====== How to make hard boiled eggs ======

**Original Video:** [[https://youtu.be/IVBerNT-i1Q|How to make hard boiled eggs]]

===== Transcript =====

What's good YouTube? I got you on my camera phone here. And if you saw my last video, my last video was basically giving you all some advice. When it comes to dealing with a cold. Oh these last couple of days I haven't gotten a cold but my nose and my sinuses have been pretty stuffed up. 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My immune system seems to be doing a pretty good job of fighting off the cold here. So, right now my sinuses aren't too terribly plugged up, but that's because I've been blowing my sinuses aren't too terribly plugged up, but that's because I've been blowing my nose as much as humanly possible coming up on April 16th, which is a little, maybe a couple weeks away. And because I was hungry for some boiled eggs anyway, I figured I would show you all on YouTube how to make hard boiled eggs. hard boiled eggs now I'm not going to die any of these eggs all these eggs that I boil are going to get eaten obviously but with Easter right around the corner they should seem like an appropriate opportunity to make a cooking video and all that yeah I got to say though YouTube I like hard-boiled eggs they're pretty good this recipe is it's done But um we're gonna venture into my kitchen real quick. And we're going to hard boil some eggs. I'll show you all this is done. Are you ready? I hope you're ready. I'm ready. Y'all to forgive me if I sound a little bit stuffed up. I've been finding off sinus pressure these last couple of days. On the grand scheme of things, YouTube, it could be worse. Like I said, my immune system seems to be doing a pretty good job of fighting off a cold. So... Well we got the stove right here and the first thing you're going to do let the camera down here we'll take the pot that we're gonna boil our that we're gonna boil our eggs in and we're gonna walk over to the sink. and let's go on the light so we can see what we're doing here all I can see what I'm gonna do now is turn the stove on to high and we'll dump just a little bit of this water out just a little bit okay there we go now we're going to walk over to the fridge real quick here and I'll take our cage-free eggs one dozen gray double-A large eggs and well-dough- A large eggs. And, um, well, when you get eggs, you gotta watch out for stuff like this right here. See how that's, that's correct. Yeah, I'm careful. Every gently, we're going to set the egg in there just like that. And repeat the process until all your eggs are really easy. This is a great way to get an excellent source of protein. Okay. And this is a great way on the top so we're going to be very careful sticking this one in here. Okay go set the broken one right there just like that. All right. Now I gotta do is give it a couple minutes here. The stove turned on to high. The stove turned on to high And What you're gonna do is let them sit there? That's all they're nice and hard boiled Hmm All waiting for those to boil up. I got a little bit of dishes to do so go ahead and set the camera down here oh come on there we go all right All right. So I'm going to do some dishes here while the eggs boil up real quickly. Turn on that hot water, grab my dish rag, grab my dish rag, Grab our dishwashing soap. Oh, Oh, man. Got my greasy hamburger spatcherel, I definitely need it cleaned. You know, YouTube, but my homeboy Scotty has tried to set me up with chicks in the past, and every time he tries to set me up with the girlfriend, they literally, they've built back out at the last minute, or they'll be like, eww, gross, you know, because they don't even know me. Well, there was this one girl that my homeboy Scott he was trying to set me up with. This girl named Bailey that he went to high school with. And by all accounts, Bailey seemed like the kind of girl that would click really well with me. You know? But every time me and Bailey tried to make plans to meet up, something always came up that prevented us from meeting, so to speak. And eventually she just gave up. And I don't blame her on the slightest, because if you try to make plans to hang out with somebody, and every time we try to make plans to hang out with somebody something always came up you know eventually you'd be like maybe it wasn't meant to happen yeah well that didn't stop YouTube from making fun of me for it YouTube what do I mean by this well some of you should know that that the girl Bailey that Scott you was trying to set me up with she doesn't do social media. Okay. She doesn't. Um, what Skye told me, this is what Bailey told