Happy V Day

Original Video: Happy V Day

What up YouTube? You too? Happy Valentine's Day. It's your boy King Cobra. We're live from the YouTube layer. Ha ha ha ha ha. Check out the new customized girl t-shirt that I just dropped on my store. No, I'm not alone because I have a lot of people who care about me. Check out the tactical soap, Coupon Co. King Cobra. I got some alcohol courtesy of one of my fans who sent it's, they sit with the money. To get it. Also, fuck Joseph Garbellis. Godbell is, that was a shout out, I did not mean to give on my YouTube channel, I had no idea who he was, and one of my fans sent me a text message saying that he was a World War II Nazi scientist, fuck that asshole. And fuck my loser trolls too, you know what I'm saying, they count on the fact that I'm extremely autistic, I'm not going to be able to like you know what I'm saying? Cheers fan grill cakes. We got some Wyoming-made jollapenio and bacon-flavored vodka made in the good old state of Wyoming. So I want to drink combo out of my Wyoming-Shion-Yoming accomplice beer glass with half Mountain Dew and half of the Halloween yo. And fuck the mass shooting that happened in Michigan. That was just so unnecessary dude. Like three people were killed, eight people were shot, including the gun men who shot himself. I'm so tired of these fucking mass shootings, dude. There's no need for it. I may not be the biggest fan of Valentine's Day, but I tell you what. There's just need for it. I may not be the biggest fan of Valentine's Day but I tell you what man there's just not enough love in the world you know. Show your boys some love man. Hit a cash app or pay pal. I'll give you a shout out. Then I have a drink and make some wands man. This vodka will warm me up on a cold winter's day for sure. But check out the new t-shirt man, I just do that. I think so I call it pain you know I taste like jov I taste like I'll eat it. Oh I taste like jollapeno or than anything. Huh. It's not bad. I fuck with it. Nicholas, happy Valentine's Day to you and your girlfriend. Thank you for your donation. He says he's in Ohio cleaning up the chemicals from a train derailments so he's not able to be worth there on this holiday. Yeah. Shout out to Seamus, happy birthday, happy dirty 30 and also, happy Valentine's Day. Thank you, Amelia. I did shot you out, you must not have seen it's. I don't really taste bacon so much as it tastes like how it, oh wait there it is, kind of like on the aftertaste. Shout out to Hannah. Happy birthday. friend Charles, thank you for your $10. That's all right. It's all right. It's an acquired taste, but I like it. I'm not going to say I hate it. I'm a biggest fan of it, but it's all right. It's just drink combo. It's something to take the edge off, because we're all sitting here hating Valentine's Day, so you're not alone, man. That's why I do my Valentine's Day streams. Should we fire up a Terrence pop video and go full Big Town feminist. Okay, now Valentine's Day is a really depressing time of year for a lot of people so I'll come right on say it who gives a shit if you don't have anyone to spend it with come spending with Cobra have a drink fuck sickos you know so if you're thinking about doing some self-delayed. with Cobra, have a drink, f-sickos, it goes, you know? So if you're thinking about doing some self-delition, you know, just say it's not worth it. So we got a Terrence Pop video that says instead of committing the S-word, learn how to laugh at life. Exactly. Learn how to laugh at life. Exactly. What's going on you homeless hopo sapiens? I'm a homophobic as they say. And I'm toxic male, it's the pet punisher and this is Grunt Speak, not so. Lark from the lair! We got a nice live saved story for you. This guy is number… Well, actually he would be number 509. Five oh nine. Make sure he said them is five oh nine. I will definitely send him his five oh nine. This actually comes from crimson hawk and he just recently linked us up with Henry Brazilian who we did a live stream with. Yeah, great guy definitely make sure to look him up and follow his channel. He is I think he's gonna be going to be going places, he knows the drill and he's very smart. But this particular… The reason why I like it is because it shows you just how far down that rabbit hole into oblivion can go. And be able… If you're alone on Valentine's Day, you fucking… Watch some horn, fucking masturbate, get it out your system and then move on with your day. Fire up chatterbates. Yeah. Right now I'm sipping on some Wyoming-made Hallepennial Bacon-flavored Varka. And it's not the tastiest, no offense to my home state, but I'll fuck with it. It's a drink, dude. I like jalapenial-favored stuff. I'm coming around to it. It's not how bad, actually. So, certainly not the worst drink I've had. What the fuck was that one shit called? My fans, who live in Chicago, you know the stuff I'm talking about? I can't remember the fucking name of it, but it's like, that's rough. Speaking of somebody who's been told to off themselves by numerous trolls, you know what? My trolls tell me to kill myself, I look at them and go, you first. I want to see you do it. You know, and you just got to be a bigger asshole to your trolls. And eventually they go, what the fuck am I doing with my life? I literally do not have to do shit to get inside these people's heads. I'm already there. Frock patrols, they can lick my buck rack. When you win them on YouTube trolls, man, I would say, you know what, don't kill yourself. You know, your addition addition your addiction to Cobra is really unhealthy but there is help my friend all you have to do is say I hate Cobra's videos nobody's forcing me to watch them so why the fuck am I here? also to comply with YouTube's guidelines this beverage and I'm consuming for Valentine's Day is for 21 and up. It must be old enough to consume beverages. There's all the alcohol I have for Valentine's Day. Honestly, that's all I need, you know. That'll be enough to do the trick. Scarfish down while watching some Terence Pop, make some magic wands, you know. My account is in the negative from splurging on a Super Bowl Sunday party which was epic to say the least. But it's all good, Mon. So I got some food to eat later when I get hungry. epic to say the least. But it's all good mom, so I got some food to eat later when I get hungry. I got part of that sandwich I have left. Plus I got a couple of frozen wings I can microwave up kind of thing, so yeah. That's what I'll be eating later on the day. when I get hungry. The other thing more miserable than my fucking YouTube trolls with all these God damn mass shootings. And a lot of people are frustrated because it's like, what are you supposed to do man? People are sitting there going, they won't do anything about it. I'm like, well, there's only so much you can do, man. You know, having like, uh, metal detectors, installed everywhere, armed guards, outside of our stores, our grocery stores, our churches, or schools. It's fucking sad that we have to consider hiring armed guards just to fucking make sure people behave themselves. Now, I, uh, I hate mass shooting as more than I love guns to be true as but with you. And guns are not the problem. People are the problem because people are the ones that invented guns in the first place. All these fucking radical libtards who were constantly blaming the guns for everything. It's like you might also well blame the Grand Theft Auto to all you're at it, like, fuck off, mate. That's so cliche. But it's not the time to have that argument, dude. I feel so horrible. Every time I hear about these god damn mass shootings, all I wanna do is blast some dreamer by Ozzie Osborne and just, you know. What I like about that song is it says, Without each other's help, there ain't no hope for us. Like I'm so numb, I'm so used to being bullied in teeth and harassed, I'm so sick and tired of it. I'm so sick and tired of hearing about fucking mass shootings too man. It's just like why, what's the point? This video has been age restricted to people 18 years of age or older, and it is not suitable for a younger audience. I did make more family friendly videos on occasion just because it makes for a good filler video, you know. But yeah. No, I worry about people I care about because of these fucking mass shootings, you know, like, ugh, I don't want to think about the YouTube troll channels. These fucking trolls need to step the fuck back and realize I could have your shit flagged and taken down. But I'm like, dude, you gotta think how fucking miserable are my YouTube trolls? The only joy they get in out of life is tormenting me. So I provide that kind of entertainment for people. I say I have had it man, shit. Your obsession with me is only going to make me more famous. It's the truth. We're not most famous as fucking Aussie, I was born by the time I'm fority. What the fuck are you going to be doing with your life? Nothing. You'll be sitting there going, oh, oh, jeez. Cobra built his clock-towered mansion. What am I doing in my life? Hey, Cobra, your clock-towered mansion sucks. And I'm like, hey man I would sacrifice my clock-towered mansion to end mass shootings. I'm so sick of it dude. I'm so bloody fucking sick of it. Now when I built my clock-towered mansion I am going to have like a Hickok 45-style shooting range behind my house. I don't have… you know the content I'll create for my channel will get insatially better than it already is. You'll have carolarm bell tower videos, frickin., you know. If you want to help King Cobra JFS build his clock tower mansion, get the subscribe button. Realistically, I wouldn't have to get signed by anyone to do it. If I got famous enough on YouTube, I could easily do it. Oh yeah, I could smell the jolapenio on that. Like the smell of the vodka, I could definitely smell the jalapenio on the bacon. It smells good to be honest. I love jalapenos and bacon. and you got to think like gender wise, there's an equal amount of pressure for guys to find a date as there are for chicks. You know, it's what it is. Guys are sitting there being pressured to find a woman to spend it with and to spoil, whereas women are being pressured to find a guy to spoil them. And in today's modern day society, they should just come right out and say it, happy international simp day you assholes. I just like as a man how I'm expected to be nice to women and then as soon as I try I get called a simp and I get told I'm just trying to get pussy. And I'm like well if I do get laid out of the deal, it's a bonus. I care about women and women's rights because it's the right thing to do and you cannot expect women to give a fuck about men or men's rights if you don't care. It's kind of how gender equality works. Big Tal feminist, say what? And people are looking me go, Cobra, you overgrown toddler, there's no such thing as a Big Tal feminist. And I'm like, bullshit! If people can identify as non-binary and the opposite sex at the same time, then why can't I identify as a big towel feminist? in the jollapenia, I'm liking it dude. The face that I was making