====== spicy noodle challenge ======

**Original Video:** [[https://youtu.be/7uVXZx4tYEE|spicy noodle challenge]]

===== Transcript =====

Oh shit, YouTube, what's that? What is it? That's right. Hot chicken flavored ramen. You might recognize this packaging right here. This is one of those really spicy Korean ramen noodle packets. Two times the spicy. And you look at this evil little face on the pepper right here. These bastards look mean... Damn! What up though, YouTube. I'm chilling out on Facebook live. I'm about to do a spicy rama noodle packet for you all. Gotta keep them views on YouTube coming and people love it when I eat spicy food, so... So... Just, uh, let me get the camera set right there, beautiful. Now my tobacco pipe may look a little different than it normally looks, because one, I tighten the stem up and it's tighter than the non-sunt And two I sanded the stain off of it because the the paint that I used didn't really a wood stain. I might need to get like a wood stain to stain this instead of using spray paint. Get like some hunter green wood stain from the hardware store and yeah, it can make a nice dark green looking pipe. But until I get stained from my pipe, I'm pretty much just smoking out of it like I normally would. Smoking like good tobacco. I got some moist black cab condition here. You know, I've had this pipe for a year now. That's crazy. When your tobacco pipe survive the one-year mark. That's usually a good indicator that you have a good pipe. That they're made well. Yeah. I got a little bit of... It's back on the left, yeah. I got a pinch of black Cavendish and this other stuff which is a lot drier it's not as moist it'll uh you'll catch fire and smoke a lot better some tobacco you really have to................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... a lot better. Some tobacco you really have to torture tobacco with a lighter or you know unless you like grind it up and let it dry out a bit. I find that when I'm out of cigarettes, and if I need to smoke some tobacco, pipe tobacco definitely helps with being out of cigarettes. It's 10,000 times cheaper and not that I care. Believe me, I don't care. But it smells better than most non-smokers too. Most people despise the smell of cigarettes. They're like, oh that smells nasty. Yeah farts stink too. What's your point? And did you know that tobacco is good for the pollution? How is tobacco good for the pollution? Oh it's easy, it kills people. I love my grim sense of humor. as far as pipe shape goes this right here is my favorite shape just nice this to be considered an X 105 billiard and And, um... indicator. It's just that classic pipe shape, you know what I'm saying? I do believe you're stalling. Yes, I am. I'm going to be eating an entire spicy gallon packet for a sick and sane video on YouTube. If you like the spicy food challenges, subscribe for more. We're going to need a big ass bowl of put this in. We're going to need a big bowl. We're going to need a big ass. We're going to need a big ass bowl of put this in, because these are, these, uh, ramen noodles are a bit bigger. Excuse me. Like in America, we get ramen noodles, but the ramen noodle packets aren't this big. You're slightly bigger than the ones in America. Now the fan sends send this to me in a care package. And if you open it up, we got the spiciness right here. And if you open it up, we got the spiciness right here. And it looks just like regular ramenoodles. And it looks just like regular ramenoodles. So it breaks up in like four chunks makes it easier to fit in the bowl. Two, one, a four and a half chunks, there's two, three, four, three, four, 3.4 I mean making rama noodles is not that difficult. This is literally bachelor food 101 right here. right here. You take it, they're inexpensive and they're tasty and they're easy as fuck to make. You're not going to make a mess on the stove making them. This will wake up my sinuses. I've seen a lot of YouTubeers eat these spicy Korean noodles. And, uh, well, I'm about to do that. We're getting all the noodles broken up into the bowl here. There we go. And again, this is the, right there, spicy Korean noodle, hot chicken flavor. So they were going to add... Just a little bit of water, enough to where the water barely touches above the noodles. Maybe a little bit more than that. Because when it microwaves that water is going to evaporate and cook into the noodles basically that's how that works. The science behind cooking rama noodles right? Now the sauce is going to be put on after the noodles are cooked. But I want to take this shit into the fucking noodles. And the packaging doesn't want to come open. Okay, there we go. But maybe if you tried opening it from the right side, maybe you'd have better luck. I'm feeling ballsy, let's pour the sauce in there with the water. I want to cook the sauce into the noodles. Look at that sauce, it's like blood red. Know what I'm saying? Like, damn. Houston we have lift off. So I'm just going to pour all the ingredients from that ramen noodle into here just like that. that go out and set it on my desk real quick I feel these empty wrappers away almost empty wrappers away almost empty I should see that's good every Every last drop of that sauce out of that packet. Under the noodles. And there we go. Here we fucking go, and now it's empty. And now YouTube I want to take, let's get a close up with this, why stir it around. Oh look at that. See what I'm doing there? I'm just going to stir it around just like that. With my metal fork. And there's barely just enough