====== Ranch hand pizza from Pizza Hut ======

**Original Video:** [[https://youtu.be/H69YXWI-xGQ|Ranch hand pizza from Pizza Hut]]

===== Transcript =====

What's going on with you, Bad Self? It's your sexy guy, King Cobra, JFS. Boom, come back at you with another video. Right, just this? We got a meat lover's pizza, large original stuff crust, classic marinara sauce, extra cheese, beef, ham, pepper, groanie, bacon, Italian sausage, and pork. And of course, for the zerks, we got the, uh, Rishi's pie. Oh yeah. And they also included four ranches for the Pizza Baby. Oh yeah. Pizza Hut, let's get a look at the goods. Yeah. That's pretty looking. Now we're talking. Smell check. Yeah. Let's make it in my mouth water. All right, John, I want to smear the ranch on this pizza. And two should be enough to get ranch all over it. Oh, I might have to shoot for all four days for the hell of it and see how it is. 3. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 4. All right, that is looking good. I'll throw these empty ranch containers away right quick. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. I'll grab some of these plates up in here. Yeah. Now we're rocking. Yeah, yeah. Now we're rocking. Boom, back in the salad with a pizza review baby. Shout out to Greg who provided the share and of course the pizza. What are we rocking with? Where we got? Oh, is that?... And of course, the pizza. What are we rocking with? Where we go? Oh, is that what I think it is? Red pepper flakes. Cheese. Yeah. Just move that from the Jean-Jean's shoes and action on there. But your icons, there's some... But you're all kinds. They sent me like three Parmesan packets and four pepper packets. Anything that I should rip. I'm going to throw it. Three to four. Actually, yeah. We got four pepper packets, four pumigan packets. Yeah. We got. Four pepper packets. And that promajones are going to soak into that ranch that that's included on top. I'm going to use everything that's included in this. I'm going to use everything that's included in this. In this ordeal here. Beautiful. Used all four prommergeant packets and all four red pepper flake packets. Yeah. Yeah, hey, hey, use guys. Take a look at that pie right there. All done up with everything. That did not look good. Now we gotta grab a slice of this. Four packs of ranch, all kinds of meat. Four packs of parmesan, four packs of pepper flake. And stuff for us too, hell yeah. Do you think it's like the ding is playing for Pizza Hut? We about to find out. I have to call this pizza the ranch hand pizza. Get it ranch hand pizza. Get it ranch hand pizza. Play on words. Mmm. You should get ranch all over your hands eating it and all your pants. Oh that sounded dirty. Ooh. Sorry about that one pizza hub but no this is good. Dall. Get it on point. Mmm. Fresh out of the oven. And I still go on in front of the piece. God damn. That's for the pizza, y'all. Call this the ranch hand. Sattle up your appetite for flavor town. You're going to get you a ranch hand pizza. Only at Pizza Hut. Oh man, the pomage on mixed with the ranch, all gooped up on there like that. Yeah, buddy. Now if you don't like pizza there's something wrong with you. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Now, pizza used to carry an... No. Pizza Hut used to carry anchovies but they don't. Yeah, I'm not complaining. No. I mean people be like what's your favorite pizza establishment I'm I mean people be like what I'm saying tubes I mean people be like what's your favorite pizza establishment I'm like man why you got make you pick like that be pizza establishment I'm like man, why you gotta make you pick like that, B? Mmm. This is some bomb-ass pizza, though. Mmm. I don't do. Oh yeah. That pizza is off the hook. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that pizza is off the hook. But how's that Hershey's bit doing? Might as we use the same plate for it. It kind of, yeah. Know something yet? Another plate. If you don't need it. Yeah. on it be I'm telling you right now Facebook and YouTube social media the ranch and pizza only a pizza what's really good cracker sir the term is saltine American and yes we do like cheese Oh look at it look at it look at it look at it look at the Hershey's brownies look at it YouTube look at it yeah look at it oh let's get a close up of all that sexy Hershey chocolate goodness all cut up in the nice little squares. Oh, look at that. Now, isn't that sexy? You can't tell me that's not sexy. I want some dessert to go with your pizza. This, that should be a crazy ass food challenge. I'm not going to attempt to eat all of this food in one sitting. This will definitely tie me over for a crazy ass food challenge. I'm not going to attempt to eat all of this food in one sitting This will definitely tie me over for a bit But again, thank you to Greg for the awesome share that I customized and put