earlier, you know, it isn't a quiet taste but I'm warming up to this drink combo. It's Valentine's Day, y'all. I'm depressed because of all the mass shootings. And because I don't have a girlfriend and because it's Valentine's Day, you know. I'm like, I'm depressed about a lot of things, you know, the state of our society we live in is so bad shit crazy. Just know it doesn't matter if I go alive or not I'm still going to have more love and support than my trolls do so do with that with what you will. Screaming at the window, watch me die another day. Can I ask a question? I've been saying for like the last couple of fucking days. It's Valentine's Day if you don't have anyone to celebrate it with, to celebrate it loving yourself. You know, I meant that in more ways than one. Having a wink, giddling your clit, whatever, you know. Spend it loving your family, your idols, and your closest friends. And if you're like me, that also includes my YouTube fans. Cheers. I remember about one Valentine's Day where people paid like 50 bucks to see me in my cock holster, and I did it, and I got a two-week strike on YouTube for it, which I thought was kind of a horse. to see me in my cock holster and I did it and I got a two week strike on YouTube for it which I thought was kind of a horse considering all these hot of age young chicks that I see on YouTube trying on micro bikinis and their shit might get age restricted but like YouTube looks at that and goes well Cobra you got a huge cock and a nice ass. No, we can't have that. We can't have it on YouTube. So yeah, no cock holster this Valentine's Day, folks. Although I still have it. Currently, I'm free-balling in my pajamas, just ticking back on a snowy Valentine's day afternoon, sipping on some jolapeno bacon bark, mixed with Mountain Dew. And it's pretty, it's all right. It's not the tastiest combo I've had. Oh…. That's got a bite to it…. I'm actually starting to like that vodka now. So if you're a lower on Valentine's Day don't trip out about it. Watch a King Cobra JFS video check out my new anti-Valentines Day t-shirt. Yeah! Now, one of my trolls felt a need to call me a retard because I spelled it wrong. And then when I looked it up, sure as shit I did. So thank you to the YouTube troll who corrected my spelling. Now the shirt's approved and spelled correctly. Winning! spell correctly, winning. How it says I heart you, but the word heart is crossed out and replaced with the word fart. And on the back, how it says kill Cupid, I like it. Yeah. Now, sex is not a need, it is a want. I'm so sick and tired, and Valentine's Day is the perfect example of how society puts pressure on people to get laid. Fuck Elliot Rogers. That asshole pulled the mass shooting because he couldn't get laid. How much you want to bet if men and women had less pressure in society to be socially accepted into like casual consenting adult sex? You know? What's Elliot Rogers favorite emo band? Give up bullet for my Valentine. Sean joke and You know what they say man, sometimes he's gotta shoot your shot, you know, give it it okay. I'm sorry folks, I wasn't poor taste. Satan's my buddy. for making that joke. Sometimes making fucked up jokes is how I process, you know, the depressing shit in our society. You know, so I can relate to Bob Sagged when he said that's just how, you know, rest of peace, fucking, you know, when you, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a when you, a fucked up situation and you're not sure how to process your emotions, you make a joke about it because segue back to this Terrence Pop video, you learn to laugh at life a little bit, you know. You know, the right goth girl coming to my life is going to keep being patient, doing my thing, rocking my tactical soap, coupon code, king, Cobra. Honestly though, hate mass shootings and that's why I feel like a shit piece of shit for making that joke. It's live so I can't take it back. Oh geez. Now geez. As Bill Barr once famously said, oh Geez. You know, I can tell some really fucked up jokes, but I'm not gonna because You know, I don't watch my shit man. I don't want to get another weak ban for having a smart mouth Like Cobra that's smart mouth ears Now here's the thing about ladies. Valentine's Day is all about the chicks and finding a man to spool you rotten. Okay, Valentine's Day is never for a dude. And you know what? Us dudes are incredibly easy to buy Valentine's Day for. We don't need flowers. We don't even need chocolates, although chocolate is delicious. If Cobra had a favorite chocolate. We don't even need chocolates, although chocolate is delicious. If Cobra had a favorite chocolate, it'd have to be the Queen Anne, chocolate covered cherries. Those are simply just delectable, to say the least. But, okay, you know what? Honestly, if you want to please your man on Valentine's Day, fucking A, give him some good sex, give him some good head, cook him a steak, give him a beer. Suck his dick while he's a gentleman when he gets done eating his steak, we'll fucking suck your pussy off of giving him the best Valentine's Day he's ever fucking had. Yeah, you know what? That's just it. That's why women hate men. It's because we're simple. Guys are simple to please. We don't require a whole lot to be happy, dude. And it drives women bat shit crazy. You want to fucking get your girlfriend, something for Valentine's day. Make her a homemade cheesesecake. And it drives women bat shit crazy. You wanna fucking get your girlfriend something for Valentine's Day. Make her a homemade cheesecake. If your girlfriend loves strawberries, dude, you make her a strawberry chocolate swirl cheesecake. Oh yeah, and you fucking eat her pussy out while she's eating it. And we turn the favor, see what I'm saying? Yeah. cucumber slices for her eyes and she's sitting there eating that cheesecake while you massage her feet and her shoulders. You tell her how pretty she is. Make her feel like a goddess like your queen, your bay, you know what I'm saying? And if you can't afford diamonds, you know, Bath and Body Works, Chicks Love, Bath and Body Works. You get her a gift card to her favorite takeout, her favorite sit-down restaurants. Like, if your girlfriend is the biggest Olive Garden fan, I fucking love me, some Olive Garden. It's thought of, okay, and no disrespect, because Olive Garden, you get her a gift card to Bath and Bodyworks. I love me some Olive Garden. It's not, okay, and no disrespect because Olive Garden is not authentic Italian. Okay, just get that right now. Okay, set it there. However, if your girlfriend loves Olive Garden, okay, you get her a gift card to Bath and Body Works and a nice $50 gift card to Olive Garden. You know, on top of the bath and everything else. Yeah, now, even if you can't afford a whole, like, extravagant, big, you know, five-star, fucking Valentine's Day dinner. If you get her a card and a flower flower, that's all you can afford, you know, that shows you that, that'll show your girlfriend that you at least care. You know, Valentine's Day shouldn't be about how expensive the gifts are, how nice they try. It should be about you spreading the love, man. It's pretty tasty. Now, if you and your girlfriend are having a little sexy, fun, little bedroom ballet, if you will, get yourself some KY, mine, plus hers. It's the pink and blue shit. You can get it at Walgreens or fucking Walmart's. would highly recommend. Yeah. So look if you use Loub during sexy time, I would highly recommend. KY, mine plus hers. The pink goes on her vagina and the blue stuff goes on goes on your cock and by themselves separately it's like oh when they combine fireworks not a sponsor. Now if you find yourself getting bored with your sex life, fucking spice things up, try different things, you know. Try some bondage, you know, fucking role-playing, you know, or maybe you add like chocolate to the mix, like maybe you squeeze some chocolate all over her pussy and titties and lick it off, you know, fucking. Get creative with it, man. Don't let your sex life dieanks you with a riding crop. Ooh, and drips candle wax on your lower back. You've been a very bad boy. Now I must spank you. Puch! Oh, yes, Mistress! You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? It's Valentine's Day dude. I'm giving you all some solid advice. I'm like in this drink combo now. At first I was kind of iffy on it. Like, it's all right. But then now I'm warming up to it, man. I'm liking it. Cheers… it's all right but then I'm warm I'm warming up to it man I'm like it cheers and let me tell you something going back to the fucking cock sucker Elliot Rogers if that motherfucker would have waited patiently enough and said fuck these skanks I'll find a hot blonde someday and just keep doing your YouTube videos there's literally that that one chick on YouTube who's obsessed with Elliot Rogers and she puts his face on these t-shirts and wears it. That would have been his first blonde girlfriend. He would have been so happy with her. But he gave into the pressures of society and systematic oppression. It's like, okay, if you want some pussy, fucking shooting up a college campus ain't the way to do it. If you want to shoot your load, that's not the way to do it. I mean I mean I taste the jollapino taste. jalapeno. And my final thoughts on this vodka is I fuck with it. I like the jalapeno taste. It's got a little bit of jalapeno bite to it. Not bad, YouTube. But yeah man if you're going to press on Valentine's Day it's just that's just one day in the year dude what pisses me off about today is that okay if you have a girlfriend or boyfriend and you spend 364 days out of the year loving them and respecting them why should today be any difference and you go the extra mile that's the only difference and don't be worried about? So you go the extra mile? That's the only difference. And don't be worried about giving your other half the best God damn Valentine's Day they've ever had because that's pressure for next year. Just focus on enjoying each other's company. Eating some romantic food and fucking like Jack Rabbits. And furthermore, can we just, my inner feminist is coming. take food and fucking like jackrabbits. And furthermore, can we just, okay, my inner feminist is coming out. Why the fuck is it called romance? Because women also wanna be swood and wade? Why the fuck is the word man and the word romance? I feel like that's sexist in my opinion. And your dick no longer gets hard and you can't even take pills to get it up. That sucks mates, but that doesn't mean the fun has to stop. And you know what? If you're a man your dick can't get hard and you can't take pills to make it hard. So what? You're still a man? Okay. Okay, look at me. Mano to Mano. You can't move on the fuck. Okay, you're still a man. Just because your dick doesn't get hard, doesn't mean you're less of one. You know what I'm saying? I'm so fucking tired of society always making it about our penis size, you know? Women, you know what that's like women, you know? Women being told it's all about your boob size? Being told that you're not a real man because you're dicking. That's easy for you to say, Cobra, you have a huge cock. I'm like, yeah, I was blessed with that. Thank you. got to pump a little faster. No big deal. If you got a bigger cock, you got to pump a little bit slower. Just a little bit slower. If you got a huge cock, you know, you started off nice and slow and then very slowly build up speed. You don't want to just like rec her cervix, dude. Come on. You got to put yourself in the female's position, dude. You're having some shit inserted inside in a side of you. Okay. So, so it's a little bit. So. So, you got a little bit. You got a little bit. You got a little. You got a little. You got. You got a little. You got. You got. You got a little. You got. You got a. You got a. You got a. You got a. You got a. You got a. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. You're having some shit inserted inside of you. Okay? So it'd be nice if like men could be a little bit more sensitive to these issues that women have to face. If you're a woman and you want some cock because you're straight, and I know what that girl gets you some, it's Valentine's Day, fucking. You'd think that men would be a little bit more compassionate Let me ask you this fellas No homo, but if you were having someone stick their dick inside of you What you want them to be a little bit more compassionate and sympathetic to your needs? And to make you feel pretty you know that didn't sound right the way. Okay, you get when I'm jiving that man. right now. There's some like 200 pound hairy hairy disgusting male wants to fuck you. Yeah. Good. I'm straight and I'm even even here. I'mands right now but I'll probably make some after the stream if it's not too late. I did not answer the door when I am streaming. No offense to anyone. 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Support independent non-one films and stream these great not so same titles for free on tubing links below it was 2018 and around Christmas I was living out of the car in the back and honestly I'm straight for up-age women so fuck my YouTube trolls sending grinder dates to my fucking door. It's beyond pathetic. It's so obvious my YouTube trolls are gay and they can't admit it. And if they have a huge crush on King Cobra and they fantasize about me doing things that I'm not into. Yeah, no, and it's like, of course they're going to pull this crap. It's Valentine's Day. Like, oh, wouldn't it be funny to watch Cobra, huh, on camera, ha, ha, ha. And it's like, sorry,, this just smells like Christmas. And you just smell the hot chocolate and the cinnamon. Yeah, yeah. Listen, I've, I've, I've, I've, This is so annoying. You're good, you're good. Is it a pay for? Yeah, but I'm just warming. I'm sorry, 28 on here, that's what I say. Yeah. I don't see, 28 on here, that's what I say. I don't know, I'm sorry. Oh, let's show Cobra. We'll turn on a minute. Oh, so it's baseball. It's all right. Oh, I don't want that. Oh, my phone has been turned ourselves. Let's show Coburn. We'll turn a minute. Fuck up. My car behind churches. At the time I was going through a demon arc. I was going around town trying to pick fights with random strangers. Always drunk, working, shit, temp jobs. Like no offense to anyone, but if it's paid for, drop it up at the door, and I'll get it after the fucking strain. If it's not paid for take it back because I'm not gonna pay for a fucking salad dude Still wasn't over my ex or the fact that she had an abortion. I tried to stop her, but the bitch over the counter told her it's your body your choice. He doesn't have a say No, he doesn't he fucking doesn't know what he doesn't he doesn't have a say He fucking doesn't, you know, a offense of offense body your choice. He doesn't have a say No, he doesn't He fucking doesn't no offense of terrorists proper Blake, but men do not have a say what women can do with their body I'm sick of it you do you too You know, call me a sim, go ahead. But men do not call me a sim, go ahead. But men do not have any idea what it's like. But men do not have any idea what it's like. You go through the crap that women have to go through. And that's and listen right. That is absolutely devastating for and else really fucking sad. I don't have to fucking order. domino salads. Send it to my YouTube tools apartments and not pay for it just to to fuck with them. I'm already inside their fucking head and y'all proved it by doing that crap. Especially if you want to have the kid. But she decides to flush it. I mean that is savage. And they want to sit there and say, oh it's not murder, it's just a clump of cells. Yeah. and say oh it's not murder it's just a clump of cells yeah get the hell out of here and these women want to claim i disagree pop it's not murder it is just a clump of cells okay it's not murder until they exit the womb fucking god dude Oh yeah, you got cold, bro, holy shit. How is this trolling dude? You literally sent me free food. How is that trolling? Sincerely, let me ask you this. Even if I don't eat salad that often. Like, fucking stupid, dude. Good job, we found that where Colbert lives because we're a bunch of obsessive cock-stucking losers. Ha! Look at this salad YouTube! Holy shit! Classic Garden salad! Holy Shihts, classic garden salad. Ha ha! And just to stick it to the trolls. I'm going to eat this on camera. Do me a second. Oh, good job. We got Cobra. Oh, Cobra. Cobra doesn't like vegetables, so we send him some. Ha-ha. I don't mind vegetables, to be honest. I have around this here, fucking sandwich. Like if you support guns but you're against abortion rights because that's murder you're a fucking hypocrite Just saying I don't have reproductive freedoms a man can't do that. No not by a lot. That's why you're mad that women for saying that dude Would your argument against abortion be the same if men had the same reproductive rights as women? Again, gender equality is Valentine's Day. He can't decide he doesn't want the baby and end it at any point. He'll go to jail. Well, not jail, prison, let's be honest. Whereas a woman, she can decide at any point even after the child is born and in some states up to a month after it's born to terminate it. And it's totally fine. You're just exercising your God-given reproductive free. Okay, that's fucked off, man. If you've already given birth to the child and it's a month after they've actually did your womb, you should not be allowed to do that. That's messed up. At that point, just give the baby up for adoption. You know, I'm sorry but you want to call me, what you want to call me dude, I think abortion should be legal to the child and they're a fully developed fetus. At that point even I'm like no dude give it up for adoption. However there are some studies that show that abortions can actually save lives YouTube. Like okay here's a what-if scenario. No offense to Terence, Top or Blake. doesn't have the abortion, the baby's going to come out dead and it's going to kill her as well. Then what? Now God forbid anyone who has to be put into that situation where the doctor says, for example, Mrs. Stevenson, if you give birth to this baby, it will kill you and your unborn baby. And the only way to save your life is to have an abortion. Now for a lot of people who are looking forward to starting a family, that would be heartbreaking so they now you got to make this choice. You know, and those are the what-if scenarios that make life so god damn shitty. I support abortion rights, however, there should be a cutoff point where it's like, okay. I support abortion rights, however, if you do an ultrasound, and the baby is fully developed, I'm like unless it's medically necessary for medical reasons, then give it up for adoption, dude. Options too, don't they? Well, yeah, they have the triple, I call it the AAA insurance plan. Adopt, abandoned, and abort. There you go. Men can't do any of the above. No, you got pay or run. No, that's the truth. I agree with Terrace, pop and Blake on that. Men do not have the same rights as women when it comes to these issues. If men are scared shit list and they don't want to step up, to step up to the plate, and they're like, nope, I'm done, I'm out of here. And it's like, you should have thought about that before getting a pregnant asshole. Yeah, another reason to avoid sex like it's the plague. You ain't getting chicks pregnant. All age Pussy feels nice, but it comes up such a consequence. I see the Paul I made there. Or jail. Yeah, it's pretty much it. Yeah. Housing for men who can't provide for their children is prison. Housing for women who can't provide for their children is section 8. Correct. There you go. This is more shit! I didn't want to date anyone and when I did get some strange slash easy the post nut would kick in and then I'd feel dead inside. I've been there bro. That's a man who's running from his problems right there. Yeah. And we all do it. We've all done it. Let's just say. And listen even to this day day, I have a hard time. I have to fight to stay above just mediocre happiness level. Ever since I came back from Iraq, I literally cannot enjoy any of the stuff that was fun before. It's gone. That's back of that filter. Yeah. Could be like I play a war thunder. That's the only Back of that filter. Yeah. Could be. Like I play War Thunder. That's the only video game that I play on a regular basis. Before I went to Iraq, I lived to play game. I just don't enjoy it anymore. And after I got divorced, it literally killed a bunch of… Thanks for the free salad. Let's see how it do. Of course they have the garlic cups. The fucking garlic cups. Domino's grab a fork and dig into this crisp and classic combination. It's like, hey man, thanks for the salad. Looks pretty damn tasty. So we're going to take these salad ingredients, you got the cheese, tomatoes, onions. Like how is this trolling? Oh we've got Cobra to eat his vegetables. Like where do you my mom? Fuck off. Like, oh my God, we sent going to add our garlic buttercups, which don't want to open up. There it goes. Because you open it from the wrong side, stupid. I remember doing a garlic cup shots on Courtney's stream. That was seriously nuts. Like what's the point of having a healthy salad if you're going to put butter all over it? Kind of defeats the purpose, doesn't it? Uh-huh. About a second one cable were a lot easier. Like, oh my God, we'll show Cobra he better not fucking eat that selling on camera oh oh my god, oh my god, oh Fucking Cobra Let me just mix this around a little bit man Man, the occasional salad doesn't hurt. But it's like, where's the meat, God damn it? Oh my God, the boggl-oh, we have Fresh Salad. Oh. Joy I have for just living life. Speaking of bad reviews. On top of all of that, two of my best friends died and that was the pretext for my following. Oh my lord, that's a huge hit hit especially when you're already low and you lose it lose buddies? We're just digging down deeper and deeper. One day I was drunk and I thought to myself I have tree climbing his skills from my old job I got a rope I got a harness wouldn't it be smart just to hang from a tree I could do