Original Video: Cigar and wine
Good fine afternoon evening YouTube. I have a glass of molarasi red wine. Delicious. Shout out to Fred for providing the glass. Smoken a cigar. I noticed that a lot of people on YouTube in particular, they don't like it when they can't comment on the video. And, uh… You don't watch someone's YouTube videos to leave comments. You watch the videos to watch them. That's just how I look at it. Maybe I'm a different kind of YouTube. Like I barely rarely leave comments on a video if not to ask a question and unless the video like really wows me over then I'll be like hey awesome video you know at the very least give it a like you know. I personally don't think commenting should be allowed on YouTube because people have abused that one too many times. I think it should just be a like and dislike ratio. Because you get a lot of hateful, racist bigotry and sexist crap in the comment section. You have people on YouTube trying to docs you, reveal personal information. It ain't right. A bullying has always been a problem, but with social media it's an even bigger problem. So a lot of schools are like, well, it's such a big problem on social media that they think, Oh, it seems unfixible. But as soon as you start thinking that it's unfixible, that's when you basically given up on the issue and when you give up on the issue, it doesn't solve it. It just gets worse. So when you give up on that issue, YouTube, you only are going to perpetuate that unfortunate statistic that bullying snob out there going. You're drinking Molarossi red wine out of a gothic sort of looking mug. Ugh. You're not a wine kind of sewer, you're not drinking in and having a fancy crystal glass, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. You're not a cigar smoker if you do this or that. You're not a shut up. You know it's funny because they're like the blood of Jesus turned to wine I'm like that dude must have been a real alcoholic I'm scared Passover more like hangover ha ha ha ha ha ha ha now I joke I joke this good clean Christian joke come on now no but that wasn't bullying that was a plain Christian joke come on now no but that wasn't bullying that was just a clean Christian joke. Come on now. No, but that wasn't bullying. That was just a play on words. See what I'm saying? That's the funny thing of it. That's the big difference between that, you know what I'm saying? And this thing of it is kids will bully each other for just about anything. You're different, you're poor, you're fat, you're this, or that, you know, you learn slower, slower, or you're learn slower. Or you're like like, you're a better. Or you're a good. You're a good. You're a good. You're a good. You're a good. You're a good. You're a good. You're a good. You're a good. You're a good. You're a good. You're a good. You're a good. You're a good. You're a good. You're a good. You're a good. You're a good. You're different, you're poor, you're fat, you're this or that, you know, you learn slower, or you don't quite fit in with the rest of the group, you know what I'm saying? And kids are assholes to each other. Got up early, got my shaving on, all clean shaved, got my trash taken out. Which is good because my trash was full. I'll empty my bathroom trash into my kitchen trash and they want to get full. I'll take it out. It was basically full of, it's not covered, Kleenex, because, you know, finding a cold, yeah. Which seems to be doing a lot better glass bottles is that they break. Yeah. I said the only thing that sucks about glass bottles is that they break. Yeah. I said the only thing because glass bottles tend to taste better. You know what I'm saying? You stick a glass bottle in the fridge. It gets cold faster because the glass surface temperature changes. I mean, you can get plastic bottles cold, but I don't know. Maybe it's just me, but if you drink liquor and have a plastic bottle versus a glass bottle there's definitely a difference. And liquor of a glass bottle tends to taste better. Oh, I love red wine. That is delicious. Red Wine! And then a movie reference, yeah, that's great. Here's Joshi, no I'm just kidding. I'm about to go collect some more wandwood so that I can start another batch. Yeah. Get ten more in the mail. Yeah. Get 10 more in the mail. I think they can conveniently enough. My chaver dies right when I'm done shaving. It could be worse though, at least you didn't die on me while I was shaving like half my face, you know, covered. the weekend most people do work on the weekends and if unless I have wands that are drawing then you know I'm saying it's a different story but I just got a batch of wands in the mail so it'd be a good time to you know I do ten wands per batch just because it's cheaper to ship and takes less time to process. Makes the lawns a bit more exclusive, you know what I'm saying. But occasionally I'll do a bigger batch just because being able to get your hands on a lawn is pretty sweet. Oh yeah, I've seen sexy goth chicks in every race, but that's what's up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can't tell me. You too. You get these guys who are like, oh I don't know if I could do her, she's this and that. Okay, well, you know. Yeah. Like who gives a fudge what race she is? As long as she's hot and clean and of age, you know? Yeah, dude. That's why I don't get YouTube. One guy's get way too picky with… I mean, you know what I'm saying, that's their choice, but they miss out dude that's You know what I'm saying like? I mean I get it. It's it's kind of like pizza some people don't like pineapple other pizza and some people say it's the best fucking thing ever I'm just like I think a pizza I think okay pepperar pepperoni, cheese, sauce, you know, I don't know, pineapple is a little weird for me. So I guess food's no different, people have their tastes, their likes, and their dislikes. But going based off the heterosexual principle of you like getting of age pussy. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. How are bullying and getting laid go hand in hand? Oh trust and belief. Like fucking milk and cereal. a woman you go into high school with and she'll let all the other boys stare out her but as soon as you stare at her she makes a fit about it. That means she really likes you and she's having a hard time internalizing it. You know what I'm saying? You mean I realize it when you're a lot older but how is that fair when you're a lot older? but how is that fair when you're in high school, but you realize it when you're a lot older. But how is that fair when……chick walks to school, even though the school says no cleavage has a dress code, no one's really going to say anything to enforce that. I mean, come on. It wants to be a buzz kill. It was going to be that one guy and it's like, oh teacher, so and so, his boobs are, yeah, no. People look at him like, oh dude, you ruined a good thing, man. Yeah, no, no one's… Two things they don't enforce in school, parts of the dress code and bullying, and it's like, well, okay. The dress code and bullying and it's like well okay the dress code one I can kind of understand because if you're a male principal and you have to talk to a female student who's old enough to be your daughter it's going to get a little awkward if you have to say miss so-and-so you need just more appropriately for school some of the boys are complaining that your boobs are a distraction. Now who wants to be the male principal in that situation? Nobody. Nobody. It's gonna be awkward as hell. You know what I'm saying? And then it's like, no. But if a girl's gonna address sex, he'd to attract the opposite sex and then get pissed off when, quote, unquote, the wrong guy looks. See guys, we can't say that shit. We can't complain because we got chicks checking us out. Hey, that's what's up? Because what guy's gonna complain about a chick checking him out? Even if she's not that most attractive. You know, because guys are considered hound dogs. So, eh, guys don't get to complain, right? Uh, shit. We have a good election on our hands. Both the Democrat and Republican candidates running for governor seem very qualified. So we're going to have a very, very, very close election. But you already know I'm voting for the candidate that supports weed because marijuana would be excellent for Wyoming's shitty economy. Did I say that out loud? I mean how long is the oil going to last? Because eventually the oil runs out and then everybody fucking moves out because the oil is dried out. It's like, okay, then the oil… We didn't even get another oil striking, they move right back in. And it's like, that creates an unstable economy, ups and downs. Oil is a nice resource to have, but you want to talk about natural resources. Yeah. Money talks bullshit walks. You know what I'm saying? We gotta start thinking about Wyoming's future. You know what I'm saying? If kids are going to school and being told just say no, marijuana is a gateway drug, that's a bullshit lie. Some people have addictive personalities. You go to a drug dealer in general. It does… that deals everything that you're dumbass. Because then as soon as there are out dealer in general, it does, that deals everything, then that's your dumb ass. Because then as soon as they're out of weed, they're going to be like, well I'm out of weed, but you want to try some of this? You're having a shitty week, you just want to relax. You're like, fuck it, why not? or you get sick and tired of the weed high, so when you start trying something stronger, something stronger. there are some people like that and I'm conveniently enough because of that bullshit marijuana gets labeled as a quote-on-quote gateway drug if marijuana is a gateway drug then water is a gateway drug to alcohol because if you think about it you can yeast and water and sugar and fruit and you can ferment it and make alcohol so that being said. Yeah you want to sit there and say that oh well marijuana is a gateway drug that's so stupid dude that's so fucking stupid. Now keep in mind that if you get convicted of raping a woman you can get like maybe eight months in prison, put on a registry list or some shit. But you get caught with a marijuana cigarette, oh, you could get serious hefty fines, probation, all this bullshit. Keep in mind that marijuana can be used to treat breast cancer. And if that's not enough to make your skin boil from how disgusting this drug war is the fact that