====== over priced jeans are stupid ======

**Original Video:** [[https://youtu.be/TEpLYwpXvBo|over priced jeans are stupid]]

===== Transcript =====

Good evening, you too. Now, part of being human is going through ridiculous fads. And admittedly, one of the stupidest fads I could never quite possibly understand. Is spending money, like literally you're spending a ridiculous amount of money on jeans that look like a fucking homeless person's been wearing them. I don't understand it, man. Like, the latest gene trend. This company works together with Levi. And they produced these genes that basically have these um zip-up flaps on the ass cheeks and so basically they're assless chaps but the ass cheeks up up and the ass cheeksaps, but the ass cheeks zip up. And a pair of these genes, you know, will run you about $1,200-some-odd dollars. Now, why the fuck would you want to spend $1,234 on a pair of jeans that has the ass cheeks cut out so that you can zip them back up? When literally YouTube you could go to Walmart. Oh. I accidentally, I..., hold on a second. I accidentally unplugged my guitar. Anyway, you clearly go to Walmart by a pair of jeans that are on sale, and you could take them home yourself. And if you're a damn good seamstress, if you know, if you know how to sew, then guess what, YouTube? Huh. You can make your own pair of these jeans for a fraction of the cost. You know, I've never been one to follow trends when it comes to clothing YouTube. I've always decided that you know I'm gonna wear whatever clothing makes me feel comfortable you know so even if it's a classic banned t-shirt and some black jeans you know what I'm saying then that's good enough for me. I don't give a shit if it's the end thing or not, you know, fuck the mainstream. There we go. Like if you, and this is the thing of it, YouTube, is I guarantee you that as soon as these genes or no longer the in thing, all these rich, snobby mother fuckers that spend a thousand dollars on a fucking pair of jeans that they can make at home for way less than that. I guarantee you as soon as those fucking jeans are out of style, they're going to get put in the back of someone's closet. Guarantee it. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I'm a- I mean, I'm a- I mean, I'm a- Literally YouTube. I remember when a similar fat happened with jeans, it became the end thing to buy your jeans with holes already in them and covered in paint. Like literally people were selling jeans that already had holes cut in them and already had paint splotched all over them That became the in thing, you know, and it's just like it's stupid YouTube. It's fucking stupid You're gonna spend a ridiculous amount of money on a pair of jeans That look like they've been through hell and back, just so you can say, oh look how cool I am, you know, and that's like stupid, it's seriously stupid. You could literally, okay, if you're bummed because you can't afford a pair of these overpriced-askless chaps with a zipper on the back of the ass on both cheeks mind you if you're upset because you can afford them guess what here's the cool thing about it is if you're good enough like I said if you're good enough at sewing you could make your own pair fucking you go to Walmart you buy a pair of jeans for 24 dollars and you go to Walmart, you buy a pair of jeans for $24. And you go to the sewing store and you buy four zippers, one for each sign of your ass cheek, for both ass cheeks, and you... and a needle and some thread, and maybe you spend like, I don't know, $10 at the most. I don't know $10 at the most at the most I don't know I don't know you know I'm saying I'm just using that as a hypothetical so hypothetically speaking you could literally spend $35 for your own pair of these overpriced assless chaps and it's like you know what? honestly that would be a much better way to go and I can already see this conversation going down. A bunch of teenage girls are going to be like I want a pair going up to their parents and asking can I get a pair of these jeans? all the cool kids are wearing them blah blah blah blah. Parents go how pair of these jeans? All the cool kids are wearing them blah blah blah. Parents go how much these jeans cost? Little girl, little teenage girl goes all about $1,234. That's when their parents are like, uh-huh, uh-huh, okay, you want a pair of those jeans so god damn bad? Get your own fucking money and buy them yourself. And then as soon as they do get the money to buy them yourself. And then as soon as they do get the money to buy them themselves, they walk out of the house and fucking dad walks by and says, what the hell are those? All those zippers on your ass? Oh hell no, you are not going out with fucking zippers hanging off your ass. That's just not going to happen. Go back upstairs and put some decent fucking clothes on but you told me if I got my own job and paid for them myself I could wear them I didn't know these jeans had fucking zippers on the ass blah blah blah blah I could already see it happening all over the country right the fuck now people are mad I can already see it happening man and why the fuck okay when you wear jeans you should only need one zipper the one for your crotch that's it the only exception would be okay if you had zippers for pockets why the fuck do you need a pair jeans where it unzips in the