Drink combo and vocal cover

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What's good YouTube? So I'm hanging out with some friends and mine, my buddy Alex Campbell and his girlfriend and they brought over a delicious smokehouse pizza from Louis users, Louis users bro. Seriously, keep that smokehouse pizza on the menu of that shit. It's gonna make you the money dog, you know what I'm saying, because that's good pizza, man. money dog you know I'm saying that's good base at me right now I'm sipping on some fleshments vodka mixed with cherry Pepsi yes and mics hard lemonade this is a strawberry flavored mics hard lemonade I've actually redo the video a couple times after drinking because I forget if I'm going to be seeing Michael Jackson's smooth criminal. It's better to have the vocal covers ready with the microphone plugged in it just sounds better. Yeah. And like also got tobacco pipe ash all over my fingers, but I fucks not giving you to Fletchman's vodka, cherry pem, C, strawberry mice, or lemonade. Well, of course I am. It's a covert drink name after you've actually gone. We're calling this drink combination, Cobra Campbell, and it's pretty good. Named after my buddy Alex Campbell over here. I also have a YouTube channel with the same name. I only have one video a second as long. Please lag. Put a lot of hard work into it. I know it was dry. All for two gallons of blood. In that video you did? Yeah, phone would allow me to send a YouTube. Damn. I drank two pines, a flesh means, and I went up against some punks who thought that they were bad ass, with like make 21s so I went up against them with a pink F-22 Ractor and yeah in the video you can clearly tell it is not fair and I played from the cockpit view so yeah I'm just as good as a normal fire pilot in fact I have more similarly the last video is I actually have everything. so good and I'm like you know what we got to keep that video with the guitar playing and then make a separate video singing the smooth criminal by Michael Jackson I'll get to that in the bed but right now I'm sipping chilling out homies you know saying you know what I'm saying you know what I'm saying you know what you know what I'm saying you know what you're saying you know what you know what I'm saying you know what you know saying you know saying you know jib Oh yeah I think that was an April Fool's joke sound was pulling on Facebook They literally released kangaroos into the state of Wyoming. Okay, okay, you heard from Alice Campbell right here, he called Game and Fish to check on it, and they legitimately did. Yeah, okay, here's the thing you too, Wyoming gets rattlesnakes, and they legitimately did. Yeah, okay, here's the thing you too. Wyoming gets rattlesnakes in the summertime. Rattlesnakes are vicious little bastards. Like snakes over Australia, you get bit, 30 seconds later, you're fucking dead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But there aren't snakes, you know, compared to kangaroos. The kangaroos can actually do some really fucked up shit. So if I saw like kangaroo walking around town I'd film it. And I'll be like this is what happens when you release 90 kangaroos into the Wyoming wilderness. I mean, the white-tailed deer, for example, did you know it's not native to Wyoming? But they prefer you to hunt white tails in the state of Wyoming because they are, quote unquote, a nuisance to the native mule deer population. And the only real difference between a white-tailed and mule deer is one's a little bit bigger and it has a completely white tail when it lifts it up. A mule deer has actually about three inches of black. Yeah. But they're native. They're white tails are a foreign species but right. Right, right. And the sage-grouse pretty good. Is actually going underneath the protected species, all the fact. Yep, they're going to be starting farms where they're going to raise sage-grouse, which is basically just the native Wyoming-mixed-mixed-mixed-mixed-mixed-mixed-mixed-mixed-mixed-mixed-mixed What if the kangaroo has had sex with the anallopes that run through Casper and then they created a subspecies of a new animal? Like a kangaroo mixed with an anelope. You're dead! Man, should I use a bow, so I don't hear a twang. Oh, here's a fuk. Yeah. Yeah. It pulls a string line, it's a- fuk. Well, 60 years ago, I got a mountain lion. Cool… Huk. Well, 60 years ago I got a mountain lion. I mean, I have to be closer. I have to be aware of my smell. I have to wear the impression of wind, what temperature is, the itty. I mean, there's a lot more factors that play into fucking well hunting. Yeah. Pupatorians. They're fucked up. Yeah. Still listiac near her words. Actually, I know what you say right now. Gee, where the fuck are my grandkids? I'd be like, Mom, I work at all. You'd be like, you're so scary, and your brother's worked on it here? Because I go, yeah, Mom, mom they're also like in their 40s God damn it. Okay, I got all the electronics out of the way before. They got soaked in the cherry Pepsi. That was a little bit. Even me, Snogger, it was not, you were looking. Yeah, I'm a little bit snuck. Pretty functioning at that moment? Yeah. day I mean That microphone yeah hold on a second microphone fell off I get it It was cool and clean up I think we're gonna it wash cloth and clean it up. I got a lot more or less than like that. Thankfully enough it is still that much on my desk. You know, something like that would have orally pissed me up, but I'm like, man, that's just weak, that's just the way I look at it. Like, oh, fucking weak. Oh, fuck, bro, you don't, you remember