Original Video: Happy Halloween part 2
Good evening YouTube. This is… with another video it is oh, it is oh, Hallows Eve this is my costume today. One second. Yes, I got a lot of comments. Walking to and from my destinations. People are like sweet costume man. I'm just like yeah, costume. For basic intensive purposes, let's go with that. And now of course the staff I had with me for my costume, this particular staff right here, this is my staff. I made this myself and it turned out quite excellent. Now what did I do for, oh, how old was Eve? I dressed up and had a bit to drink. Go to my buddy Scots and I had a screwdriver. It was Tampeeko fruit punch mixed with pinnacle vodka. And then I went over to Steve and I had some sour apple crown mixed with a bunch of shit like soda, you know what I'm saying, like yeah. So overall it was not a bad Halloween at all I was feeling a bit depressed before hallows eve and now I don't feel so depressed I feel like a lot better I guess you know all right now I'm uploading part one of my Halloween video series. Part one I'm just walking around Casper doing my thing showing off my costume and I've seen these deer these deer just walking around and I stopped a quick video of those deer. This deer just walking around and I stopped to film a quick video of those deer. This year is part two of the King Cobra Halloween Special. Ooh. Part one I was like yeah I'll go more into depth with my costume. You know, boom. And part one didn't take too long to upload. Happy Halloween, part one, just uploaded to YouTube. And then if I go to the upload screen once more, I'll be able to upload this video. There's part one. Part one just uploaded to YouTube. Keep in mind, I might have been a little bit tipsy when I made the video, but it's my favorite holiday, so I figured, you know, it helps with the depression, it's my favorite holiday, it's a cause for celebration. Most definitely. Most definitely. Here's part two, and we just channeling, you know. Got some black cargos, you know. Yeah. Go and just whistle nonchalantly. Needless to see YouTube I had a very excellent Halloween. You know spending it with friends and enjoying company and making memories you know. And of course getting a little bit drunk by the end of my night my buddy Steve's brother was like bro you're too drunk to walk home I want to give you a ride home and I wasn't gonna knock that up honestly like I was grateful for that actually because I even I knew that hey I've had a ton of alcohol to drink today because it's Halloween you know I'm celebrating my favorite holiday my costume and what have you and I was like you know cops are gonna be out thick tonight and they see me staggering down the street. What are you doing? Oh, I'm just walking home, you know, I couldn't afford a taxi, so I'm just plain as smart and not driving home, you know. I had a couple to drink. It'd be enough for them to say that's a public in-tox charge, blah blah blah blah blah blah just now most the time the cops in this town don't fuck with me because one I'm autistic and two I don't have any arrest warrants like none I don't have any warrants I keep my nose clean you know I'm saying I keep my social circle small, you know. And there are just some people that you let them into your life, they can be toxic, you know. You really got to watch yourself with people. A lot of people pretend to be your friend and then they talk shit behind your back and it's like whatever, dude, you know what I'm saying? I mean misunderstandings or misunderstandings but it's you know. I just think that Halloween is the most awesomeest holiday ever. I can be my… I can be my creepy natural self and no one says shit about it. No one says… Oh look at that creeper what's he doing oh my god you look so creepy oh no it was Halloween they're like oh just some gothic autistic doing this thing The next couple of weeks I'll be on the hunt for a brand new spiked collar. Again, I'm not knocking Spencer's, I'm just saying. Some of their spiked collars, they made my neck break out in pimples and… You know, that leather breaks after a while and it's just like damn it so hit up a couple of pet stores here in town when I got some actual money to throw down on a spike collar and I can get one made I have a dog tag as is King Cobra and literally put it on the car. People ask, oh, is this for your dog? I'm like, no, this is for me, actually. My dog Chance passed away October 7th, a couple years ago, and he was an adopted dog. And he was one of the coolest dogs you ever met. He was a little social awkward, you know. My dog Chance was very socially awkward. And I could relate to that because of my Asperger's. You know, my dog Chance passed away. It was just smoking hot, blonde, veterinarian. And she put my dog chance to away. There was just smoking hot blonde veterinarian. And she put my dog chance to sleep and you know when you're a guy you try to be all macho tough you know there's a hot chick around you try to be all macho tough like I'm I want to show no emotion you know but putting my dog chance down I lost it I flat out lost it I was crying my eyes out. I had snot, dripping down my fucking nose. It was pathetic looking to be honest. And I felt like such a fucking retard. You know, I couldn't keep my god damn composure in front of this cute-ass veterinarian. You know, but on top of that, when my dog Chance saw me, you know, I comforted him in his final moments, I basically stayed until my dog chance's corpse pissed all over the mat in the veterinarian office. That's Halloween. Got to be a little bit grim, haha, huh? No, but… That shit, you know, when you witness your dog being put