it by the flood channel since it's quiet no one would see me and it would be peaceful. Well, so the people who weren't there witnessing it, you'd be kicking around like a weirdo. Okay, that was dark. So one late afternoon, I started walking with my equipment all the way down to the flood channel. I figured by the time I could get there be a little dark. I saw a bunch of eucalyptus and thought, a bunch of eucalyptus and thought, damn it, these branches are two-week. I may not make it all the way to the top. Trees that grow quickly tend to have very weak branches. That's correct. Yes. I could make a fat joke right now,. I heard water running and thought nothing of it. I kept climbing until I got to a spot I thought was decent. I threw my safety line on a branch that I thought could hold my weight, tightened it up against the collar, created a makeshift hangman's noose. I took one last look, park, the houses, the freeway, the sun said, and thought, well, that's it. So this isn't just a was thinking about it. No, this is attempting. Yeah. But the rope around my neck and suddenly I heard a loud scream. I looked around and couldn't see anyone, but then I looked down. Locked eyes with an old woman holding a garden hose watering her grass. Well, wow. The Lord sent someone to make sure you didn't do this. She screams, God please, son, don't do that, please. I don't know why, but I panicked. Yeah! I took my line off, took the rope from around my neck, jumped about 15 feet down. I landed identically to dog shit on the floor and I got the wind knocked out of me all right nothing to make you feel alive like getting the wind knocked out here now that'll do it that 15 foot it's a pretty good drop yeah that's good enough to usually you don't know how to do it you can break a leg yeah it's a story in the hand. car. For weeks I felt shame and guilt when that woman haunts me to this day. That'll do it because… Yeah that will do it. I mean you were in an area that you just knew in your gut was going to be removed from civilization and then on that one day… No. To a place that you've probably been many many times there just happened to be somebody there watering the grass. What are the chances of that? Well that's faith has an odd way of stepping in. Yeah, I've heard some pretty crazy stories. Yeah, that's the universe telling you that your work is not done yet. Correct. And I just going to be honest, if you commit suicide and you want peace, you're going to get boxed up and sent right back here. Yeah. That's how it is. If my YouTube trolls did that, I wouldn't lose any sleepover exit, to be honest. know that the chick I tried to spirit eject myself over came back into my life but by that time I was so red-pilled I couldn't feel anything but disgust when I was with her. That's actually that's fairly normal yeah a lot of guys one because you can either love women or understand women you can't do both and a lot of the red-pill guys understand women and they're like, okay, I got it. Yeah. I just agree, you can do both. You can love and understand them because you cannot expect women to love and understand us as men because they're so caught up in today's society where it's like, men are evil. But don't you dare say women, that crap about women, no, no, no, that that make you a region sexist And that's why like if you find a red pill dude who's married the vetting process has been very extensive. Yeah, well you would hope. You would hope. Either that or some people are a red pill. They're still dig thinking. Yeah. People are red pill and they completely do not. Stop thinking with your dick. Just what they preach. I'm not thinking about anyone in particular. But to be fair, I'm getting kind of full you too about to say of this delicious salad for later. So thank you who ever sent it. Crisp. The onions have a nice onion. So thank you whoever sent it in the discourse, they're gonna be losing their shit right now, because it's like, who the fuck sent Cobra a salad and paid for it? That's hilarious. I bet Cobra's gonna freak out on camera because someone sent them vegetables. Oh, what did they go to the end result was going to be making some poor Wyoming pizza delivery person driving this shitty weather? Just so Cobra, can I have an autistic freak out? Maybe toss the salad. I have tossed the salad. See what I did there. All over his apartment. Oh. is that you're going to look back on your past relationships. And you're going to start to really dissect what went wrong, why? Why? Why you were attracted to a woman and why that attraction is what set your death trap? Well, and there's a lot of guilt and shame when you read pill and go back and look at the stuff you did in the past. You're like, I can't believe I felt for that trick. Oh my God. What was I thinking? Yeah, the divining rot downstairs is leading you not to water, but to doom. Yeah, but your own potential doom or enslavement or bad soul. Yeah, and some dudes unfortunately don't grow out of it at 34. Yeah, well you got those guys get married three or four times. I mean, what are you thinking? People who watch this show up and married six times? I think your content's great. Well, clearly you didn't learn anything from it. That's right. And listen, if you come across a woman who's divorced, do not marry her. Do not. She knows the paperwork. Well, once she's already done it, she knows the system is totally on her side and she has the, basically the paperwork in the administrative procedures down. You're literally, you'd be safer walking up to an electric chair and strapping yourself in. Yeah. And in the case of this woman? Shocker wanna sniffin'. No. And that's your call, you know? Like if you both been divorced, you know? That can be the kind of thing that ignites the spark for your next relationship. You know, you find a woman and she's just like, ah, I'm divorced. My other half was a piece of shit. And then of course, you are like, ah, what a coincidence. Oh, we show Cobra, ha ha ha, ha ha. Now the trolls who were sending, grind your dates to my apartment are clearly gay and are fantasizing about me in that way, and it's just, hey man, no judgment, but I don't swing that way, you know. if she's willing to murder another human being in front of you, in front of you for her own selfish reasons, because I got plans and I don't need a man and I don't need a baby messing up. Okay, here's the thing of a toxic male and Terrence Pob. I generally support their contents and I have a lot of respect for Terrence Palk. And I appreciate what he did serving our country as a veteran. However, all this talk, a lot of these dudes do not understand what it's like for women to have babies. All the social expectations of, oh, you're a mother. It's just gonna be the most beautiful job in the world. And it's like, yeah. It's like, okay, you know, having, starting a family takes time and money and efforts and patience and sanity. Once you get them past their terrible tooth, it's like, okay, you got them potty trained, you got them past their terrible twos, now you're just waiting until they become teenagers and you're like, oh God. through the next couple of years. Then one day you wake up and your kid's 13 going to mustache and they fucking hate your gut. And you're just like, what the fuck did I do to you? I'm telling you right now, man, if you're a kid at that age, you gotta appreciate your parents, man. Excuse me. Now once I moved out of my parents' house, it's a fucking sweet feeling to be able to live on your own, make your own rules, eat whatever food you want, stay up late whenever you want, you know. from being an adult living on your own. And it's like, okay, all these fucking trolls are like, oh yeah, the Caspar Cobra stomper, or stomper, whatever the fuck, these retariffs call themselves. Or just like, we're gonna get Cobra's dad and put him in a group home. And it's like, you realize that my dad is not going to do that? It's like, okay, if Cobra can live on his own, like, I've lived on my own since I've moved out of my parents' house. It's not going to happen, like, people want to call me delusional, but like the delusion of my trolls is so grand. It's just like, Jesus Christ. The fuck is wrong with these people. My trolls live the saddest lives. They have to.. No one's forcing you to watch my videos dude plans Well then you have somebody in your life who is completely allergic to the consequences of her own actions. Do you think she's ever going to accept blame? Rightiously for anything and here's another thing. This is just common sense. If this woman can sacrifice an unborn child, what do you think is going to happen to you when times get taught? Let's be honest, you're both getting kicked. I mean, that's kind of true, but also not at the same time. God damn, dude. Look at all these donations coming in hand appreciate y'all tuning in to watch the Valentine's Day stream and donate your time and money. Daniel thank you for your $1 to PayPal they writes happy Valentine's Day boy yeah thanks for acknowledging my pronouns asshole. a whole boy yeah! for acknowledging my pronouns, asshole. The whole boy thing is so stupid. It's like, what are we living in this, like the deep, severely inbred, dumbass south? Boy, we don't tolerate Goth wizards in these tops, boy. It's fucking stupid, dude. Fucking stupid dude that donation and a $1 hauler. See if these other two say anything. And if you want to contribute to Cobur's channel and hit the donation button and you know what to do. You give me a dollar and a cash app or PayPal, give you a shout out. accounts in the negative and it'd be nice to be able to get that out of the negative but I'm working on it I'll be making some wands take any money that I make from here on out and just don't putting it back into my account that's what I do without $13 to $77 it's not much but it's appreciated you know to go towards you know, they'll go towards, you know, yeah. Oh we showed Cobra, huh? We gave them free food. Uh-huh-huh. bad actually. Like oh my god did Cobra get a girlfriend? Did Hell freeze over? I saw them eating vegetables on camera. Okay I got all the shout-outs from there taking care of her. Anything new on my cash app? Oh yeah we got a couple donations. Shout out to Bernie thank you for your $5.11 donation. Shout out to the Bernie uh Gores. Alice thank you for your $1. Hope you have a good V-Day passing the blunt to you. Yeah man. One of my fan girls donated money for this bottle. She doesn't want to shout out so I appreciate you. You know who you are. So any money I make tonight or tomorrow is just going to go back into my bank accounts…. make tonight or tomorrow just gonna go back into my bank accounts. The trolls are so jealous to me man they don't have what I have on YouTube otherwise they wouldn't try so hard to fuck with me like oh Cobra you piece of shit you know so I appreciate what you do back to the video. But for vagina. In your life, who is completely allergic to the consequences of her own actions. Do you think she's ever going to accept blame righteously for anything? I know people like