together and the Pizza Hut awesome sauce Take the opportunity to do a bomb-ass food review just for YouTube and just for my 7,000 plus subscribers. Take a look at that brownie game. It is on point with that pizza hut. Show that logo one more time over. Okay, one more look. Oh, yeah. I've got quite teasing. And you'll review with it right quick. Go on a corner brownie. and do a little review of it right quick. Going over corner brownie. So that's how you know it's going to be a good brownie when it's full of the part when you're trying to pull it out of the... Yeah, there we go. There we go, got one out. There we go, I got one out. Oh. God damn it pizza this shit be bombed like for real this brownie just oh it melts in your mouth dude This is the kind of brownie you eat. You just broke up with somebody. Or you got a man in hand grins for some chocolate, man. It's that good. We're talking, it's your cheat day. You've been dieted for like two and a half weeks and you want to carb out a little bit. That's how good it is. Oh, that is just decadence man. I just melt in your mouth. Chocolatey goodness. Hold on later. Mmm. Oh dude. It just, if you don't even know about pizza, Hut's brownie game, then you are missing out. You know, they make these brownies better if they were edible. Um, okay, that's not very... Family-friendly, Mr. Saunders, calm your shit. Uh-huh. Oh. Oh, it's breast cancer awareness., calm your shit. Oh. Freshly baked 100% genuine Hershey's chocolate chips. Oh yeah, that definitely tasted freshly baked. The man made it in like a secret part of their factory. And then they have a delivered wrapped up in this, and then they get like several boxes of these. And then like They'll cook them in oven at the Pizza Hut location. I know how that goes These brownies are fucking awesome. Definitely give these a try Oh, hold on. Look at that. This is how your fast food piece, it should bend. Or how most pieces should bend, have like a little bit of bend to it. Just a little bit. See that, look like that... Yeah. That's noise. Oh, I. Everything that I've done this video for this pizza, mmm. If you do that for your pizza, when you get, oh, you will not regret this. If you like meat, and you know what's funny about the ranch, it cools off the pepper flake just a little bit. But it doesn't completely dumb down the heat. There's a little bit of spiciness to it but it's not overpowering you know what I mean it's pretty mild so hell yeah doesn't maybe some people are like well I don't like spicy well fair enough you know if you don't like spicy food that's understandable but if you don't like pizza there's something wrong with you I'm dead serious this is some bomb-ass fucking pizza y'all. Mm. Does it deserve to be called the Dinkus Pizza for Pizza Hut? I would think so. God damn. Two brownie and like three pieces of this. of this? Mmm. Three pieces of pizza and I brought that's enough. Yeah. If I go for four, I end up hating myself. I got breakfast and lunch. Yeah. Oh... I got breakfast and lunch. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. You too. You look at that stuff crust on the inside. Yeah. My hands are covered in pipe ash, but other than that... Which is probably not a good look if you're advertising food for a restaurant. Like, ew, why don't eat that pizza? Look at your fingernails. Really? This piece is bomb. So if you don't want to try it, you're missing or not, B. Really? This piece is bomb. So if you don't want to try it, you're missing out, B. Oh, God damn it. Why this pizza is so good though? Okay, four pieces, that's it. Dude, get a lower that cross section of all for YouTube. Yeah, buddy. We now have the dengist pizza from Pizza Hut, the ranch hand pizza from Pizza Hut. Yeah, that's some good pizza. Get back to doing Facebook live here in a bit. Fashioned Food Review for YouTube at Quick Though. Oh, holy shit. Holy shit! Hell yeah! That's most definitely what's up. One second. Yeah. Yeah, hold up. Put this. Put it. Put it. You know, hold up. Put this up and these up as well. Yes. Boom. Shaka Laka. You all got a glass of water for that? Warner, sir, that don't matter. Whoo, we? That's a good pizza. Yeah. That was definitely a tan in my book. Pack with everything you got to love on a pizza, man. I tell you what, man, that's some good shit right there. everything you got to love on a pizza man I tell you what man that's some good shit right there yes sir the ranch hand pizza only that's Yeah. Oh, yeah, let's not be four pieces and a brownie. That was enough. Holy shit. Oh. I'm not to go for a bike ride here in a bit just to burn off some of those calories. But that's all right. The weather's still warm enough. That there's no snow. Oh, hiccups. No snow on the ground. Until then, this is gothic and cobra with another bad-house food review. And I'll catch you cool cobas on the flip side. Later's YouTube.