Drink Combo and gitar playing

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What's good YouTube? So I'll be on Keepercast Wednesday to do a comparisons. They got changed but on Wednesday I will deliver a delicious drink combination, some badass guitar playing, some wicked ventralquism and of course and of course some bad-ass guitar playing, some wicked ventriloquism, and of course some bad-ass guitar playing. Guitar playing, metriloquism, pipe smoking, and dream combinations. Those are the four categories. And I think we all know the opponent is, reminds me of this episode of our family guy. You're a big phony! But I kind of figured one drink combination wasn't enough for the fans. At least give them another drink combination to tie them over until Wednesday. So, both my drink combinations on Wednesday and right now are going to feature one key ingredient. And that is this. Jack Daniels Tennessee honey. That shit's so good. So smooth. I could drink that shit straight. But for the sake of the video, I'll try a little bit of it straight and then you'll combination with it. then you'll have a combination with it. And I'm going to mix Jack Daniels Tennessee honey whiskey with monster. And I have a nice eight dry because there's no ice. I shall call the string combination Cobras honey and we'll see if monster and um… excuse me we'll see if monster and Jack Tennessee honey mix. Chances are they probably best pretty good together. Troll Slayer to retype on the lyrics. I've already got lyrics for another song typed out. That'll go after the sound I've already got done. So, yeah. Yeah. It's really the ultimate form of flattery when someone tries so god damn hard to impersonate you, but fails so god damn hard at it. May I have your attention please? Will the real King Cobb where a police stand up? I repeat, will the real King Cobb where a police stand up. I repeat, where the real key in Cobra, please stand up. Or never a problem here. Y'all act like you've never seen an autistic goth before. I've spoken a pie, fucking, because tell us is mom, because she did a dirty ass. Right. So the turn of the way, oh, no way. He didn't just say it, yes I did. But laughs a game will take you bid. Half a drink can get rid of your stress. No, this is the funny thing that you too, because I got comments on one of my videos. People are like, see, vote for a car. I was already planning on it, dip shit. There's a car I can get for 2300. It require a little bit of work, but but a big kick-ass car to drive. There's nothing wrong with sparing access on your first check, celebrates being an awesome job, and showing these trolls that they ain't gonna fucking get to me, you know. A lot of people were like, well, those trolls did you a favor by getting you fired from Wendy's. As soon as I got this other job that I have now, they said that. I'm like, no, they didn't. Because Wendy's was gonna fire me anyway. They were remodeling their store and they no longer required a lobby attendant but firing me for something like that would have been kind of mean so they're like the the fake troll you know people pretending to be customers of the false customer complaints that made it more convenient. So I understand, you know, if it would have been the other way around, I wouldn't have been upset by it. I would have been like, I understand, you know, I'm saying, but it's whatever. So that being said, now if I go in to eat at Wendy's under the customer now. And yeah. Now that I actually have a job and I get my expenses and all that, I start getting out more hours and get more training and shit. Boom. Before you know it, that T.R.S. Burger Challenge will be happening. That's a $75 order but I didn't promise that it's going to happen. Now my T-spring campaign ended and I literally sold seven shirts. That's my most successful T-spring campaign yet. And now I'm going to finish the staff I'm working on right here. Just rosts the staff and I'm looking on for a friend of mine. This rocks to staff and I'm looking on for a friend of mine. And, uh, yeah. Don't smell it. Oh, it smells delicious, you too. It smells like… Golden Nectar of deliciousness………. It smells like……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Golden Nectar of deliciousness. The channel is hit with it straight here. Yeah. That's very drinkable straight. That's got a little bit of burn to it, but… Oh. But compared to most hard alcohols that I've had, Jack Daniels Tennessee honey, is deliciously smooth. Again, not a sponsor, but this Jack Daniels Tennessee honey gets the cobra seal of approval. Another tasty drink combination you can make with Jack Daniels Tennessee honey. You mix Jack Daniels Tennessee honey with A&W root beer and A&W cream soda and the same god damn glass. Oh! glass. Oh. It's what I do on YouTube. I make drink combinations. My letter is so good. So good. And, um, Well, I will say this, YouTube. The drink combination I have planned for The battle that I'll be doing on keeper cast against the phony is going to be awesome The point were like that much more into my glass when it gets down to it, but the rest of it I want to save the majority of it for that drink combination on Wednesday. There's a reason why I've gotten better at guitars because of the crap trolls I've given me to tell me how much I suck at it. I was only fuel to the fire to motivate me to get faster and more accurate at it Yeah, and every person who has heard that legends never die from my first album says they like it. And they're not just saying that. I'm not going to rush finishing the eighth album, but I can produce a quality album. I can sell it on Band Camp for four dollars. Instead of paying ten., it's a quality