====== answering questions and guitar playing ======

**Original Video:** [[https://youtu.be/Uegn1sG6Wc4|answering questions and guitar playing]]

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Good fine evening YouTube. A lot of questions that I get on my YouTube, more or less comments. People commenting whenever I wear nail polish or eye makeup of some sorts. And the only three things maybe four I would wear is a little bit of white. Because I really don't need it, but really the only three things I wear as far as goth makeup goes as dark nail polish like dark green or black, eye liner and black lipstick, and that's it. And normally when people ask these questions they've been rather rude about it. You know what I'm saying? Like, what the fuck do you wear a nailpaw? She's some kind of fagget. It's like, dude, you're so fucking immature. No. You're so fucking immature. No But the fact that some people can't handle a heterosexual goth wearing a little bit of makeup It drives them insane Not every fucking gay person wears makeup and shit, that's just a cliche. You know what I'm saying? Like... Yeah. And it really does unnerve some people at somebody who can be comfortable with their own sexuality enough to do some things like wear, eye liner, black lipstick, and nail polish. You know, there is no written rule that says heterosexual men can't wear a little bit of makeup, you know what I'm saying, like, for real. And the thing about me being goth is I pull it off so well, when I actually apply my eye-liner nice and even, I can rock that fucking shit pretty good. I thought about dyeing my hair black and getting some green golf contacts. I would look pretty sick. And they wouldn't be foreseeing better, they just strictly be for cosmetic purposes. My hair is not naturally black, it has dark brown with lighter brown and blonde highlights in it. Like I got dark brown, light brown, and blonde highlights in my hair. That is in fact my natural hair color. In fact, if you look at right here you'll see exactly what I'm saying here. Like see there's streaks of dark brown light brown blonde right in there. Yeah that's my natural hair color people which is quite funny because you know people will pay a lot of money to have naturally highlighted hair or to make it look like it's that you know I'm saying but it is what it is. The only thing that stops me from dying my hair anymore is you know, I could spend my money elsewhere. And it doesn't last and it kills my hair. You know, hair. You know, if it was more permanent and didn't kill the fuck out of my hair, then yeah, I'd definitely do it. Oh look at that, a couple strains of hair that were not in my ponytail. I don't fucking hate when that shit happens. Easy enough fix. I could use the comb and take these knots out of my hair. And I could use the comb and take these knots out, but... Just using my fingers here and kind of... Yeah, there we go. All that, all that dead hair that's attached to my hands. And again, here with that. And you know, your hair does die. You know what, I'm just going to leave it out of the point you tell., you know, it's strands of hair hair that come out because your hair dies and then, you know what I'm saying, but they're like 80-bitty really thin strands, so to speak, so... Yeah. Okay. People love to talk shit on me because this is what they do. They have nothing better to do in their life. Their lives are so boring and insignificant that the only truth-rilled they get out of life is talking shit on somebody like me who has autism. That's the only truth-r thrill they get out of life is talking shit on somebody like me who has autism and it's like nothing you can do about it you know what I'm saying? When you've been getting bullied on YouTube for like seven to eight years you learn to ignore it for the most part. but as I've said before, if you've never been bullied in your life before, I mean, if you're one of those people that's never been bullied before, and for whatever fucking reason you think to yourself, I'm going to start a YouTube channel. And you start a YouTube channel, and you start a YouTube channel, and you start a YouTube channel and you start a YouTube channel and all of a sudden you're getting hey comments from people you don't even know and you're sitting there going what the fuck you know that's just the nature of it sometimes and the only difference between you and me is you know I was bullied before YouTube. You know, I was bullied during my schooling days. And big surprise, the teachers really didn't do shit about it. But I knew if I could survive school, you know, I got greater you can survive on the other side, you know what I'm saying, you too. That's really, you know, my tip to my younger fans, especially who watch me in high school. I know high school sucks, but, you know, if you can survive high school, you can survive pretty much anything, honestly. It's the worst four years of your life, is it not? You know, in high school, I got picked on and bullied. Teachers didn't do shit about it. I had a girl try to get me in trouble for sexual harassment with the principal when she knew damn well she was attractive and there would be days she would come to school peaking if you will for the opposite sex you know because when you're going to attract a young female and you know how to show it off, you gotta show it off. And even though the school's dress code was no cleavage, this girl be stacked. And she knew it. and you know what I'm saying? And like she would deliberately, sometimes she would deliberately come to school Dressed to attract the opposite sex and whenever I looked But checked her out it was always oh don't look