him is uh, Scotty told me, Scotti told me that Bailey told him, Bailey seems to think that social media is poison. That's, you know... And to some extent she's right, you know, being on social media isn't necessarily a bad thing. But there are going to be people out there who see you as an easy target. Hold on a second that screen was... the screen on my phone was trying to do something. I'm like, nope. All right. all the way up down to a four. Okay, the reason why I did that is because the water is starting to boil and we don't need a squand over the top here. So I turn the stove down to a four while the eggs continued to boil here. Okay. Let those boil for a little bit longer. Excuse me. I'll let those eggs boil over a little bit longer. While, uh... While I finish my dishes in the sink here. I don't like doing dishes you too but someone's got to do them. So we'll check on the, I got the eggs boiling behind me here so I can watch them why all I do my dishes here. My fucking dream house is gonna have a dishwasher in it, I swear. And a sink. And a stove with an oven. And a circular hibachi grill in the middle of the kitchen. Yes. And it may look like a lot of dishes in my sink, but when you get down to it, there really isn't that much. You know? Let's get in there with some hot water and some soap and get it done. Huh. You know, YouTube, nobody likes doing chores. There are a select few that like doing them. That's because those people are weird. So you want my advice. Next time you're doing chores, if you have an iPhone or an iPod or some sort. Next time you're doing chores, listen to music while you're doing chores. I give my fucking T-U if you're jamming out to your favorite artists. Then it'll seem less like a chore, you know what I'm saying? I don't know, that's just something I do sometimes, when uh... Sometimes when I do chores around my apartment, I'll listen to music while I work. the hard boiled eggs into I got to make you dishes probably isn't very entertaining you too, but I got to do something. Well, I let those eggs boil because I can't just stand here and bullshit with you on camera. Only I could stand here and bullshit with you on camera, but not while all these dishes need to be done. I'll just go. I'm the maids looking. They're looking like they're doing their thing, all right? All right, all right. And I'm still a little bit stuffed up. But it's not nearly as bad as it was these last couple of days. I mean for the most part my body seems to be doing an awesome job fighting off this cold. The only thing I've gotten that's cold like is a stuffy sinus. Lots of mucus and a cough and that's it. Almost had a sore throat the other day but a body's like, nope, we're not having this crap, we're not doing this. Well if I'm job hunting and looking for a job, I can't afford to be sick right now, I really can't YouTube. You know? Fucking someone calls me in for a job, a job interview, and I say I can't come in because I'm fucking sick, fuck that noise. Straight up, fuck that noise. My amine system has been working pretty good lately. Get the sink emptied and put whatever's on the side right here and here. You know, it's like one of the easiest foods to make, YouTube. Making hard boiled eggs. I'm not shitting you, YouTube. Making hard boiled eggs is literally one of the easiest recipes out there to make. I'll eat. Yeah. I'll just go. I'll eat. I'll just go. I'll eat. I'm I'll be right back. All right, hold on a second, YouTube. I'll be right back. Oh man. Especially for cooking food. I don't know, you too. You think you're done yet? What do you think? You think you're done? You think you're done. I don't know, you too. What do you think? Then if these bastards's go ahead and turn the stove off. Now I think it gets your done. Let's go ahead and turn the stove off. Now we're going to need something to put these on. Hmm. I need something to put these on. Okay, well, what we can do is we can put all the hard boiled eggs on this freshly clean plate. Okay. Now, what we're going to do? Okay. Now, what we're going to do is I'll set the camera down right here. All right. Now to. So my bill just, yeah, let's go like this instead. Yeah, they're hard. You could use the spatula for this. But those first two might have difficulty getting out. So... too might have difficulty getting out so you know I'll. And there you have it ladies and gentlemen of the of a YouTube society. Look at this 12 hard-boiled eggs ready for consumption. Yeah buddy. But right now you can see that they're done. But right now you can see that they're done. you can see that they're done. They're nice and solid. Um... Now I'm gonna