Original Video: birthday rant
up YouTube! Shouts! to everyone who gave me birthday wishes, I appreciate it. I am 30 years old today. So let's grab a beer. you who shouted out birthday shout out to everything and appreciate it. But there's one asshole texting me something. I blocked it and what have you but here we go. Happy birthday King victimhood Complex JFS! Enjoy your 30 years of having nothing to show for your existence. No kids or no wife, no money to your name. Don't even say you sell soap or shirts or wands when you don't make stable money from them. You get, you got no savings to do shit with even if you have businesses. And then they go on to say, You're a miserable piece of trash that only wants other people to be miserable too. Go suck on a beer the long way you fill the alcoholic. Well, the only that sounds miserable here is you guy. And I say that because anyone who makes their life all about fucking with one guy, me. And right now I'm glad I don't have any kids, let alone a wife. They suck all the money out of you to begin with. You want to call me a miserable piece trash? Go suck on a beer? That's just sad dude. But you think that's pathetic? Go stick around and we got beer and a rant coming your way. Yep, because there are some real deplorable fucking assholes on it that let me tell you. That troll sounded pretty fucking miserable. They're like, this guy's got more love than I do. I've only gotten like two hate comments in the last two days. The rest have been nothing but positive. It's because I really don't acknowledge him on my phone anymore, let alone on camera that often. I'm like, you're talking about yourself, guy. You want me to be so fucking miserable, all these trolls want me to be so miserable because they are more miserable than I am Fuck these trolls dude. Yes sir. Yes sir. Yeah, these trolls are pretty miserable. That's why they want to see me miserable. And nothing's going to make my trolls more miserable than watching a 30-year-old autistic, a 30-year-old autistic who's more loved and more successful in life. You know, maybe that troll has all those things that I don't have and he's still more miserable than I am. Think about it. My trolls are so miserable they can't leave me the fuck alone. It's pathetic. I rule their sad fucking world. I refuse to acknowledge their existence for the most parts and it pisses them off. dumb shit like that dude I'm like dude I just turned 30 I'm enjoying my birthday so far woke up grab a beer grab a smoke Fuck cyber bullying. The trolls are starting to realize I rule their fucking world and they're miserable about it. evidence against all the trolls who are talking shit about me and him. What you're doing is cyber bullying, cyber harassment, sexual harassment, and harassing a person with a disability. The list goes on. My trolls could get charged with a lot of shit. At some point it's going to come to an end. You pretty much ignore the trolls for the most part? And watch their world crumble. But if you think my rules are deplorable, holy shit! This is one of those people's suck. I need a beer moment. One second. You want to see I'm miserable but call a functioning alcoholic. I can go days without it and days on it. So like who gives a fuck if it's 11 o'clock in the afternoon and I'm having the beers. My fucking birthday, I just turned 30. Kiss my a-sbergers. Now I'm not trying to e-bag or nothing but if you want to contribute something to my birthday, donating a couple bucks to the PayPal is a great way to support the channel. Buy a t-shirt, buy some soap. And you want to sit there and say that I don't sell t-shirts? Bull shit! I made almost 200 bucks and t- and that was a big large order of grandi soap products. People are jealous of my fucking hustle and it's pathetic. And you just know that there are people out there. You know what I'm saying? Who's sitting around all day? How can we fuck with Cobra next? Like some dastardly evil cartoon villain? It's like, are you fucking kidding me with this crap? I'll give you all a birthday video, I'll have a couple beers, which is… Be like, hey, I'll give you all a birthday video, have a couple beers, kick him back, which is… Be like, hey, got the King Cobra 52 fans, your boys 30 years old you feel old yet Just a warning. If you talk to vegan teacher TikTok videos were bad. Holy shit! So we got a YouTube by the name of… I'm going to name yourself after a damn gun when you're a damn man bun. Fuck. Fuck. Horror games, horror movies, horror videos, horror videos. They don't do shit to me. They don't fright me even a little bit. And I don't know, there's gonna be some people in the comments claiming that I'm afraid of cockroach. 