that. People who can't smell their own shit, who think it's better than everyone else, oh I hate that, dude. I hate people who don't like that. People who can't smell their own fucking shit. And they think, oh I'm better than you because I'm I'm a head executive or blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. It's like shut the fuck up. Nobody likes an egotistical crick. And I will tell you this, having an ego is dangerous because it makes you a fool for thinking that, what do you think is going to happen to you when times get tough? Let's be honest, you're both getting… Well, when times get tough, you know, that's when the relationship really fucking puts a test on it, you know, there's a big difference. Now, there are several things to a relationship that make it successful. One, you want to have financial freedom. If you and your girlfriend both make enough money to pay the bills, put food on the table, buy clothes and other necessities that you need, you know, then it's less stressful. If you take away the financial, the communication, and the sex and the love and respect, your relationship will crumble to the ground down. And usually, you know what I'm saying, like, okay, that's usually one, okay, like if the finances go, it's one thing, you'll work through it, but if they're love and respect and the sex is still there, and it's good sex with that, you can kind of make it work, but nobody likes having financial stress. So, yeah. The key to a happy relationship is to never go to bed angry. So like if you and your wife were having a fight from earlier like she woke up in a pissed off mood and she had a dream that you were cheating on here so now she thinks you were cheater and it's like you delusional fucking and stutter. I don't get up your ass when you go to the salon with your gal pals and go, okay I see you fucking getting your hair done by Fabio at the salon. What are you fucking fucking them on the side now to get free hair jobs? You know, fucking mental shit like that. If you can understand how beautifully simple the male brain is, it is beautifully simple how, you know, I'll sign insult towards my gender, but men were simple thinkers. You know, women tend to overthink shits and then assume the worst before it happens, which I've done it too, so don't get it twisted. That's one of the things I need to work on as a person is not assuming the worst before it happens. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll take it. Oh my god, my troll sent me a cucumber and some ky jelly loop. Oh my god, that is hilarious! Okay, so now if the trolls come over, I got something to shove up their ass. That is hilarious dude. Holy shit, my trolls are trying way too hard. Like, oh, I'll show Cobra! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha! That is too fucking fun. No, seriously, you two, look at this. They literally sent me some KY jelly, because I was talking about it it on my stream here and they sent me a cucumber. That is too god damn funny YouTube. Like, oh my god, like their gay obsession with me is seriously fucking unhealthy. Like, holy crap dude. Like, I know, I want to waste my money to troll Cobra and hopefully he'll freak out and start going off something. That's what you wanted to you wanted Cobra to freak out and go off on some homophobic grants. Kossing out my YouTube trolls. Huh? I want to throw the cucumber to actually I don't eat cucumbers so fuck it. I'll say it for a cooking video then. of moms later on, when I'm on stream. Yeah, that is some good shit right there. Like I know sending cobra the salad didn't piss them off, we don't try harder. Oh my god that's too god damn funny YouTube. Oh like is that the best you got? You literally sent me Maxie pads in the fucking door dash and it didn't work. Dude, I can't stop fucking laughing right now. They're trying so hard and it's so desperate, dude. It's like they think it's gonna get me to react, but it's like, you know, I've been working with my autism for my entire fucking life. Like, oh, I know, let's send Cobra, a cucumber and some Loub. Because I hate that fucking goth, dude, so much. I'm over here laughing my ass off, dude. That is fucking gold. Ha ha ha ha ha. I cannot stop laughing or I gotta go outside and have a cigarette right now because I'm laughing my ass off. Good one man, that is some good Valentine's Day prank right there. I tell you what, that is too god damn funny. Oh like that's supposed to make me go insane? Is that supposed to make me freak out on camera and start beating the fuck out of my hat? I own the trolls dude. You don't see me pulling this crap to get inside my troll's heads. I'm already there because I rule my trolls lives. Otherwise they wouldn't care. They'd be like, we know Cobra's straight and he fights for gay rights. Even though it's totally okay in our society for LGBTQIA plus to bully me because I'm straight white and cis-gendered and male, I'm still going to be an ally because it's called being the bigger person. I'm dying, dude. That's because it's called being the bigger person. I'm dying, dude. That's fucking gold. Like, I know, let's send Cobra, a fucking cucumber and some lube. Uh, oh, cool, and their fucking mom comes over, I can give her the double deal. Fucking stick it in her fucking vagina. And let that cucumber brimin' my troll's mom's vagina. We have Huns Tomatoes. Well now we call that Cunz pickles. Glassic, that's the tastiest crunch I ever heard. Like how desperate do you have to be? You'll be really funny. Hey guys we should door-cober, cucumber, and some KY Loub. It's like yeah, no. Do I look like Sir John? No offense. No I don't. I can sing like him, but it doesn't, you know, like, come on. Do you know, my trolls are so fucking gay and I don't. I can sing like him, but it doesn't, you know, like, come on. We can't stop sucking his cock. I swear to God this was Chatterbait. I'd fucking tell you to kiss my ass then if I was on Chatterbait right now, I'd been over and mooned to camera and tell you to kiss my ass. But I'm like, nah, we're on YouTube, that's good. You guys got me man, it's fucking sending me a salad. Oh, that's too fucking good dude. Like let's see, let's try to get Cobra kicked out of his apartment. Oh it doesn't work because his landlord and his neighbors are a fan of his videos. Oh. I know. Let's try to bully Walton Walton Angie so they're no longer a friend with Josh because we're clearly jealous that Josh has friends outside of YouTube that care about her. I want to thank my YouTube trolls for sucking my dick and licking my butt crack. Y'all are the biggest pussies in the world. Suckin' my dick and licking my butt crack. Y'all are the biggest pussies in the world. And therefore, I just got pussies from my trolls. Therefore, thank you for ending my dry spell. I appreciate it. shit to my troll's doors to get inside their fucking head. I'm already there dude. I'm already fucking there. I'm like yay more food. Oh wait. What the fuck do they think was going to happen? Like oh the boggler had a Valentine's Day freak out and then like all the stupid channels like bite-sized Cobra and Cobra Chronicles.icles we're gonna steal a video and re-upload it just everyone could laugh at me like oh it's like he's not freaking out about it he's laughing at it and using it as a way to fucking slay his trolls on camera I hate cobra so much. You know my trolls love to make fun of me for crying on my 9-11 stream and it's like that's the face that face right there that's the face my trolls make every time they text me because they hate me that much. And once again Cobra wins because you're trying this hard to fuck with me. It's really Morris like I don't gotta fuck with you that hard to get inside your head. I'm already there. I can't stop laughing dude. That's too fucking funny. You know what? Rest of piece angry grandpa but his freakouts on camera were scripted to a point. But when I freak out on camera it's not scripted. It's me having a genuine autistic meltdown. And it's something I've had to struggle with my entire life. So it's nice to see there are some real assholes on the fucking internet. But we're like, yeah, you know what? Colbert's got some mental disabilities. So let's try to provoke him into having one because our life is sadder than his life. Pinky up for extra flavor. Like, oh hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, let's send Cobra a satellite from Domino's. He'll freak out and throw it all over his apartment. Uh, hey, guys, that didn't work. He sat down and ate it on camera like a boss. Well, we'll get him with this next order. Hey, watch this. Why don't send Cobra, cucumber, and some Lou. Ha ha! The only thing that's more miserable than the weather outside are my YouTube trolls to be honest Is that why they call it food porn YouTube? You know how you can find a single divorce lady in the grocery store? Check her by the cucumbers. I went again, Trolls, like, oh wow, we tried to get Cobra kicked out of his apartment. It didn't work. So now we're going to try something else. At this point, it'd be like you're wasting your life in front of his apartment, it didn't work. So now we're gonna try something else. At this point, it'd be like you're wasting your life in front of a computer obsessing over somebody who you clearly hate slash wanna days. You can't tame this Gothic bad boy, let me tell you. Boy, I told you check that cuc cucumber shoveling up your mom's cut, boy. I'm like man, one of my fan girls gave me some money so I could do a drink comma for a Valentine's Day stream. Y'all don't have that dude. Any decent woman's gonna look at my YouTube trolls and go, so what do you do for fun? Oh, we like to bully and harass this autistic dude. I fucking hate his videos. Okay…. big dude I fucking hate his videos okay so are you just retarded are you like more retarded than Cobra because if you don't like Cobra's videos why the fuck you're watching them? Does somebody have a gun in your head? Is that what it is? Is someone holding a god damn Beretta pistol to the back of your skull and like you better watch Cobra's video so help me go out pussy oh that's too funny no but seriously how does it feel to know that your life is fucking sand that while Cobra is wasting his wife away tricking on camera you you're wasting your life away trolling his autistic ass. Oh, that is gold, YouTube. Cobra told you to get mad on camera. Cobra, I thought I told you not to go live and have an autistic freak out on camera. It's like, fuck you. Fuck you! Fuck you, motherfucker! And people are like, Cobra, you should slow down on your drinking. That's just gonna kill you, don't you know? And I'm like like that's the point honestly you tube Fox suicide but uh living life is just a slow way to die if you really think about it Ohhh the only thing more spicy than this vodka is that naughty little dordash gift. Stop it! Oh my god! Much holes are such nine little bitches! Oh my god, dude. Stop it! Oh my god! A cuc own the trolls on that like oh hey guys another order what they said me. Cucumber and some lube. Oh, I can tell that's