Original Video: Pay Day
Good Find Afternoon YouTube. So I got my first paycheck from my job today and it wasn't very big but it was still bigger than I've had in a minute. And I bought, well, two cigars. I already smoked half a one. I bought two packs of cigarettes. I also picked up some more pipe tobacco. This is what six ounces of pipe tobacco looks like, YouTube. This combination of pipe tobacco is black cherry, blackberry brandy, and creamy vanilla. These are literally my top three favorite picks of pipe tobacco from the ash cigar store. And I mixed it before starting the video. So, yeah, once my cigarettes run out, I have all this pipe tobacco to smoke. That's a good grip of pipe tobacco, I tell you what. I've had this combination of pipe tobacco. I'll tell you what. I've had this combination of pipe tobacco before it's delicious. And the six… Now for the price I paid for two cigars, two packs of smokes, and six ounces of pipe tobacco, I literally paid the price of a carton of cigarettes here in Casper for all this tobacco that I bought and well I can give a god damn to you that those cigarettes aren't going to last me long. They're like four days for both packs and that's quite alright. That's what I got all is pipe tobacco Also I got some liquor to do a drink combination for another video but Right now I want to do a drink review and my buddy Alex Campbell also wants to do a drink combination of his own, so yeah also wants to do a drink combination of his own. So yeah. Um, Keepercast is holding a contest, or not really a contest, but a complication I should say. Let's mark my cigar back up. Oh, that's the lighter my buddy, Alex bought me. So, Austin is a spare lighter. grab my other lighter than I have here This is my other lighter. It's got the Decoration of Independence printed on it against the flag. I spoil my people's YouTube Yeah Yeah, you like, don't you? You like sucking out that big fat robusto cigar, huh? He's like, fucking outlights, I can't argue with him, I can't, it's so good. Oh yeah, these black cherry deliciososos are delicious. You know, I was going to give one to wrong white and I… But can't, it's so good. Oh yeah, these black cherry deliciosos are delicious. I was gonna give one to Ron White and all I would have had to do was walk down to the stage like Mr. White I'm a huge fan. So I gave you this cigar. He would be like, hell yeah. What kind of pissed me off though was there was a person in the crowd being rude at the Ron White show. Ron White told him off it was fucking awesome. But I didn't want to bug him during his show so I just I kept it for myself. Well I tried to give him to him after the show but didn't get a chance to, so I ended up. That's right. Now the competition on keeper cast is going to be between me and the fake motherfucker pretending to be me and the competition includes four categories guitar playing drink combination pipe smoking and pipe, and ventriloquism. Those four things. So I'll make a separate video with my drink combo and then get a little bit of guitar playing and some ventriloquism and some pipe smoking. I'll do that later on today. But right now I want to make this quick little video. All right, drink review. Uh-huh. You hear that YouTube? It's drink review time. Yes, it is. and I'm here to review Mountain Dew's green label. Oh yeah. Now you've seen me try Mountain Dew Black label several times. Mountain Dew Black label is my favorite Mountain Dew of all time. I've tried Mountain Dew white label. is in a category of its own deliciousness. So far, all the Mountain Dew labels I've tried, both green and white label, I mean, blah, sorry, I haven't tried Green Label yet. But I've tried black label, I've tried white label, and both those Mountain Dew's are delicious. So now I'm here to try Mountain Deer Green label. I'm on the sponsor so just throwing it out there. All the opinions of this drink are my own. Nobody pressured him to make me his opinions. Nobody held a finger again to his head. Well, looking at the liquid, it's definitely green. Ooh. This is um, crafted green apple. Crafted green apple kiwi. Hmm. Oh. Oh. Crafted green apple kiwi. Mmm. Huh. label is delicious. I've tried all three of the labels now, Mountain Dew Black label, Mountain Dew White label, and now Mountain Dew Green label. YouTube. This right here is good soda. Hold on. Now I actually go really well with that drink of yours. Uh-huh. You want to try it? I'm down. Only Campbell bought himself some sour apple crown royal. Yeah. And it comes into the green bag. I've had sour apple crown royal. It's delicious. Oh, look at that. I'm definitely thinking that sour apple crown royal will taste good mixed with this. I already know. I haven't tried it yet, but I already know. We got a cup right there there man. I mean, I'll grab my, uh, yeah. Let's hit this down. I'm up a bit more up. All right. And um Oh, and just for future reference, you don't have to mix it. You can always chase it, YouTube. You need a simple shot glass at your local liquor store, it's like 99 cents. All right, so I poured a little bit of that sour apple crown royal in there. And then, someone with this Mountain Dew Green label. I got a sprawl. That's quite all right. But it's all good. Yeah. And a buddy is going to make me a lamp out of the bottle. Oh yeah. Mmm. Mmm. And a buddy is going to make me a lamp out of the bottle.. Yeah.. Mmm……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. Dew Green label. Let's see how it tastes. Mmm. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, my taste buds are having an orgasm right now. Oh. YouTube. Mountain Dew Green label, mixed with sour apple crown royal. Wow, that's a good drink combo. Let me pour some of that in there for you. Nah, this is for… Oh. This is for that… Oh, you got your own drink combo, you're going to do? Oh yeah. Okay, cool. cool. Homeboy Campbell is going to mix up some of the new monster black energy mixed with some monster and the ultra black mixture of sour apple crowns a very cherry taste to it with some sour green apple and we'll see what we get kind of made it look a little bit reddish-purple. Right. No worry, YouTube. I have a secondary can of monster. It's kind of purple now. Oh, you get that real, it's a real cherry burst of flavor with the citrus. And then you get the carbonation and right behind the carbonation comes the very, very sweet taste of the green apple. Here, try some. I will trade. All right. Mmm. I especially love how the green label meld out the burn of the sour apple crown and didn't disrupt the apple taste at all. Actually kind of amplified it. You didn't amplify it because it's green apple. Oh yeah. But no, I'm going to call this, this combo right here, I'm going to call it Logan's Fist. Nice. And tomorrow I will be coming over here and sharing my new tattoo. It'll be freshly done. I've had this cobra for over a year on my arm now. And then I've had this for longer. Well, June 7th I will have this wolf tattoo for a year. Nice. I always try to go into my tattooers and get a tattoo around. Right. Since I started collecting them, you know. The old saying is true once you start you can't stop. Yeah. It becomes an addiction. I might take it to pay apparently. I can't really. Um, a couple… Actually, I can't really say that I hardly feel it at all. Well, there's a couple more tattoos I want to get. I want to get demon wings on my back and I want to get some awns and knuckles either rather cross my left hand or my right hand just OZZ why and then I want to get a cradle of filth band logo tattooed somewhere like black and then filled in with dark green I don't know after that but tattoos are expensive so I'm perfectly content with the two that I got right now. Well, also it also helps you too if you keep going back to the same artist. Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Black Sunday Tattoo Parlor did an awesome job on this Cobra. I've got a lot of comments on it, a lot of good comments on it, you know. Well like, I know all my tattoos I get through my tattooers. I have a lifetime touch-up on it. I got this done at McGough Tattoo Parlor in Valley City North Dakota back when I'm on it. Oh yeah. For the life of me and the tattoo artist I go to that tattoo artist and get touched up for free. I don't know if they're still in business or not but my first tattoo I got this done at Macawt Tattoo Parlor in Valley City North Dakota back when I was just turned 18 at the time and then I got this done about about a year ago a little over a year ago a year a couple months ago and a couple months ago and this cobra took to my skin quite nicely. I, I got a pot leaf right there on one side, and then I got a pot leaf over here. And on the head of the cobra right here, I got a panogram. It looks like a fuck. I don't know. I just had to say it like that man, I'm sorry. No, just no, just no. Hey, at least I'm not working at the mall doing that. Oh God. Yeah, how's your girlfriend feel about you talking like that? She thinks it's funny. Well, there you go. She thinks it's funny, well there you go. I make fun of her shoes when she's shopping too. She'll be like, what do you think of these babies? Oh my god, they're so perfect. And she's just like, come on, I'm being a smart ass. I'm seriously, they're perfect for your feet. Well, how do you mean they're perfect? They fit, don't they? Sorry I'm a very blunt and honest guy. Yeah. Baby, does this dress make my ass look fat? Makes it look sexy fat? How the fuck is there a sexy fat? Oh no, you tell me? For some odd reason, all my friends get to have girlfriends. I get to be the one poor bastard that doesn't get to have one. Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's not that bad man. I mean, you could be trying to build a life for the woman. You know, and you could have an ex-wife, you know, too, and on top of that, you know. All my tripping out about it, because, you know, sometimes being single is a blessing and disguise. But at least you don't have to go buy your woman you know cigarettes and a phone card she's wearing out a phone time. But you know you definitely have to take care of number one first yourself. Yeah well every chick I've had a crush on or thought about asking you know I've been told no about every chick I liked and it sucks, you know. You know, and even though I've been told I want attractive individual, when you get told no by every chick you have a crush on or want to ask out, you know, you don't feel so attractive, you feel like a loser piece of shit. Even though I know for a loser piece of shit. Even though I know for a fact, I'm not a loser piece of shit. Well, we are getting crushed on time here a little bit. You know, I get, you know, I will admit that I did not make the smartest decision with Stephanie when I needed her, but the only thing I can do is, you