that pipe? I made it out a fucking fleshman bottle? Yeah?, fuck, yeah. That thing was like, yeah, I really your letter is gone. Yeah. That thing was like… I don't know, I thought it was pretty good. I used it for everything. I can't. Yeah, I think your letter is gone. Yeah, I think your letter's gone. Mm-hmm. Well, damn. Well, Post doesn't hope that I was doing this to all of me. She's a girlfriend just killed your lighter. Yeah, she did it on purpose. She got a good reason for me to quit smoking. But I'm not sure that so much she would really miss. I'm sorry I've been through enough relationships. I know what's going on before she eats the… Yeah! Yeah, well, YouTube, the inventor of this awesome dream, they were, uh, maybe there's no point in keeping it from YouTube, huh? Well, YouTube, huh? Well, YouTube, the inventor of this awesome drink, they were, again, snorkered all right now, was invented by his home boy, Alice Campbell, and from the way that my fiance's been active, and that's what you can't drink a fucking mice. And the fact you can't drink a fucking mice. We're having a baby. Oh shit. Like I said, I know before she even does. In fact, I'm so sure of this, I can tell you the exact moment. When she can see., I can tell you the exact moment. when she was eating. Hey, at least we know it ain't mine. Damn straight a- You know? Shit, last time I had sex was like before Thanksgiving. And the last check I had sex person I was really good at eating pussies, so you know, hey, would you want it for me? I don't know, I haven't asked my new woman yet. How am I eating pussy? I just asked her, okay? And if there's no response, after this video is over, it'll pull us. We never know. Still no response. Yes. Like it just said, Do you, I'll just… Come on, John. Come on, John. Come on, You did what I'm lucky about. There's the Victoria's Oh, yes. Hey, it could be worse. It could be like the Roman days. Axios! You have yourself, a lot of fuck your story. Because an asshole is like your new cheweg. Try yourself part of your story. I guess so. I guess so, shit. He was like, he could definitely tell this guy what it was in the road for the army back of the day. You want to become a soldier? Fock shit, I guess. Oh, gosh. You know, that's how, uh… It's also kind of how, uh, the holiday, same Valentine's Day, came about. Because there was the saint. You know what he wrote? He was marrying people illegally because one of the seizures made it legal. And then Saint Valentine got beheaded and then homework decided to make a holiday about it. Well the thing is, they decided to make a holiday about it because he wrote this chick who was visiting him for like the last two months in his life in the jail every day. He wrote it in the letter, um, keep love in your heart. It will always find you. Really your valentine. This last thing was valentine. It's really your valentine. The last day was Valentine. This is fuck, fuck that sappy bullshit man. But what most people don't know is also at the same time it seemed Valentine's Day was going on the same day. The Roman Catholic Church declared war against the Druids. In order that they all be killed. The people that believed in living off the earth and nurturing the animals and caught me on them. templeers people well the templeers people look up their history I got that mess cleaned up before it did damage to anything quick like that. Despite intoxication from alcohol, I assist to myself. Not gonna have this here in a bit. Yeah, I'll sing that song here in a bit, but right now I'm slipping on my drink. Oh that's all I mean. We're all out of Flashman's. We've got more cherry Pepsi. More time is going to be drinking a rast? Oh she ain't going to be drinking a rast. Okay we'll trade you the cherry paps for the mics. Seems like if you're pregnant you can't drink anything else. Exactly. I'll let you have a problem with that. So, officially the rest of this is… Herz? Yes. And… Just because I feel like being fair and making these people. Oh. Rock and roll man. Sweet. You got you big bottles of his hand. And then we go to a separate review of this because people like my reviews, damn it. I know they do, there's some of you who hate me, but fuck you, you don't know shit. We should do that review after this video and then you sing for the criminal, bro. Yeah. But, yeah. 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Because if I was… was if they ask you what race I am I would say homo sapien if they ask you what race you are I'd go like the rat race of life see what I did there that was a funny the rat race of wife he says I'll look for that all of us looking for that big cheese on the other side It could be worse, fifth album reference, yeah! I had a song on my fifth album called It Could Be Worse, and I was recording guitar for it and the steam pipes above my head went off while I was recording it, and when I went to go play it back, it actually sounded kind of cool with the guitar playing sound like fucking I'm keeping it in the song in the song you know Oh shit I forget us not what you forget I forgot to throw his indie model. Oh, empty bottle. Yes, empty bottles in the trash. People's… I may be a bachelor level, but that's no excuse to have a pigsty of a pad, really. Did you just say bachelorette? I said bachelor. Oh. Sorry, my hearing's a little fuckered up right now. It's all right. I said, I may be a bachelor, but there's no excuse to have our dirty pad as well as getting at. You'll see, the very basis point, there's no excuse for having a little bit worse off than you. considering I have autism and I'm a bachelor this place doesn't work that bad. It looks maintained. Yeah. Fark, it was my brother's place and you looked like a fucking mess and off than you, bro. A little bit. He's always old of you. Yeah, there's always somebody who's worse off than somebody else in a worse? Yeah. There's somebody else that has a worse? That's all I was just saying. You think it's bad? You could always have that person. Right. And then what they go through, because it could always be worse. It all is. And that's honestly a fact of life. Anyways, how's your night, bro? Starting off with a bang. A bang of alcohol on my system. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. No, but YouTube knows what's up. People are checking out, they're guitar playing in the, and singing one song in my last video, like, dude. to me. Drink up me how hard is y'all? Drago, I mean how are you going? I usually do like her, bro. I bet, yeah, so I'll get you finished. What's in my cup right here? And then smoke on someone of that pipe to back, actor and then review the mics real quick. And then, yeah, vocal cover, ah, blah, you want to do it. Yeah, I just broke in Mr. Campbell. Yeah, I know. Once a bunch happens, I know. Once a bunch happens, I was the pot and you were doing the other day. Because then mine dies. So, I don't know if we're talking about the bird o'er-and-what-oh-kinn and whatever. Yeah. And I just laughed at it and go along, and I missed part in life. I was on the part we were doing the other day in Colorado, oh yeah. And my phone would not work the entire time I was there. I could have cut out the video of me smoking it, but my phone wasn't going to be. I don't know. I'm I use that water for a second. You got to come on our toes. Like colors on your toes. What happened to her? Oh, it's still a torch, but you… You know, puff up this tobacco tobacco I suppose. It's wrong you don't need it. Back tobacco is wrong, I don gonna tell you, yeah. Yeah. I'm fixing to order me some pack to back. I'm affectionate to order me some pack to back. All right. All right, gosh. All right. It's all right. All right, so I'm going to do a separate review right now for Mike's strawberry heart lemonade and then I'll sing smooth criminal by by the Jackson Mmm. old enough to consume alcohol, give this stuff a try, it's pretty good. A lot of people will talk mad shit and say, all that mics hard lemonades for sissies. Now fuck their shit talking, they're missing out. I'm tasty stuff right here. The Elvis Presley cover is pretty impressive, but the couple is his dance would be seeing like the Prince of Pomp himself. Yeah, I can share the pie with tobacco. I know it is when you're out of cigarettes. Yeah, I hear. Or the wrong. Am I still be worn? What brand you might be? Yeah, I got around the yard. Or the wrong. Am I stubby one? What brand is your pipe? You know, I've gone around the Ashu Gar Store so I don't know what brand it is, but it's a good pipe. I get that I'm the same way. I'm the same way. And you got it. And that girdle is really nice because you know the pipe that's all there as well. Yeah. I get that I'm on the same way. Right. My life problem there now is the, uh, stem doesn't want to make a good connective seal with the rest of the bowl, so I let smoke out, so I'm actually having to pull harder on my drawers to get smoke. Then I should, so I didn't figure out to possess them. Yeah. I mean I generally smoke generic tobacco just when I'm going out and putting apps out and shit and working shit but like at home to put a nice bowl of it and you'll strap it, and you'll strap it, and relax it shower, and get rid of it. So… Enjoy the little things for me. All right. Further ado. Excuse me. Excuse me, I sneezed. Without further ado, here's the Milo Jackson's. Smooth coming off. A little over. 30-year-2 beer. I'm sorry. It's the ad for the new Fast and Furious movie. Now it's playing awesome. What Michael Jackson is saying to you by me? and you're the bedroom, you see, what's the neighbor? as with the bedroom, you're stuck down, you're shut you. And you're okay, so Annie, are you okay? So, okay, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? Annie? Annie, are you okay? Let you tell us. Let's talk about the bedroom. It was back to the bus into a wedding. The room was open with the bus stands on the cockpit. And he was back down. He was over to you. Anyway, okay. So Annie, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? Annie? Are you okay? So Annie, are you okay? So, okay, Annie? You're okay. So, Annie, you're okay. You're okay. You've been hit by, human ship, a smooth criminal. This is a run right? Well Sunday, the Black Day, the U.S. I'm in, what's in, what's in your brain? The positions, anyway, okay. So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie? Anyway, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay know, they're okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, and, okay, okay, okay, okay, are you okay, honey? I don't know, okay, will you tell us, let's say okay, it was down with the window, it was like you were sucked you,, we sent you away, and then, the bus, tens, and what happened, you remember, the bus, things, on God,, but, you remember, you know, I'm okay, and I'm okay, okay, bedroom. You were sucked out. It was out too. And you're okay. So, any, you're okay. They're okay. And, hey, bye! It's okay. We tell us. I'm down on the window. We're stuck to a warning you're okay, you're still, it's okay. It was just down with the window, and it sucked you, and we shouldn't know, Annie. You're on through the block