====== gender rant ======

**Original Video:** [[https://youtu.be/8gAqyazbmo8|gender rant]]

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This check is now accusing us balding men of having privilege and this chick is now accusing us balding men of having privilege because we're going bald. When women face just as much we're going bald. When women face just as much crap for the body hair they have, if women are going more hair on their armpits than to say on their head, they're seen as gross and unfeminent and so I can see where she might complain about this. However, calling it privilege, we could have an argument that we'd get a lot of the right people pissed off in talking about some real gender equality shit. Total Christian. People I have no sympathy for are original sound. What the fuck is this shit? So this is shocking, but I actually am capable of sympathy. I just don't give mine out very often. But allow me to talk about a group of people that I have zero sympathy left for. I don't feel bad for men who are balding. There are three valetries. Okay. Okay. The women will throw the biggest fits when they're shamed for their hairy arpits. And it's just as bad a shaming man for having a bald head. It's just part of life, man. Like, why are't gonna hate? Hope you're having a bad-ass weekend. I'm taking out with my homey earlier, having a drink. Because someone's in with this Tik-Tok and it just blew my fucking mind. I'm like, the amount of shit. Okay, a little legit, let's just, let's hear her out, because, you know... If you want to understand how women think you gotta to hear them bitch on Tik-Tok about stupid random shit, you'll find their opinions mixed, just like a man's opinion. Shocking but true. How have reasons to be bald if you're not elderly, the fur? Okay, so this chick says there were three reasons that you could be bald if you're not elderly. Oh, here we go.. we go stereotypes are golden. I've accepted I've gone bald or I'm losing some of my hair I don't care I'm still rocking it I'll give a shit when anyone thinks. It's all about privileged sweetheart it's just about people body shaming each other which is what women are really a begging into these bigget into see what I did that, I made a joke. Wasn't that funny, but you know, hey, if it's not okay to shame women for being fat then it certainly shouldn't be okay to shame men for not having hair on their head. Hypokusry smells worse than you're your undistwat. First is medical reasons you're sick, you're going through chemo, whatever, you can't control the loss of your hair for a medical reason. The second is your swimmer. The third is you like being bald, you like the look of it, and you choose to be bald. That's it. You know, bald people don't ask for your God-dam sympathy. They really don't. I don't ask for sympathy on my shit for that matter. People are like, oh, you've got autism, and I'm just like, yeah, it is what it is,, there are people out there who have really worse. They're not complaining, neither of mine. Okay, that's where my sympathy stops. if you are 25 and bald and bald and you don't want to be balding, you. Okay, that's where my sympathy stops. If you are 25 and balding and you don't want to be balding, you do have control. Scientists... You know what kills me about this? We got products like men's roe gain foam and women are sitting there complaining because they're the only ones that get crap for their body here. And yet here's a woman on Tik Talk bitching because for whatever reason she doesn't feel sympathy for balding men. And yet, ironically, when she loses her hair at that age, no one's going to feel sympathy for her. And it's just kind of how that goes. I would not wish that upon her personally. I just think what she's saying is a bit crass and hypocritical considering the other things you hear women bitching about on social media. About, oh, if you're a man, you think carry women or gross. Then you're a fucking pig. But if you're a woman, you think balding men are gross. You know, and you want to talk about privilege, honey. Oh. You know, and you want to talk about privilege honey. Oh Do The only thing that needs to do more than your nasty twant is your hypocrisy check Could you imagine for one second? Okay, let's just play the rest of the video. Let's not be too mean. Cobra fan. All the people want to get twisted like, oh, Cobra said what now? Oh. They got people making jokes about what now? They got people making jokes about Priuses, like, oh, you're gay if you have a Prius. Ha ha. You know, it's just stupid shit like to be know what I'm saying you two and we need to stop that crap for that matter like who gives the fuck you don't have a career she want to be cleaner for the environment that's your choice you know I'm saying like people just judge each other for the cars we drive for how much hair we have on our god damn body it's fucking retarded how to stop