Getting Shon boxed up

Original Video: Getting Shon boxed up

What's up you too? It's Sean! Hey YouTube, it's your boy King Cobra, back at it with another video. Happy Friday! Well, I'm getting a box ready with a personal thank-you note. For the fine makers who are going to be working on my dummy Sean. That's right. If I could get a couple bucks in my PayPal to ship them off that'd be great if not I'll find a way. Just like I always do. Yeah. Now I'm hoping the makers at throwthings.com can clean up his face because when I was painting Sean up I got spots of paints over his face on the side right here on the back of his ears. You know, it's not the most professional jobs, but also going on his hands. But if they can't clean up the paint right there, then that's fine. But yeah, this is my dummy Sean. He's a, uh, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, Pullstring and he's you know like paint right here and you know what I'm saying I'm not gonna mention who's upgrading him just so they don't get harassed but you can see right here on his string well I can see it the string is starting to wear and tear. So yeah, but in order to get them ready to be shipped out, I'll only do a couple things. One, make sure we don't lose the Ozy Osborne shirt. I want to take that off. and I want to take off the necklace off.. I want to take off the necklace that goes with it. I know I know it sucks give me a second. There it is. There it is. There it is. Yeah. Long and long ago. That's what's up. It's sent me that shirt, my PO box, that's perfect for Sean, just the right size. And a necklace. I'm trying to get the necklace off here. And Sean's little skull necklace. What up one second? What can I say YouTube? Sean's a little ragged right now and he's due for a cleanup and an upgrade. So I do appreciate the fine makers of the place I'm sending him to. I already bought a standard upgrade certificate and I can't seem to find it in my mail. I'll check my mailbox because it could have been put in there. But… I mean like, yeah, there's like up close you can see like the paint. Well that fucking sucks, dude. That was my last fucking beer. I cracked it open. Took a couple sips and I'm like, let's just do a quick little video. And now, there's like that much left in it, son of a bitch dude. I am not having a good couple of days. A fucking cell phone broke, so I'm trying to fix that. I'm almost trying to figure out a way to get Sean in the mail. Man, blows. Son of a bitch. Okay, I'm gonna hold on to Sean's necklace. And his Ozzy Osbournes shirts. spots, see him up close. Yeah, you can see like where the spots like right there, yeah, on his ears and, yeah. The eye makeup is fine just the way it is. It's the stuff around it, like his face and, yeah. If they can't clean it up, then I'll do it myself, no big deal. But yeah, like I said, I made Sean from a Charlie McCarthy doll and his outfit started coming off. So I used like tape and guerrilla glue to hold it on. You know, you're a little rough around the edges. Yeah. That's not what she said. glue and tape his shoes on too because they were falling off so luckily I have a box big enough for Sean here he is yeah so luckily I have a box big enough for Sean here he is yeah I do a glue and tape his shoes shoes and tape his shoes and tape his own. I do a and tape his shoes and tape his shoes and tape his shoes and tape his shoes and tape his shoes and tape his shoes and tape his glue and tape his shoes on too because they were falling off. But I trust the professionals I'm sending him to, YouTube, he's, you know, it'll be just fine. Okay Sean, you're ready to be put in the box? Your mother got put in the box? Shut up Sean! Fuck and smack you. Ou! Oh! Your mom's in a box. Your mom! Oh my God. Fucking this, this asshole. But yeah, I got a box for Sean. Right there. We're gonna stick him in there. Oh yeah, stick it in. Nice going Don't I ask you still the deer. I didn't mean to spill the fucking beer. It wasn't your dumb ass is the one that kicked it over. Oh, did I do that? I'm sorry. Oh my God. I don't know what the fuck is. Literally the last beer in my fucking fridge and my dummy accidentally kicked it over. It's all good, it happens, yeah I do. So yeah. do so yeah so yeah get you in the mill as quickly as I can right it's gonna be weird not seeing Sean on the couch just chilling out being a bastard as usual yeah being a bastard as usual you're ready to be upgraded Sean fuck yeah when I get to be upgraded Sean? Fuck yeah! Now when I get my dummy she look right here like paint on his nose, like little spots and shit like, yeah no, there was an accident because I literally painted his hair black and then put goth makeup underneath his eyes. And that's all fine, it looks just good. but like little spots outside of that like here there you know saying but uh you know I've had this dummy since I was a kid so I'm like damn there 30 years old yeah I don't remember when exactly I got Sean. I think it might have been a birthday or Christmas presents. It was a Charlie McCarthy ventiliquess puppet, and then somewhere down the line I just said, you know what? I want to give him my own personal touches. Yeah. But you were touching me? Shut up. Shut… What? You are touching me? Shut up, Sean. You're a nest, you know that… Shut up, Sean. What? Don't be like that. I'm just Josh and you, calm down, asshole. Ugh! But yeah, if you take a look at this, string right here, like right in there, it's starting to frill and come apart. So yeah. Like right here, hold up. Right there, you see that? Yeah. paint all over his face now around the eyes like I said in the thank you letter is just fine like around the eyes right here is just fine it's everywhere else and I'm like but yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what's up! Okay, putting me in the dog's asshole. Yeah, do it! What, put me in your fucking docks? You're gonna cuss at me asshole., fuck