ass? Like, just, no. Okay? If, sincerely, ladies, okay, if you want to wear those jeans because you want to show off your ass, I get that. But we already have hip huggers. Okay? These are jeans that hug the curvature of your ass and some of them ride so low that your ass crack practically shows. I'm not complaining if you're old enough. I mean if you're 18 years of age or older and you want to wear those jeans fine you know I'm not complaining but they'll get pissed off and I'm checking you out you You know what I'm saying? The ladies? Shit. I'm just saying, like, what? If I had $1,234, I could very easily spend that money elsewhere. I could put that towards a car. I could put that towards two months' rent. I'm just saying, you know, like, I couldn't justify the money. I could put that towards a car. I could put that towards two months' rent. I'm just saying. You know, like, I couldn't justify spending over $100 on an item of clothing. I really couldn't. Oh shit, where is the distortion? There it is. Now for somebody... Now for... For somebody to leave a comment on my channel, on my videos even, and tell me that my guitar playing sucks. But when you go to their channel, they don't have jack shit for videos. So it's like, how about you shut the fuck up, motherfucker? You want to sit there and say that I suck a guitar when you don't even post videos of you playing guitar on your channel. It's pathetic. You are a jealous troll and you deserve to die. Hold on a second I'll change the setting real quick. Bloop! Bloop! Oh! I'm I'm the the the the I'm the the the I'm the Oh, the I'm the the the the I'm the the the Now again YouTube I don't claim to be the world's greatest guitar player. Far from it you know I know that my cartar playing my guitar playing could be worse but it also could be better you know I think of when I first started playing guitar to now I've come a long way in my guitar I've come a long way in my guitar in playing guitar, to now I've come a long way in my guitar playing. And it's just so funny when you get these sad mother fuckers who attack me on YouTube and they've never even picked up the damn thing in the first place. No, it's not sad, it's amusing. When you get somebody who personally attacks you because they think your guitar playing sucks and you know these motherfuckers don't even have a video of them on YouTube playing guitar. And this is one of the nice things about filtering my comments is that I read them but everyone else doesn't, you know what I'm saying? And I've noticed I've gotten a lot less, I get a lot less trolling on YouTube when I approve my comments. And yeah, because part of being able to troll somebody on YouTube is being able to publicly humiliate them on their own video. But when they can't do that, because every time they leave a negative comment, it gets deleted before anybody else sees it, you know, it kind of takes the fun out of trolling somebody. I've noticed this personally, YouTube, ever since I've made my comments, all my videos are proved only, I've noticed that I haven't been trolled nearly as much, which is good, you know? Because I shouldn't have to fucking put up with it, and neither should you. Nobody on YouTube deserves to get trolled and bullied. Everybody on YouTube has the right to a harassment-free experience. There is no reason, no reason why we can't act like civilized adults here. Who the fuck am I can't use YouTube? As soon as... Asking people on YouTube to be nice, that's like asking Donald Trump not to be stupid. Like, it's just... It's gonna happen really like it or not. Comparing YouTube trolls to Donald Trump, that seems a little harsh. Why would I want to give Donald Trump a bad name like that? Oh, oh, oh, YouTube, I wanted to give the man the benefit of the doubt. But... But... I've lost a lot of respect for him. All I can do was bitch about Donald Trump being president. I can't change a god damn thing. If I had my way, you too, I would be like, Bernie Sanders is president. You don't like it? Suck it! If I had my fucking way, Bernie Sanders would be president right now. But one thing you have to admire about Senator Bernie Sanders is that even though he didn't win the race he is still fighting tooth and nail against political corruption and that is what's up. But going back to what I said about the jeans, I'm not telling people how to lives man if buying a pair of overly priced assless chaps makes them feel comfortable in the skin they're in and they have the money to do it and let them do it you know it's it's their life it's their fucking money but me personally I could not justify spending one thousand two hundred and thirty four dollars on a pair of jeans, get the fuck out of here with that. Unless of course these jeans were signed by my favorite musical artists and then the ink never washed out. No matter what you did, the ink was permanent, it was there for life. You know, then I'd be like, okay, you know, if it's signed by a couple of really cool people, then Okay, you know, I could definitely see myself rocking those jeans, but Why the fuck would you spend money on jeans that already have holes in them when you can buy a perfectly good pair of brand new jeans and do it yourself. I'm just saying you too. Well anyways this is a King Cobra JFS with another video Thank you all for watching and I'll catch you all on the flip side