Original Video: Proper bar behavior and guitar playing
Good fine afternoon you too. I'm here today to talk to you about the first and only four rules you need for bar etiquette. If you just turn 21 you're now old enough to legally drink in the United States of America unless you go across the Pons. And the first rule to bar etiquette. Know your limit on alcohol. Nobody likes a sloppy belligerent obnoxious overly emotional drunk. The second rule to bar etiquette, make sure you have enough money for all your drinks. So you're not stuck with a tab you can't pay because that shit sucks. That shit would legitimately suck. People are looking at you like, oh, this broke motherfucker. The third rule about bar etiquette, if you overhear somebody discussing with somebody else on subject matters, on which you do not agree, i.e. politics, religion, whatever, you know. If you hear somebody talking politics and religion with somebody else else and you don't agree with what they have to say stay the fuck out of their conversation unless you can go into that conversation like a mature adult but you're better off just avoiding the conversation entirely because nobody likes a stranger's input that's just and the fourth and most important rule about bar etiquette. Don't go around slapping cocktail issues on the ass, that's unacceptable behavior. If you want to show your appreciation, tip them well with the money. You want to show your appreciation for your cocktail issues? Tip them with your money, man. Say your bar tab was like $40 and You leave like a $28 tip that's well over a half you fucking tip. That's well over a yeah, that's well over a half your Your tab right day or your bill or whatever. You know what I'm saying? And even if you don't find them attractive still tip your waitresses because like fucking That's an honest living, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Guarantee you, what'll happen is if managers or the owner slash owner see you slap in some waitress's ass that's working for them, they're not going to have her to put up with it. They're either going to cut you off on your alcohol or kick you out of the bar and you don't want that. Nobody's saying you can't go to the bar and have a good time. However, behaving like a responsible young adult, you know what I'm saying? And rule number five, because there is a bonus rule, don't drive home drunk obviously, as equally as important as respecting your cocktail waitresses. If you're within walking distance to a bar, then walk there. If you know you're going to be drinking heavily, you know, and if you're too drunk to walk from the bar, have the bar call you a tipsy cab, and you're good to go. That's much better than walking home jogging. Even though you're not driving, cops can still fuck with you. Sir, I noticed you were staggering. Oh, yeah, it's off the show. I was just having a couple of fucking drinks at the bar down the street, and I was fucking walking home because I don't want to drive home drunk, because that's irresponsible. They could get you for public in talks. I know it's bullshit. You know, you know, you're not trying to cause trouble. You're not being belligerent, you're not, you know what I'm saying? You might be a little wobbly, but other than that, you're walking home, you're not being irresponsible or raising hell, you're just being responsible drunk. and they could still get you for public and talks. I know it's bullshit Okay, I know it's bullshit, but it is what it is. So if you're cute drunk to walk home call a cab Straight up And I guess rule number six applies to rule number four. It doesn't matter if it's a cocktail waitress or any kind of waitress, respect your waitress. I don't give a shit if it's a hooders waitress or a perkin's waitress or a daddy's waitress. Respect your waitress is men, you know? Because that is a fucking honest living right there. It really is. You know what's funny though? A lot of my haters will waste their own god damn money to buy bots to dislike my videos. It's kind of pathetic actually. It makes me laugh because these trolls obsession with hating me is so unhealthy. It makes me think they need serious mental help or a fucking hobby of some sort. Because while they continue to bullshit and pick on me, I'm sitting here at 5,551 subscribers like what up. The fuck you got. You ain't got shit. I've got a worldwide following you ain't got shit. You pick an auto autistic because you're bored with your life. And these trolls didn't do me a fucking favor. They didn't. And the reason why I say that is because even if the trolls hadn't submitted the false customer complaints, Wendy still would have fired me because they were remodeling the store, they didn't need a lobby attendant after remodeling. Which if you asked me if they would have fired me because of that reason alone. I would have liked it's whatever, you know, I would have been like, it's cool, you know, I understand. But to fire me after some controls got some false customer complaints on me that was some bullshit if Wendy's would have been like oh we're not to let you go because we are remodeling the store we don't need a lobby attended anymore I would have been like that sucks but okay I get it that's cool you know if it would have been for that reason alone, I would have been less angry about it. But the fact that the customer complaints came from emails registered to people nowhere in Wyoming, none, all the complaints were from out of the states. And Wendy's cares so much about their customers that they're going to take someone who's worked for that company for four loyal years. Walking my ass to work in the winter when I could not get a ride, risking frostbite how many times I did not care, I still got to work on time. And most motherfuckers wouldn't think that based off the way I look. This fucking gothic hippie-looking metalhead fucker looking metalhead fucker you know what I'm saying? But looks can be deceiving. Also I want to order a bottle of Ozzy Osbournes wine that shit looks delicious. The reason I say that is because now I have a job and I'll get my debit card once I start putting money in my account and I can order some of that wine and do a review of it on YouTube House to the fucking. Yeah. Go on Amazon or a bottle of Cobra whiskey with a big old cobras in the bottle and then a bottle of Ozzy's wine to go with it. That'd be expensive as hell, but damn dude. Drinking that for