====== destroying an Internet bully ======

**Original Video:** [[https://youtu.be/lm_M-Reil_o|destroying an Internet bully]]

===== Transcript =====

What is up fellow Youtbers? Back at you with another video. My buddy Alex Campbell hooked me up with some spare cologne that he wasn't using. greatly appreciate that. This is the EAD warrior. It's got a nice pretty green tent, and it smells really good, too. Mmm, a little bit goes a long way. This clone actually pairs very nicely with my pheromone soap so appreciate that. Check out this wicked shot glass. This is giant 3D skull. It's my biggest shot glass that I own in my collection. And of course this bad-ass bartender drink mixer. These came to me in a care package with a couple of other goodies and I'll show off these awesome some of these some of these awesome goodies that I got in the care package. It came with a note from a fan. We'll get into this note in a second, but first let's address a comment. All right, so on my video, the fundamental principles of Magic, part one, one of my haters left a comment, they're like, why are you bothering to teach magic? Dragon Lord Froteau proved your wands don't work. Okay, first of all, why the hell do you care? Second of all, I'll explain to you why. Let me explain to you why it didn't work for that fat fuck. to you why it didn't work for that fat fuck. One, Dragon Lord Froteau has no magical ability whatsoever, even I can sense it. Two, you cannot use a wand maker's wand against him or her. If you buy a wand from a professional wand maker, you cannot use the wand that you bought from them. You cannot use that wand. You bought from them against them. That's Magic 101. If you would have paid attention to that video, you would have found that out. But I feel like people just see the title of the video and don't even bother watching they just leave a shitty comment. Okay? If you have no magical ability and you don't do the spell right of course it's not going to work. And truth be told magic is not for everybody. He's actually an immature child's what he is. If anything, Dragon Lord Froteau looks like he belongs on a sex offender list somewhere. Was that too harsh? When you sit here and slander my business like that, you get what you deserve. Now here's the thing of it. Dragon Lord Froteau talks about serving in the military. He was only a fucking cook. Are you kidding me? Dude, seriously? My granddad was in the Navy. I got friends who served in the Vietnam War. Fuck yourself dude. Now here's the thing of it. If you don't believe my wands, then all right, let me just share with you this awesome letter that I got from a fan. says please read on video. Dear Josh, hello my name is Alex and I run a record label called Deathbed Tapes. Your videos about starting your own wand business inspired me to start my own business too. By the way, I own three of your wands from your Etsy store, a red wand, a clear wand, and a rainbow wand. I have included a t-shirt, a patch, a pen, and some stickers from my record label. As a way to say thank you for the countless hours of entertainment, I would be honored to see you wearing the shirt in a YouTube video. I'm actually a bit of a Gothic bad boy myself and a warlock. I feel like we would be great friends if we lived closer. Anyways, if you want to listen to my label, you can go to deathbed tapes.com. That's, okay, I'll gonna spell it for you. D-E-A-T-H-E-D-T-A-S-A-S-A-S-A-A-A-S-A-A-A-A-A-S-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-T-H-B-E-D-D-T-A-P-S dot com. But I must warn you, you've never heard anything like it. It's like a horror movie from your worst nightmares. Yeah, I don't get nightmares and I love horror movies. I bet you can't even listen to one full song. If you go listen, you will understand what I mean. Well, you know what? One of these days I'll put the shirt on for a video and I'll review your label. How's that sound? I also have included a skull shot glass and a professional mixer from when I used to be a bartender. I hope you like them. P.S. If you ever want to release an album on my record label, just message me on Facebook. I will send you 25% of all sales profits. Thanks Josh. Keep on being a bad-ass Gothic rock star. Your friend, Alex Ford slash deathbed tapes right on well thank you Alex Ford for the awesome stuff this shot glass kicks ass take a look at that YouTube here's the mixer he was talking about um here's the sticker he was talking about um here's the sticker he was talking about. Um, here's the sticker he was talking about. I got two of them. Right there. And the patch, I got the pin and the silver dollar that was sent to me tucked away. And my knick-knack shells over here. in my knickknack shells over here. So yeah, I want to put the stickers and everything back up. So yes, I will reveal the shirts and review the music for a separate video. I'll have it on, you know. Hell yeah. He says I hope you like him. I do this is too cool. This shot glass kicks ass. I'll be doing a drink combination for this when I can. I got a nice healthy collection of shot glasses YouTube. Now if I can get that... if I can get that mixer open I'll use it to make drinks but right now it's still shut pretty tight so... but how do you like that? I'll use it to make drinks but right now it's still shut pretty tight so but how do you like that? People want to talk shit but check this out. Me, myself, it's starting my own business and never giving up on my business no matter how hard these trolls fuck with me. on my business, no matter how hard these trolls fuck with me. You know, it inspired somebody to start their own business. And because they're a warlock, my magic wands that they bought from my Etsy store, helped them start their record company. And now I got a golden opportunity to release my album, my newest album, Hell's Advocates, on to a physical copy. You feel me? That's the thing of it. Instead of being able to download it off the internet, wouldn't it be cooler to have a physical copy? I think it would. So thank