Jelly Biskit

Original Video: Jelly Biskit

Rise and shine, YouTube. How goes it in this crazy world of an internet? So right now, I am working on lawns for my next batch. And right now, I'm putting 20 lawns in my next batch. But from now on, the batches are going to get a little bit shorter. And right now I'm putting 20 wands in my next batch. But from now on the batches are going to get a little bit shorter. That way I can do more of them and get them sold to you more quickly. But these last six batches or so that I've made, or five batches I've had some money made and now the batch is just going to be seven lawns per batch after this one. It'll make them a bit more exclusive and… And that way I can make the batches shorter and quicker. But for now… YouTube… for now… I got 21s coming at you in this batch here and I just got three podged letting them dry and I have four left to carve and they look and they got a pile of wands just about ready to be sold and they look awesome. They look ready for Cobra Craft Wands, most excellent. A bit of an entrepreneur if you could say that, I guess. Now I'll be going to my bank here in a minute to get some money for some pizza because quite frankly I am kind of hungry. And I'm getting my paycheck on Monday so if I do end up draining my account to zero it's not like it's going to be empty for too long. Lately whenever I take all the money out of my account I've been ever so finicky about replacing it. So. I'm doing a breakfast food hack video And I hold true to it. Now this is a very simple easy to make snack I discovered how to make it last night I'm sitting here going, you know hungry, what do I got? And I see this beer batter mixture for beer and I'm like bread and I'm like well I don't got beer but I got this and I got that. and the original recipe had mayonnaise in it but I took the mayonnaise out just because yeah you don't want a microwave or bake mayonnaise that's I can get you really sick. if you're not careful so I tweaked the recipe just a bit and the last attempt I made at it was so freaking good. Now this here is basically like a jelly biscuit and a cup. And yeah. Because I'm sitting here thinking to myself, yeah, I know winches right around the corner and quite frankly, quite frankly, Juan Woods is going to be a lot harder to come by, depending on where you can find it. It shouldn't be because usually the leaves have fallen off therefore you're left with just a branch so theoretically speaking it wouldn't be that much harder it just be a lot colder so I have to stay bundled up when I had my snippers with me. but………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… with me. But needless to say, we got our fresh bowl of pipe to bad go. I got both windows open. Get a Charlotte going. That Kentucky Select, oh that's magnificent. I like the cheaper pipe tobacos that you can get and like the big ass bags. It's very convenient. A bag like that. I like the milk smoke shop for instance would cost like 15 bucks. You know what I'm saying? One of them big ass bags and you get… So for the price of three packs of smokes you could literally get a giant ass bag of pipe tobacco. So you end up spending less money for more tobacco that's just smart. One of the things I'm known around town for doing is practicing my magic in public. Waving my wands at street lights, turning them on and off by will. And that's a very simple, simple magic for me to do. And it proves to people in an instant that magic is real. that magic is real. Now on the journey I went through carving this scepter, it spoke to me and it said, keep me for your collection. And to be fair, scepter is quite expensive to make, so it's much cheaper to produce, little handheld wand. Here's one of the lawns I'll be offering my next batch. This is the clear wand. And as you can see, it's just a basic handheld wand. As you can see, it's just a basic handheld wand. It's got no paint. It lets the natural grain of the wood show through. Because the first couple of batches of wands, people are like, well, yeah, it'd be nice if you offered just a natural wood grain to kind of wand. So I tried it out, and then I liked the way it looked, so I try it out and I like the way it looked so I kept it for the batch. You know what I'm saying? but making the batch is smaller I'll be able to get more sold to you within the month. Yeah. And with the Ozzy Osborne concert coming up, I'm definitely going to be saving up some money for that show. It's going to be lit. and I want to try to get my… the black and my Ozzy Knuckles touched up before I go. It's going to be sick. I'll be going to Black Sunday for that. I talked to the awesome tattoo artist who did the Cobra on my left arm. And he said, well, about 50 bucks. I'm like, cool, what's not too bad. And my next tattoo after that would be a cradle afield band logo, like right there on my, right bicep. I'd have it done in like black, and then I'd have it filled in with like hunter green. It looks sick. I mean, if I had those two done I'd be content for a minute that's like four tattoos