a drink combination. Like, what up? Oh man, that's snipe tobacco is a little harsh, but I'm not complaining. Like I said that's a great way to empty your ashtrays to make sure all your cigarette butts are put out. And I did that before starting the video. We're wasting that tobacco to get a big as a hit as you possibly can. Oh damn! But yeah, that's my little tingeants on bar etiquette, I guess. And we have some more other stebacco some more of this tobacco and play some guitar yeah Where oh where is my guitar pick. It's really pointy. It's got just a little bit of bend to it, but not too much bend. A little bit of bend to make sweeping easier, but not too much bend to where it just slides like crazy. I tend to find those super bendy guitar picks. If you can't control them, it can make sweep picking a bit more difficult. But if there's no bend at all, then, you know, you have to push harder with your pick to sweep. But a little bit of stiffness for control on, a little bit of bend for sweeping, in a nice and gnarly ass point. I literally took some sandpaper and sanded it to a fine point to make my picking a bit better to help with it at least. And this shape works for me at least. I wouldn't have confident it most of the bad for so fucking hard, huh? I forgot the volume was up on the guitar. Let's do it with the amp here. I could have the volume turned down into zero as soon as I turned the amp on that's going to crank full blast. There we go that's a lot enough for a video. Make sure that's turned on so I can just pick up a star plane. I'll try this guitar. Switch the ring over to this finger so I can fret easier. I'm Oh, that's sort of much better. There we go, that's sort of much better. I'm the I'm sure. the the the the I'm I think that's it. I'm the the the the the the the I'm the the He got a lot of alternative tuning, it's quite fun to fuck around with. the the the the the I'm the the the the I'm Spaghetti Western the the Oh, the Oh, oh, oh. the the the the the the the the Oh, the Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. holiday There we go. That's her, sort of like. I'm I don't know. the the That'll blister the fingers quite nicely now won't it? A lot of people will be like, oh you suck a guitar. I beg to fucking differ. If you think you can play guitar a little bit better than that, then by all means, post a fucking video, you know, we have a friendly little shirt off. I don't really care. You know, guitar playing isn't about who's the best fucking guitarist, who's got the best gear, who's got the best strings, fuck all that. It's about playing and making music and you get these cocky assholes who think it's all about the gear and shit you know I mean don't get me wrong I'm a b c rich fan through and through that's an awesome fucking guitar that revenge series warlocked and I shred on is not bad. It's smooth on that fretboard and tell you what. It would be cool to get my fretboard scalloped all the way up and that's expensive and I'm not worried about it right now. Just, you know, planet practicing getting better, that's all you can do. Yeah. If that was that good in junior high and high school, oh look out. to sing, get any better, that's all you can do. Yeah. If that was that good in junior high and high school, oh, look out. I would have been swimming in tail. A conjuring up thunderstorm is easy but conjuring up a girlfriend is easy but conjuring up a girlfriend is a lot more complex and magic. You know what I'm saying? I was getting comments like that on my Thunderstorm video and it's like hey he was gonna hate. But you play a beast-ass guitar like that, you know, I mean you really don't hate magic too much to help you out, you know. I can't just walk around playing my my guitar like that though. Like then it starts raining and it's like oh shit, no I am soloac. Fuck! Now we can't have that. The biggest thing that hurts me with the girlfriend department is a lot of chicks are intimidated by my good looks. I don't act like some superficial jerk because I'm attractive. That's another attractive quality of mine, mind you. But, that's quite alright, that's better than being repulsed by my looks, I guess. That's, you know, the right arm is off the chair so I can get longer screws for it. And that's not going to be difficult. There's several hardware stories here in town. Well, I've lost a little amount right now on the scene. I had it on there for a second. and then I thought I had it here in town. I thought something about it right now on the scene. I had it on there for a second, and then I thought I had it fixed, and then the fucker fell off again, and I'm like, Damn it! But there you have it folks. And if you're too drunk to drive home, then don't drive, call a cab. You better off just walk into the bar in the first place, like, or like, calling a test, to the bar, you know what I'm saying? Or have it or a designated driver, that sort of thing. That's also important with bar indicates that you're too drunk to walk home. Don't. Call it a taxi cowboy who doesn't need a driver. Yeah. Because even though you're walking home drunk from the bar, you're trying to do the right thing. You're not driving. If you're stumbling a little bit, the cops can stop you and get you with the public talks charge. Which I know it's stupid because even if you're not causing ruckus a man, you're just trying to walk home. And you're not like ridiculously stumbling. You're just a little wobbly and they stop you and buzzelize you and, no public entops ticket, here you go, have a nice night, sir. Now the cops have stopped me from walking home drunk from the bar a couple times and I was never a dick about it, I was compliant and because of that they never really fucked with me, you know what I'm saying? And they know that I have Aspergers too, so, you know. Playing some beast dance guitar, speaking in my mind, saying really a different day, I suppose. Well, except the only difference is I'm actually even better at guitar. Holy shit, 40 minutes long, you know, we're going to have to end this video before a folder to decide as to make me lose it and the message will pop up. You want to force quit and if that does pop up it's pretty much playing this trying to save the video so we don't want that popping up and losing that kind of guitar playing. Anyways this is King Cobra JFS with another video. Thank you for watching and yeah I'll get you all on the website.