okay you get caught raping somebody that's minimal prism sentence like eight months whatever but then like you get caught with marijuana that's a more hefty prison sentence get the fuck out of here with that. The fact that our veterans cannot smoke pot for their PTSD, ooh, that makes my fucking skin boil, dude. That's a hell of a way to show our gratitude for our troops, isn't it? Oh, thanks for finding for our country. Oh, by the way, if you try smoking pot, we'll throw you in prison. Why the fuck? Do pedophiles not have the death penalty? If you're a convicted sex offender, you should be condemned to a god-dam death penalty. If you're a convicted sex offender, you should be condemned to a God damn death penalty. Fuck this putting them on a cute little list bullshit. Fuck this, oh they're going to get eight months and then get out and be put on a list bullshit. Nah dude, firing squad. Just like in the old fucking days. You take a convicted child molester and you get a firing squad. You sit them in the middle. You take a bullwhip and you beat them senseless with it. And then you take lemon juice and salts and you squeeze it into their wounds, and then when they sit in their writhering and pain, now you want to slowly torture them. You don't want to just immediately take them out of their misery, you know. Have a little fun with it. You want to stop mass shootings. I think it should be legal to torture pedophiles. You know, it pisses me off about the sex offender list. It used to be, they told you what it was for. Some bullshit, okay, your toilet's clogged. You went outside to take a piss. Someone saw it and now you're on the list. versus he touched that person's kid, you know what I'm saying? The list actually told you what you were on the list for. So now people who are convicted are stupid shit versus people who are actually sick fox are being clumped as the same because some assle was like we got to protect the petos that's why we got to change the sex offender list because they're getting killed I'm sitting there like what the fuck the list was fine the way it was whose bright idea was it to change it castration before execution. Yes. Most definitely yes. And you're going, okay, people are offended by homosexuals. Okay, it's not your cup of tea, that's not how you swing, that's fine. But what's more offensive, pedophiles are homosexuals? I hate to go there, but maybe that's what's going to take to make this country more fucking tolerant, dude. And I get called a fagget for wearing makeup just for being my heterosexual god-self dude makes me laugh because I'm like you know hat when my friends are doing stupid shit, I try to be a good influencing be like, hey man, that wasn't right, you know. Or hey man, you shouldn't do that. Because people have potential to be better. Because people have potential to be better, but when they choose not to be remember if they do stupid shit, if they're doing stupid shit, so, you know, you can make it right in several ways, you know, I'm saying. That's the thing of it, like, dude, if you're going around and kind of, I guess, galaise with your homies, fancy assass cars, big-ass rams and shit, Man, don't be asking for no motherfkin' hand out, man. If you and your friends are rich enough to drive fancy-ass cars, Don't be asking people for money, dude. That's just… that looks so cheap, that's so fucking cheap. So fucking cheap. So fucking cheap. You know what I'm saying? Like, I mean, if I was driving my own hot rod, you know, and I was struggling for gas, yeah, it would suck, but I'd make it happen. You know what I'm saying? Because if I'm saying to myself, well, if I'm going to take the time and money to build my own car from in town or one that's already in running condition. It is classic cars for sale here in town so it's not that difficult. You know what I'm saying? But before you focus on getting a bloody car, you should focus on getting a driver's license. That seems to be my problem. YouTube is I'll focus on getting in the car before I get the license. And then every car I want gets taken because of that. I'm like, well, okay, something's telling me that once I get my driver's license off a kick-ass car. I mean I've seen some pretty cool shit like Spirit Kit cars does the Model T C cap kit car that'd be a pretty sweet little hot-rod deal I get like coach headlights for you know lamp lights for the headlights. I have like cooker exhaust a four pack on each shot going for what straight up nice and pointy pointing straight up you know what I'm saying. like the bottom half of the car would be Hunter Green, the top half would be black, I'd have hearse, landue bars on either side, there'd be black shire carpet and like two bench seats. Yeah. It's like bullet tail lights for it. I mean the engine wouldn't have to be super fast. I'd be happy with the flathead V8. That sounds sexy as fuck. Oh. As those are a lot harder, a lot easier to find I mean. A flathead V8 is a lot easier to find and a lot cheaper than a 428 Shelby Cobra engine which would be boss as fuck. That's this big old school 428 and the coach lights just sitting on another side. Oh, dude. That'd be a sweet little hot rod, but you know, a 428 might be a bit excessive