exactly what my trolls are doing, shoving cucumbers up their asses, fucking themselves to King Cobra, jacking off her tiny micropenuses, because they're jealous that mine's like a cucumber compared to theirs. And I know I'm right, otherwise they wouldn't have sent it to me. To be honest with you. All that does is get Ozzy Ombudsman to find out who I am. Like who the fuck is King Cobra? I always one of Ozzy's biggest fans. He shreds guitar and he sings like the Beatles. Hey Jude. It isn't hard to do. Imagine all the people sharing for the world you're doing. I get a gosh, I didn't have a fucking cigarette, dude. I cannot stop fucking laughing, dude. See, even if I don't have a girlfriend on Valentine's Day, you know, let's just show you that I have love because people love to fuck with me. And the best part about it is my YouTube trolls couldn't handle it dude. If my YouTube trolls received one fourth of what I go through, they would literally delete themselves. They would too. I'd pay to see it. I would. I'd pay to fucking see it. It's going to be a damn good show. I pay to see it. My YouTube trolls self-delete themselves. They'd be hilarious. That's fucking me jacking off to it while it happened. Fucking smoking a blunt like, Yeah, I do it, you little poosy. I want to see the light, and the light leave your fucking eyes. Oh, that's good shit! Oh fuck I'm so gonna slam your mom on top of your grave when they bury you. Yes! themselves and then fucking their mom on top of their grave while holding their down at gun points. Just kidding, that's a little too far. The gunpoint part, yeah, that's too fucking rich, dude. Oh, that is, uh, that's too fucking rich, dude. I'm like you may think I have issues but I'll tell you what my YouTube trolls are worse than I am and it's like nothing you do works do you fucking you do works do you fucking harass me and you get me fired from jobs. I get a better job. The fucking YouTube trolls harass me at the office bar and grill until Chef Melissa bullied me into quitting. And what happened then? I got a job as a professional wand maker. And now my fucking wand on Etsy sell out like hot case. You bullied me at my last apartment, submitting false neighbor complaints at my last apartment, and that got my least terminated. All I did was get me into a better and bigger apartment with a beautiful view of Casper. Uh, trolls lose, motherfucker. And at some point it's like's like hey what are we doing with our life? My trolls are fucking miserable dude, holy shits. You know what gets me off right now on Valentine's Day? Watching my trolls get mad as hell because we sent Cobra a salad, he didn't freak out. So he said him a cucumber with some loo, but he didn't freak out. In fact, he made jokes about it, laughing his ass off the whole way. I feel a disturbance in the force, YouTube. I don't want to say in cucumbers and loop to get inside my troll's heads, man, I'm already fucking there. And my, my troll's gay obsession with me is cute, YouTube. That's the sound of victory. Happy Valentine's Day, you wankers! Now by the time I die an old man living in my clocktower dream house, people are going to remember my fucking name. Nobody's going to remember my trolls, dude. You know, the only thing my trolls are going to be remembered for is for being the saddest losers on the planets. Because it's like, hey, you know what? I could spend all day fucking with my YouTube trolls back twice as hard and making them want to literally, you know what I'm saying, kind of thing, YouTube. But I'm like, nah, why would I want to waste my time harassing my trolls back twice as hard as they fuck with me? That's what my YouTube fans are for. You know, I'm more focused on building my clock tower dream house. Yeah. a hollipop in it now. It's there. I fuck with it. And I like trying interesting lequores on camera, you know. So this is definitely right up my alley. It's interesting. It's locally made, which is the main reason why I wanted to purchase this for my Valentine's Day video. It's because it is locally made in my home state of Wyoming. And I like it, dude. It's not that bad. I was kind of iffy on it at first, but I'm like, oh, let it take effect on your body and see how I do. Chug it! Yeah, right. Y'all chug it. No, we can't do that now on YouTube. This isn't chatterbake Cobra. Nobody wants to see butchug that. Oh shit, I'll be right back. I guess my trolls are just fucking addicted to being slayed. I'm a pretty, I'm a pretty awesome dude, alone, but even I win, is I win. The only way to beat Cobras to leave him alone, but even then I win because I got you to leave me alone. So the truth will never win. Oh God. Oh God. Fuck! Kiss my ass burgers! Fuck! Oh, Furr… Oh God. Oh God damn it, YouTube. God damn it is so like Valentine's Day up in here Of course you have the fart to weigh out. You know when people are taking the piss out of you, you just gotta fucking learn to, you know, roll with it a little bit. Kind of roll with the punches. Oh man. Dude, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Holy shit. I was super depressed because it's Valentine's Day, so thank you for that. I needed a good laugh. Oh, fuck. You only think Saturday than my YouTube trolls are the children who were dying in St. Jude's Children's hospital.. Yeah. think Saturday my YouTube trolls are the children who were dying in St. Jude's Children Hospital and that's uh yeah. And right now they're probably watching me live like everybody else. Well simultaneously chatting on their discords and their sub-redits. What the hell? We try to get the bottom to freak out in the bog zone and it didn't work. You know, jeez. You know, it just shows you how fucking desperate my trolls are, You know, it just shows you how fucking desperate my trolls are, to be honest. Oh boy, it's cold and a witch's cunts outside, so yeah, I'll need her eye back. Got my trusty magic wand. And I got me a cigarette. Oh man. Like thanks for the cucumber or trolls. Now I got something to stick up my troll's house if they come to my apartments. you you you you you you You know, Oh, that's better, huh? Now the apartment I live in is now smoke-free. It wasn't like that when I moved in, but I learned my lesson with the last apartment, so… there you go. It wasn't like that when I moved in, but I learned my lesson with the last apartment, so there you go. Oh man, now I gotta, uh, dude. I'm actually having a pretty awesome Valentine's Day now, so I appreciate you all tuning in to watch the video. My lens is transition in the sunlight. in the video. My lens is transition in the sunlight. Support the channel. Check out my new t-shirts. Start looking grimy. Ha ha ha! Oh my god dude. My gender transitions, that's fucking funny shit, y'all's still in my joke. Got of her vagina. Out of her vagina. The left? One's of her own actions. Do you think she's ever going to accept blame righteously for anything? And here's another thing. This is just common sense. If this woman can sacrifice an unborn child, would he? What should we call this drink combo? Let's call it a jolipino covero, let's call it that. Which consists of the wholepinn Wyoming and a little of the Mountain Dew The citrusiness of the Mountain Dew and the sweetness of it complements the heat and the flavor of the Halloween yell quite nicely My autistic ass entertained It's going to happen to you when times get tough. Let's be honest, you're both getting kicked out of her vagina. The last conversation we had was like this. She said, why can't you love me the way you used to? That is a narcissist. That's right. Well, let's examine that story that Terrence Popp and Blake are so kindly sharing on Grunt Speak. Okay, realistically if you were loving somebody and they drove you to self-delition and you didn't do it and then they come back into your life like why can't you love me like you used to? It's like, ah, gee, I can't you love me like you used to it's like oh gee I can't imagine why I really can't If she can do what she did and then think that it doesn't matter, Yeah, that's a problem. You terminated a life that this man helped to create, and you didn't even blink an eye. Yeah. And you did it in front of her? That is basically rubbed at this face. That is psychopathic behavior. Ahh, some women are like that with their abortions. abortions and it's disgusting because then these same women will go off on you know roverses weight and be like my body my rights and again like I said I totally support abortion rights however there's a cutoff point you know like when that fetus has a heartbeat and it's fully developed in your stomach at that point point, I'm like, just give it up for adoption, honey. You know, like I get why women have abortions, they're like, you know, they can't afford a kid right now. Their life is super stressful and blah blah blah. So then give up for adoption, you know. Hey Cobra, can I get a shout out for my best friend Fred West and his wife Rose West? It's their fourth anniversary. Yes, thank you for your $4.89 donation to PayPal and Happy Fourth anniversary to the Wests. That's what's up. Slade, thank you for your $4.69 donation to PayPal, never stop being a Gothic bad boy. Ah, well, I'm planning on it, but thank you for your support. Greatly appreciated. And happy Valentine's Day, you have crazy fucks. Yeah, look at that, that money is just coming in. I'm like in that. I'm like in that. Valentine's Day, you have crazy fucks. Yeah, look at that, that money is coming in, I'm liking that. I'm liking that a lot. Thank you for your $1 to Paypal and Cash Am. Brian, happy Valentine's Day, much love from Biman. Oh yeah, and these trolls better watch their shit, Mon, because Ross, the Rick's gonna fuck them up, son. Trust can believe that. Come up son trust and believe that I make friends in a lot of scary places. Yes. There's all my current shout out up to dates and like I said if you want to shout on the stream. Uh donate money to my cash out for pay panel. I'll give you a shout out. 101. Yeah, I mean that's beyond 101 they act like that's like walking in on somebody they're stabbing your parents to death. And then you go and visit them in prison but I don't know why you just can't get over it. Yeah. Oh shit. Wow! I mean, can you just think of the, uh, the moxie on somebody with that, the way they act like that? That's, that's, that's, this is, I mean, narcissism and psychop- Not to mention if it were totally gender reversed, that guy would be called a fucking pig and a half and a piece of shit. You know, it's the fucking truth. It's the fucking god damn truth, dude. It is the god damn fucking truth. If a man had drove a woman to commit suicide because he was being an absolute narcissistic, asshole male, cuntsts to her and she didn't do it it thank God and he came back into her life like why don't you love me the same way she would be like dude the balls on this guy get the fuck out of here They and sociopathy all have very close ties. That's why as soon as you smell a hint of any of this shit, you need to run. The only thing left of you should be a vapor trail that