water that if I stir this around, by the time this evaporates and cooks long enough, it's just going to be spicy noodles with very little water at the bottom. There we go. Look at that. That's just about there. Sturt it around before I cook it. There we go. that looks nice. How's the fork smell? It actually smells really good. It actually smells really good. It doesn't smell that spicy. We're going to take or a bowl of goodies. Set the fork down. Now the one food you do have to microwave is ramen. You mean you could cook it on the stove as well. It makes it so universal? But I'm just gonna stick that in there like that. I'll cook it for three minutes and 34 seconds. Boom! And of course, do not microwave your fork. Leave that out of the microwave. All right. Spicy rama noodle challenge. Oh shit. Yes. Yes. My stomachs growing because I'm hungry, that's a pretty big pack of the ramen. I figured when I'd do a challenge for YouTube. Also, YouTube, check this shit out. This right here is a wand I'm working on for my next batch. This is going to be a crystal septor that's going on for sale. And the mod pond is still drying. But eventually it will be dry to the point where it's going to be crystal clear. Crystal clear I can smell the ramen from all the way over here Oh how much time we got left on these minutes 48 I may end up cooking it just a little bit longer YouTube that way most of that water is evaporated and it's good for a little bit longer, those noodles are still pretty, uh, clumped together. I showed enough to get him cooked. And, uh, most of that... Some of those noodles are still pretty clumped together. I'm sure enough to get him cooked and most of that water evaporated. Oh. I have no idea how spicy this is going to be. I've seen people react to this shit. I have no idea how spicy this is going to be. Instead of putting it directly onto the noodles after I cook them, I'm basically cooking it into the noodles. Making it just a little bit more spicy. Yeah.......... Yeah. Spicy ramen noodle challenge on YouTube. You know, I don't want my phone to die on me just yet, so it probably wouldn't hurt. If you plug my phone in. Speaking of plugging my phone in, where the... Oh, there it is. You see, where the hell is my, uh, a freaking charger? Excellent. Bobsburghers and American Dad and Family Guy, The Simpsons and Our Cartoon President. Yeah, I said it. American Dad, the Simpsons, Bobsburghers, Our Cartoon President, Family Guy, all five of those shows. I watch all five of those shows, man, Stephen Colbert's cartoon president, oh, huh. Oh, that's good shit. I mean, it's kind of funny if you think about it, YouTube. George Bush Jr. got his own cartoon. Little Bush, you know what I'm saying? And then... It kind of makes you think, doesn't it, that if... They're making cartoons to make fun of presidents, then, you know, that's all I'm going to say on that. I'm not going to go political with it, but that's all I'm going to say on that. If you're just tuning in to Facebook alive, I'm doing a challenge video for YouTube. Oh no, I won't see what's going on. I'll forget about it in the microwave, they don't look very red, so we might have to add an ingredient to make it a little bit red. What the hell do I hold in my hands, YouTube? This looks like some gnarly-ass hot sauce. Well, assuming you can read, I'm gonna show the logo off on YouTube. Assuming you can read, I want to show the logo off on YouTube. Yeah, Satan, edge. And just for an added kick, we'll add a couple packets. And just for an added kick, we'll add a couple packets of Taco Bell hot sauce to it. We've got the fire and the Diablo, like one or two drops of that Satan's blood hot sauce and then a couple of these packets to stir around in there and it'll bring the heat back up. I think I should have waited to put the... I should have just waited to put the...... I should have just waited to put the......... I should have have waited to put the I should have just waited to put the red stuff on there until after I cooked it with the seasoning but that's all right. Good about to hold on a second 24 seconds. Okay, so I got 18 to 17 seconds left. We're just about there. So I put a little bit of Satan's blood in this here. For I'm Okay, here we go. Okay, here we go. I'll have some of the water in the bottom of the noodles, but not all of it. All right. I'm going to turn the camera over this way so you can see me add this shit. Do I got an angle on that bowl? Yes we do. All right, perfect. So when they're, yeah, I should have added just, yeah, this is gonna be mean. This is gonna be mean. Hmm. Mmm. Yeah, that fire sauce in the Diyablo sauce from Taco Bell mixed together. Delicious combination. mixed together delicious combination and two packets of of each one should be enough for this entire bowl I saw it. All right, I have two sauce packets that are going to go here. before I stir it around before I stir it around let's add before I stir it around let's add There we go. Of Satan's blood. Two drops of Satan's blood just for some added heat. Okay, looks like actually put like three drops in there so they got four Taco Bell hot sauce packets and three drops of Satan's blood. Whoo! But if you look and see the noodles didn't get very red after I added the sauce to the water so that's what this combination comes into play right here look at that this is before I mixed it all together go ahead and stir that around a bit. 22 is these look just like regular ramen noodles This is like the world's worst April fools prank to pull on somebody they come home a little bit