my side effects from my birth control but they are working over time making you pills for your hair loss. Every boyfriend I've had sits in the mirror moping over his hairline and none of them bothered to even Google prescription meds, supplement. just part of being a human. So you choose not to take birth control but you run the risk of having a kid and that's kind of the bitch of it. And speaking of the bitch of it, if a woman had lost her hair for any reason period she would be met with sympathy. That was not a double entendre on intentional or intentional joke, I would be serious, I need to be more careful about how I select my words. but if, and that's just the god damn truth, like, and I've seen women who have lost their hair because of chemo and shit, and yeah, you feel bad for them, but you watch it grow back, and you're like, yeah, you know, it's like, you're rooting for someone, you know? So I imagine all the comments on this are know, you got 7 million women on TikTok ironically from the same god damn websites. They're screaming hashtag kill all men. And I'm like, what in the actual flying fuck? If men are not allowed to scream that crap on TikTok, neither should women be allowed to do that. It's called gender equality. It's just that god damn simple. And'm not trying to be a pun artist here simple ha ha ha cobra's edgy Trigga to Mickey's ha! That's good beer, ha! What the fuck is this bullshit? Fucking tiptox sitting there, ha! This fucking bitch, decking the bald men, ha! get really fucking pissed off when men find their hairy pussy gross but the second she says she thinks balden or gross knows how that dynamic fucking changes and you might think I'm an arse for saying it but sometimes men cannot control their balding head any more than women can control their breast size or their tummy size. And that seems a bit crast to have a woman on Tip Talk of all things. You want to scream about privilege if a man would have criticized you about the way you look. You'd never hear the end of it. There'd be tampons on fire attached to pitch forks. millions of women marching down the street screaming, fuck the patriarchy! And that's your fourth way, feminism. You know, by how disgusted you are, by how bald he is, I'm bald. He said, they just sit there in front of the mirror for five years until there's not a single little sprout left on their head to work with, and then they say, well, you're still going to love me when I'm bald, right? That's a bold fucking assumption of you to make. Would you love me if I was bald? I know he has aesthetic preference. Yeah, you know, by how disgusted you are, by how bald he is. I'm thinking you'd feel the same way. So this is just kind of a circle jerk of hypocrisy. And true love, you'll find that you don't care if your partner gets fat or bald or old. You just accept them for who they are. It's just what it is. Or so systematically caught up on what separates women and men. as a species, as the human race is just as bullshit because that's all we are where the human race it shouldn't matter where color your skin is or you know what I'm saying? It shouldn't matter what uh... What gender you are, your male, female, trans, that's your stick, you know what I'm saying? Just because you have a tick-talk, doesn't mean... You just got disbarred off stupid random shit. I got a check-talk, you don't see Hillary Clinton's part of the lisry people, and now we need to... Because you have a TikTok, does it mean you could just out of stupid random shit? I got a TikTok. You don't see me saying Hillary Clinton's part of the lisery people and now we need to wear Tin File has to protect our heads from the aliens. Like the fuck out of here with that retarded shit. The problem lies with this, women and men are both told what to do with their body hair how much or how much less to have of it, how their body is shaped, but the focus is primarily on when it happens to women, therefore creating a victimhood complex. Which I hate to say ladies and gentlemen, but when you use your gender as bullshit to create a victimhood complex regardless of gender men do this crap too. When both genders create a victimhood complex for themselves and for their own gender which accepts this precedence of it's a competition that feels sorry for me, no feel sorry for me. Fuck that shit. So someone sent me this Tiktak. I was just like, well, give me a bloody second. I posted it to Facebook and I was like, can you believe this shit? People are worried about me shipping the praying man to staff, and I I assure you that's going to be the number one priority. It's going to be a very expensive staff, might you? But the praying mantas is not coming off that staff. It may take a couple days to make. But it's in the process where if I'm delicate enough with it, it ain't coming off now and when it's layered just right. balls. Who sit in a society built for you and not make a... Because