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Yes, I realize in the past there's been times where I've encountered a cockroach and you… There's this fucking guy who calls himself Bug Boy workouts on TikTok. Hashash Squash the Bug. hashtag cancel culture Bug workout videos. And you'll see why here in a second. This is the kind of crap that makes you want to drink. Seriously, Fucking hate rape. You've heard me screech and squeal and scream, but that's not because I was doing it out of fear. It's actually an offensive battle tactic. What I was doing was screaming to try and stun the cockroach with sound to overload it. So it couldn't fly away, because in Florida we have palmetto bugs which are basically flying cockroaches so by screaming I stun it kind of like how a banchee attacks. So just wanted to clear the air on that not afraid of cockroaches in fact I'm just 10 steps above the standard cockroach hunting methods I've employed advanced tactics which include the loud noises that I make. So I'm not afraid of that, but today I would like to share something with you that genuinely terrifies me. It's a Tiktak account called Bugs Workout. Bugs workouts. Fucking cancel this assil dude. Bugs workouts on Tiktak. 8 million subscribers. And when you see this fucking cock suckers account it just makes your fucking blood boil. So basically what this guy does is he tries to simulate like a girl's about to be raped and puts it on his Tiktok account. Shit you not. There are chicks working out stretching, trying to live that healthy fit life and this fucking assal comes up, puts weights on their legs or ties them up in some weird way. This guy's fucking a douche bag. And the fact that Tik Talk allows this kind of crap on their platform is really disgusting. Fuck rape. So Bugs workouts. How would you feel? Pins you down and raped you. You wouldn't like it. Fucking ripped your drawers off and stuck his big dick inside of you and fucking penetrated you. It made you feel like a little bitch, fucking raped you, and you had no control of the situation. How do you think you're making these poor women feel, dude? And the fact that there are fucking 8 million people that watch this guy's shit on TikTok, it's mind-blowing. I'm over here on YouTube making some dank-ass spaghetti and meatballs. Are you fucking kidding me? Like, A-Y-T-T-S, make some meatballs, we're gonna stuff it with moots are real cheese wrap it in bacon it's gonna be good check out this crazy spaghetti next level but this guy oh my god Like, fuck. Like, if you can't get a girlfriend or you have a hard time getting laid, get a sex all. You know what I'm saying? Quit bitching about it. Ridiculous. Cuculus! Stop being creeps to women! This shit, fucking, God damn it! Thanks you're ugly, you're automatically creepy. Okay, calm down. The fuck bugs world workouts, whatever the fuck this guy, fuck this guy, dude, he's so cringe. My fucking God The level of cringe dude Like bug workout videos is giving Justin Bieber a run for his goblin friends tie a girl's legs down or weigh them down and then he comes in takes off his shirt and insinuates that he's gonna rape her. And his friends look on all excited and doing some of this. Like there's some cartoon evil villains. Just look at his accomplice here. Slim shady. I mean he is smiling ear to ear. He looks like a kid on Christmas morning who's so excited he just saw that new bicycle he'd always wanted under the tree. But here he's just excited to see his friend's cock as he fucks without consent. It's so creepy and weird. There is a ton of videos that he… You don't even know dude. I watched this whole video before starting this video of my own and I am deeply repulsed by this bug assole. cancel culture bugs workout videos because he wants to bug people with him because he's a slimy disgusting cockroach little a little heated heated about this in case you know a little heated heated about this in case you can't tell. You're supposed to just like this? I'll share just one more with you though. The home. What the fuck is this shit? Is it the same chicken every video? Because if it is, then they're probably in on it like, what the fuck is this shit? You got some chick who's doing squats and these fucking dooshe bags come over put weights on her fucking ankles and here he is ripping off his shirt like yeah look at me This Shameless Crow Magin has clearly found his niche and he embraces it fully. I'm pretty sure there's not a single video on his Tiktok account that doesn't have him shirtless. And I'm pretty sure the only workout this guy does is endless crunches. This guy's entire physique looks like it comes from a weakie how guide on how to be a TikTok douche bag. Yes! this is no shit fuck yeah oh yeah can't really see it through a baggy shirt but just take my word for it these bad boys are a bouncing but anyway as you would expect people eventually started to question why he kept doing videos that were this rapy people kept saying you know rapes not really a joke why do you keep doing this please stop thank you the fact that there are eight million people watching this asshole is disturbing, but at least there's some good left in society like hey bro, why you doing videos like this? You got to stop, rape is disgusting, and you're a fucking asshole for advocating it on your tick talk. your Tiktok. I'm doing this shit. So in response to all the people making a huba about his rape videos on Tiktok, he decided to do the rape videos, but with a little bit of a twist, a bit of a positive message at the end of them. Oh my God. So there was just stopping. He changes the formula. And just like