know, learn from my past…. until anyone can do… Right, if I could do it over, I wouldn't have cheated on Stephanie, but at the time it happened, you know, you spend your entire life getting rejected by women and all of a sudden, you can get easy access to Pussy, you know what I'm saying? And I'll admit, I let the confidence of it go to my head a little bit, you know, and… yeah. Yeah. I've got two bags of cigarettes for a little bit. If I could give her a cigarette for every fuck, I would have like 40 bucks owed to be by now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd be like, damn. Like, so, well four actually, if you count, if you don't count, the chick I cheated on Stephanie with, which, you know, the chick I cheated on Stephanie, which is one of those chicks that you get drunk and you make a mistake, of you know she wasn't the prettiest and she wasn't that good at it but you know that's the thing about about it really you know and the funny thing of it is is one of my friends was in their van and the tire went out so they, excuse me, parked their, they parked their van in the parking lot somewhere here in town and he walks to the gas station to fucking air up his spare tire and walk back. And while he's walking there, I've heard this chick I was drinking with a cigarette to fuck me and well I talked to her actually and yeah. I was gonna say bro if she's fucking you or something wrong. I could at least say this in my defense every chick I've had sex with has never complained. In fact some of of them, some of them have even complimented me on my performance. Troopers is filmed on scene with the men and women of the Imperial Forces. All suspects are considered guilty or else they would be suspects. I love that show. Right love that show. Right. It's fucking awesome. Fannie Perry and Cops. You know, for two of these cigars and like six ounces of pipe tobacco at the cigar store, I look like $34 in some odd cents. Which is not bad at all. Considering that that much that's like half of that tobacco that I had when I bought tobacco from them last time at the at the Ashigar store literally like three ounces lasted me damn year two weeks so. Three ounces lasted me a little bit like know three ounces actually lasted me two weeks. Which is surprising because usually you know any cigarette tobacco already kind of cheap tobacco doesn't last you up on. Yeah. Let's five o'clock somewhere. Ha ha ha. Hey man I'm already done. Hmm…. Ha ha ha ha! Hey man, I'm already done. You know, I was gonna say this crown for at home, but I'm saying fuck it. Yes, that was my lethal laugh. That's right, man. And it's your crown. Do what the fuck you want with it. I will do whatever the fuck I want with my crown. I'll wear on top my head of I watched it. I tend to think if the chicks I used to have a crush on in high school could seem to me. I'm saying this right now. Here is what left I'm going to drink. Here's some more for King Cobra over here, my good friend Josh, some more for him to have. And whatever comes out in paper, there's a gift to rusting me off on. I think I've got to get… About the day off today, so, you know… I'm a rebel. I work today. But then again, it doesn't help I work at a couple officers, I was just too nice, I work at a bar. Yeah, and you don't act stupid when you're drunk. No. So… I've been told by a police officer a couple times when I'm wrong, I'm too compliant. I've had a couple officers, I was just too nice and too compliant with them and they're just like, man we can't take you to jail. All right, where you live? Such and such, all right, we're giving you a ride there just as you get there, pass the fuck out. I'm caught so nice. And some of them are complete ticks. Now the drink combination I will be making in my next video because it'll be much easier that way Tofour can I'll send Tofour the video once this I'm uploading yeah I also bought a Mountain Dew black label. Some peach tea. Monster mutin green soda. Jack Daniels Tennessee honey. And a bottle of pink champagne. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, King Cup was gonna go all out for this drink combination when you see it. You wait and see. Five different drinks, one cup. Oh. Damn. Five different drinks, one cup? Well, sounds better than two girls, one cup. Oh yeah, or four girls finger paint. I was in junior high when two girls one cup came out and there's no, no. People tell me about it. Just the, just for the name alone, I was just like no. I've seen the girl, I've seen that two girls one cup, it's nasty. And then the fucking sequel, four girls finger paint, it's equally as disturbing. the fucking sequel for girls finger paint it's equally as disturbing yeah I'm just like to know how many of these kids he lets me take four g in your opinion which you think is better the PS3 or the PS4 my opinion the PS3 because it has so it has a lot more games you still have free online service they still absolutely care about you playing PS3 they know PS3 is still in demand for brand new PS3s I mean Walmart quit seldom about six months ago but that's only because it's overstock and they send all that overstock back to the factory and the back factory has to get rid of it somehow so they put it back on the streets and label it as used even though it's brand new yeah and they still have a lot of warranties that's still a lot of products there's still a lot of gamers playing I played warr