at me creep and shit like that. It's like well, okay, what what makes me any different? other dudes are checking you out. What's the deal here? Come to find out I wasn't in her social class, you too, but that's something you just don't do. You don't hit on chicks out of your social class. It doesn't work. would listen how much she hated me. Oh and the principal would call me into the office and he'd be like Mr. Sarners you need to leave her alone. I'm like I haven't done anything to her like really. I could have been a smart ass and I could have said well her kids are distracting me for my education. She's come coming to school with a low-cut t-shirt and your policy clearly says no cleavage. I could have been a dick about it but I could have been a dick about it, but I'm like, no, it's not worth finding. It's just one of those things, like, you know. How do you figure she got a kick out of it sometimes? Well, I figured because one time... There's actually a couple times I had her in my art class. actually a couple times I had her in my art class and you know when you're trying to focus on your art assignments and you got your high school crush in the same class as you it's kind of distracting yes but I did my damned just to not let it distract me too much and there was just this one time, I'm sitting there in our class mining my own business, doing my art assignment, ignoring the fact that she's at the table right across for me with her little circle of friends. And the reason why I say she got a kick out of the attention sometimes because she said, watch this, watch this. And then she looked up at me and said, don't look at me with the most disgusted look on her face that she could possibly muster. And at that point I wasn't even looking at her. I was, I looked at her like, what the fuck is your problem? I'm doing my art assignment, I'm not looking at you. and, you know, I didn't say it like that obviously. It was like, what the hell? And then literally she gets up, walks to the front of the classroom to grab supplies, mind you. And deliberately links forward so that her cleavage is facing my direction. And I'm trying so fucking hard not to stare, but damn it's man. And it's like, well well ain't that a bitch? because I'm different? And you know what's funny is she's had nothing but shitty loser boyfriends. Oh imagine that when you have a shitty attitude you attract shitty people. This other incident that I had, this kid would not refuse to quit bullying me. And whenever I went to any of those stupid school assemblies, what do they tell you? Welcome to Pff! high school or junior I. You have the right to a harassment free education. If you feel like you are being harassed, come to a teacher or an adult you trust and will handle it. If you're being bullied, ignore it and walk away. That'll cough up. And the thing of it is YouTube when I was younger and I was being bullied pretty badly. I tried to ignore it and walk away. In fact, I went to several teachers with the incidences that were happening and instead of fixing the issue, they take me out of art class that semester and it's like and put me in an extra study hall because that kid was in my class like really dude? So you're going to take me out of my favorite class in high school because some other kids bullying me instead of taking him out? Okay whatever, you know, one day a bunch of his friends started surrounding me and they're like, Sarnas, you need to fight this kid. I'm like, I ain't got to fight nobody. And I tried to back away from it, but I ended up having to kick his ass. And months of being bullied released into one and two and of course anyone who was a witness to it after someone's had someone ready you guys out okay so walk into the principal's office and the principal was like mr. Saunders you know we don't tolerate fighting during school hours and I'm't have the wit that I have about me now. I mean, we don't tolerate fighting during school hours. I'm like, I could have been a smart ass. I could have said, oh yeah, just like you don't tolerate bullying neither, but you've let it get to this point, so clearly you tolerate it. But I didn't say that because at the time I didn't have the wit that I have about me now. I may look the same as I did in high school but I'm a little bit different I still address the same but shit if I know I could have grown this moustache and goatee combo I would have gone in a long time ago. I'm just saying that shit looks good on me. If that Captain Jack Speral. I'm just saying, that shit looks good on me. I've got that Captain Jack Speral thing going about me, yes. But why is all the room gone? That to be fair, I did stare a little too much. That was... you know... And I got a taste of my own fucking medicine when I went to job corps, ironically enough. I had some chick that was way below my standards checking me out and she would not quit staring and it creep me out a little bit. I was like, oh, dude, that's how those chicks in high school fell. Man. Dude, that's how those chicks in high school fell. Man. Any who... Some people, you know, grow out of it, and some people, you know, are still the same as none you can do about it, man. Some people grow up when they get in high school, and some people don't. You know, and ignoring it and walking in a way just doesn't work. You beat the shit out of your bully. And if you can send them to the fucking hospital, that's even better. That makes an impression. So that kid comes back to fucking school. It's like, you want to bully me some more, you little cock sucker? And it's like, no, I didn't think so. And if the bullying has been going on for months and this school system