that, Bug workout, Indid rape. As you can see… So wait for… Oh my god, dude, this is fucking gross, dude. I didn't untie her and marry her because she will be so grateful to you for not raping her. I mean it's genius. Let's go ahead and let's take a look at another one. Is this the same chick in every video? Like is this guy's girlfriend in it and on it like, hey this will be a bit we do for your chick talk like what the fuck So he goes for making the videos, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, a man, he's in the, he's, he's, he's, he's, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, like, no, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, okay, now girls are stopping him from doing it, like, no, it doesn't make it any better, dude. Fuck bug workout videos, they're disgusting, deplorable, pieces shit needs to be canceled. Council culture, assemble! Form of, go fuck yourself. And then he makes the cringy his fucking tick-sucker bug workout videos makes videos about working out being fit being gym rat yeah and then he makes the cringy his fucking tick- videos and you're just like, are you fucking kidding me? I've only seen two seconds of this douche bag shit on someone else's YouTube channel and I'm like, fuck this asshole dude. You know I can have apps like that if I quit drinking beer and eating bacon cheeseburgers but regrettably that shit's delicious. The only six pack I can get right now is at the liquor store. Liquor I hardly even knew her. Hit the rapist with an expelling honest there pushed him away with the… Speaking of expelling on this, one second. I'll just grab my wand. I'll just grab my wand. Yes. Yes. Exactly. I would use the cruciatus curse on rapists and sick fox. And I would fetch a dementor on them on top of it, so it cuts you open like Draco Mouthway and Harry Potter and that one bloody fucking bathroom scene. And just beat the everlive and shit out of you all, the mentor is sucking your soul out. That's how I feel about the whole situation. aren't real because I'd be using the Christian artist curse on people who deserve it. Like Dolores Umbridge? For instance… Oh my liquid, you grew up reading the Harry Potter series and Delora Sunbridge is just the worst. Now could you imagine an alternate time? Timeline and Harry Potter were Delora Umbridge and Voldemort have a kid. Eww! You think Bellatrix Lestrange and Voldemort having a kid was bad? Holy shits! Like you said they were told Harry that Baltimore's not in your back door all right. Oh jeez. Anyways! The force. It would have been better if it was the police doing this, I would think. No shit. So this is his new trend where it's almost rape, but then we learn a valuable lesson that it's bad to do those things, I think, is what he's trying to get. I'm not really fucking sure to be honest. But this is only the beginning. He does a lot more than just fetishize rape in public. And the fact that he does all of these things in public, like these are just public stores. you can even see people in the background often in these videos is a beyond shameless and it's beyond shameless and disgusting I fully agree I don't know what's worse the fact that he's doing it in public or the fact that he's got fucking eight million subscribers on TikTok shows you how fucked our society is. Disderbing. Let's go ahead and see another thing that he also likes to do. Sexual Purdation in public as well, taking pictures of women's panties, the up skirts, pretty wild stuff. He has like a hundred of these, there are just so many, I just decided to choose the most recent one, also happens to be his newest TikTok, that you up. The fact that he has hundreds of videos, openly sexually harassing women. The fuck is his mental shit. I got in trouble in high school, god damn it, for checking out women because apparently it wasn't their type, because they were creeped out by me, or whatever. But they'd show up… they would come to school dressed in a low-cut t-shirt and some nice hip-hugger jeans and when you're a kid going through puberty and you find female sex attractive that's kind of like wait a minute you know this is gonna get a reaction for me and then you got a little bit older and you start to realize what that's called it's called a double standard but this guy is just next level fucked off dude like I might have been perceived as a bit of a creep myself when I was in high school but I wouldn't stoop to this level, dude. That's just far. Oh, especially when the high school would say, no cleavage, you can't wear shirts that show off your boobs. So of course, every chick that has a pair is going to show him off. That's how that works. And he wants to be the male principal in that situation. Dude, sit there was a chick old enough to be his daughter like, hey, excuse me, excuse me. Your tits are a distraction to the men at this school. We're going to have to ask you to dress a bit more honestly. And you know what she's going to say? I can't help her if they have an overactive sex drive at this age. Fucking bullshit, man. I just want to feel pretty. and dress the way I want to dress. Neeh. I mean when you're a guy at that age, that shit