for such a, you'd have to really, the chances on that thing, or have to be modified super hard to make it fit, and make it safe to drive, so that you didn't just, as soon as you took off, the car were and just flip over the axle come tearing out the back, you know. But a flathead V8 would be a bit more old school and a throwback to the traditional hot right if you will, yeah. Make a little jockey shift with the cobra head sitting next to my seat Alright if you will. Yeah. Although the weather's starting to cool off a bit, it's not getting too terribly cold. It would actually have pretty good weather for this time of year, I'm not complaining. And a fan sent me some cigars, a shout out to Kirk. He's just a pretty bomb of a cigar, y'all. Plus that one of these relos. I try to be a good person and when people are good to me I'm good to them. When people treat me like shit, I treat them like shit. That's because it's the golden rule you treat others the way you want to be treated. You know what I'm saying? That's how I try to look at it. I'm going to enjoy eating bacon for as long as I possibly can. That's no bullshit. Even to the point where the doctor is like, Mr. Saunders, you've got to cut back on your bacon intake, because because you know I'm gonna be like oh come on dog that's bullshit Now one glass isn't going to get me snockered but it's definitely getting me feeling pretty good. And that's the advantage of drinking on a somewhat empty stomach. Now I do have food and I'm going to do a cooking video for YouTube later a nice little rama noodle hack. but that's for supper later and I just little rama noodle hack. But that's for supper later, so yeah. I'll try to get some burger recipes on YouTube next week, or at least one new burger recipe. Although that's not going to be a problem. So even if the internet cord comes unplugged I can always plug the internet back in when I go to post it if need be. Sometimes in life you just got to make the best of a circumstance. I'm just kidding, I want to rely on this cigar. No, I'm just kidding, I want to rely on it with this. I mean, you go to… I mean…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… I mean you go to Amazon.com you get a rechargeable taser for 10 bucks that's great for self-defense but you can't beat that plug it into the wall that's enough to hurt someone from fucking witch egg? Yeah. And people are like, well you shouldn't be drinking when you're gathering or making wands and I'm like, phew. One or two drinks isn't going to hurt dude. If I drink while I'm making wands, it's not going to be to get drunk is to mellow the mood you know and it doesn't always have to be a requirement when making them but you know I've got some awesome candy to review as it starts getting closer to Halloween. At a fan, send me some rather festive candy for this time a year. And I'm saving that review for when it gets closer to… Oh, hello is Eve. You know, my goatee was looking a little scragly, so I trimmed it up, so it grew in more evenly. Let's take a comb and I'll comb it forward. Yeah, there we go. But the seasons like the wine have all gone. Boom, grum, grum, grum. Skin d'hawt's and skinned on these. Lend to love them A.B.C. Well I got two guitars that need to be rewired and I'm trying to record an album with the spellcaster and getting guitars fixed is kind of expensive so one at a time.. And getting guitars fixed is kind of expensive, so one at a time. Get the spellcastry rewired and then eventually the BC-R-H rewired, but I'm not complaining about it because that's a beautiful set of guitars. Yeah. I'm The Pink Floyd said, have a cigar in your gopher. Ha ha ha. Mmm, that's good. Call this video wine and cigar. I don't know what else to call it because a lot of topics were discussed in this particular bit. Yeah. discussed in this particular bid. Yeah, y'all. And when you got people hating because you got hostile and they don't, and they rip on it, A true lady's man doesn't have to have sex with a bunch of women to be considered a lady's man. I say this because a lot of men have this misguided view that, oh, I have to be slaying a bunch a pussy to be considered a ladies man. It's like, no, you don't. If you got a bunch of women talking about you and it's not necessarily negative, it's more positive. And oh, hey, it's this guy. There you go. If you have women fighting over you and you haven't even started dating either one, you know what I'm saying? Okay. I don't mind white wine is all right but I'm more of a darker wine fan. Ahhh, it's deliciousness and a glass. And that's… And that's the thing of it, man. That's the bloody fucking thing of it. People make life way more complicated than it needs to be. Oh, says this guy. Now it's very natural for humans to overthink things and yeah. Don't overthink shit. I'll Oh. Oh Nothing's gone down. Yeah. No more cold. No more cold. That's what I like to see and feel. Now if this feeling progresses into the next couple of days, then I know for a fact that my cold red wine. Patience is a virtue though. Most definitely. Things don't always happen the way we want them to. Thanks for watching the video. I'll catch you all. Thanks for watching the video. I'll catch you all.