turned Josh's apartment into a dump, and various other issues by means of harsh comments left on Josh's YouTube videos.[5]


===== Sources =====

  -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsGRNUpjk8Q
  -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGY7oe9_zXY [18:00] Josh mentions his conversation with Chris.
  -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGY7oe9_zXY [9:50] Chris mentions his social prowess
  -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGY7oe9_zXY [7:00] Josh mentions going to his first big party.
  -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-B5zyHhWLc

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