to sleep, that definitely changes the person. I can remember buying a bottle of wild turkey, honey-flavored whiskey. I put my dead dog's collar around my neck and I drank the entire fucking bottle of whiskey to help with I guess the grieving process of losing my dog. And it helped to some degree. Now what's weird about that is one thing I remember about my dog chance. Whenever I would see my dog he would always sit down he had this big old smile on his face and he would take his paw and he would you know pat my arm with his paw. And I was sitting in my apartment one day, I think a couple days after my dog Chance had passed away, and I was still kind of depressed about my dog dying, you know, it's very natural. And I felt this ghostly paw just pat me on the arm, straight up, just like Chance did when he was alive. That shit was trippy as fuck. And about three to four minutes after that, it stunk literally my entire apartment smelled like wet dog hair for a good solid four to five, six hours after that. And then when that wet dog hair smell dissipated, it was super spooky but at the same to know that… even though that wet dog hair smell dissipated, it was super spooky, but at the same time, it was comforting to know that, yeah, even though my dog Chance had passed away a couple years ago, by now, at the time when he did pass away, it was like he was saying, hey, I'm watching over you, you know. And I feel like that my dog chance is with me in spirits. I feel like his spirit follows me and protects me from evil spirits and what have you. He's also a spirit guide for my magical practice. If I go to ask the other side for advice, so to speak. Yeah. So now the part one is making people go, oh shit, part one. He captured deer just walking in town, wearing most of his costume. In part two, he's like, I want to detail more of my costume. It gets the fans excited. But yeah, I really can't complain about my Halloween, I must say, it was another pleasant Halloween. I definitely feel a lot better than I did before. I was depressed over some stupid shit that happened earlier in the week, you know. We all have those days where it's just like, ah… I was depressed over some stupid shit that happened earlier in the week, you know. We all have those days where it's just like, ah. Having a bad day just sucks. You try so hard to be a productive member of society. And sometimes circumstances don't play out perfectly and shit just happens, you know. But I've definitely had enough alcohol to drink you can hear in my speech I'm all slurry blurry like you know that YouTube I was kind of tipsy when I started that Halloween video part one and now I'm just I wouldn't say I'm extremely drunk but I would definitely say I'm a little bit drunk just a little bit just a wee bit. When a friend invites you over for drinks and what have you you know I'm looking to turn that down I'm gonna grab a soda however because I ain't a little bit of non-alcoholic beverage to kind of even me out just a little bit a little bit you know just a little bit you know I'm going to turn that down. I am going to grab a soda, however, because I need a little bit of non-alcoholic beverage to kind of even me out just a little bit, you know what I'm gonna say some shit. YouTube, I'm gonna say some shit that's gonna blow your mind. Have you noticed that candy bars have been getting smaller? When I was a kid growing up in the 90s, you get a Snickers bar, it was like that big. Decent size, it wasn't, we don't getlessly big, but it was, you know, and then I go to the store to get a Snickers bar and you're smaller. And subconsciously I wasn't thinking about it. I was just thinking, I'm gonna buy me a Snickers, you know what I'm saying? But then several months after I bought those, bought that Snickers bar, several months after I bought that bar, I've seen this video on YouTube, top 10 foods that are shrinking or changing from this year to that year, you know, one of those videos, you know what I'm saying? And, um… It was like, recedes, peanut butter cups, and snickers have shrunken in size. And they were pointing this out, and as soon as they pointed it out, I'm like, I start thinking about it, and I'm like, that makes total sense. Now a lot of the candy companies are very what you call health conscious, you know. A lot of the candy companies think we're going to be health conscious. In order to fight childhood obesity, they think, let's just make our candy bars smaller than they'll eat less. Okay, I hate to beat the bearer of bad news, but making your product smaller isn't going to make people eat less of it. It's probably going to make them eat more of it, because subconsciously they're like, hey, I'm not getting my usual fix here, what the hell. As it is Halloween, kids are trick-or-treating, I figured, you know what? This is a perfect topic to discuss for a YouTube video. I have noticed this. There are some soda companies and candy companies that are shrinking their proportion sizes and their cans and wrappers in order to combat childhood obesity and trying to make people more healthy. Okay, here's the thing, Slick. This is a regular-sized canned soda. It's not Mountain Dew, but it's Mountain Lightning. It tastes just like Mountain Dew. It tastes just fine. It's caffeine, it's sugary goodness. I'm not complaining. I'm just saying this is a regular-sized can of soda. I have seen it. Some of the major brands are shrinking their product size. Because they're like… This is a regular size can of soda. I have seen it. Some of the major brands are shrinking their product size. Because they're like, oh, you know, we don't want to make people unhealthy, you