hasn't done shit about it you can throw that in their face too if they come up to you and they're like well we don't tolerate violence during school hours and you could be as smart I asked and be like oh yeah just like you don't tolerate bullying either but you let this kid bullying me for how long and now you're finally doing something about it. But I got a news flash for you people if you think that once you get out of high school and school in general you think the bullies go away. Think again. And you know what's funny about all these anti-bullying campaigns is they don't work. I had to be that blunt about it, but they don't work. Because if they did, the bullying would stop. You know, making a big fuss about it and saying, well, we got to stop, it's horrible, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, here's the reasons why, blah, blah, blah, blah. Teenage are pulling mass shootings and committing suicide, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. This is why bullying used to stop, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You can sit there and address the issues, and my grandmother is a teacher. and that's the unfortunate reality of it. This one time I was visiting my grandparents and my grandmother is a teacher and when me and my dad had stopped to see her while she was at work after school on the way to visiting them and stuff, I look at this flyer on this elementary school wall that my grandmother was teaching at. And on the poster I shit you not, it said, report bullying, we'll give you money. And it's like, Jesus fucking Christ, they're bribing students with money to report bullying. That's ridiculous, dude. And one thing that YouTube has in common, as far as the comment section or any video goes, is that quite often when someone sees someone else getting bullied either in school or in the YouTube comment section, a lot of people don't want to stand up for that person because they don't want to become bullied too, and it's ridiculous. And quite honestly, YouTube, if you want to take the power out of the hands of a bully, if it's just one or two people picking on some weaker person, stand up for that person, you know. On the flip side of that, this is why I hate certain school systems. I had this obnoxious kid in high school that would not leave me the fuck alone. And he just would not quit. And all the teachers got pissed off and mad when I bullied him, but when I got bullied they didn't do shit about it. I'm like, well that's, you know, that's bullshit, people that you just can't stand, in all honesty. There are some people that are just so, so fucking stupid and obnoxious. You just want to... There are some people that are just so obnoxious, you just want to kick their ass and pound their face into the pavement because they're that fucking annoying. But you don't because you show restraint because you realize it would be too fucking easy. It'd be too fucking easy. And the fact that you would enjoy causing someone else inflicting pain on someone else like that, the fact that you'd enjoy causing him to suffer makes it even worse. So, yeah. Got to respect your boundaries, people. I have biceps this fucking big. It's because when you're that fucking ripped, most people will be stupid to pick a fight with you. I'm just saying. One of the other comments that I get is what kind of amp do you have? Well for my guitar I have a fender Mustang amp. And the fender Mustang amp. And the fender Mustang amp with built-in effects is pretty fucking sweet, if I do say so myself. So, 1054, what a sanity night. As a dude I want to give other dudes some advice. It's good to have female friends. You know what I'm saying? Because... And this is the thing that gets me is a lot of women will bitch because men don't understand them. Well, when you say something, but you mean the exact opposite. Of course you can't expect us to understand what the fuck you're saying. Duh. fit about it like wait a second wait a second if you wanted strawberry ice cream why didn't you just say that and I'm sure your boyfriend would have more than happily got it for you otherwise they got you the chocolate ice cream didn't they that's my point exactly so if you wanted the other flavor then than, but women expect you to read their fucking mind and it's like, wait a second, wait a second. I bought a Wyoming Powerball ticket the other day and I bullshit you not YouTube, I was one number, just one number off from winning several millions of dollars. Holy shit! When you're one number off from becoming a multi-millionaire, the adrenaline that kicks in is unreal. Like, damn it, so close! So close to the Dream House man. Another comment I've gotten on my YouTube channel before, especially on my Thunderstorm video, is if you can conjure a Thunderstorm, why not conjure up a girlfriend? Because that's an entirely different magic altogether, buddy boy. Is if you can conjure a thunderstorm, why not conjure up a girlfriend? Because that's an entirely different magic altogether, buddy boy. And it's also a bit more complicated. Takes longer, you know. You can't just jump for the first thing that wants to fuck you. That's how a lot of people end up end up with unhappy relationships You jump for the first dickhead that gives you a rose ladies. You're gonna end up beating an asshole Oh, I can be an asshole trust and believe Okay, people have witnessed that in the battle I did on keepercast, which I clearly won By a fucking landslide Fick King Cobra string broke on him all he tried to fail attempt to play the guitar behind his fucking head. I conjured up actual Chi on a video. Came up with the dankest drink combination ever. And