you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Tattoos are like guns they're fun to have but they're expensive and you got priorities and you gotta be responsible with them. Case in point, I don't need to have a shit ton of guns right now. I mean, it'd be nice, it'd be fun, but if I don't go shooting very often, what's the point? You know what I'm saying? So a good old coach gun's fine with me. Quick to load and…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… A quick to load and The apartment is small a double barrel 12 gauge stoger coach gun That's like five six years old But fresh out of whole in the wall gunsmithing with a brand new stock shoot like a dream stock shoots like a dream. The stock they replaced it with came with a little limb savor and I'm not complaining. Prior to shooting that gun before the stock broke the original stock just had the plastic on it. I'd go out and shoot it regularly. And, um, yeah. So if you're ever in the need to get your gun fixed and you're in the local area, give Hole in the Wall, Gun Smith, and Jingle. It did an excellent job fixing bad company. Of course you've all seen my gun gun I'm not going to show it off on on camera I might get my video flag you know what I'm saying? fuck that noise. And fuck mass shootings. I'm tired of that shit. Like we're better than that America come on. What must people think all across the world when they see all these mass shootings in America? They sit there and think Americans in their guns, right? But truth be told, gun violence is a problem that affects the world and, you know, it's sad. It really is So I want to grab a fresh coffee cup to make this say what? a coffee cup. Well, there's a little bit of coffee in the recipe, so… Yeah, sitting here loading a nice fat bowl of Kentucky Select. I just got done trimming and paging three wands that were drying from last night. And as soon as those are done, they get added to the batch. When they're done drying. But they get added to the batch. When they're done drying, well at these last four to carve out, you can expect to have someone's up on Etsy by Sunday. And another reason why I'm making the batches smaller is because, well I do have a legit wand business, it is a bit unfair to sit there with like 20 packages at the United States Post Office here in Casper and there's a huge ass fucking line of people waiting to get their packages shipped. It's very inconvenient for them because people got to process it. So, eh? But to be fair, I'm putting Casper on the map, baby. Two reasons people come to Casper, the Eclipse and Gothic mother truck in King Cobra. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I don't let my celebrity status go to my head. I try to be very humble about that, but I'm just saying. I'm sitting there shopping at Home Depot to buy supplies to make a scepter for Etsy. One of the locals commented, he's putting Casper on the map, and I'm like, I kind of ignored it at first, and then I started thinking about it, and I'm like, well, yeah. I kind of ignored. I mean to be fair sometimes I'll mess up on the national anthem while I'm playing and it happens so you just keep playing because it's a guitar. It's fun to play. It gives a fuck if you mess up. That's the point of playing guitar in the first place. You know what I'm saying? And it's quite fun when I wave my scepter of the light and the light just blinks. Blinks on turns off and then dimmers for a minute and then boom turns on and people are around to witness it. It's like whoa dude how the fuck did he do that? I keep that bastard right there you know you can see it just sitting in the background. My next two crystals wons with Quartz Crystal plan on being stabs, but those are going to be super expensive to ship and I end up cost a lot more to ship because the box is going to cost a lot more to ship because the box is going to have to be like. Yeah. The last couple of months have sold so successfully that I'd be a fool to stop doing this business. So I'm going to show y'all how to make a dank ass on the go snack. People like biscuits and jam for breakfast. That's pretty common. I'll only show you how to make a big ass biscuit with a little bit of jam. It's going to be sweet. Check this shit out. Now the first thing you're going to need YouTube is a big ass coffee mug. The second thing you're going to need is a big ass coffee mug. The second thing you're going to need is some beer bread mixture. It doesn't have any beer in it, you got to add that separately, but if you don't have any beer, we can make this work. And what you're going to do is, oh look at that, I think it's empty, not quite. There we go. And now it's empty. Okay, nice. Now that you've gotten your beer batter, multiple containers, and you've got a big old fullagers container that's like this much full, here's a simple life hack. You take all of those different coffee beans from different containers and then pour it into the same container and you mix and match it into the same container You mix and match your flavors This is poured into a folders black silk. Folders black silk