hammer 40 case, space marine on a PS3, and I've been playing for going on four years now. And I'm one of the most respected members of my chapter. In fact, I'm a high-ranking officer. Well, it's mainly because I'm drinking pocket and they can't touch me, so. And if they do, I reel them in the ass with my machine guns. Four G. That's a thing. Four G. Well, I… Four seasons, summer, fall, winter, spring. Every president serves four years in office per term. There's four quarters in a game of football. The number four is everywhere I'll drink to that. I will most definitely drink to that. Speaking of the number four, my son turned four on 12th of me. Really? How's up?. number four my son turned four on the 12th of me really how about that how about that roommate Russ had his birthday the same day 57 Wow man, Logan's fist started to kick me in the ass. I feel like I'm beating myself up over here. And then I'm gonna be all hyper when I go into work, so yeah. Well as long as you're not that hyponism's productivity, they ain't gonna care. Well yeah, true, true. And also when I get off, I'm going over to my buddy's house, hooking up my PS3, getting new account, made downloading all my games that I want. I also buy a brand new $50 PlayStation card and a brand new PS3, so… On my T-spring campaign, I sold seven shirts. That's the most I've sold in a minute and I made like 70 some odd dollars in profit so there you go. I got a hundred fifty gig by PS3 at our local pawn shop Mr. Monier for 75 bucks with the cords and everything. Let's see Mountain Dew Green label mixed with sour apple crown royal. I should call this drink drink combination a green Cobra. A green Cobra, huh? Mm-hmm. Green Cobra. Green Cobra? Green Cobra? And Logan's fist. Two very good drinks that we can guarantee will get anti-party popping. Unless you have some ecstasy then that'll work for sure. Right. Just get the heroin base though, don't get the methamphetamine base that's just horrible. Maybe it's not fun. Unless you're in a shower. You want to hear a joke? The Dare program. Hell I knew more about drugs after a guy that I did before. Go figure. Yeah, well, you know what Aunt Tara taught me how to do? was how to get the drugs safely and how to consume them safely and how not to get caught. That seems kind of counter-productive to their whole Schmidt. And then you wonder why there's dare communities everywhere? Oh! Exactly! Because they want you to fuck up. They want you to do the shit. They tell you they don't place reverse psychology. They actually want you to. they actually want you to. You know, I tried to do nice things from time to time. And I can remember when there was a Go Fund me out there that wasn't making a whole lot of money. And it had been on Go Fund me for a couple months. And well, I tried to do a nice thing and problem. But then they took it down and on top of that I had a bunch of nasty negative mean comments from people about the person who the go-for-me was for and you know that kind of pissed me off. I tried to help somebody raise money for their medical expenses and just have a bunch of fucking assholot rolls you know. Sounds like you're talking about my ex-wife. She had to go fund me there for a while which is stupid. No this wasn't your ex-wife. It's okay it's okay if you help out the pitch, but don't let me know about it. And if you do, just know, I'm going to look at you and be like, you dick. All right, let's drink. Now this was the rally for Todd Rode, him and his wife. Him and his wife were… I actually donated 20 bucks to that. Did you? I walked straight up to the actual family and gave him 20 bucks? No, you didn't I didn't pay pal on it. No, you didn't because no there's a there's a cousin that lives in town I'm pretty sure Well, I got a hold of this one person who said that they were gathering money for the fun razor and I had it in 20 bucks the fundraiser and I handed him 20 bucks. You know that's funny that you say that because when I was walking home one night there was a female student with the same last name that went to NC and she won some award. All I know is I try to help out as much as I can. Yeah, same here. You know it's quite possible that Seven Jilger could have been like, oh, I'm raising money for such and such people and blah blah blah, I had him 20 bucks and egos around just goes to get some fucking alcohol on some cigarettes. It could be possible. Todd wrote his wife has this bone disease. And I forget what it's called, but it makes life difficult. And I made this suggestion because both Todd and his wife live in North Dakota. And North Dakota just recently legalized medical marijuana. And based off of the research that I've done medical marijuana does wonders for broken bones and so I made a suggestion that and they didn't have to follow it mind you but I made a suggestion that Todd Rode's wife should try medical marijuana for her disease if it doesn't cure it at the very least it'll fucking really the pain of it. Yeah. Yeah. And then when they closed their go-fummy campaign after not making the full amount, I was worried because I thought that's… I thought that the… I thought that the… I thought that the… I thought that the… I thought that the… I thought that the… I thought that the um I thought that the trolls had scared them off their go-fund me page and made them want to lead it and if that's the case I feel awful for that you know I'm saying