you know that's bullshit, you know if you were bald and your man wasn't having yet, you could totally get away with calling it, sexism or body shaming. And the reason why women get the body shaming movement and men don't is because women are put under a higher pressure to look good. Most people don't give a shit if men are fat hairy and bald and disgusting. But if women are like that it's like, eww. So King Cobra has the ability to be an honest asshole, but is also sympathetic towards the cause. Ladies, we gotta stop and gentlemen hating each other for our differences. Halloween is... Halloween is the most upon on this green phantom season baby. The costume scared the shite over a lot of people last year. I freaking love it. I wasn't doing anything creepy, just walking down the street with my crystal staff and my green cloak and that freaking mask on. And just, the effect was enough. I didn't need blood or gour to create the spook effect, you know what I'm saying. And then you always get some fucking asshole as a political stink about Halloween, like, oh your costumes are scowy, and it's like... Go up! As long as my costume's not politically offensive or racist or sexist or homophobic, or what have you, who the fuck gives this shit. Like I don't judge your fucking costume. That's the problem with our fucking societies. We all judge each other too much, dude. To an extent, that's the god damn truth. Fux sickos. Fuck the forbidden four. Keep your hair and expect me to still be in love with you when it's all gone. The entitlement! The male privilege is... triggered by this video that this thought this chick this other thought has about thoughts you see what I did there yes you could be an assole but still treat women with respect i.e. you treat others the way you want to be treated you you don't go out of your way to be an ass to people, but as soon as they start shit with you, or in general, just whatever, you state your opinion, but if people directly go out of the way to fuck with you, you fuck with them back twice, it's hard, and they about your hair, you would fucking lose your shit. You know that sound it would make? So I'm making a spot of T, a G spot of T. Nope, someone's gonna steam snatch and Mrs. is pissed about something. Well, shit. Line D! But I don't want to take pills, I don't want to put stuff in my body, I don't want to do a transplant. Okay, then what is this? What is this? Oh, oh? You know how many of these two pay installments I see on my Facebook feed every single day? This is very legit and looks very real. You better have exhausted every option. It's no different than, okay, the man giving you shit about your boob size. And I hate to take it that far, but that's the god damn truth. And you shouldn't shame men for their hairline, just like you shouldn't shame women for their tit size. That's bullshit. You know, I'm saying you got women who support feminism, which is on the basis gender equality, on the basis gender equality on the basis of female equality which means that females and males should support each other's equalities but instead is just oh well women give birth and push babies out their pussies so you don't get to bitch and complain. Okay but when men give you rights and we try to make you happy, we're still the assholes. What? I'm not trying to be a fucking assol about it, but that's exactly how it is, dude, like, shh. And then make transplants for women and men to have hair and shit. Women get extensions for their god damn hair. Don't give me this bullshits. Now that's the god damn truth. You got women who are getting extensions because they want the fucking long hair and shit. And it's just like, who the fuck are you to give men shit about getting a transplant for their bald ass head and calling it male privilege that's some harsh shit dude that is a major horse shit like you want to be blonde for a day so you get some blown extensions woven into that rat's nest of a fucking hairdo you call hair. This is my natural fucking hair color. It feeds some like a dark black brownish to like a blonde at the tips. And there is, you better have had a two pay on your damn head. Before you come to me and say honey I give up, you're going to have to love me if I'm bald. You better have tried everything. Because if your girlfriend was bald... Oh, God forbid! Yeah, this, this right here, YouTube. Holy crap, and then women get pissed off when men have standards. Holy shit, this is BC-rich. See what I did there, I made a guitar pun because I played BCWage Warlocks. That's good shit, YouTube. Fucking Jesus Christ is a seabom. You believe this? This is what I'm talking about. Like, you want true gender equality if I'm not allowed to bitch about your hair-pugs. fucking hair plugs. That's called gender equality and it's just like you want to think I'm gross because I feel insecure about the way my god damn head looks so I get some hair plugs. You