is delicious Now want to take a pinch of this coffee ground We're going to sprinkle it in here just like that. It's going to eat a whole lot, maybe a little bit more, just like that, just for flavor. I'm not checking out this crazy shit. We're going to put some smuckers right in there. Right on top of the coffee. We're going to put some smuckers right in there. Right on top of the coffee. And you don't hear a whole lot of smuckers, but just enough to mix in there. Put right on top. There we go. At this point you're watching this video like, what, and the fuck is Gothic, King Cobra, making this shit looks weird. Hold on. Just me on this. And a little bit more. There we go. Now we're going to add one more ingredient. And I should chew not, that final ingredient is just a little bit of water. And now that we've got the water in there. We're going to take the knife that we just used for that jelly. we're going to stir around the cup. Take all the coffee grounds off the side and just stir it around. Once you mix that little pinch of water in there, you're going to start to notice that your beer batter bread is going to literally start to thicken up like a paste or a goo, if you will. And that's what you're looking for. That is exactly what you're looking for. You want to stir the fuck out of this shit. You want to keep stirring, keep stirring, make sure all your ingredients are mixed really well. All that jelly in the pinch of coffee you put in there. you put in there. And you put in. ingredients are mixed really well. All that jelly in the pinch of coffee you put in there. Stir it around, stir it around. Stir it in nice, complete circles. Stir until it becomes impossible to stir is what I'm getting at. Yeah, there we go. Just make a little bit of noise. Getting it off the knife, but… Yeah. the knife but yeah try not to waste a fair warning this is going to make a huge mess of your coffee mug, but that's all right. There is truly no dish you cannot cook without making at least a little bit of a mess, right? All right. Now you're left with something like that. It looks like a goopy mess in your cup. Hold on a second. Now watch what happens when we microwave it for 4 minutes, 44 seconds, and a very powerful microwave. I'll. Okay. I got about less than two minutes left so it's not going to take too long. But once it's done microwaving we're going to take it out with a cougon first and again. And then I want to bring it over on camera, show you to you what it looks like. Take a knife and kind of go around the outside of it or a fork, and just kind of dump it out onto a bowl so you can see what the final product look like. And you would be looking at this like, huh, consistency is much like a biscuit, but eat a little bit of baked in coffee grounds and the sweetness from the jam with the jelly. Yeah. And if you want to add Natala to this, you could. I'm just saying. You could add Natala peanut butter, all over the jam? Some coffee grounds do it, you be set. Same concept. But check the shit out what was done. I don't know, the last video was kind of depressing. I mean, I had to spread awareness of it, dude. So we're gonna kind of lighten the mood a bit with this video, showing you how to make some awesomeness and a cup, because that's what's enough. 23 seconds left, baby, forever clean before. And now we have a look at our final product. And now we have a look at our final product. You see, it's done. It does make a mess of your coffee cup but totally worth it. So what I want to do now is I'm going on in a circle with the fork and basically freeing this weird concoction from it's encampment. In capture man wherever the fuck you want to call it. There we go. Put that in the sink to soak. There we go. There we go. Awesome. There we go. Aspen sauce. Put that in the sink to soak. and look at what the finished product look like when it is fresh out of the microwave I'll flip it over boom it's like a giant biscuit you see the jelly poking through its little purple spots the jelly poking through its little purple spots. That's where the jellies melted at So I want to do now is I want to break it in half No no no no no no no no no no. And here's a cross section right there. You can see all the jelly swirled in the middle just like that that's not bad it tastes like bread You get some like butter or some honey, put it on top. There you go. Like legitimately if you mix the oatmeal with this. Oh yeah. Just when my Quaker is sentiment and brown sugar oatmeal mixed with that bread banner mixture. It has a very fluffy consistency, nice and chewy, You get the hint of that jelly coming through. So you have like a little bit of sweetness to kind of counteract the biscuit taste. Yeah. It basically tastes like a biscuit with jelly. And there's all kinds of things you could add to this mixture too. You know what I'm saying? And there's all kinds of things you could add to this mixture too. You could have mangoes to it, you know what I'm saying? this mixture too. You could have mangoes to it, you know what I'm saying? But that's basically how you do it. That's