Original Video: King Cobra Malt liquor review
What is up you too? It's your boy King Cobra and I'm back at you with another video. And a buddy of mine was in Colorado recently and he had some molt liquor he was drinking on and he gave me the rest to try because I'd never had it before. So I want to move… to try because I'd never had it before. So I want to move. Some stuff around here. I want to set the camera down so we can try it. Now what exactly am I drinking on? This is where I have left in the molt liquor Maybe you'll recognize the label if I show it Oh look at that. Yes, sir I'm about to try some King Cobra molt liquor Like legitimately there's the lid lid there's part of the label like what are the fucking odds okay I've always wanted to try King Cobra malt liquor y'all got a malt liquor named after my favorite snake. And then my buddy Joe was like, well, you want the rest of this, you can have it. I'm like, okay. I would have tried them sooner if they were to carry them here in town, but unfortunately that's not the case, YouTube and Facebook. So here's King Cobra's review of King Cobra malt liquor. Put that pipe out for a second. All right, so this isn't the whole bottle of it, but it's enough for me to have a taste of it. Hm. Damn. I'm not just saying it because it's named after my favorite snake. I'm not just saying it because it's named after my favorite snake. But this is good. Yo. I like King Cobra Maltlicker. That's good. Why the fuck did they not sell this shit here in town? But yeah, that's good. I could drink this. If Facebook already knows I'm gonna have this gone in like a couple of seconds man. It's enough for me to take a couple big swigs and get a full taste of it, you know. Mmm. Yeah. Mmm. Because people have always asked me YouTube, they're like, well since you call yourself King Cobra, have you tried King Cobra malt liquor? And up until this point I honestly haven't tried it until tonight and I could probably get the liquor shed to start carrying these, but that'd be a long-ass ways just to go for a fucking 40. Eww. you know If you're just tuning in to Facebook Live, I'm sipping on some god damn malt liquor. But not just any malt liquor. King Cobra malt liquor to be more specific. People are like, have you ever tried it? You know what I'm saying? Up until tonight I have not tried it. And my buddy Joe gave me the rest of his. He's like here, you want to try this? I'm like, yeah, sure. I never had King Cobra Malt liquor until tonight. And I got to say I love King Cobra Malt Malt Liquor. I think I just found I think I just found a new favorite beer. Not just because it's named after my favorite snake, but that actually tastes good. I like that a lot. I could mix this with some monster energy drink and be content. Yeah. Well, my birthday is coming up, YouTube, and about two days. This coming Monday on March 26, I will be 27 years old. Two old to die young, officially. But… You know, I don't like getting older, but, you know, nothing you can do about it. I mean, when you're a kid, you're just like, oh, I can't wait to be 18, blah, blah, blah. Then once you're 18, you're like, oh shit, I can't wait to be 21. Then once you're 21, it're like, oh shit, I can't wait to be 21. Then once you're 21, it's like, well, fuck. All the fun ages have been, all the fun ages have been reached already. It's pretty much just downhill from there. And you think, oh you just turned 21, it doesn't last forever. One day you'll fucking wake up and you're two days away from your 27th birthday and it's like, fuck! Seriously, you two, one day you're gonna fucking wake up and you're practically almost 27 and you're thinking wait a minute didn't I just turn to anyone what what the fuck is this shit but yeah if you just joining me on Facebook live I'm sipping on a king cobra malt liquor well Daniel Brit says that's why you enjoy life well you try to I guess if you can't enjoy life if you can't enjoy life as a whole then you find stuff you enjoy doing in life. And for me, that's my guitar playing and, you know, making videos and chit-chating with my fans. I've seen a cute ass chick at Lofen Jug the other day, YouTube. I was hanging out with my buddy Scott and he's like, bro, could you go get a two-liter? And I'm like, yeah, sure. So he hands me the money to go get a two-liter and as I'm walking out the door his mom Miljour's like you're going a little fun juggling I'm like yeah she goes what can you get a pack of smokes to you while you're there and I'm like yeah she hands me at ten so I go in there I get my two-leader and the cigarettes that I'm supposed to be there to get and standing in line I see this cute ass chick with hair color similar to mine. I was kind of checking her out but then she turned her on to look at me. And I'm checking her out too like as soon as our eyes met I'm like holy shit. In the back of my mind I'm like dude, chick has got some pretty green eyes hell fucking yeah and then she smiles at me real big and everything and I tried to play it off like I don't give a shit but I could feel I could feel myself smiling and then she turns around and stops for a second as she's walking out the door and I could just tell she was waiting for something to happen and sure enough I'm checking her out I'm checking her out the door and my mouth does this and I'm still kicking myself for not saying something