the look on his face when I was playing guitar, like, oh shit, how am I going to beat this? But they tried to play it off like, oh, Lonnie d'a, you know, like, oh, I can beat this guy. He, you know, and he clearly failed miserably. And you saw how much can't feel, you know, he clearly failed miserably. And you saw how much caffeine that motherfucker put in his drink and here the caffeine overdose and spazzed out and he's like, fuck this, and he backed out of the battle. And then Tofre said, well I guess by the fault, I'm the winner. I kicked that troll's ass so hard. Like, dude, if you're going to mix a bunch of caffeine said, well, I guess by the thought, I'm the winner. I kicked that troll's ass so hard. Like, dude, if you're going to mix a bunch of caffeine together like I was doing with my drink combination, you got to balance it out a little bit, man. Jack Daniel's Tennessee honey, pink champagne, monster mutin green soda, Mountain Dew Black label, cherry-coke, and peach tea. Boom. I tell you to make a Cobra Angel cocktail, that shit is delicious. That should not only get you drunk as fuck, but it's incredibly tasty. And the champagne bottle came with like the cork on it, and then I had this cap on it with like four individual wires around the cap. And you had to untwist the wires individually and then once that happened the cap came off really easy and then the cork just popped out like it did on video. It was a lot easier than I thought it was going to be. I didn't really need that particular bottle that I bought. I didn't need a wine opener for it. Although I have one, did not need to use it. Yeah. And who says I haven't? You know, who says that I haven't been trying to conjure. You know, if I can conjure a thunderstorm, I can pretty much conjure anything into existence. Condure myself winning the lottery and winning a shit ton of cash and being good for life. Contrain myself and girlfriend, why the fuck not? You know what I'm saying? And I can do those things. It's just magic like that as a bit more complex, than simply just waving your wand and channeling your energy and the energy around you more or less, into the weather, you know. Yeah. Some people specialize in certain things, you too, when it comes to magic especially. And there are two different branches of Satanism. There are Satanists who worship Satan, and then there are Satanists who see them as an idol and a teacher. Now even though a lot of people say Lucifer and Satan are the same beings I see them as a separate deity and a diphic force altogether. And Satan himself is not the devil, but a devil. The devil himself, you know what I'm saying, is a different, diffic force altogether. But I made Tai Chi up here on a live stream no less on command. Boom. And I hardly ever have to work out. To get arms is big. It's just good genetics, man. I've been trying to conjure a thunderstorm. companion chip into your life. That kind of magic takes a bit longer than conjuring a thunderstorm and a bit more patience. But if YouTube saw me on video right here with some smoking hot goth babes sitting on my lap, YouTube would probably shit themselves. Well, yes, looks are not everything, but I've given God damn T.U. if there's no mutual attraction, if there is no sexual appeal to the other person, it's just not going to happen. You know. I gave in God damn T.U. I wasn't this ripped in high school. Yeah. I wasn't this ripped in high school. Yeah. So some of those chicks that I might have had to crush out in high school, they might find me attractive now just because I'm a YouTube celebrity and these guns go. Like damn, Saunders grew up! Look how fucking the buff he is! Damn, Saunders grew up. Look how fucking the buff he is. I don't quite honestly don't give a fuck if that sounds narcissistic to you. Because it is what it is. Okay. The guitar playing helps, you know what I'm saying? That tobacco is getting a little hot and old if that shit come down. I think that's it. I'm the the the I'm the the the the the the I'm sure you're going you have a point. I think that's how you play guitar behind your head. I'm not entirely sure though. I think that's how you play guitar behind your head. I'm I'm the I'm the the the the the the I'm the the I'm the I'm sorry. Damn bill. Okay, I'm do. I'm I'm I am. Not quite. Oh, man. the the I asked the funny. I asked the funny. I said, I said, I said, I did. I said, I said, That's the funny thing about life YouTube. It's the chicks that didn't find you attractive in high school would look at you differently when you're older. You know, because life is funny like that. the I'm the I'm That was almost a pink Floyd song. That was almost a pink Floyd song. Did you see the friends? Did you hear the fond and moms? The flames are all gone, but the pain he goes on. Ooh! Oh! Good bye, good bye, good bye, blue to me. I suppose the pink flight were metal, but you know. I'm the the the I'm That people is how you play guitar. I don't claim... I don't claim you be the world's greatest guitarist. But when you're single, you've got plenty of... I don't claim you be the world's greatest guitarist. But when you're single, you've got plenty of time to practice and get better. Oh damn! To the point where you're waiting pennies everywhere just playing the damn thing. It's the advantage of being single as you have plenty of time to get better at guitar. To the point where you're just wedding pussy everywhere from playing the damn thing. Imagine that... Answering YouTube questions and playing YouTube questions and playing the guitar. There you go, there you go. fast with another video and thank you for watching. And catch you all on the flip-flip side.