sucks. You see a fucking tree that resembles a female body. And you get a boner from it. Like, fuck. You know, it's crazy when you discover you like girls and you grow up and you try. Fuck rape, dude. Every chick I like has told me no, but I still talk to girls. And I'm still sitting here saying fuck rape. Haven't had sex in three years, I'm still saying fuck rape. I don't give a fuck if my dry smell lasts the rest of my god damn life. Okay, fuck rape. Like I'm sick of it. This is this is this is why People like me can't get laid is because there's already this creep assumption of men and men are just creeps and It's my 30th birthday and of course he's doing a gender relations rant. Or whatever the fuck you call this thing you do on YouTube where you slam a couple beers and just tell it like it is. I call on a King Cobra JFS moment. Oh, I was gonna mix that with Mountain Dew, I've been drinking them straight. That's all right. Do that Cherry Pepsi, Excuse me, did I say Cherry Pepsi, look? That mango, that mango Pepsi with the Bud Light Platinum, holy fuck, that mango Pepsi with the Bud Light Platinum, holy fuck that was good. I drink combo I made of rain, dude. It's just fucking legiculous. This video is uploaded March 16th I'd say the reason why this account actually terrifies me is because there are people in the comments that aren't calling out how disgusting it is there people saying I'm like oh yeah can't wait to try this or damn what a prank or holy shit here's what we drink me shit. Yeah, here's what we drink. That is a bit disconcerting. And when you got 7 million women on TikTok screaming hashtag kill all men, but then you got this bugs world workout douche bag, simulating rave on TikTok trying to glamorize it. Can't imagine. I really just can't imagine why women are pissed at men right now. Shit! Like when me and my friends rid the world of all this crap, you're all this crap. You're gonna look back and be like, you know what, Cobra and Friends are decent people. Like my troller pissed off and Steve is collecting information on them. I got trolls in California, New York City, Canada, like the trolls are being tracked by some good friends and fans of my content because they're getting sick of it too. But honestly, this crap, this bugs world asshole, is posting, it pisses me off more than my trolls to be honest. This is so hot and the fact that those little kids and the impressionable weirdos on there are taking this is like something to celebrate. No, exactly. This is very much like exposing a certain audience to an MTV music video. You see the rapper on there talking about on there talking a certain audience to an MTV music video. You see the rapper on there talking about fuck bitches and make money and shit like that and then you see fucking chicks and skimpy-ass g-string bikinis getting their ass is slapped. And then it's done for like a music video effect kind of thing. But it just fucking puts an impressionable exactly it puts a really bad impression on a certain younger audience. This is why I'm on my YouTube channel, I'm like, hashtag fuck rape. Like, fuck rape, dude. It was the pound sign on the phone. What the hell was this hashtag, Hubli Jubilee da? Used to be a safe way, but they turned it into a rib lease. or local hammer on tools. The video is almost over. It's terrifying. Captured here, you need to pay attention to people before losing them. What the fuck was that? school friends like nah I don't want to be with you man and a bunch of little underage girls start hugging up on him and then she's like oh hell no and then comes back and it's fucking no dude that's just nasty that was just weird as shit. This motherfucker… Dude… no. is creepy and weird. It's just the assal doing this crap. Like there are people on TikTok who make videos and get famous for getting muscles. But this guy's just being fucking creepy about it. Happy birthday, Coabs! love your content and hope the Big Clery treats you well. Praise your magic! Yes! I appreciate the birthday shots. But this fucking TikTok his shirt, his little muscle shirt, he's got his hat on backwards, just fucking total chat status. You didn't pay attention to him and he's surrounded by little girls? This one comes from Leon Lush, you also made a video on him. This is just another example of something that makes me feel like he's a fucking creepy psychopath. I don't even understand a message here. His girlfriend wasn't paying attention to him, so then he went to a bunch of little children to give him love and affection. It's so odd. Well, right? It's so odd. Right? Fuck, dude. I need a cigarette. This is fucking ridiculous. Oh, fuck, dude. I've practically slammed through three of the beers out of four. And I still can't comprehend this shit like there are people out there who show off their muscles on social media like yeah and then you got creepy fuckers like this like no like no Then you got creepy fuckers like this. Like, no dude. This guy is just very has 8 million subscribers. And I'm blown away dude, this stupid shit people posting the internet. People want to call what I do on YouTube stupid, I look at you with your crap people