hungry They see some ramen noodles are like oh They start macking down on it and then about 10 seconds. I got all mixed in there now I got some now I got some color to those noodles crazy spicy I got all mixed in there now I got some now I got some color to those noodles a whole lot though. I got all mixed in there now I some, now I got some color to those noodles. Not a whole lot though. Take a look at that Facebook. Yeah, I can definitely smell the heat. Is it going to be too hot? Well, here's the thing, I got Peptobismol Bismol tablets on the ready. I can also make some flour water. Which I could do that right now before I start eating it. This is a precaution. I'm I'm All right, so I pour just a little bit of self-phrasing flour into my glass. Doesn't really matter which flour you use, as long as you're using some sort of flour and water. And I give it a quick stir here. It cools off your tongue, it helps. It'll cool off your tongue, YouTube. It cools off your tongue. It helps with any future stomach problems you may have from eating spicy food because sometimes you can get diarrhea from eating spicy food. Because it just burns right through your digestive tract when it digests. And the flower water helps prevent with that. So............... The flour water helps prevent with that. So... just in case... And, uh, oh yeah. One other thing. Before I start... Sometimes spicy food can give you a heartburn so petalismal. They come in tablets now so you don't have to buy the bottle. All right so we got everything we need right here to do this and get the camera set up angle it there we go right there perfect. That's definitely has a nice spicy smell to it. So I got 30-40 minutes yet to get this challenge done so I got plenty of time. That first bite. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'll put a fire on your belly. I'll put a fire on your belly. Eha! I'll put a fire on your belly. Let's get closer, or not closer, but further away, so you can see my progress. Oh yeah, he's got a nice bit of heat to him. Mmm. I can taste the heat from the, um, all the, all the sauces coming together. Mm. Like all the flavors from all the flavors from all the flavors from the different hot sauces coming together plus the sauce for the Korean spicy noodles. Oh! Now if you ain't got milk and you're going to be eating something spicy, that flour water is your next best bet. Got my phone on the charger so I don't die on me while I'm making this. Yeah. Because all that sauce is going to be concentrated at the bottom of the bowl anyways. This is all right from cooking it. Oh. Hmm. Yeah, my face is definitely getting just a little bit red. I mean I had a real bad experience with that spicy fish pizza that I tried making. And ever since then I've been a bit more cautious with spicy food to say the least. This is going to burn pooping it out. I mean you can see some of the sauce from the water, mixing all the sauces together, soaked into the noodles, like right here especially, or it's like a reddish orange. I mean it looks like spaghetti in a bowl. So you can pass it off as that and then they all try some and it's like what the fuck ain't spaghetti it tastes like spicy ass ramen. You could pull a pretty mean prank with these, man. Bring on that spring heat with some spicy food, man, I'm telling you. Now coming up on my channel, me and a friend are going to do a challenge. Me and a friend are going to do a challenge. We're going to take a dried Carolina reaper and dip it in the Satan's blood and eat it. You like a little drop of sugar, you know what I'm saying? That's going to be fucking nuts! It's getting there. You can call me a Pussy for taking a sip of flow sip of flowered water every other bite but I'm not doing that to dumb down the heat in my mouth I'm doing that to protect my fucking stomach I got an idea, this is going to make me sound incredibly hypocritical. But let's stop calling each other pussies when we're using something to call someone weak or lame or... You know, using it to downgrade somebody. We all know that Pussy provides pleasure and it also provides life. Now usually when people call someone weak they're like oh you're such a pussy you can't do it. It's like what about giving birth to a child is weak? You too but that's what I'd like to know. kick a man in the balls hard enough and it could be considered a small baby. Like if you kick a man in the balls hard enough the pain scale is equal to giving birth to a small child. And other than taking a massive shit that's literally the closest men are going to come close to getting birth're feeling that pain. So, yeah. Like you'll call a troll a pussy. At what point, what's pleasurable about a troll? Nothing. They're obnoxious. They're immature. They're immature. And they do nothing but try to piss people off. Because when you're fucking pussy, that feels good. When you're licking that cleanussine your girlfriend's responding to it very nicely and you think she's possessed by by the devil himself or maybe she has Parkinson's disease. Nope she's just having an organism you're doing something right. getting a little a little explicit with that heat. Yeah. I just like piling through the next couple of bites here. Oh, God damn. It didn't taste that bad starting off, but now it's starting to creep up on me a little bit. Oh. hope. I can get some toilet paper. I'll be right back. The combination of everything in that bowl right now is definitely clearing up my services I mean it's definitely pretty spicy but it's not bad you know I'll take a break from it from