helping there. I can sell it on. Band camp for $4. Instead of paying $10, it's a bit more reasonable. This is Monster and Jack Tennessee honey. for action. hashtag, poor action. Give that Tennessee honey, Tennessee honey some carbonation. That's what that shit look like. Yeah. Oh. That's tasty. The monster mellows out the burn completely and that monster flavor mixes with the honey on the whiskey very nicely. Now I would not be drinking this fucking hard if I didn't, if I had to work, you know what saying, but because it's my day off today you know I'm saying yeah. of the job quite nicely so. Yep. And now tomorrow I close, I'm looking forward to that, making that money, being a productive member of society. That doesn't sound like something you'd fucking hear from somebody who wears a spright collar and wears a bandend that has long ass fucking hair. But then again, looks can be deceiving. Now if you want to braid your hair if it's long as fuck like this, you take three different sections of it. a camera here just like that you separate the three different sections just like that you take one section, wrap underneath this section like that and then you take the section over here and wrap it underneath here like that and you take the section over here and wrap it underneath here like that and repeat that process until your entire hair is braided. Simple enough and then you put a pointel holder at the end of it so it stays in place. And it took me a little bit of practice to get it but I've actually got the hang of it. Glad to have the car I want to save up for is a classic car and that's all I want to see on that. And it'd be a dope house car if I can show on that shirt off in Hot Rod shows you don't even know the half of it YouTube. Hot right shows he says. If you can't show on that show, I have a hot ride shows, you don't even know the half of it, you too. Hot right shows, he says. Hot ride shows, he says. I know that comment I received, could you make your videos less creepy, you know? What the fuck are you the YouTube police? Hell yeah. And I can probably polish through most of that bottle in one sitting but Jack is pretty fucking strong so… And then say the rest of that Tennessee honey for that dream combination. And I say for, I meant for… for… You're talking like a hillbilly where's your gut at? kidding. Hmm. And that's another thing. My shotgun needs just a little bit of work. And I'll be saving that for a car and getting my shotgun fixed, but not necessarily in that order. Yeah. I got a rough estimate now. It's going to cost to fix my shock then. I took like maybe $200-and-some odd dollars. Call around, you know, that sort of thing. I mean I got my my crossman pump master B.B. I mean I got a rough estimate tell him BB gun. The shoots metal BB and it's got a five rocket green sight on safe of course. As empty I've already checked it. He's that multi-pump BB guns are pretty sick. He's that multi-pomp BB guns are pretty sick. And I did the grip. I did the grip myself. The process I used works marvelously. This makes the BB gun abed easier to conceal and it also has a bit of a bad-ass factor to it. The thing about BB guns, that shoot metal babies like this one, this one shits daisy babies, is you don't need an NFA paperwork or a tax stamp to chop the stock on your BB gun. The strong alcohol and strong caffeine counts and that is nice. Also, I'm on the channel making a video. Let's do a cigarette review, shall we? Marble inXT review. Now, Marble inXT's are basically regular cigarettes, but as soon as you crush the bead, they turn to menthol. Basically, a Marlboroboro version of a camel crush. The patriotic lighter of mine that's pretty sick. The regular flavor it's mellow it's not harsh. And then right there on the it shows you that Green Circle were to crush it. And you got to admit that pack design is pretty slick. The black of the green in the silver is pretty cool looking. Go ahead and crush that bead. Get a review on that menthol side. Oh. Oh The flavor on that menthol bead Oh, that's delicious Come on, Fodor Booth, you can do it. Okay, I was saying, come on, Fodor Booth. Oh, God damn it. unfreeze and it's being really glitchy but it could be worse I suppose so I'm not really gonna bitch about it for a little bit with being glitchy it's pointless And if you think my videos are creepy and weird, you should meet some of my fans. I wouldn't mind getting a cold cold before. SACHT that noise trade. Just like that. Excuse me? Not going to ash on the carpet. Fuck that noise. I would mind getting a cult copor for a cult copor for a cult copor 38 special revolver, the new ones that came out and changing the orange shine out for a green one. With some black grips on it, it looks sick. But, um, I'd much rather get my first gun fixed first before even think about buying another one, honestly. And I could make my shotgun into an SBS, but that's a bit more expensive, so for now it's one to save up to get it. Shootable again. And a multi-pond BB gun is more than enough for home defense. You can bust someone's washing machine or some shit. The rebirth of bad company. People would wash him and they're like, dude, that is shit. Double girl 12 gauge back in action. The break action when I break these haters when they see all these views I'm getting. When I'm starting their throats and making look like suicide with notes. Oh down, these wraps are too sick for your head to handle. When you've been picked on school and then you've been picked on school and then you've been picked on school and then you get picked on and social media you don't take crap from no one. You know what I'm saying? Like, you get to a point where you've had enough of it and you start biting back a little bit and people are like, oh, how dare he? But you know what I'm saying it's like what the fuck ever dude Shouldn't I play a little bit of guitar right now for the video? It's not too late in the evening. Last seven or eight, okay, it's not 10 o'clock curfew, all right, good. As long as I'm not playing guitar, past 10 o'clock, you know what I'm saying? Can't have that noise, can we cannot? If I was living in my dream house, it'd be a different story. 