like I try to do something nice for somebody and you know well then that's not your fucking fault that's fucking the trolls fall. on some of the comments people are making on that video when I made a video and I linked the go-fund me page in the video and I said hey if you could donate one dollar to this that would be awesome you know what I'm saying and because nobody likes getting stuck with medical expenses man, that's some bullshit. Well, see, you know, we're the land of the free, but we're only free as long as we go to Christian churches. And we pay a shit ton of fucking money that we shouldn't have to pay for these extra services that are supposed to be provided to us by our U.S. government through the Constitution. That's a problem with our U.S. government. Let me help you finish this real quick. Go ahead. Make rust in the off-other-crowd, Jesus. It's a con. Definitely a con, but we all worship the con. So… I don't worship Jesus. Geez. Definitely, Cunt, but we all worship the Cunt. I don't worship Jesus. Fuck that noise. You don't like vagina? Well then, fuck you. Hey! Don't try because I get rejected all the god damn time. And you know what happens when I don't try? What? I get more pussy than they can handle. Yeah, I'm very straight, but like, I hate dating and sex because I get rejected all the god damn time. Sex is all right, but dating is kind of overrated anymore. And yet I'm in a relationship with the girls so yeah and that's only because I was really the very of this chicken high school so you know it pisses me off YouTube when men treat women like absolute shit you know I learned from my mistakes with Stephanie if I was lucky enough to find a girl that I really connected with, I wouldn't make the same god damn mistakes. You know what I'm saying? So you're saying you're a smart man? Yeah. Okay, well, take my example, for example, would you learn from my mistake? I married my ex-wife nine days after I started dating her. She asked me to marry her first fucking night after me.. I married my ex-wife nine days after I started dating her. She asked me to marry her the first fucking night after, in the middle of sex, not even after, the middle, for crying out loud, you couldn't even wait until after? Right. I did it anyways. I just, I get tired of hearing about, you know, like, these nice girls that are out there, and they get stuck dating nothing but asshole loser men. And it's like, well, it's any girl out there that's been stuck dating nothing but asshole, loser men. I'm right here, whenever you're willing to, you know, go out with a nice guy, then… Yeah, the only thing I look for in a one is a woman who's willing to lay there in bed with me at night when I get home, take care of the house, pop out my babies, and tell me every day she loves before I go to work. Oh. That's it. Playing Simple and I think I found that. And tell me every day she loves me before I go to work. Oh. That's it. Oh. focus more on myself which is honest and should have but now that I am focused on myself I might actually have a real chance at a real marriage this time which hopefully will be next year and yes Josh your ass is invited you see that I just got a bunch of ash hit me no actually no no correction bro your ass is mandatory mandatory to show up to my wedding. At least show up. Show up for like two pocket man and say hey, congratulations. I'm gone. Peace. I'll stay for the entire thing dude. Better because you're getting way sweet afterwards. Not to mention you have plain single friends so. Do I look like I care? No care. No, but they might. I guarantee you. I get you on a dance floor after the reception, especially after I'm paying for it. I guarantee you you're getting fucking late on my wedding night. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck either. Fux sex and fuck dating and fucking paying a shit. Because I get into fucking tea if I go to your fucking wedding, ain't none of her single friends gonna be into me. So you're wasting your fucking breath? It might be your opinion. But you know what? That's a whole entire year and a half a fucking way. Things make change. That's a year and a half away that yeah I can have a girlfriend by there. Yeah you could have a girlfriend by then they need to be like me and have a wife by that. Yeah right let's not bullshit us those people. I'm gonna be alone the rest of my life and I've accepted it. It's painful but I've accepted it. I guarantee you though somewhere in the future go ahead and pop that label off There's going to be a special woman that's going to try and being my friend Josh's life. I guarantee it. I don't It might be 20 30 years down the road, but and I'd be never I wouldn't say never never is a long time. I got all the time in the world man 26. I got all the time in the world man, man, I'm never. I wouldn't say never. Never is a long time. I got all the time in the world man. I'm 26. I'm 23. Whoo! Whoo! I'm almost 24 though. Damn. I have no confidence in myself. I just realized bro. You get to work on the 19th of June. I don't even know what day that is, but you're working on the 19th of June. You're taking my shift. And that's because I have to spend Father's Day, my birthday, with my dad and my son. My son's not even biologically mine, but he calls me Daddy Alex. He knows I'm not his real dad. My son's not even biologically mine, but he calls me Daddy Alex. He knows I'm not his real dad. But yet