====== RIP Toby ======

**Original Video:** [[https://youtu.be/X926MyuvoQQ|RIP Toby]]

===== Transcript =====

Good afternoon, fellow YouTubeers. So, uh... King Charles has cancer, I personally hope he beats it. But somebody who didn't... Toby Keith, the country singer, died of stomach cancer yesterday and as if there would I have a beer form you know and to keep Toby's memory alive and to continue to pay respects to the victims of 9-11. Crack one opens for old Toby Keith. For some I'm on the chair for him. I think it goes without saying we're not to play the damn song and no copyright infringement intended. American girls and American guys will always stand up and salute, we'll always recognize when we see old glory flying. There's a lot of men there, so we can sleep in peace at night when we lay down our head. My daddy served in the army. We lost this right off, but he flew a black out in our yard. With the day that he died, he won't my mother, my brother, my sister, and me, to go up and live happy in the land of the free. Now this nation that I love is falling under attack. Big Mighty Superpons came flying from somewhere in the back. So those who could see clearly through a big black guy. Man, we lit up your world like the four that you like. He's taken off some time, put your name at the time he's. That's the common ears, lives, color and white. is raining down on you. I brought you to see color and white. Oh. One justice will be served and the battle will raise. This big dog will fight when you rattle his cage. You'll be sorry that you mess with the U.S. of A. and her best and a deeply will apply. And it's gonna be a deal. When you hear mother freedom started ringing and well that it'll be like the whole line is raining down on you. I'm a proud American to the day I'm a proud American to the day I die. I'm gonna try not, I'm gonna try not to cry on camera dude, because I like Toby Keith's music, dude. This fucking sucks. Major ass. Let you know, rest in peace, Toby Keith. I hope the afterlife is treating you good brother. Proud American till the day I die. Hey Toby say hi to Johnny Cash for me brother that's what's up I was up I was gonna do a lot of food I was gonna do a food hack I was gonna do a food hack today but I was not able to get all the ingredients I needed for it and I'm over right now because it is what it is. I got to play the song now. I need some headphones. And I had no idea that Toby Keith passed away of fucking cancer. That's really fucking sad to be honest. One second. Hey, Siri. Put phone on Do Not Disturb. One of my fan girls texting me and she was like, did you hear Toby Keith passed away? And I'm like, you're bullshooting me dude. I like Toby Keith man, he makes good music. The song I just got done playing is my favorite. I guess the song I just got done playing is my favorite. I like coachy music to a point, you know got it too and I was just like God damn dude. Life don't give a fuck who you are. That's what it feels like half the time. What have I become? I need to fuck this, create the rest of this and crack open another one. This is my Wyoming accomplice beer company glass, straight out a good old shying oil I mean this is a cut from my local brewers, it's got an American flag on it, that's most definitely what's up. If you're going to make fun of you for getting emotional about this, then you're a huge fucking pussy, you know that? That's all I got to say. I don't want to make this video and try out to cry on camera because people fucking love to make fun of me for crying on camera because my trolls are fucking assholes. but I don't need a, I still got plenty of peach beer sitting next to me so a little bit will do. And then when you hear about celebrities you like passing away it just makes you worry about other people that you care about and it's depressing dude. On a side note, I'm not mad at Jessica, I'm not talking shit on her. We talk things out, she understands my side of things. So all the assholes who are trying to gaslight everything and like, sit there and be like, oh well, you know what I'm saying and it's not even about that right now dude focus on The only thing comforting about life is that knowing we're all going to die someday and I accept it. Nothing you can do about it. You know, I embrace that track at such a young age so that when I get much much older, I don't worry about it. According to new sources though, Toby Keith died of stomach cancer and he passed away peacefully. I like Die of Cancer was, what was his name, Brian Barchek, a reptile army, and that was pretty sad too, man. I'm like, why is life so god damn fucking miserable? I got the first half of my food hack but if I can get the second half of the ingredients I'll do it. I'll just hold on to the first half of it. And like what's the food hat Cobra? Oh I took a pretzel baconator from Wendy's which is mayonnaise meat cheese and bacon. And then I added like an extra slice of American cheese, the bold patties. And I wanted to stack it with like lace, vacated chips, sour cream, and shattered chips. That sounded pretty good. I got the burger I ordered a couple minutes ago, it's here, but it'll probably be cold by the time I get the chips for it and I don't care. I'm not hungry right now, I'll just... I look as this game. You know, you know, Even though 9-11 happened like well over 20 years ago. Every year on 9-11 happened like well over 20 years ago. Every year on 9-11 I get drunk. I play Tilby Keith... And, and, and,11, I get drunk. I play Tilby Keith's courtesy of the red, white, blue to pay tribute to the victims. And just get a little shit-faced and, you know, raise a glass. Because 9-11 was... fucking horrible, dude. And that's just a sad reality of life. It's only gotten worse since 9-11 and with COVID-19 and all these god-dam mass shootings. And I'm just, I'm sick of it, dude. And then you got all the political bullshit and people doing their stupid shit. And it's like, I'm so fucking tired of it man. Like, you know, Toby Keith didn't deserve to die of stomach cancer, like. And that's what kills me about it, dude, like, for the most part, all the good people dying, like, the evil pieces of shit live. And I'm so tired of it, like, for the most part part all the good people dying like the evil pieces of shit live and I'm so tired of it Not that I need an excuse to drink. you Get back up here you fucker. God damn it! Get back up here you fucker. It's almost 5 o'clock anyway so fuck it let's go yeah that's good beer I like I like Bush Peach it's good beer I like Bush Peach it's good beer excuse me so yeah I would consider. I would consider... excuse me. So yeah, I would consider myself a Toby Keith fan. Always have been since, you know, I'm not too familiar with his work, but I do like the song I just played on YouTube for y'all. I heard myself today to see if I still feel focus on the pain. The only thing that's real. Needle tears are the only thing that's real. The needle tears a hole. The old familiar stain. Gotta kill it all way. I remember everything. What have I become? A sweetest friend? Every one I know goes away in the end. You could have it all. Empire dirt. I will let you down. I will make you down. I will make you hurt. I wear this crown of thorns. I wear this crown of thorns. On my lighters shared. None of the liars share? Full of broken thoughts? I cannot repair. Beneath those dangs of time. Willing disappears. You are... You are I am still right here, or have I become? My sweetest friend? Everyone... It was a wave in the end. You could have it all. I am tired of dirt. I will let you down. I will make you hurt. I could start again. A million miles away. I would give myself I would find a way. way that's why for enough shell you tube The pack me a fat shaw and it's kind of wrapped this video up I guess. I like Toby Keith, he's a cool dude and like a little visibly upset by this but I'll be alright just gonna drink a couple beers, fucking, grab me some of that. So it's good stuff. This can's almost empty folks. The hand on the full can on deck. Right here, moist stuff. Don't get more country than chewing some good old Copenhagen. Empty that damn can right there on a hand. God damn it you two Like I literally woke up and drank like sex of these bastards. And now I'm on my 8th one, or 9th one I should say. It is what it is. Just go to the whole can for right here I only want to open this shit until I craven another dip. Look at me and go, oh, Cobra, you're so gosh. Ooh, that's like, yeah, maybe gone with what I thought would country maybe.