me, and you're fucking docks. You're gonna cuss at me, asshole. Fuck you. So Sean, where do you work? I work at a funeral home. You're at a funeral home? Yeah! I'm used to seeing assholes with no lives. In today's no exception, fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you, fuck you! The asshole dude. Realistically I don't need that much money to ship him. Maybe like 25 or 30 bucks will do it. If you can't do it, I don't expect you to. I'll find the way to get him in the mail. And… But yeah. So realistically, Sean's not going to be in my apartment. When they get him shipped out out I'll let you know. And we will wait patiently for my return. Yeah. We're gonna wait patiently for your return. That's what's up! Most definitely. We! Like look at this. I believe that lately had to tape his pants to his ass because they were starting to fall off. This this fucker is old dude. Sean is an old dummy. He's almost as old as I am. Yeah, you're old too. I'm only 31 Sean. I'm just joshing you. Oh my God. I'm going to start using that from now on, because that's your first name. Oh my God, Sean. Ha ha ha! Just get in the box already. Fine. Okay. Now I lost the certificates that they gave me to upgrade them so the people at the place gave me a confirmation code. So that confirmation code is written on the inside of the box as well it is the weekend. And hope they're all having a fantastic weekend. Yeah, we'll get her taped up. There's our box. Ha ha! Biki to the fans who sent the care packages that I just got. They could take some jerky sticks, some snacks, appreciate that. For anyways, YouTube. I'll get this in here box taped up. And that wasn't accidents too. And like I felt myself getting angry, but I'm like, you know what? No, I'm tired of losing my fucking temper. Okay? I don't even care if I want an of-age, smoking hot, cis-gendered, consenting, STI-free, kid-free girlfriend. That's beside the point. I cannot stress of age enough because I fucking hate sickos. It is what it is. You should work on your temper because it's good for my character. And overall, it will just be better off learning learning not to stress life so much you know. in my defense I have gotten like a thousand times better at my temper. I know I say that all the time but I genuinely mean it. You know what I'm saying? It's all about not letting the shit get to you. You know what I'm saying? YouTube. I'm going to mess having Sean in my apartment. Cracking jokes. Yeah. It is what it is, but we'll get them in the mail as soon as I can and get them shipped out. Here's their sentence. If you put 30 bucks in my PayPal to help me ship up my dummy Sean, I will give you a shout out in my next video. I'm not going to ask people for money for a new cell phone because that's ridiculous. I'll try to get the one I have fixed. Worst comes to worst, I will sell my pie-high hat on Etsy for like $6,700. That's plan B, YouTube. And if I end up doing that, whoever buys the hat on Etsy will get a free wand and a bar tactic to soap or an autograph and a shoutout. So I'll let you know if it comes down to that. I really don't want to have to sell my pie-high hat. Okay? If I got to get a new cell phone, so be it. Right now my cell phone is currently soaking in rice for the next couple of days. So hopefully then I'll do the trick. If it doesn't then I don't know what the fucking want to do outside of plan B dude. Man my last beater too. Oh well. Life goes on dude, life goes on. in a box that a liquor store before I get him shipped out. I got a couple days to do it yet so yeah but I'm hoping to get it done today that would be most definitely what's up. Like I'm not going to ask anyone for a new cell phone if they have a use while they're not using like friends of mine cool if not you know plan B YouTube I'll sell my pie high hat on Etsy for seven eight hundred dollars and the person who buys you will get a free wand and a bar of tactical soap to go with it plus Plus an autograph and a shout out on the video. On a video. Because right now I can't go live, I do live videos or cooking videos until I get my my fucking cell phone fixed. Now I've logged into YouTube through Chrome on my computer several fucking times. Every time I go to log in, the session's pause. It makes me open up the YouTube app on my phone before it'll unlock me and let me go on my computer and go live. It's all for security purposes, which to some degree YouTube I appreciate Google being secure. And even though this was my last beer, I wasn't planning on having like a shit ton to be honest. Even if I got money to buy more booze. I put it towards my bank account on my cell phone. You know? So you're right now, if I get money in my PayPal, it's going towards getting Sean shipped off. And then potentially a new cell phone, Cobra spilled this beer on camera. Oh God, Josh freaked out incoming. Holy shit, he didn't freak out. He just said, that's what it is. Oh, look at that, Cobra can control his temper. Holy shit. Well, which sucks from Cobra can control his temper. Holy shit. But which sucks from my trolls, I bet, because it's not as entertaining. Now if you like watching an autistic person, such as myself, lose their fucking temper, you get some kind of sick entertainment out of that. There's something wrong with you, dude. Lose their fucking temper? You get some kind of sick entertainment out of that? There's something wrong with you dude. I hate packing tape. I fucking hate packing tape. Because they pain in the ass. Now get stuck and then you can't find the start of the scene. And you're like, you know what I'm saying? What's to deal with that stuff? Ah, God. Like, now at this point, I literally have, hold up. No alcohol. But that's fine. And it's just fine. You know what he wants to sit here and watch me try to get this fucking tape off the roll? Let's just… Everybody knows that struggle with packing tape. So anyways, I'll catch you later.