you Alex Ford. I'm definitely considering using your badass record label, deafbed tapes, to release Hell's advocates onto a physical copy. And 25% of the sales, you can't go wrong with that. Now my buddy Alex Campbell gave me some cologne. This is Warrior by Iad. And it smells good. It pairs very nicely with the Bond Fairamone soap. Not a sponsor. Yeah. This cologne smells good. But the thing of it is, a little bit of cologne goes a long way. You don't eat a whole lot. So if you want proof, you want proof that my wands work. Take a look at Alex Ford. He got his own record company started. He's a warlock. The reason why the wand didn't work for Dragon Lord Fucketard Froteau is because one he has no magical ability none whatsoever two he was trying to use the wand against me and my business and three he doesn't know how to do magic he does not know how to do it you know that's magic 101 you cannot use the wand maker's wand against them. How long is this video? Eleven minutes? You know? And Dragon Lord Froteau talks about serving in the military. This motherfucker was only a cook. Really? My granddad served in the Navy during Vietnam. I got several friends that are Vietnam vets. I got friends whose dads have served. Who the fuck are you, Dragon Lord, fucked hard Frodo? This fat, miserable fuck looks like he belongs on a sex offender list what he looks like. Is that too harsh, YouTube? Oh. Maybe the only reason Dragonlord Froteau didn't like the wand. The reason why he didn't like it is because he couldn't eat it. Oh, oh, oh. And here's the thing of it, YouTube. How would you like it? If I went to your business, you know... I don't know what Dragon Lord does for a living, I could care less, but how would he like it if my fans or if me personally went to his place of business and tried to get him fired or slandered his job or what have you, he would hate it. Okay, so what what gives his fat ass the right to do it to me? When you buy a wand from Cobra Crafts Wands over on my Etsy store, you are guaranteed a real wand. Okay, but whether the magic works for you personally, that's up for the cosmos to decide. Okay? Some people are better off practicing in another belief. Magic is not for everyone. Not everyone's going to be gifted with it. not for everyone. Not everyone's going to be gifted with it. You know, if you're buying a wand just to fuck with me, it's not going to work. So thank you for your business, but that's why it didn't like the way it turned out. So, you know, I've said my piece. I've said my piece. Yep, I've said my piece. Look at all that hair going back in nice and thick. I love it. Now if you look up Dragon Lord Frodo on YouTube you'll see what I mean when I say he's a fat ugly disgusting fucker who looks like he belongs on a sex offender list somewhere. I had to adjust my bandana. It was looking kind of saggy and sloppy. Anyways, YouTube. Hopefully that explains a couple things. Like I said, if you have no magical ability, if you're using the wand to fuck with me, if you have no knowledge of the craft and you don't do the spell right, that's when you're gonna have those results. That's why the wand didn't work for Dragon Lord Froteau. Because he was trying to use it to fuck with me, because he has no magical ability, and because he's a dumb-ass troll. So... And it's so obvious dude like when these trolls are getting desperate enough to troll me like to the point where well we tried making videos ripping on him that didn't work we tried leaving comments on his videos that didn't work you know my trolls are getting desperate when they're willing to spend their own money just to buy one of my wands. And for that, thank you for your business. Appreciate it. hate my guts that much wouldn't it be easier just to boycott it if you hate me? You don't like my videos? But in the last couple of months I've had several people coming out of the woodworks trying to sabotage my business and it hasn't worked. there's always going to be someone who wants to buy a wand. I'm just saying, your effort is wasted. Anyways, tubes, let's close out the video with some gnarly guitar. crumbs and his mom's basement. That's what he looks like. That's what Dragon Lord Frodo looks like. I mean I've been made fun of the way I look but this guy takes the cake literally because of how fat he is I mean you want proof that my wands work and fret the guitar easier. All right. I mean you want proof that my wands work and that I'm right on this issue? I used my buddy Alex Ford as an example. Not only is he a warlock, but he took inspiration for me starting my own business, and now he has his own record label. Just saying. I'm the I'm not. A little bit of a crunchy ass guitar. Just a little bit of crunchy guitar for the video, just a little bit of crunchy guitar for the video, just a little bit. Oh my. I said you play a guitar, huh? All right, so, let's, uh... this video up. And that's the thing you gotta remember. That's the thing you gotta remember, YouTube. Is, um... Magic doesn't work like you think it does. Nice, these are a little filthy. I just wash my glasses real quick, give it a... Good to keep the old glasses clean. Like four little squirts of that glass cleaner from my glasses. Two squirts, one on each side. And then, yeah, I'll sit's better. That's better. Oh, there we go. That's better. Awesome this. Now, I know what's going to be a hazyness. Now, I know it's going to be cliche, but I want to make a Harry Potter reference. Okay? Dragon Lord Froteau has no magical ability whatsoever. He doesn't. Muggles and Squibbs have more magical ability than Dragon Lord Froteau. And again, I know making that Harry Potter reference was cliche, but I made that to do, I'll be taking care of some business. Anyways tubes destroying an internet bully. Yeah. Dragon Lord Frote says he served on the front line. This motherfunker didn't serve. All he did was cook for the troops. Really? Bro! My granddad was in the Navy. I got friends who served in Nam. Like, really dude? Fuck that fat piece of shit.