know. Dude, come on. Okay, if you want to fight childhood obesity, you need to educate children on moderation. You need to be real with children for a second. Like, look, little dude or little do that. I know sugar's delicious. I know candy and sugar and soda. It's delicious. It tastes good. It makes you feel good. Because when you eat sugar, it releases those feel-good chemicals in your brain. Oh yes, eating sugar releases dopamine in your brain. That's why a lot of people crave sugar. It's a dopamine release. They're much like tobacco, alcohol, or caffeine in that in that regard. And because of that, a lot of people are like, hey, they're having a shitty day, they don't smoke cigarettes, but you know what, they're gonna eat some chocolate to make themselves feel better you know what I'm saying but it recently after that top 10 video I've noticed it like candy companies are shrinking their portions and all that's doing is pissing off the adults who've enjoyed them for years you're not combating childhood obesity by shrinking your proportions you're just saving your company a couple bucks is what you're doing and then your excuses oh we're trying to make children less fats so we're to make our product smaller no what you need to do is teach the children about moderation. But like, hey, it's cool to have sugar every now and then, but don't go crazy with it. Because if you go crazy with sugar, you can get cavities and shit. And cavities are no fun. I can testify to that. You don't brush your teeth enough, and if you eat a shit ton of sugar in your diet it's going to give you cavities. On top of that if you don't exercise regularly all that sugar and fatty stuff that you eat in your diet builds up and then you get fat and it's just unhealthy and disgusting. However, two things, not trying to brag, okay again I am not trying to brag, but I have a high metabolism. I don't have a car, so I walk everywhere I go when the weather gets colder. So even in the summertime, when I'm riding my biking in the wintertime, I'm walking everywhere. I get my exercise. I stay fit. You know, I try to, you know. I mean, for someone my age, I'm 26 years old, damn near almost 200 pounds, but most of that solid muscle, you know. People have told me I'll look good for my size considering how beefy I am. You know, I'm not the most confident person in the world, but there you go. Now for me to sit here and completely say, oh tobacco and soda is bad for you, but here I am smoking my tobacco pipe and drinking soda. It'd make me a hypocrite. So you know what I'm saying? Like, come on now. You know, I'm not a heavy tobacco smoker. You know, I can burn through a pack of cigarettes in like two days flat, you know. But back to back ends up being a lot cheaper because it smells better, it's a lot cheaper, there's less chemicals used in the tobacco process to make it. Well… I had some, uh… Not shows earlier, but my buddy Steve called it called it taco salad and that was pretty good. Normally, you know, I don't like being a bum and eating other people's food but when someone offers to feed you, it's rude to a decline and you know, to be fair, I wasn't going to have to turn down basically nachos, you know, I'm saying like that shit was good Yeah But no, you know what I'm saying like if you get too Swifty Then you gotta find a way home like you try to walk it's a distance away. Yeah, it's just Yeah It's just a way of bite to it. And then I got this creamy vanilla on the side. The black cabin dish is a bit more expensive but it's a lot stronger in nicotine. This is a mixture of a cigar I had earlier plus a vanilla pipe tobacco. And it's better than digging an ashtray. It's fucking pack a pinch in your pipe and you're good to go. I've been working on my newest album, Trails of the Abyss, and I have, I think, two or three songs done on it so far. But I'm working on it, so many of it surely, you know, you can't rush a decent album. I have a feeling that when I do release this, my next album, my fans are really going to dig it. I didn't eat a ridiculous amount of candy on Hallows Eve, of course, but I did have at least one or two pieces of candy on you know. Just enough sure to pet me up and make me feel a little bit better about… You know, this and that, whatever, you know, and that whatever you know irrelevant shit I acknowledge it could be worse YouTube straight up I'm going to do a product review for you all on YouTube. A couple of product reviews. Because me just sitting here smoking my pipe and drinking soda is not that entertaining. Where's the… Where's the pazazazaz? So I'm going to give you a couple product reviews for YouTube so you're not just sitting here born out of your mind. Now part one had these deer just wandering in town. Part two is gonna have something that hooks you to it, not just me mumbling about random shit…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. tobacco down for a decade here. Yeah. I'll be right back YouTube, I got you on my phone right now. Aye. Okay YouTube I'm doing a product review Are the shit? I don't care what anyone fucking says. Like, out of all the chips in the world. That I've tried so far. Not Chocees, Doritos. I have a strange addiction to these things, man. Because if I buy one bag, I could literally sit here and eat the entire bag in one sitting, and not gain a single fucking pound, but I'll be sitting here like, uh, have on the fucking gerrinos or orgasm or some shit, like, fuck yeah, I talk about Snack and Strong motherfucker. Okay. Now I'm not going to eat all of these on camera, because I want to save some of these for a recipe. I'm doing for a cooking video later on in the week but at