a really pretty cross section too, look at that. You can see the jelly poking through. Not exactly nutritious, but yeah. I mean I suppose he's wanted to add like a shot about wiser to this she could or but like, but like, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, because the microwave would cook all the alcohol out he'd be left with the flavor of it but But that's a big ass coffee mug yo and depending on how big you want to make it goes a bigger mug and just one and half of this is like dude. You can legitimately turn this into a once a cool off a bit and you cut it in half. You can make that into a breakfast sandwich bun. No bullshit, fucking toasted. Boy, you put your egg in between. And there's so much you do with this simple dish right here and you saw how easy as fuck that was to make And I still got this big ass hawk in half for later, but I'm definitely saying that for later because the one, the first half was pretty feeling. Well look at that beautiful cross section, you see all the jellies swirled in there, nice and pretty. I'm So there's a rumor that Ozzy and Athena agreed, so I'm going to repaint a section of this wand here. Let's see. Got this nice dark. Got this nice dark red. Kind of reminds me the time he dyed his hair red and black. I'm also going to make the point of it glow in the dark. But I'll make you the… I'll make it red and black. Like he and also wood engraved it with some cool stuff. And I didn't, uh, repainted it with some cool stuff. And I didn't fuck with that way repainted this section right here and I want to get some black paint? Let's go over the top of that. Let's see, it's just… Cross black, yes it is. There we go. Okay. Got the red and the black on there. That looks really cool. And then. really cool and then right there it says Aussie and then it's a sweet leaf on one side and then Prince of Darkness wraps around it and it says rock and roll along side over here, it across right there, and a pent right there. As soon as this dries, it looks pretty cool. I didn't use painter's tape either, I just went over the colors that I did. As soon as this is done drawing, I'm going to do the type of it white so I can make the type of it glow in the dark. But there we go, that looks pretty sweet. Because I remember when Ozzy would die his hair, black and red, and shit like that. And there's so much of it on here that just by doing this and that you can see with a, where the, uh, the black and the red are swirling, together like a lava lamp kind of. Because apparently this is the second thing about not having cable man. Because I can't watch Jack and Ozzy's wild adventure show, you know what I'm saying? I'm sure I could watch it online, but that's… But… Yeah, I heard Ozzy's not a fan of the color green and I'm like, oh, that's understandable, you know. On Jack and Ozzy's wild adventures or whatever, whatever, he said, he hates the color green and on like, okay? That is not a problem if you're making a wand for the Prince of Darkness himself. Yeah. Why not make it, you know, look like this? Red and black, you're okay, Jack. You know how that saying goes. When identifying a corn snake from a king snake, yeah. But, um, dude, that's cool looking. I like that I turned down. It was already black on this little section right here, so I didn't have to put much red paint there. I'll end up getting some painters tape so that way when this dries completely I can just do the tip of it and then cover the rest of this section up Hellfucking yeah. I'm definitely looking forward to the Ozzy concert in October. It's going to be late. Oh my god, the Denver Colorado Sea Ozzy Reform Live. It's going to be sick. I want to smoke with you all I'm up there, I am totally down. You already know. You already know. If I'm down there in Colorado, in Denver where it's illegal and I'm not a rock concert, you already fucking know. You already fucking know, you too. Yeah. I'll see. Yeah. a wand for jay-k around, believe me or not. And you can see her name carved right there on the side. It wraps around the wand. And the tip and the handle gl glow in the dark. You charge them with light and they light up. Let's see, just to make sure. Just to make sure. Probably free him a white tape without using painters tape that would be too hard to fit terribly hard. But I'd have to be particularly careful because I like the way the red and the black is swirling. And the paints not even dripping off. And the paint's not even dripping off. Consoncrete long life and creativity into those ones. As soon as I said that there was like this glow around that wand and the vice clamp. Yeah. Now I can't bring the wand to the Aussie concert. They think it was a weapon because of how long and pointy it is. So I'm better off trying to mail it to him. But when I got sent back to me, I was like, I got the wrong address. And then I took the ass aside to make it look cooler. I'll have to repodge it, both those wands, on the tip there, when they're done drawing, but that's not going to be a problem. But anyways that's how you make jelly biscuit and a cup.