he's the first person he… I'm the first person he acknowledges as an actual father. But yet he hasn't seen me… He's only seen me once in the entire four years he's been alive other than the first two months of his life. Hmm. But yet I was there from day one. He remembers me from my voice and my eyes. And I guess he's been harassing his adopted parents. I want to go see dad Alex. I want to see dad Alex. And they asked him, how do you know he's your dad? And he goes, I remember his eyes. How do you know he's your dad? And he goes, I remember his eyes. Huh. And they go, well, how do you remember his eyes? And he goes, because he always paid attention to me when he got home. He's four years old and he remembers this shit. And it's been… fucking three years, almost four since I last seen him. Right. Almost four since he since I last seen him, right? And he still remembers me? Very smart kid, very smart kid He's he knows how to speak English Spanish Mandarin and he can sign all his languages You realize how successful he's going to be? after he is done in high school After he is done in high school Mm-hmm. When he's done in high school just from him knowing multiple languages and how to sign it all He will easily have a two hundred and forty seven thousand dollar a year job. Just translating Yep, very smart kid, and I am so proud to be a part of his life. Hell yeah man. And see, that's one thing I've learned about life. It doesn't matter what the fuck you do in your life. It's what you leave behind. The counts. And if Josh, quite frankly, this is what I hope for him. The almighty alfather as my witness. I hope and wish that Josh gets noticed, he gets famous, and he can just sit there on the fucking weekends and just jam out some random fucking song he just thinks up in his fucking mind, puts it down on a computer, transfer it to a disk, and he gets fucking paid thousands. Thousands just to do what he loves to do. Because that's all any of us should ever strive to do, is do what we love to do. Oh yes, I love music. You'd say music for me is a universal language. Now, to be honest, bro, I would honestly love to have you play a lecture guitar and have Lindsay Sterling, my good friend, who damn that bitch is hot. Yes, Lindsay Sterling is very hot. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. good friend who damn that bitch is hot yes Lindsay's sterling is Lindy Sterling is very hot yeah yeah yeah yeah banging in she is banging and hot I mean I've banged her a couple times so I know that for a fact um still to this day the only skill I have that puts me anywhere on the radar for artistry or even the music industry is my ability to draw and create concept art. Meanwhile Lindsay Sterling, she came to my house to spend a week with me. A week! She bought all my alcohol. She bought all my weed, all my cigarettes. Just to spend time with me for a week watching me play Halo 2 on legendary. And then a few months after that, she came out with her Halo 2 dubstep on violin. And I'm sitting there going, wow! That really touches my heart, you too. Right? She really spent a week with me bought all this shit for me just so she could make a song just because she wanted to hear the music so she could do it on violin. This is a chick I lost a competition to. took second place. Yeah it took a second place. That was still a prize win but I still lost. And I worked my ass off for four and a half years to go to that competition. And I lost. Right. But in the end, I made a good friend. And I also got some nice tails, so… Yeah. Okay, I won for losing I made five out of the six women I slept with orgasm, so that's a good track record for me five out of six that's 90% bro 90% Well it helps if you got a big dick like I do It does it it does. But yet, then again, you know, I've known guys that are way smaller than us, that have a successful track record. And it's not the size of your tool, it's how you know how to use it. And that's an old wise tale for my grandfather. Yeah., of course my grandfather. Yeah. Of course my grandfather told me straight up simply if you get offered Pussy hit that shit like a caveman son. And I'm like, okay grandpa. Hate it like a cake man, that's a good King Cobra song. Hell yeah. My first experience, I was 12 years old. And I hate that shit like a cave man. My first experience, I was in my fucking 20ss and I was at job court in the girls bathroom. Motherfucker you got to do the job court. You're lucky. Some of the chicks in job court are fucking hot. Oh yeah, the chicks I went to job corps worth were fucking hot. Someone were pretty baying yeah. But then again people on YouTube it does not matter if you would have a physical, beautiful attraction. If you do not have a beautiful personality and a beautiful soul, your physical attraction, quite frankly, means nothing. Well, physical attraction is one thing, but if you don't have a mental attraction to each other, it's just not gonna happen. Yeah, but what if you don't have good mental attraction to each other it's just not going to happen. Yeah, but what if you don't have good morals? What if you don't have good life skills and people skills to go with it? What if you're a complete, fucked-up individual on the inside? I mean, very simple fact about dealing with other people, YouTube. I grew up in the 90s and I was raised very old school by my grandfather. I'm a 90s baby myself. Oh yeah, you're a millennial. Granted that you were born in 1990. 