bed, with the bloodtings, on the carpet. You're going through the bedroom, you were stuck down, you're through the room, and you know. Yeah, really horrible cover of this song. Well, I said I'd do it so I'm fucking doing it. Okay, how shitty it sounds. I said I was going to do it so I'm doing it. to my little parts. Oh shit, I think the song's over. Yeah, the fucking song's over. I could have done better on that cover but at least I said I was going to do it and then I did it. You know what bro? What? I gave you fucking props. You know why? Why is that? That guy, every music video he would ever see him in, and he's wearing these, got these fucking tight-ass skinny jeans. And you tried, you're damned just being snorkered to sing that song. I remember when I used to wear skinny jeans in high school, right? Yeah. I felt like my balls were in my throat. I couldn't speak. And I'm not wearing skinny jeans, I'm wearing black jeans, I couldn't speak, let alone sing, bro. And that's the person you tried to honestly do a good song for, which, mind you, you kept up with his sounds, his voice. You were there every second of the way. I know this in this video that I can only barely hear the background music for that song from your headphones. So I was like, you know what? He's actually keeping up with him. Maybe if his balls were in his throat he would sound just like him. And if the art is like fucking God because you're the same as me, home of sapient, which is a scientific word for human. Thank you, YouTube. This is Alice Campbell. Biggieembo. Bignon, some already asked as usual. No, seriously bro. But, you know how to keep… This is one thing I've noticed about all this time I've spent over here watching you do this stuff. You have real good attention to sound distance memory. You can remember when a exact moment when a sound starts and when it ends. Which is cool because I don't have that kind of hearing. Which is cool because I don't have that kind of hearing. I mean, all of my special attributes are reversed to yours instead of hearing and sound minds all visual so there's no sound involved. That's why I'm a good artist. For like, you know, sketches and sculptures and shit like that. But see, music, music's never been my thing, bro. Mean, when I played the violin, I was only moderately good at the violin. Never went past moderately good. I mean, I lost to Lindsay Sterling in a cross state competition between here and Colorado. But… In all reality I'm not that good. And… I haven't played in years, so… But you, dude, Fark. I see you pick up the guitar and do shit, then I'm sitting to go on. and play in years. So, but you do, fuck. I see you pick up the guitar and do shit then I'm sitting there going, fuck, I wish I could do that. But I can't, I can't play the guitar. I'm sorry, but it's too much for my brain. I can't play the guitar either man. I can't play the guitar either man. Yeah, but you still mean, you say you can't play it, but yet you do parts on the guitar that some people actually went to school to learn how to play the American National Anthem on electric guitar. Oh look that shit up on a YouTube video and I'm like tired of it and just haven't started again. But you hear somebody that actually enjoys playing a musical instrument. I enjoy expressing myself from pictures and colors versus sound. I mean that's all I'm saying you know is you've got something that you can do it. You love to do and you say you don't know how to do it but yet I'm sitting here for someone like me who you don't know how to do it but but yet I'm sitting here going, yeah, for someone like me who learns more from what I see than what I hear, I'm not on your level. I mean, honestly, I wish I could be that close attention to the sound is you. But for me to do something on YouTube where I just learn how to do it, I have to watch that video 10 times over. Versus you know where you can watch some… Now I'm just saying I've watched you do this. I've watched you…… I've…and I just saying, I've watched you do this. I've watched you, since I've known you, look some up on YouTube, on how to play the guitar, and as soon as you hear it once and see it once on this computer, you can do it. Would take me years… It would take me years, years, just to get rid of it. It's all I'm saying, bro, it's a big compliment, I mean, I've known you for how long, a couple years now. Yeah. And I've always told you, dude, that's awesome. Keep doing it. Right? I guess, yeah. My friend, that I actually talked to, face to face, come over and hang out with, Josh, or as is YouTube, what's he's going by, King Cover, I don't know if you, YouTubeers, calling me anything different, but he's my friend Josh. To be honest, he's he's my friend Josh. To be honest he's one of my best friends. I can count him on one fucking hand. And this is how many people I trust in the world. I can count. King Cobra. On one hand, one finger in my hand which is only five that can I honestly say I trust to a fault and I feel no qualms with trusting him to a fault you knew why what is that gosh his neck once once he him to a fall. You know what? What is that? Gosh, his nap once lied to me? purposely gone out and done something that would have made me feel bad? He always lets me come over and hang out. No matter what status I have in my life right now And he still treats me like a fucking friend That's why I can trust him, because I can count him on my best friend. Which isn't very many in the world. Even how many people live on this planet? Right. And I can only trust five of those motherfuckers? Most definitely, right.