====== Payday ======

**Payday,** or as it's better known **The Hair Dye Video**, is one of the first truly infamous incidents in Boglim History, showcasing Josh's true nature many years before it became set in stone: Lazy, brash, lacking in taste, extremely insensitive, no respect for authority, but perhaps most importantly, dumber than a bag of hammers. Josh would upload this video on March 3rd, 2013 on YouTube, where it would be archived by several backup channels.

^  The Hair Dye Video  |
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| **Event style:** Uploaded video    |
| **Location:** [[places:615 South Center Street]] |
| **Important characters:** [[characters:KingCobraJFS]], Josh's manager at Wendy's     |
| **Summary:** Josh attempts to dye his hair  |
| **Event Genre:** Comedy    |
| **Results:** Hair and head dyed, Josh multiple hours late for work, Boglim's Razor in full effect|
| **Saga:** [[sagas:The Stephanie Saga]] |

===== Timeline of events =====

  * Josh opens up the video in classic form with black eyeliner and partial lipstick applied, crowing about getting his paycheck from Wendy's cashed early.
  * As he was not expected at work until 5 PM, Josh took the time to do some shopping and showed off his various purchases - A monster energy(already finished), a set of headphones, Axe body spray, hair ties, cologne, eyeliner, black electrical tape, an iTunes gift card, lip gloss, dish soap, a 6-pack of Guinness, and most importantly, a case of black hair dye.
  * Josh recounts that he also bought a pack of Pall Mall Reds as consolation for a coworker whose ex-wife skipped town with all of his money, leaving the coworker in question destitute.
  * After mumbling about the schedule changes, Josh would spend some time taping his sawed-off BB gun and taping up one of his innumerable goth babe posters.
  * Josh would give a tutorial on dying his hair, before beginning the dye process. While he removes his shirt, he does not remove his three necklaces.
  * While waiting for the hair dye to mix together, Josh would receive a phone call from his manager at Wendy's: It turns out he had read the schedule wrong, and would not be starting his shifts at 5 PM until next week. Profusely cursing, Josh would apologize, and would agree to come in at 4 PM. 
  * Josh would continue putting on his gothic lip gloss while blasting sad music.
  * The hair dye now turned black, Josh would take one of his necklaces off, and start applying the dye into his hair.
  * Not long after beginning the application, Josh would note that the dyeing was very messy and best done over the sink or a towel. Instead of doing either, Josh would opt to "take [his] chances".
  * After applying the hair dye to his scalp, eyebrows, and moustache, Josh would make an intriguing discovery: The hair dye came out blue on his skin. This would give Josh a fantastic idea to pretend to be The Joker.
  * Returning to the chair after washing the excess dye out, Josh would make a reference to James Cameron's //Avatar//, before devolving into what can be described as an autistic episode.
  * Going more manic and randomly giggling, looking like an ape in the process, Josh came to the discovery that the hair dye around his forehead wasn't coming out. Josh would attempt to play this off, and planned to go into work as such. 
  * Lighting a cigarette, Josh would comment on the fact that he had to go into court tomorrow to pay his ticket for driving without a license off.
  * Bringing things to a close, Josh tries to end his video off on a high note by saying "well, it could always be worse", and pretending to be various cartoon characters. Josh would then end the video in customary early-age Cobra fashion by making a bunch of bizarre noises and saying "I'll catch you cool cobras later".

===== Aftermath =====

Josh would go into work looking like the above picture several hours late, to the surprise of absolutely nobody. This incident would go on to be remembered quite fondly, as Josh's more manic outbursts would take center stage during this video.

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