feel insecure about the way society treats you a bunch your body hair. It's not much difference. Then you would have expected her to try everything too. I rest my case. So this is shocking, but I actually am capable. No, we live in a society where you can't tell your woman shit. You cannot tell her shit. I respect women, but that's the god damn truth. And there are some women who get entitled because we live in a society now that's more pro women only because 1950s and up it was more pro men and that's the bitch of it because a lot of today's men are very respectful and just want to treat women with the same respect as they would hope to get. Treat others the way you want to be treated. It's the god damn golden rule YouTube. Fuck out of here. Look out to read some of these fucking comments on this TikTok. I bet they are just fucking gold. Ugh. You both sympathy, I just don't give mine out very often. But allow me to talk about a group of people that I have zero sympathy left for. I don't feel bad for men who are balding. There are three valetries... Could you imagine YouTube? If... and I'm not playing the TikTok repeat, but could you imagine if a man said this about a chicken or a tit size? I'm not trying to be that fucking specific with it, but it's the fucking truth. You would never hear the end of it. Never, fucking hear the end of it. And I'm not trying to be that asshole but it's the fucking truth. Women are allowed to criticize men's bodies while scream body shaming when men critique their bodies but because of that they can critique our bodies and it's just a circle jerk of bullshit. Here too, but really is. And I'm like if women don't want to be criticized, they guarantee you men don't want to be criticized on their bodies too, my right fellas. You want to talk about ladies, how we all can't be Kim Kardashian. Well guess what, bitch? We all can't be Arnold Schwarzenegger. You want to have this argument? Cobra's just not the guy to have a gender argument with. And not to be a dick, I'm just trying to help women and men understand each other. I'd be like, you're not elderly. The first is medical reasons you're sick. Imminably drinking and smoking and eating fast food of cosmages to lose a little bit of hair but it is what it is. I ain't complaining about it shit. You know what I'm saying? Mrs. Green did pass away. I let her outside to pass away in nature naturally. I could tell she was dying so I wanted to make her last couple of moments on earth like whoa you know what I'm saying that's why I blew CBD out her and shared my booze with her is because I could tell she was she was on her last leg you know and people gonna are all twisted like oh cobras this and that. She's like that. She's like... because I could tell she was on her last leg, you know? And people are all twisted like, oh, cobras, this, and that, and she's like, fuck them, dude. Now I took that pregnancy and I'm putting her on a crystal staff that I'm working on. Just gonna take a couple layers of epoxy and it's super glue butt it'll look sick when it's done that prime minutes won't break off and you know the trolls can suck a dick they really can there's the biggest losers on the fucking planet If I went live, I'd have more viewers than my trolls and that's what's funny about it. Let's don't care about going live. As long as I make a video, who cares? You can't control the loss of your hair for a medical reason. The second is your swimmer. The third is you like being bald, you like the look of it, and you choose to be bald. That's it. Okay, that's where my sympathy stops. If you're 25 and balding and you don't want to be balding. Yeah, but that's just, ugh. This is toxic Tik-talk culture, am I right, you- YouTube, fucking god damn it! delegates. It was going to be so much God damn epoxy and super glue on the printing mantis that it ain't going to break or come off during shipping. I'll make damn sure of that. It'll create this cool effect, where it's just like, that's the praying mantis cobra is holding on his video. That's sick dude yeah I showed a couple photos with friends they blasted on social media now it's all over the internet people are just like can you believe what's cover? did my good? I just took a friend that I just took a friend that I made and you know what I'm saying that's different than like anything else the haters want to say you know what I'm saying? fuck the haters dude. You do have control control scientists have still not figured out yeah that's like saying you have control over your tit size which to a degree they don't have penis and plants that make your dick bigger and still why you need to get hard they haven't figured out a science to that yet so while I side with women on the whole, okay, you shouldn't have to get fake tits or whatever, have bigger moves to be accepted, that's bullshit. At the same time, the argument is true for a man in his dick. You know what I'm