a second just to get a feel for the heat. My nose is probably not the most entertaining thing in the world, but that gives you an idea of how spicy these these rama noodles are. Also, check out the new buttons I have for Cobra Craft Wands. Check out the new buttons I have for Cobra Craft Wands. These are sent by Don Picton, thank you for that. These will be included in the next batch of Wands. Each wand will get one button, but the person who orders the scepter is going to get the rest of the old Cobra Craft Wands buttons plus like four of these new ones. Now the rest of the wands I built for my batch will not take that long YouTube but that crystal scepter is gonna take a minute. Not only is you little spicy as fuck, but they got some good flavor. They got a little bit of heat, a little bit of flavor, I'm digging it. I hear a crow outside. It might be like a younger crow because the size deeper. I keep in mind this, oh man, and three drops of Satan's that were like way darker than the other two. Oh man. Spicy rum and noodle challenge baby. Oh man, taking these noodles down like a boss. I'm feeling that my stomach man I'm getting full from ramen noodles and at this big old ball of fire in my stomach. I'm so close to the end. It's the final countdown, God damn it. A couple more bites. Oh man. My face is definitely getting a little bit red. Oh Yeah cooking that in the noodles Man, that's that's ridiculous Definitely got a nice mouthburn going on. That's got good flavor but holy shit is that spicy. I got just the liquid at the bottom here. Oh man. Oh man. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh man. Oh. Oh, man. Oh. Oh. I'm not wiping my nose with the snot. I'll fold it over so it has a layer concealing it. Oh man. Oh. Not taking any chances. Pop four of them Pepto Bismar tablets and sip on that flower water. I'll be golden. That's spicy as fuck. That'll do it. That'll do it. I cannot tell you when the next batch of copper craft wands will be available but the um crystal septor will be for sale for $34. along with the usual $24. Only other smaller ones without the crystals., without the usual $24. Only other smaller ones without the crystals. But just like the one ship challenge boom I could have gotten free little seizures today if I would have gotten some more of these up. These tablets are nice. I could have gotten free little seizures today if I would have gotten up early, but that's all right. Yeah, I'm filming the aftermath because... That's entertainment right there. Oohy, that's mean. Chuck some more of this here, Flower Water, I'm gonna miss filling all over the counter. I'm starting to cool down just a little bit. It's kind of coming in waves. It'll get real spicy and then cool down. Get real spicy and then cool down. Well that's flour water is taking the heat off my mouth. Cool it down a bit. The flour, the main ingredient in bread is flour and people will eat bread when when they eat spicy food to cool out their mouth. Oh, got a fucking voice change. That got to conquer that entire fucking bowl of rum with noodles like a boss. This way y'all get the behind the scenes. There we are. Four packets of Taco Bell Spiciest hot hot sauce, three drops of Satan's blood, plus whatever sauce that was cooking to the noodles with the original Rama noodles. Oh yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. You know, you know, you used to Facebook and YouTube. Ugh. I tell you what, people love watching other people eat spicy food on YouTube. And that's the first time I plugged Satan's blood hot sauce. Like you thought Swampodelic was hot. Yeah, yeah, the Satan's blood's a little bit harder than swamp, but not by much. Yeah, three drops of the hot sauce was the perfect amount. Because the heat from the fire sauce and the heat from the El Diablo sauce from Taco Bell already, provided a nice base heat, but all three of those hot sauces combined with the heat from that that was I was a little bit intense yo sufficiently enough. Bussed up my favorite billiard Or tried to sand to finish off recently because I'm gonna get some wood stain for it at some point. Staining my pipe so that it's dark hunter-green. Hiccups. Hiccups. Oh. There are people watching me do that on Facebook live, like, holy shit. I mean that fish pizza wrecked me pretty bad, you know. But like... Don't get me wrong, Sardines on Pizza is delicious, but... That fish pizza was a little bit spicier than where I just ate. But I definitely had a respectable heat to it. Good flavor, too. Hm. Ah, there it is. Bueca. We got the pre-lights. Or the charlightsites and then we got the tamper and then light it again. I placed the sauce that I cooked into the noodles with more sauce, so in the way it made it spicier. Charlyte tampered down. A sweet aromatic pipe tobacco to help cool off my mouth after eating that. Well the heat has definitely cooled off from my face I mean my ear right here my ears definitely feel the heat my lips are still tingily the inside my mouth's a little bit numb but I got this massive fire in my stomach I'm no longer hungry like that was a very satisfying bowl of ramen noodles. I'm just saying that was spicy as fuck. I got to a point where I'm just like, okay, I you for watching me conquer that spicy ramenoodle challenge. And, um, you want some spicy ass hot sauce? You gotta check out Swampodelic from Primos Peppers. Check out Satan's blood I guess these are hot sauces out there, but that was definitely, that definitely had some heat to it. Anyways, thank you all for watching and I'll catch you cool cobras later.