91. 91. Yeah. My brother, Josh. In 1992. 91. Yep. Okay. My brother, Josh, he was born in 1992 and he's a low functioning autistic. We got many tonsils. He used me for a punching bag until I was 13. When I was 17, I was sending him to a hospital every fucking weekend. So every fucking weekend we got in a flight. I remember one time I choke-slammed my older brother through a solid oak table. This table was made out of one fucking oak tree. It was a hundred years old. Sturdy as fuck. And I slammed here through that mother fucking, broken. Oh down. Still to this day, I feel bad for it. But every still to this day, my brother, every time he comes up to me, I see him on the streets or whatever. when he's out doing his stuff, he's got to do, you know? He comes up to me, gives me a big old hug and he says, I love you big baby brother, because I was always the big baby brother, because I was smarter than him. I knew people better than him. So I always had to like translate for people. And still to this state, my brother comes up, gives me a big off fucking bear hug. It says, I love you big baby girl, and I'm like, I love you too. And see, that's the way people should be. It don't matter what you are, who you are. I'm still going to love you unconditionally because you're another person that fits in my race. Now, it's the stuff that you do to me directly. This is going to make me be like, no, I fucking hate you. Now for the record, I love where I work. Like, I love my job, you know. I am not going to disagree there, but I'm going to fully agree there, because I love working there too, bro. Yeah. I mean, I fucking love working there. I mean, I've never worked at such a place that is so chill, so nice, and so supportive of their employees. Right? I mean, I worked 94 hours in a fucking row, YouTube. I only got one day off in two weeks. And out of those one day off in two weeks, they gave me, quite late told me yesterday, go home and rest. You've worked enough. You're tired, rest. I gotta go back into work tonight, but you know, I rested yesterday. I did what I had to do. And now I feel pumped, I'm ready, I'm excited and I'm willing to go to work. Oh yeah. I asked the simple thing about work, YouTube, is anyone who cannot make it at a job for more than seven months obviously has a problem with authority. It's not that hard YouTube. You show up, you block in, you do what the fuck you're expected to do, and then I go, this is my belief, I believe in going above and beyond the call of duty, which, quite frankly, I do do a lot at my job. And hell, the other night, for, I cleaned, cleaned the guest male bathroom where I work. I'm a dishwasher. That's not my responsibility to clean that bathroom. Right. But I did it. You know why? Why is that? For one, it needed done. Two, everybody was too busy to get it done other than me. Three, I was born as fucking willing to do it. Because I have to say busy at work. Oh yeah. You know me? I have to too. I totally get that, you know. Jim told me this morning. Quite literally, he's like, oh, it's almost 8 o'clock. Uh, isn't it? And I'm like, yeah, almost just about 10 minutes before, eight. So I went back out to my car, and I was, well, before I went back out to the car, that my friend was driving, drove me to work. Jim's like, oh, it's about 10 more minutes, huh? I'm like, yeah, about 10 more minutes. Hey, Jimmy, would you want to find a cup of coffee? Because I just woke up and I'm not fully awake. I'm not fully awake. Would you might have had a cup of coffee? You just, no, go ahead. Got yourself as much coffee as you want. Your check will be ready here in a few minutes. I'm okay so I went and I had a cup of coffee I went back or out to the car and I waited until 8 o'clock. It wasn't even a clock yet in the fucking owner came out and handed me my check and said here make sure it's right and I look at it I pulled out the phone that my friend had. Well I actually grabbed it from him but… I did the fucking math on the calculator and my check was right. For the hours I worked, my check was right. Tax included. So I'm like, yeah, hell yeah. A $695 paycheck for 94 hours is not bad. I can live off of $694 every two weeks. I can do that. Yeah. And not to mention on top of that, last night, I got off work. It was 1235 when I got off. It was 1235 when I got off. I got off and as soon as I got off, the owner handed me a 32 ounce Budweiser. And I said, here, you earned this. And I'm sitting here going, damn, thanks Jim. I wish it was in a bottle so I could just leave. But it wasn't, so I had to drink it right there and there. Yeah. Which, you know, kind of sucks, but then I, you know, came over here, my buddy Josh is, and we had some fun. It's all good. And then the next night, I didn't have to work. Because they told me I had a day off. And they called me instead. And he worked, he got a shit busted out, he did everything he asked him to do and more. And we got off, and then he got off. 9 hours later I got off of work and I'm like, You went out and we had fun. Yeah. As all life is about working for your way in life and whatever you fucking want. Right. That's what it's all about. Now Josh right here, Is one of my good friends. He could ask me for 20 bucks right now even though I know he just got paid and I fucking can do it. I would say, here you go bro, get me back when you can. And it could be a cheeseburger once