saying? You too, but fucking, God damn it. I have to stop my side effects from my birth control but they are working overtime making you pills for your hair loss. Every right I've had sits in the mirror moping over his hairline and none of them bothered to even Google prescription med supplement. Yeah but could you imagine, no no no no no, okay could you imagine though if there was a woman taking birth control and the side effect was she might lose her hair? It'd be a different argument. You don't want to have to push out them kids because you know you're not in a financial situation where you can take care of them. The hell out of here YouTube. You know the truth of it is women and men get so much crap for their body hair it's ridiculous. Women get the same amount of crap as men do when it comes to losing the hair on their head. You know what I'm saying? And yet, here's this chick on TikTok. It's ridiculous. It is ridiculous, YouTube. Get yourself some tactical soap and support the fight for gender equality because women have perfume that turns men on and they don't even have to have pheromones in it. Men just like women who smell pretty. So really that's that's the fair argument for tactical soap without being a dick about it. I mean, oh boy Ian went out to the bar and had a couple of drinks. I was rocking my tactical soap products and the chicks were digging that smell. They're like, oh, reputation precedes him. God damn! No, you love the tactical soap, dude. That shit's fucking smelling good and yeah. Women don't have to try that hard to make men horny. All I gotta do is show up, especially if you're at a bar. Yeah, old enough to drink, old enough to sink in the pink. I'll drink to that. for five years until there's not a single little sprout left on their head to work with and then they say well you're still gonna love me when I'm bold right? Oh god damn it! Knowing some of the assold men that I follow on YouTube like I could be totally savage right now but I'm just like no I'm going to be a gentleman But like yeah when you're telling a man to check his privilege when women have just as much privilege And our society now Especially in the Western world if not more that's uh yeah That's a bold fucking assumption of you to make. Would you love me if I was bald? I know he has aesthetic preferences for what... And I kind of get that. I mean like, if he's not willing to love you and you're bald, then that's just... stupid YouTube. Fucking stupid. Women, I don't expect him to like me if I'm bald, so why should he ex- Borseshit, you don't expect him. Because if a man rejected you for being bald it'd be a fucking argument about what pigs men are. And it'd be the oldest fucking argument in the book. That's just like saying, Oh, all you women are nah, n nah. Whenever men make assumptions about women, it's frowned upon in our society, but when women make an assumption about men, it's just accepted. And they want to bitch about equality. That's just the thing of it, you two. Y'all need to shut the fuck up with this double standards bullshit because both sides go through it to some degree. So if you can't come to that terminology, then y'all don't get to bitch. Because yeah, it's fucked. You think men were reminded of the fucking assholes from the 1950s? Fuck no! The cars were sweet, but now the politics, no! for you and not make a single effort to keep Well, society is not specifically built for men or women, but once women turn 18 and above and their tits and their ass come in, all of a sudden it's just like they can control a lot more than they realize. And at first they're like, okay, cool, the opposite sex notices them. But then after a while they're just like every other woman they get sick of it. So the dude's not your type, but it's cool man, but like when it's reversed, the dude's a body shaming pig. And you know I'm right on this, otherwise you wouldn't be sitting like going, Oh, I fucking hate Cobra so much right now. That mother fucking asshole. I swear to fucking... King Cove is a bit of an honor of shit but you know that's alright because it's the god damn truth. It's not meant to offend people it's meant to make you think like women who sit there and bitch because they're being told how to shave their armpits. But um... and their legs and their pussy, when men are being told the same god damn shit, you got manscape, you know, I support manscape because they support gesticular cancer or awareness, I'll drink to that. How do you think men feel when it's like you when it's all gone? The entitlements! The men! The men! How do you think men feel when it's like the other way around ladies? Oh, I'm not trying to be that guy, but God damn it! If that shit were gender reversed, we'd be expected to just accept it. Oh, guess what, your lady's got a mustache and she's 400 pounds overweight and she looks like a dude and you're totally straight and that's not your