let these bastards cool off. And then once these eggs cool off, then once these eggs cool off, then we'll have something to eat. then once these eggs cool off, then we'll have ourselves something to eat. But I want to sit here and keep you waiting for these eggs to cool off. I just wanted to show you how to make hard boiled eggs. And that I did. As you can squeeze your egg. And you notice that it cracks, but none of the stuff comes out. See what I'm saying? Like you can crack your egg just like that. And you notice that none of the stuff on the inside comes out That's how you know it's a hard boiled egg faster, we're going to pre-crack these shells here. Okay. There you know those are some hard boiled eggs all right? I got each one of those bastards cracked open. There you know, those are some hard boiled eggs all right? I got each one of those bastards cracked open just so they can cool off a little bit faster. But yeah, I'll eat some on camera here in a bit, but I thought I'd just show y'all how to make hard boiled eggs. Seems how one, it's a tasty snack and a great source of protein. And two, with Easter coming up, you know what I'm saying? A lot of the people have any be like, how do you do that, you know? But literally the easiest way to make eggs is to boil them. Literally the easiest way to do it. What is these? I found a little bit of a cigarette in my tray here. Actually, you know what? I think I'll just take any cigarette butt that I have in my trays right now and just squeeze it, squeeze the tobacco into my pipe just like that. Excuse me. Now normally I don't cough when I smoke tobacco, but whenever I get a mild cold of any kind going, you know, like I have right now, I have right now, I have right now, I have a very mild cold of any kind going, you know, like I have right now, what I have right now is a very mild cold. And my sinuses are still a little bit stuffed up. I got lots of mucus in my system. And I'm coughing a little bit. But other than that, other than that YouTube I feel perfectly fine. Other than my sinuses being stuffed up, having a small cough, and having my my body filled up with mucus. Other than that, you know, like I said, my body seems to be doing an awesome job. I'll fight in that, uh, that cold, yeah. So there you go. Another cooking video. And on my next video, I'll show you how to eat a hard boiled egg and yeah. Excuse me. Well, other than the cough, I'm... Excuse me. But other than the cough, the stuffy nose, the stuffy sinuses, and that's literally the only three things affecting me right now. Other than those three things, I feel just fine. And I know I'm being kind of a hypocrite from this video but the best way to avoid spreading the cold of any kind you know is learning to um cough into your arm a lot of people when they cough and they're out in public they cough into their hand and everything they touch after that is gonna have the cold virus on on it so you know if you want to avoid spreading the cold to other people pretty much cough into your arm that sort of thing. Yeah. And let me tell you I woke up this morning I was having the most wonderful dream YouTube. I had a dream when I met some cute and I was having the most wonderful dream, YouTube. I had a dream when I met some cute raven-haired pale-skinned beauty and that me and her were dating and then in the dream we were all in public together being cutsy and shit. You know. And then I woke up and my nose was stuffed up and I'm like damn it was only a dream. It felt so realistic. And I was enjoying the dream and then I woke up and when you wake up and realize that it was just a dream that you're still single and no girl wants you. Well I shouldn't say that. You know there are some girls out there that are probably fancy me, but they're just too too. too nervous to talk to me. So I really can't honestly say that, you know. You know, when I say things like, no girl wants me, I'm mostly saying that out of self-pity, because I get rejected by the opposite sex, all the god damn time. But there are some girls out there that don't react, don't react. I get rejected by the opposite sex all the god damn time. But there are some girls out there that don't react negatively to my presence. And these girls are a lot easier to focus on than the ones that look at you like your dog shit or whatever, you know. But off topic as usual that then delicious hard boiled eggs cool off and then I'll do a video on my computer just chilling you know but anyways Anyways, this series, King Cobra JFS, with another video. And hopefully this mild sinus crap goes away soon. Anyways, thank you for watching. We'll catch you all later.