in a while or, hey man, I got an extra cigarette and I'd be like, okay. And then when I feel like he's, you know, paid me back, I'm just like, no, no, no, you keep that, you keep it's my turn.. to do for you. It's called Mutual Respect People. Oh yeah. It's all life's about. As long as you have that R-E-E-S-P-E-C-T in your life for other people, you'll make it far. Yep. and you know you don't have to listen to me but you know listen to your elders and the people that've been there for you all your life and they'll probably tell you the same thing. You know my grandfather honestly told me if you want something in life you go out and fucking earn it. But how you earn it is a lot more complicated than actually getting the natural money to do it. You gotta be respectful. You're right. You know, you can't be selfish. You have to be selfless. Yep. But you have to make sure for a fucking fact you take care of the only one fucking person in your life that matters. And that is number fucking one, and that is yourself. This green cobra is starting to get me a little… Well, to be honest, bro, I'm almost out of the Logan's fist, and uh… Yeah, maybe we'll all open that champagne or something, I don't know. That or I can get it right up there and buy it out of the bottle of crumb. I don't get a fuck. I think I stop my ability to work. I'm sorry, I'm a mean-ass dishwasher and that dish pits my bitch. And when I tell my bitch to do something, she does it. If anyone doesn't like me telling my bitch to do something, they can go fuck themselves. Right. I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm a professional dishwasher and I'm, I'm, I'm downright mean and nasty when it comes to my day. But if it's not getting run, how I fucking want to run it, I will throw a fucking fit and tell this run how I want to run it. And it's because the dishwasher is the fucking backbone of the restaurant, and that's how the backbone of the restaurant is supposed to be. Right. Lately, I've been honestly tempted, half tempted, to tell the fucking waitresses straight up in simple. Hey if you want your shut and fucking shit back to you so you can do your job you helped me do my fucking job to scrape off your fucking plates and stack the shit up but no I was sitting there going okay okay little use a little bit more self-control. Let them stack it up, clean off the plate, scrape off the plates yourself, and then bust them out. That's how I do. I don't even ask if I just do what I'm told. Let's eat when I first started dishwashing. I started working at a five-star restaurant. five-star. My first dishwashing job….. My first dishwashing job. At that job, the waitress says, the dishwasher didn't even have to say anything to them. It was mandatory that they scraped off all the plates and threw all the extra food and trash in the trash can before they handed it to the dishwasher. And I worked there six years and seven months. I was getting 14.50 an hour. More than I'm getting now. But I tell you what, YouTube, $10 an hour, is not a bad wage. No, it's not. You can make your life happen at $10 an hour. Oh yeah., especially with minimum wage being $7.25? Yep. You do. If they ever, ever ask you to vote for a minimum wage raise, vote no. Because the higher minimum wage, the higher living expenses really are. Look at the UK people. They get paid $21 an hour. That's a minimum wage. But yet the price of living is so fucking high. Yeah. And that's what happens when you raise minimum wage. Oh, I got a Studebaker I want to save up money for but that's not going to happen until like I get my shotgun fixed first and then yeah. from Home Boy Campbell to the Gothic King Kilbrin or as I like to call him my good friend Josh Because I'm actually a friend with him and I don't live home to states away and have to deal with money I just come straight to his fucking house. Oh under that save that. Okay. Thank you. Get your shotgun fixed and for everything I help out with money wise to get your shotgun fixed I only have one request let me shoot two rounds out of it once get it fixed right the only I got I love love love my double barrel sober 12 gauge so much trying to shoot Right now I can't shoot it because it's notch defenseless Right. And that's just because me and Cobert have been rambling on, you know, we're just good friends and we like to talk, so. Yeah. Well, anyways, YouTube, thank you for watching my payday video. Any you find bitches out there? We's looking we's looking Well, mainly me, but I'm kind of looking kind of not you know because that's the best way to do it though kind of look but at the same time don't Let let them get attracted to you and follow you exactly it's fucking exactly exactly Oh, yeah, fine the whole You and follow you exactly it. It's fucking exactly exactly Oh, yeah, fine home Whoa he farted it. Wow, this is an explosion guy God Hey, at least I don't want to smell it right now. Damn it, Josh! Oh, wait, wait, wait. There's a little drop left. A little drop. I need you to finish that. Farker I was depending on you to finish it. Okay, we'll then pour in my cup, then shit. No, no, no, I'm finishing it. Okay. I just need something to argue about. It's all good. I got 36 more dollars, I can go it more. Right. I'll probably do that after work though. I mainly save the bags. I give the bottles to a friend of mine. He makes lamps out of them. He gets 40 bucks a piece for him. For a little…