witty. I know. like a dumb ass. Yeah I'll talk a big game but really I do not have the courage to talk to women very often unfortunately. I got all these things in the back of my mind like oh you have Asperger's you're socially awkward you don't deserve blah but just a bunch of shit you know. If I would have been prepared for such attractive goddess, if I would have been prepared for some smoking hot green-eyed goddess to just randomly be in front of me, if I would have been more prepared, I would have said something like Hey, you like guitar players because I'd rock your world You know what I'm saying? but I'm a bigger man than most because I can admit when I'm defeated. In the back of my mind I'm like maybe she was just smiling because she was being polite. You know… I'd like to believe she was smiling at me because she thought I was attractive and she wanted to get with me and she wanted to get with me but in the back of my mind I'd like to believe she was smiling at me because she thought I was attractive and she wanted to get with me but in the back of my mind I'm like don't be so quick to assume the positives you know. Oh man, this King Cobra malt liquor is almost gone and I'm just like, oh Dammett Casper, why doesn't any of your liquor stores carry this? It's bullshit. I found a new favorite beer and the closest the closest place I can get King Cobra Molt liquor is in Colorado. Go fucking figure. It's okay I like King Cobra Malt liquor even if it wasn't a full one. I don't care. It's got some bite to it. I like King Cobra Malt liquor this is my new favorite beer. This is legitly my new favorite beer. This is legitly my new favorite beer. This is tastier than Cobour's missed in my opinion. Why wasn't I introduced to this deliciousness sooner? Ah…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Did you know that Cradle of Filt is coming to Denver Colorado in April and then Ozzy's coming in the play in Denver Colorado in October? Man, I wish I had the money to go to both, I wish I had the money to go to both of those concerts. Go down to Colorado, buy some weed, buy some king cobras, go to the concert and just chug king cobras and smoke weed and watch them all play live and shed. That's wishful thinking though, so I'm not gonna you know you know Yeah, I'm just hanging out tonight I thought well if I'm gonna do if I'm gonna be drinking on some King Cobra Malt liquor I gotta I gotta legitimately do a review of this even if it's not a whole one that's still it's a beer with my fucking YouTube persona name on it my fucking stage name is on the beer okay it's King Cobra Molt liquor it's like I've never had it before and I want to a review for YouTube and be like YouTube if you if you've never if you're old enough to drink god damn it if you're old enough to drink then buy some king cobra malt liquor you cannot go wrong with this this is like compared to all the malt liquors I've tried this is my favorite one and I'm not just saying it because my favorite snake is named after it or whatever I'm being serious this is mmm just makes me say Casper sucks that much more and the only reason I say that is because none of the liquor stores here in town are gonna carry this bullshit I mean Casper is not the worst city to live in but it has moments where you just like get me the fuck out of this shit whole town. It has this fucking moments where you're just like get me the fuck out of this one-horse town. It has this fucking moments where you're just like, get me the fuck out of this shit hole, one horse town. You know. Yeah, I'll talk a lot of shit on Casper, but guess what? It's home, so… Nah! The way that chick smiled at me, it like her smile seemed to warm me up just for a bit. And I didn't know how to react to it. It was like I was kind of put on the spot like… Oh hey, this cute ass chick with green eyes just checking you out. Totally looks like your type of chick and all you could do is stand there like a fucking idiot. Truth be told YouTube I'm not focused on dating right now. I'm trying to work on improving myself if that makes any sense. I'll be the first to acknowledge it. I have a nasty ass temper. I'm way too hard on myself and I'm a cynical asshole. So these are traits that most women don't find attractive. So if I could work on my temper and work on my confidence and learn to be a little less harsh on myself, that might actually improve my chances in the dating department. One bottle empty. Hmm. Now keep in mind I have not drinking a single drop of alcohol until now. And, um… Yeah, for malt liquor this is pretty strong. It's got some bite to it. I like it. King Cobra, Molt Liquor gets the gothic King Cobra seal of approval. I'm like, I'm like, I know what's gonna happen, I'll get home, I'll try it, I'll be like, oh this is super fucking good, and then I'll be pissed because not a single liquor store here in town carries it. And that's exactly what happened. I get home, I try it, and I'm like, yo, this is some good beer, I can rock with this shit. And then I'm like, oh yeah, that's right, none of the goddamn liquor stores here in town carry it. You gotta go to the fucking Colorado just to get a fucking 40 of this. Oh. Ugh. Oh. Anyways, this is King Cobra JFS with another Molt liquor review or drink review. Reviewing King Cobra Molt liquor. Thank you for watching and I'll catch you cool coppers later.