leads up to a U-shaped hole in the wall leading out to freedom. I want our fans to send in sling back stories. We need to do a show on this. Yeah. And just talk about the sling back stories because some of these women, when they try to come back to Gaslight, like it's, get the hell out here. That's not what happened. Yes it is. Well that's not my truth. I don't care about your truth. Benjamin, thank you for your $4.20 donation to Cash Act. You're right, it's for me and my partner just had sex to your stream. Well, there you go. little flea that's what's up thank you for your four dollars to a pay pal appreciate it's that's right there's what happened and then there's your version of events it's her perspective yeah like this one that comes to mind she's about my age now and I really chase this woman hard hard oh yeah like 2930, gave me the business, the business. And about eight years back, started sniffing around, and I'm literally like, hey look, you know, I'm going to stand the friend zone. I gave you the full court press, gave me the business, I'm out, we're done. And then they tried the gas lady, oh, I was going through a hard time. I didn't really happen. Okay if you're getting friend zoned and it's not what you want continue to be their friend but if they come at you like all a sudden when your life takes a turn for the better that's something you have to keep in mind you two There's nothing wrong with being friend's own. However, like let's say for example. I'm crushing on this chick and she's just like No, no, I don't see you like that to second I become a rock star or I win the lottery and I have all this fucking money not watch all those chicks that were telling you know or going hey You know and everyone knows how cute you were before I'm like I could sell it from here. It smells like gold diggers. Oh, god damn it and I'm like, you know, fuck that and that's when you look at them and go, you know what, if you really thought I was attractive, you would have given me a chance before I had all this money. But now I got all this money and you want a piece of my dick, go fuck yourself. Get in line with the rest of them, man. Because by the time of your life starts shaping up like that, man, you're gonna have chicks, four times harder than the ones you're pursuing and then the chicks that you were crushing on rejected you see it. They're gonna be looking at you like oh jealous because the woman you're with is harder than she is and it's like well now you see what you missed messed out on in life. What it is, I speak from Experience YouTube. I've had women who rejected me in the past and then they instantly regretted their decision when they realized what a decent guy I am. At this point, all you can do is wait patiently and just keep doing your thing, you know, that's the way I look at it from my perspective and my situation. The chicks don't want it, that's their fucking loss, dude. Believe that. Yeah, whatever. So you're infertile and you know looking for somebody to save you in your latter day years in the back nine Not doing it. I've said it before and I'll say it again If you spend the front nine laying with your balls and you know using the wood to whack them around and you hit them around and you hit all the obstacles And you fall into every hazard and you don't start playing for keeps until whole 10 you're done You're not going to win that game. You could hole in one the rest of the rest of the rest of the course. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. You could. You could. You could finish. You could finish. You could finish. You could finish. You could finish. You could finish. You could finish. You could finish. You could. You could. You could. You could. You could. You could. You could. You could. You could. You could. You're not going to win that game. You've already you could hole and won the rest of the course it doesn't matter. That's right you could finish the game but you're not going to win. No, no. You'll just get to the 18th hole and guess what the 18th hole is six feet deep. No. So enjoy that. You're son of a bitch. Oh my God! But, let's be honest, before they put you in that hole, probably laying on the green somewhere, they're going to find you alone in a studio apartment being eaten by cats. Because once you're gone, and you're not feeding them anymore, they're going to go after the first thing in that apartment that smells like tuna. I want chicken, I want liver, meow, meow, meow, meow, please deliver. So after she asked the question, Salveitch! Can't you love me? He used to, he responds, because the man you once loved is hanging from a tree in Downey California in a flood channel behind an old woman's house. That guy is dead. I don't want love anymore. I want respect. I'm going to be a Chipotle burrito in testing it on my neutral sense glucose monitor. I've had similar conversation. I'm like, and you know, that's the key thing of a YouTube when it comes to having no relationships. Everybody wants love and respect. It doesn't mean they've earned it. Because some people don't realize how good they have in their relationship until it's gone. And that's the god damn truth. You know, you sit there and you treat your other half like shit. And then when the shit goes south and you're stuck in a nasty fucking dry spell, you're going to be going to yourself. Yeah, remember the time I was dating that one person, yeah, I was a fucking idiot for doing when I did. And you learn from wife. I wonder who it could be this time. What's up, you know, what's going to be doing? Oh yeah, you know, that's about the whole? Yeah, I do. I got a fuck, dude. Nice. You see my new look good? Oh hell yeah, that's cool, is that real? Yeah, he's real. Oh, that's cool, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool, dude. Yeah, yeah, I did. Oh, yeah. I have a little wits now. You like them. Yeah, I'm loving them. We're cool. Yeah, it was great, cool. You come over to see Josh. Oh my goodness you were so cute. Oh my goodness you were so cute. Oh my god. Oh my god you! Oh my god you too. Look at Ian's new lizard. That's so cool dude. Hey Puff! Oh my goodness! You are so fucking adorable! What kind of lizard is it? So he's a bird of dragon. A beard? Sorry, hello. There's a pig now. Yeah, I'm being as careful of them as I can. Oh, he's cool. It's pretty nice, oh, he's about it. You too., this is so fucking cool, look at that, we've got a beard and drag and look at that. Look at it, oh my goodness. You lost. Yeah, yeah, just want to be on shit. Yeah. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. You can do that, I don't care. Yeah, I've got to keep him warm. Yeah, you know, so like I just got him I was 10 he's got a hundred of these things. Oh, yeah So I got to keep him warm for him. That's so cool. Yeah, what'd you get him? Any found him online? Huh, people are getting rid of him. Well, yeah, dude. It's way cool. You know, hey, cough. What's up? You know? You just hang out really, isn't it? Hey man, you can hang on a light chair of conflict, okay, God. Oh, that's a holluccino bacon vodka with Mountain Dew. Oh, water. Yeah, holluccino vodka, it might be a good. Hey, puff. Oh my goodness, I love that channels. It's pretty cool. I thought you liked him. Oh, hellie, I love him. He's the business. How's me, go like him? You like some axes? How's me going to like him? He likes them, actually. He really likes them. So he likes them. That's cool, really. That's actually pretty spicy. Oh yeah. Hey, how about? It was a pretty thing. Oh, I'm going to close the window so he doesn't get cold. Yeah, we don't know. Yeah, we don't know what it is. What is this? Well, okay. Hey, pop, how you doing, buddy? Oh, my goodness. Yeah, I don't wanna close that window so they're a bit cold, buddy. Yeah, you don't like to smell. No, I can't say I've most reptile silence. No. Yeah, it's good, yeah, yeah. And it's pretty cool for a lizard. Yeah, man. He used to ride out my hand, he's live worms. But he needs some up. Oh yeah. What do you think, Puff? I like the chair. Yeah, he's pretty too. Oh yeah, but I was… It was cool. What's that fun? You look at me? You live in a leaf house? You know, I say, what's the thing, man? So, oh… No, no alcohol is the pasta, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. Yeah, we had him a couple weeks now. You know, they got a big 40 gallon container for them. Hell yeah, I see why can that? You love you guys, you laugh and errand. So I think you log inside of it. Oh yeah, so. I want to get a bigger one, so you can concentrate. There you go. Say, you find them,. Say climbing a little bit. The bomb is off. There you go. Yeah. You wait, Joe, though. Oh yeah. I wonder if it looks on camera, do you hold up? There it is. There it is. Yep. Oh look at that, YouTube. Look at that. We got a beer and a dragon on your subject. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Oh, we'll start your chain. You don't like your chain being passed. Nice to back with that, you, bro. Go back. Oh my goodness, you were so cool, you would think all those little phony things were spiky, yeah, and hard, just their return soft. Yeah, they aren't. They don't have that at all. No, not that bad anymore, really. You think it was like, oh yeah. Right? So, I'll call him, because he pops up. Oh, there's money gets money when he gets all excited. Yeah, already he gets upset, it'll fuck up. All right. All I want to want to set you a little guy. That's right. He's sitting here and showing him what's to do with us. That's right. Yeah, look at that, you too. I think he just looked at your YouTube. He's like, hey, what you did? He looked that way, looked back. Like, what the fuck? He could give you a new backo. Yes, you got to go 15 minutes, 15 percent of war on car insurance. Yeah. That's good. You know, good meeting him, huh? You'd like to see him? Yeah. Do you think for me in a moment? Yeah. Do it. He seems to like the chair. Yeah, he was digging. And that's what he does. Oh, it's your pay for 60 bucks. That's not bad. No, you don't work. Oh, yeah, dude. There are 80 bucks for anything that are about this big. Oh, so it takes them probably years to get that thing. Yeah, you know a good deal. Yeah, you just see him. He can't do any bigger. He just chill. He'll be just chill. You know, yeah. Hell it now. I can see him. He'll check. Yeah. He glims right in on your chair. He kind of does, doesn't he? Totally does. You don't change color. So he's not a chameleon. He's a weird dragon. That's cool, dude. Probably one of the biggest ones I've seen. Oh yeah, they've one a, it's a, a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's supposed to be coming, a little rescue in you now. Yeah. Yeah. It's, he's a rescue. He's a get-go. Yeah, he's a rescue. Oh, he's a rescue. Oh, he's a rescue, you too. Yeah, he's a rescue. I don't know. I think I'm a human. I would. Yeah, you know. He's about that big. And I think it's water, and it needs water, and it's still a real… Hell yeah! He's still a real, really. I'm not expecting that. Where does Cobra get his nails done? I