jig. Well, if you don't accept it, you're every kind of foe on the planet. including being a sexist while god damn it welcome to being a man in the 21st and a half century. Male privilege is blinding! Male privilege! Existed because we've given you rights and male privilege has existed for centuries And I hate to say it, but we all just need to stop being dicks to each other. Is that too much to ask for? I'm sitting there like, you know, I need some nicotine CEDE liquid one second You got this fucking chick whining about male privilege on TikTok. If a man were to whine about female privilege on TikTok, he would get canceled so quickly. And that's no crap. that's just how it is like I said I got mad respect for women which because you got a vagina don't think you rule the world and just because you were doing you got a dick don't think you rule the world you know what I'm saying you too? Come on now. Yeah, at some point they say they don't want that, but who would have changed them? I'm like, yeah, you know, I could look 10 years younger than I actually am. So yeah, they might decide that. How is it any different than some chick getting Botox surgery? Other than everyone judging her because, oh, she got plastic work done, you guys. Oh my God. If you had every single day. This is very legit and looks very legit, and looks very real. If you could feed every single day. This is very legit and looks very real. You better have exhausted every option there is. You better have had to pay on your damn head. Before you come to me and say, honey, I give up, you're going to have to love me if I'm bald. You better have tried everything. Because if your girlfriend was balding, you would have expected her to try everything too. Society is going to hell and I'm your hosting guy King Cobra Defense. So I got him as a Mazzard. There are literally 7,000 bloody fucking comments and I can't view the comments unless I sign in. Can I take it? I want to do it. I want to do the comments of this stupid ass video. So this is shocking, but I actually am capable of sympathy. I just don't give mine out there. So this is not a welcome. But allow me to talk about... Yeah, yeah, this chick. But I actually am capable of sympathy, I just don't give mine out there. So this is a real thing. But allow me to talk about... Yeah, yeah, this chick. Oh, God damn it. Social media is so bloody toxic. Y'all are so unaware of the lengths women go to meet the beauty standard in the patriarchal society while expected to tolerate men who makes zero efforts. You know the first comment could be said for women. We're expected to kiss your ass regardless if you're giving us you know what or not. Otherwise we're just seen as fucking pigs. You know I'm not trying to be that guy but women and men are disrespectful as fuck towards each other. And women you shouldn't be expected to give you know what out just because a man's being nice to you. Fuck that shit. But at the same time it's like y'all gonna bitch because men give you shit for having hairy armpits, but then you want to give a man shit for having a bald head and getting hair plugs. I'm sorry, but that's the cold truth. Yes talk to men the way they talk to us love it. Yes Lindsay Fraser that's the god damn truth babe get it. That's kind of a whole fucking point. Women want to sit there and bitch because men talk to them like their pieces of shit and then tell them your opinion doesn't matter. And then tell them on top of it, oh hey your body here, the way it's shaped is gross. The comments on this TikTok video are fucking stupid for the most part. You make me think of things I never considered in. Actually, yeah, you went off Sis. Reference Libron's hairline through the years. Things can be done, steps can be taken. Yeah, this is just women reflecting on social pressure to be thin, have big tits and a big ass. There are options for women where they can go and get plastic surgery and make themselves look like the barmy doll, so to speak, and it's horse crap because women don't have to look like that to be beautiful beauty is subjective to the person you know what I'm saying? And they just go to a point where she's too and I'm just like dude. It's dull a shit YouTube. Talk about a group of people that I have zero sympathy left for. I don't feel bad for men who are balding. Derek. Yes, but if you are fat and balding, every man treated you like shit, we would expect it as men. We would be expected to feel sympathy for you. And as soon as we try to feel sympathy, we would be get told, you're just trying to rape us or get down our pants. You don't really care. Even when there were decent men who actually give a shit, then on top of it, it's just like, you demand sympathy for us, but then as soon as we try to give you sympathy, it's now a fucking crime what everything this video is bullshit that's your opinion but you know watch that's how the world's become man It sure it is.