posting on the internet. People want to call what I do on on YouTube stupid. Oh look at you with your crap spaghetti recipe thinking you're some hot shit because you poured red wine into a spaghetti sauce. Fuck you Cobra, your content sucks. But then you see guys like this and you're like what was that? I'm sorry. You said Cobra's content sucks. But compared to this guy, I make decent content. I'm over here like fuck rape and power to the people and this guy is over here fucking doing this shit. I'm like, fuck off. Because Cobra cults teaches people to embrace their inner power. Power of the mind. Create the reality for yourself. The power is in your hands. You're down on your luck. You know what I'm saying? All of a sudden you give Lucifer a try. You start fucking with demon magic and shit, and empowering yourself, and then letting the god-dam church brainwash you. All of a sudden, hey, look at that! Zozo Zuzuau repronounces his name. Lucifer, Aepap. The Bible was misinterpreted. Jesus and Moses practiced demon magic. Such a degree. The Christians are against magic, but here's Moses with his wizard staff parting the Red Sea. Oh shit! Bug workout in the boys just love a good old gang bang a big old gang rape there and instantly producing a baby pretty fucking wild skit just boys being bugs am I right just just just so just Am I right? This………… bug boys being dude bros. Yeah, bug workout videos are just beyond cringe. Even when it's not reducing women to sexual objects to be conquered on his tic-tocke he still… Okay, just because women are the gatekeepers of sex does not make them, you know what, objects. I'm tired of this crap. You have no idea what it's like to maintain a fucking vagina, do you fellas? I hear it from my female friends all the time, about how easy it is to get into an infection. All the fucking crap that women have to go through because that's the gender they're assigned at birth, periods, menstruacles, metapause, hysterectomies. On top of that if you fuck some dude who's got really rich sperm, you can easily get a yeast infection. It's… It's fucking sad, dude. I like, I applaud women for what they do and how they do. You know what I'm saying? That's gotta be hard. And could you begin to imagine why women are uncomfortable with certain men in general? Because here's a guy who's big enough to kick your ass and they want to stick their dick inside of you. Can't imagine why women are uncomfortable with that shit. Here's some hairy wild-a-beast to try to fuck you. I'll post some absolutely fucking dumb shit. For instance this one here. The only good part of this video is his friend getting in a free foot sniff. You can see him just taking a huge huff. He's going in on those feedy fumes. And he actually kisses it on the way up, so I mean, his friend really enjoyed this Tiktok, if no one else. I also don't really know why he was missing a shoe. It's probably the only way to bribe his friend to even be in it, like, hey, be my TikTok. Nope, only if you take a shoe off so I can sniff your shit. He said, fuck it. It's wild stuff. I think this is the creepiest Tiktok account I've seen so far. 8 million followers. Over 8 million followers for this shit. That's why it's so scary. 8.3 million… This is… this is the kind of crap that pisses me off YouTube. It's ridiculous, YouTube. It's ridiculous, YouTube. 8 million followers on TikTok this prick has and he posts the criniest and creepiest of videos. Like, okay, I get it. Maybe my cooking video is the food's a little weird. My cooking preparation could be better. Cross contamination and all that shit. Yeah, okay, I get it. But this guy takes the cake on creepy videos. Holy shit. Even people saw on this channel this fucking degenerate douche bag and were like yeah this is okay and entertaining crazy. This fucking degenerate douche bag and we're like, yeah, this is okay and entertaining. Crazy. That's about it. See ya. Holy Fark! You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You got 7 million women on TikTok Ash to kill all men. I can't imagine why. Then you got creeps like Bug World workout videos. Like nope………………….!…………………!…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… How long was this fucking video? 51 minutes. Fucking man. It's fucking hell. We got one more beer to drink for the video. They were up with the desktop and pop it on the channel. I like Bud Light Platinum, it's delicious, smooth. And the bottles are so pretty, you have this nice dark royal blue. But yeah, your boy Cobra is 30 and the trolls are like, he's not going to make it to his 30th birthday. Yes, I am. Fuck you! The trolls are like, he's not going to make it to his 30th birthday. Yes, I am. Fuck you! Come and get it thirsty throat sweet on ourselves a beer. You know like a dinner bell on a ranch is… Shits. You know like a dinner bell on a ranch is… Shits. You know gonna bottle opener and use your big lighter. That's like the ultimate party trick. Hey, you know we've got a bottle opener to the standard twist top. There you go. Oh shit. At least mix the last one with some Mountain Dew and shandy it up. I agree. With that. I'm Go on a second. Yeah! Dary 30! Yeah, sir.