painted myself. Women that I used to date, that would years later come up and talk to me, I'm like, hey, the man, you want to talk to us, slain in Iraq? Yep. Take it easy., I'm out… I'm not the same guy that I was. I didn't even go through half the shit that she went through. I'm not the same guy I was even 10 years ago when we started doing this. You know, you live and you learn and you make mistakes and hopefully you actually have the wherewithal to look within and learn from those mistakes, instead of blaming blaming. blaming everybody else and then wondering why in you're on the back nine you can't win the game most people can't do that the sheeple who exist in the middle can't do that they almost never It's always on somebody else's fault. Yeah. It… If you are a victim mentality, you're never going to win. No. And really what it boils down to is that men and women have a very different life right out of the gate into adulthood. Correct. Women are seen as innately valuable when they turn 18. Men have to acquire hours. The trade-off is that our value lasts longer. But if you are able to take the path of least resistance for decades of your life and then suddenly that path goes away, it doesn't feel fair. Now does it? But really what's happening is you're finally getting a taste of what all the men you rejected at your peak were being treated like back then. That's karma. It is. Life isn't fair. Yeah. Not in any way, shape, or form. I mean, I would love it to be, but I listen. I am not a delusional lefty. Trying to make the world that way. That's not how people work. No. And you can't force the world to be that way through blame, shame, and bigger government. And guilt. All you're going to do is create devastation in your wake. Let's pretend that's not true. She looked defeated. Like all this time she wasted trying to get over me, riding rodeo clock for four years, and coming back was all for naught. I called in one day telling you I was on the fence about marrying and having kids. You talked me down from that tree. The next dumb idea was to pick a 40 year old with dogs or something and just use it to wax my pig dee. Well that's that's actually fairly common when it comes to the older women. You know what? The pig is a lot like a rifle. You need to shoot it once in a while, otherwise it might rust. Yeah, listen, you got to clear the chamber. Exactly. I've got it totally understand. And it's only for practice. That's right. just saying. You're not buying that weapon and taking it home. You'll leave it at the range. You guys know how it is when you buy a new Mac, super fast at first, and then pretty soon output it starts to slow down. It's probably because you haven't been using Clean My Mac, which will help clean, speed up, optimize, and protect your computer. I use it on my Mac that is my gaming driver, and it is really really don't. Not only is the first tool just insanely satisfying. Smart Scan looks at your system log files and your user cache to see what you don't need anymore to make sure that everything is optimized and can speed up your Mac in just a couple of seconds and then space lens is so cool to see what's taking up the most space. Is somebody who is constantly running out of space? I use this all the time, and it's like,, that's why they call it skit shoot yeah that's a that's a throwback of the earlier video we call back from an earlier video you didn't watch that one you're missing out oh my god I said what the chair getting this. Oh. You're all right. But it sounds like I've got this. There's more screws. You have to check it all out. Yeah. I want to say, I, the world. I'm going to take them back, Josh. All right. I'll come right now. Sounds good, dude. I live my piercival. All right. Thanks, Ryan. It's right. It's me, your lizard, good. Your pop is cool, you too. I mean, I'm a YouTube celebrity. Reskewing animals be like two year old. Yeah. David Frank took his own life and listening to Henry Resilience divorce and that cohabitation law BS I've threw my hands in the air. Thank you pot. You had my six every time I was screw it up. Thanks for saving my life. Your videos, your words were like training and the world was my battlefield. drinks up. And do I enjoy what I do? Hell yeah! That's what I say. Do I enjoy what I do on YouTube? Hell yeah! That was a good guy, man. Him and his wife are good people. I like hanging on with them, you know. Yeah. So we change the board right now. Like Danny Philf and Ozzy Osborne are going anywhere for a long time and fuck the trolls. Eight, flip it around, there should be a nine on the other side. So I have five or nine. Crimson Hawk, you're number five oh nine. Thank you very much for your story and you know what? I hope that stories like this keep coming in because if you can claw out from a whole this deep, anybody can do it. That's right. You know, I get the past like six months, I've got like four requests to contact individuals on Facebook that don't know. Yeah. And the guys who watch the show at a pop, you know, contact this guy, he's in a bad way. And I usually put together an email Danny Philf and he said you shouldn't kill yourself. You'll never know what you'll miss out on in life, a warm winter's day of eating a hot dog, it's the little things in life that make it precious. dude. Yeah, he's cool. We're gonna rescue another one probably just too. That's cool. They need forever homes. Yeah, they need dad. That's what you need. Even like, cheap pop though. I keep up. He's a bitch and lizard dude. Yeah. He seemed to like me for the most part. Totally. That's like, oh, okay, he's cool. Yeah. He's like, We can leap and jump far. I believe it. Yeah, he's an option. Yes, my son. Oh yeah. I wasn't bet they were. You could go. Yeah, I do. He's pretty fast too and yes, get away. Yeah. And they know they can do that, they can laugh at anything. Yeah. And they know they're not alone. It's not just them. The truth is pop. Terrence pop, 100%. You went into laugh at your pain in life. will make you a stronger person. Like, I'll give you an example of YouTube. controls, door dast, a cucumber, and some ky jelly, fucking, sex loop. Just totally trying to get me to freak out about, about shit on camera. I didn't even freak out. I was just like, most important tool in your toolbox for mental health. So yeah, if you're feeling alone on Valentine's Day, you know, rub one out, have a couple drinks, it'll be all right, dude. You got your whole life to figure out love and all of that. to laugh at stuff. If you can laugh when life is getting ready to just wheel up and kick you in the junk for the 69th time you can get through it. Yeah. That's the true. It's all great. One little step at a time. Yeah. And when death inevitably comes free anyway you could be like you know what I did my best and that's all any of us can really do in the end. And listen no one's getting to the the 18th hole without some type of regret. Yeah. All right everyone's going to have a regret or unfinished business. Your job is to make sure it is minimal as possible. Yeah. It's really easy to hashtag tag no regards. when you're a Tikt… And you have your to say that when you're like, you know, younger, younger, 20s, and you have your whole life ahead of you. That's true. When you're a, when you're a hot of age 21-year-old on Tiktok female, who's got stack you in all the right places, and hashtag no regrets. It's easy to say that when you're like, you know, younger, but as you get older, you start, you know. You know, I want to finish my scary story. I want to build my clock tower dream house. I have several ideas for stories, you too, that I want to write. Dragon Cobra is not going to be the only one. I'm going to at least two to three more stories I have ideas for inside my head. Just write not my novels and get them published. You know, people read it cool if not, hey, that's cool too. They're still lying. But when the inevitable end comes, all those lies are not going to mean a damn thing. You told them to yourself to make yourself feel better for all the… And that's the fucking truth, dude. When my trolls are on their deathbeds, looking back on their life, all the things that they miss out on in life because they were so obsessed with hating King Cobra JFS. That's what it's going to hit my YouTube trolls. That holy fucking shit I've wasted my life obsessing over somebody I hate. I didn't live my life. Go out and do my own things, become my own celebrity and my own right. No, just hate only autistic, dude, is making it work. And they think, fuck, I wish I had more time to change it. Boop, they flatlined, dude. Image that you caused, because up to men like this. Meanwhile, where it's like, okay, so if I died an old man in my clocktower dream house, You know, what's that? Oh, friends. I like that show. I like that. I think I have a movie show. Because of that. Oh, friends. I like that show. The women in that show are hot. Unfortunately, there's a lot of……for Aniston and Courtney Cox and I think it's the name of the other one, but… is out there that, uh… The chicks from the Friends franchise TV show are fucking hot. Like, hey, you want to be friends with benefits? Ah! Ahhhuh. Jedda for Aniston is fucking hot. Pervent into the state by women. And women are completely oblivious that they're doing it. And even if they did know that this was happening, I really don't think they care. Because any woman that can abort a child, especially if the father wants it is an absolute savage. Yeah. Well, now's the thing of it, you too. If it was gender reversed, if the woman wanted it, and like the man didn't and was demanding she get an abortion, he would be considered a piece of shit pig. But when it's gender reversed, then the man wants to have the family, but she don't, all of sudden now it's an argument of, well, argument of well it's her body, her right. And I totally agree with that. You know it is a woman's choice. You know that's why you're going to be pro choice, to be pro choice, to be pro choice, to be pro women. And they'd be like, hey man, as a dude, I can't begin to imagine what it's like to have a vagina let alone have to go through all the bullshit that women have to go through You don't need that in your life man. You know what you do need in your life? Community people who understand you. That's why we tell you guys all the time sending your stories because This story is going to remind somebody of something that happened to them or maybe they're in that situation right now. You can help us pull these dudes back from the brink. I would love that is all about I would love that actually. And while we're doing it we're drinking we're talking shit and we're laughing because that's what makes life worth living. Absolutely correct. We'll see you next time. Take you. That's what it's all about YouTube. Not letting life get to you, if you can help it. But anyways, tubes, I want to say happy Valentine's Day to all my fans and my idols and family and friends. Cheers, you guys and gals are awesome. Thank you for donating your time and money, and I'll catch you later.