least enough to do a product review for YouTube people are like well we all know you like Doritos that's just that's just no bullshit there is something so tantalizingly cheesy good about For some people who don't live in the United States, you can't get these very easily. There are a lot of people who live in like Germany or like the UK or Australia or what have you or even Canada. I got fans all over the world, motherfucker. So you can't get these American products like I can. I'm telling you right now, if you have not tried gerrinos, you are missing out. You are missing out on life. Like I said there's enough in this bag like you can see the inside of it real quick. Just boom right there. Oh yeah. Mmm. That cheesy crunch. Mm. President Donald J. Trump likes Lays potato chips. You know what? I can respect that. Lays potato chips are pretty good. Oh You fucks, you eating them, and your fingertips get covered in all that cheesy goodness, fucking lick that shit off, fucking shit, who gives a shit? Okay? You're eating gerrinos, you're enjoying that cheesy crunch game, you're enjoying that cheesy crunch game, you're getting gerrinos dust all over your fingertips, fuck the napkin bee, just fucking like that shit off your fingers, dude. If you're gonna snack strong. Snack boldly. Whatever their slogan may be. Hmm. I mean some of you are gonna be like okay you claim you can eat an entire party size back of your eatos in one sitting that's just sad. To my response is, fuck you, gerrietos are the shit. I mean, come on. You gotta crave for some snack food? This is the way to go, man. All gerritos healthy? Nah. Who cares if gerritos aren't healthy? They're delicious. And you have one life. Enjoy that shit. Some of you are going to look at me like, okay, this cracker really likes Jerusalem. Some of you are going to look at me like, oh, this cracker really likes is Doritos. Oh, damn. I'm not going to lie. This right here, you know. Mm…….. Hmm. These things are so fucking good. The more big-ass pitch. This right here. This little bastard tried escaping. This little bastard tried escaping. I doing later on in the week. A lot. One second. One second. One second. One second. Okay, those Doritos, natural cheese? Yeah. Yeah. People want to ask me, hey, how you feel about them Gerido's cool ranch chips? Yeah, cool ranch is all right, but not too cheap as words. Ah, man. But eating that much chips in one sitting, that drives the fuck out of your mouth. But however, when I say product review, I fucking mean it. There's product number one. Not so cheese to wheels or where it's at. Product number two. What do we have here? Oh shit! Are these… Oh, oh, oh, oh, YouTube. Look, pizza-flavored pringles. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Now I'm also saving these for my chicken recipe, but I'm going to eat a couple on camera. I want to do a little product review. You know what I'm saying? Because it's Haloseve, baby. It's Haloseve, baby. You don't hear a fresh can open up. Right there. You see a puffy that is? Yeah. When you open that fresh can of pringles look at that a pringles Oh damn Don't want to lose that All right, so when you open up a can of pringles, you don't All right, so when you open up a can of pringles, you don't… Let's see if I can say pringles without sounding like a complete retard. When you open up a can of pringles, you tear this thing off. You don't even need it. That's what this is for. This is a company who's like, okay, you eat a couple, you want to keep them fresh, boom, lid right there, problem solved. But now I'm not fucking around. These right here are the legitimate pizza pringles. Let's see how they do. Oh Holy shit. Oh, watch. Oh, watch. Oh, you too. You too. You too. You too. You too. It almost feels like that these should be illegal because of how it's tasty because you really you literally feel guilty eating these because they taste because you really you literally feel guilty eating these because they taste that fucking good just Just sort of, ooh. Like I'm not even bullshit in you. Pizza Pringles are so fucking good. Like you want the top two chips to try if you're visiting the states. Pizza Pringles and Nacho cheese Doritos. Yeah. Mmm. Mm. Mm. Now it says pizza pringles correct? Yes. The first initial, I'm going to save these, the first initial, I'm going to save these for the chicken recipe, because I don't want to eat too much of these, going to have enough for the batter. Now with these pizza pringles, the first initial taste, you get that real tomato-wee sort of pizza sauce taste. You're like, all right, where's this going? You keep chewing on that pizza pringle, then you swallow it. then you swallow it. And literally the aftertaste on these pizza pring then you swallow it and literally the aftertaste on these pizza pringle tastes kind of like pizza I don't know how the fuck they do it but what they can do with food is pretty fucking cool I'll show you a little trick you can do with pringles okay and you can do several things. This is a Pringles trick. Everybody should fucking know. You take two Pringles and you flip one over it just like that. So it's just like that. Excuse me. Pringles duck beak. I'm trying to make a duck beak out of Pringle's. There we go. Yeah. Okay maybe two more wouldn't hurt. Yeah I want to save the rest of these for my chicken recipe that I want to do but yeah pizza pringles are the shit yes they are. They're delicious. Now hints of a chicken recipe you say? I'll throw this away real quick. Now hints of a chicken recipe you say. I'll throw this away real quick. Oh yes you too. I will be remaking… I'll be remaking my deep fried chicken video.