148-foot clock tower, squashed onto a Victoria Second Empire Gothic mansion, styled to look like it was from back in that time era. Oh. If I took a picture of my dream house and posted it on Facebook people would know whose house it was. They'd be like, damn, you won the lottery or your record sales are taken off one of the two. It seems to get on the Facebook, I have a meme that was shared with me. full of both is very very glitchy you can do it full of both come you can do it full of you can do it full of you can do it. Hold on, I believe in you. There it goes. Sorry about that. Fold up with this a little bit picky sometimes. And all I can do is have patience and make a video for my fans. All I can do. It worked pretty good on my last video mind you. Hmm. The power ball is at 250 million. Oh damn. Even after taxes that's a whole lot of fucking money. Oh shit. That's enough money for someone to build their own house and make a product that the world would use. Make a couple donations here and this is another delicious potion brought to you in part by King Cobra JFS spelled C. In fact to be a fucking smart ass okay Siri how do you spell King Cobra? Kingfobra. K-I-N-G-S-C-O-V-R-A? Hmm. Thank you, Siri. Thank you, Siri. It is why you should be thanking you. Oh………. you should be thanking you. Oh. Okay, that was just weird. No, but, okay, so according to Siri, King Cobra is spelled with a C. That's funny because the phony King Cobra JFS claims it was spelled with a K. He's retarded and delusional, wishes he could be as awesome as me. Just thought I'd be a… just thought I'd point that out. which then gets me more exposure on YouTube. So hey, there you go. You get somebody who has autism, counteracts, ADD, ADHD, right, well, ain't that a bitch. that I'm going to use to help with my family's dogs. Yep. One of my family's dogs has arthritis and the other family dog was recently attacked by a bigger dog. And the special penaboder recipe that I have would help with the one dog's arthritis and would also make the other dog better too, you know. But that recipe is like at the bare minimum, 50 bucks to make. And let's just say this recipe would add years to my family dog's life. Yep. I want to tell you what's in the peanut butter that makes it so magical. But you got a peanut butter that relieves your dog's arthritis pain. And then virtually cures them of their arthritis And that's years to their lives I think you'd be saying you know what that's some pretty fucking sweet peanut butter right there The people who troll me, the people like the fake King Cobra JFS, people like that need serious fucking psychological help. Yep. I still look a good group of Tennessee honey whiskey. I want to save this for the drink combination on Wednesday, but I did want to stop by with this video and do a review for Tennessee honey whiskey and this right here, YouTube. Jack Daniels Tennessee honey whiskey. It's good. It's way good. I've had regular Jack Daniels too. In fact, regular Jack Daniels mixed with cherry coke is pretty good. If you like like drinking it straight the drink is straight you know it's all a matter of your personal preference. But this delicious portion shall be put in the fridge to chill with the rest of my ingredients for this most awesome of drink combinations. I have six different drinks going into one combination for this awesome battle on keeper cast. You don't even know the half of it. Ooh. And yeah, I'm feeling pretty good right now. After this, a little bit of alcohol, oh, excuse me, right here. I'm going on the alcohol for a minute after this drink right here. Hoo. is most definitely where it's at. I can't be getting too drunk because I work tomorrow and I don't want to be like hung over as shit, you know what I'm saying? Even though I'm not going to be hung up about time I get to work. What up? What up to? What you have to? She has been already doing? Nope. I will hear in a bit of making a video. All right sounds good man All right ladies Now me and homeboy Scotty have our own discord and the discola was started by my good friend Scotty and on top of that the discord is the only two-five by my good friend Scotie. And on top of that, the discord is the only two moderators of this discord are me and Scottie. It was creative strictly for people to talk to me. And Scott, you know what I'm saying? And when people get to actually meet someone they've watched on YouTube for a minute out you know what I'm saying I didn't think I get this famous on YouTube for a minute You know what I'm saying? I got a couple people a couple people telling me Whoa I'm like starstruck. I'm talking to King Cobra. This is so cool. You know and that you know I appreciate that because like that trips me out you know what I'm saying I didn't get this famous on YouTube But there you go life is full of surprises, isn't it? Well obviously I'm famous on YouTube, otherwise people wouldn't impersonate me, to turn and irritate me. Well I'm sitting here laughing at it like, it's fucking pathetic dude. Yeah. What about two different cigarette reviews in one video? So, with that fresh funky drink combination. That's right folks, I'm gonna be reviewing Winston cigarettes. Oh. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. And that should pack them sufficiently enough. They're addictive free tobacco, natural, organic. So depending on where you live, they may be a bit more expensive. But, got them open up there. I'm gonna flip my luckies. The one in the middle right there, just like that. And then, the one over here on the left side. That one in the middle right there just like that and then The one over here on the left side Get rid of that foil right there just like that flip the one on the left side just like that Boom, that's how I flip my luckies on my cigarettes the one in the middle of the one on the left side. No it can't have clutter lying about can we? I need to discard of the stuff right here I'll be right back. Oh, there's my light up. Order go, it's behind my light. Order to go, it's behind my ear, there it is. Yeah. It's the awesome little cigarette trick that I do. Little slight of hand. Pollard tricks like that are quite fine, but real magic. And then capturing real magic on camera and then filming it for the entire fucking world to see was walking on Casper the other day and I shoot you not someone recognized me like that's the duty conscious thunderstorms I recognize the face and his friend was like dude that's cool and I heard him just like dude that's the duty conscious thunderstorms. I recognize the face. And his friend was like, dude, that's cool. And I heard him just like, yeah. I've been trying to work on my temper a little bit. In recent, last recent couple of days, I've learned to just say, all right, stop, take a breath, breathe in, breathe out, okay. I've been trying to work on my temper a little bit, not like freak out over every little thing, you know, and save it for when it counts, for when it's really needed. Oh yeah, that tastes like quality American tobacco right there. The ash that my ashtray so I don't need it on the carpet just like that there we go. All right. bit just like that there we go all right and this roster staff is about it gets close to being done it's got like four things left on it I'll be working some I'll be working on that roster staff over the course of the course over the course of the course of the course of the course of the course of the course of the course over the course of the course of the course of the course of the course of the course of the course of the course of the course of the course of the course of the course of the course of the course of the course of the course of roster staff over the course of this week. Winston cigarettes are delicious You want an autistic bastard to get a lighter? Here's the getting the $2,300 car in my dream house Cheers. The future is uncertain, you too. Oh yes. Okay, where is that sneaky guitar pick mine? I could have poured the drain combination of my coffee cup, but I felt like an eight ball glass was a bit more classy for the whiskey combination. I did not know. Man. Fucking. God damn it dude. Oh, there it is. Sneaky bastard. It was hiding for me. All right. Drink some more of this whiskey and then play a little bit of a guitar and post the video. I'll definitely say this. Both cigarettes get the King Cobra seal of approval. Winston, Red Reds, there's not the 100s of the shorts. Marble NxT's, Winston Reds, and Marble NxT's, get the King Cobra Seal of Approval. That's what's up. Holy shit!, the new episodes of Archer, am I right? Of animation, domination, Archer, and all those awesome escarpens. You know, it provides a little bit of comedy relief. Otherwise mundane society of source. a job that I can get the hang out pretty easily. And I got like 5,000 plus subscribers on YouTube. That's pretty sick if I do say so myself. I will drink to that. So, give me the guitar set setup right quick. Boom, now my guitar setup for a YouTube video. Smooth and silk. Why feed trolls when they harass you? I don't know, sometimes it's… People like a good fight sometimes, you know. Yeah. Sorry just you're root for on that sort of shit. I give a little bit of guitar playing at the end to give it the piece that is just don'ts. Think combination, good playing. Anything mixed with at least two different drinks is considered a drink combination. Yes, most definitely. But yeah that monster in Jack Tennessee honey, that's delicious. the the the the the the I'm the the the the the the the the the the the Oh, oh, oh. as I am. the the I'm I'm the I'm the You gotta love playing the guitar. It's so much fun. You gotta love playing the guitar. It's so much fun just sitting there shredding on your axe, expressing your musical frustrations and what have you. I keep drinking that whiskey but because it was that damn good but I gotta save a little bit for that drink combination so I got a glass full of monster right now. Not taking shit from fucking YouTube. Internet bullies period. Fuck all that movies. I'm Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. the the the the the the The two tunings I used, the first one was standard. The tuning I'm using right now is drop D. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. the back to standard cheering I'm the the Oh, Oh damn! Look at them fiery legs. That sweet, That's how you shreds some guitar. That's how you do a you too. I'm not the best at it, but I'm definitely getting better at it. If you would have heard me play guitar when I was running with Gothic King Cobra 52 as my YouTube user name you would have seen a huge difference. Yeah. I might want some local covers here in a minute. I don't know. I might want some local covers here in a minute, but I don't have to stop this video and post it to YouTube because it's getting… Just a wee bit long. Catch you on the next video, motherfuckers.