Rant and guitar playing

Original Video: Rant and guitar playing

What's up? Fellow Youtubers. It's your sexy goth bad boy, King Cobra JFS, back at you with another video. Now coming from a guy's perspective, women are constantly wondering, how calm their man can't understand them. Half the time, men do not make an effort to listen and the other half is just women's bullshit. Women's bullshit you say. Oh Cobra tell us more. Now this video is not meant to attack one specific gender or another. This is just to make women. Understand how to communicate with men better helping women communicate with men better as I am a man I think I'd have some vast knowledge on how men think yeah yeah get anextee going last night I tried to buy a pack of marble a pack of marble in extee go in. Yeah. I'll be getting those wands in the mail on Monday. For those of you who ordered a wand, and yeah, I'm not going to be spending too much money over the weekend if I can help it. Maybe a cheap beer here and there, but that's it. I've got to save most of my money for lawn shipping and Christmas presents. Speaking of Christmas presents, I ordered a bunch of tactical soap and we'll touch based on that in the video too while we're at it, huh? Because I've heard some women say that tactical soap should be illegal and I'm like, huh, why is that?, because it makes women horny and I'm like, huh, why is that? Because it makes women horny and I'm like, oh that's bullshit. Do you know how much crap women have that are designed to make a man horny, thongs, low-cut shirts, hip-hugger jeans, tight dresses, makeup, anti-wrinkle cream, perfume. So if you wanna make that argument ladies, then maybe we should make some of this shit you use illegal. Like if you say tactical soap should be illegal because it makes women horny, then push up bras should be illegal because they make men horny. Furthermore, I think women complaining about that just need to get a bar for their husband and shut the fuck up. No, but um… of seduction for centuries and now they're just pissed because we came up with a product that has the power of every product they use only it works for us. Here's the thing of it though would you be bitching and complaining if they made a tactical soap for her goddess tactical soap G-O-D-E-S-S? made it pink and purple made it smell really pretty every guy she walked by got horny no you wouldn't be complaining about that fuck no you wouldn't be complaining you wouldn't be complaining you'd be sitting there going wait a minute now the fat ugly chicks have a fair chance of getting laid too well shit now we just even the playing field. And just because you're fat, don't think you won't find somebody. That's that's horse shit, ladies. That's horse shit. That's like me using my Aspergers as an excuse. Fuck off. But that's kind of beside the point. Once you're talking about something else, oh yeah, I kind of detoured a bit, didn't I? That's all right. Now, every woman does this. I've seen it. I don't know how many fucking times I've seen it. Their boyfriend is taking themselves to go get something to eat. It could be McDonald's, Wendy's, whatever. Some random fast food joint, right? And, um, every guy does this. Hey, honey, I'm grabbing a bite to eat. You want something? You want something to eat? Every woman will say something public like, no, I'm good. They'll eat later, sure, whatever. But then, it never fucking fails. They see you eating that burger 20 30 blocks down the road and they're like you could have got me something okay if you wanted a burger why didn't you just say so women do this crap where they say the exact opposite of what they want and then they expect us men just be like that's so raven fucking sidekicks over here you you know what I'm saying? Like, what the fuck? Speaking of which, go ravens, they kicked the jet's ass, it was epic. Off topic. You know I've done this tangent on my channel before your girlfriend's on her period She's pissed off and she wants ice cream So she asks you her loving boyfriend To go to the store and get some what flavor do you want? chocolate, okay, I got you babe. Love you. mausauchy feet when I get home and she hangs up the phone thinking she's got the best boyfriend ever and then He comes home with the ice cream and her bipolar bullshit kicks in and lo and behold she throws the ice cream at the wall I wanted strawberry you as all? Well, if you wanted strawberry ice cream, then why didn't you just text me? You know that might be a bit of an exaggeration of the truth but… So when your girlfriend's demoness comes out, because her friends there to visit her, because being a woman can't suck, you know. But being a man's not easy either, that's just the thing of it. I feel like you're so focused on how hard it is to be a woman, then you're going to be stuck in that negativity and start focusing on what are the positives of being a woman. And I feel like that's true for both genders to be quite honest. If we're so focused on, you know, but the only reason I talk about these double standards is because it helps men and women understand one another. They're like, hey, wait a minute, this guy's speaking some truth here. But not women, you do this crap. You expect men to understand you, but you speak the exact opposite of what you want. And sometimes you don't know what you want, but you speak the exact opposite of what you want. And sometimes you don't know what you want, so you're just sitting there like, hmm. You're like a kid in the candy store, you have all these wonderful options, and you just can't make up your mind. That's not to attack intelligence or anything, that's just how it is. You'll notice that if you have a good boyfriend or a good husband, they're willing to bend over backwards for you to make you happy. You know? Doesn't matter. They want the world on a silver platter. You're going to do your damned as to get it. That's just how it is you two. And here's also what I'm saying. If you're single and no chick wants you, fuck all that bullshit. Start working out, working on your business, getting ripped just shit. You start making that money and getting ripped as shit. Don't take notice. And then when they see that you're a gentleman you actually respect the women they'll be like how the fuck have you been single this long and all of a sudden it just flows beautifully there's two things Chicks will dig a wicked sense of humor and a taste with music if you can play guitar and make her laugh, dude, Huddie in your hands! Now speaking of guitar, every time I'm going to play guitar, the amps always underneath my desk, and the sound is so close to the computer, it makes it sound bo-bo-boo, you know, like you hear these sweet licks, but then when you hear the fucking distortion it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, company, you buy it, and you're just like, eh, eww, highly recommended and not a sponsor. A lot of musicians when they play guitar they'll have these effect pedals underneath them while they're playing they're sitting there switch to that one switch to that one switch to that one you know it takes up stage space so if you get an amplifier that has those pedal effects built in it saves you space. It saves you space. Hm. So if I switch the app back just to Tigeon and turn down the input volume because every time I go alive it likes to jump on me. Why do a regular video like this it doesn't jump. Mm. Mm. Meza thinks the trolls are trying to silence my awesome guitar playing… Misa thinks the trolls are trying to silence my awesome guitar playing but I think they're just jealous. Dating is like guitar playing man. If you want to get good at it you want to have something worth bragging about it takes practice. It takes dedication, it takes patience and it takes above all understanding. That should be loud enough of the video. We'll play it back and make sure because this guitar playing has got to be fresh. I'm just saying like. I don't know. Don't you just love guitar? It's a beautiful instrument. Oh, now he's just showing off. Actually, if I wanted to show off. What's about as fast as I can play? But sometimes it's not about being fast on the guitar. Sometimes you gotta slow it down. So spooky tuning, you're not really going to get your standard, your standard of pageos, because the whole point of the spooky doing is having that. The sinister, you know. You know? Now if you want to get that good a guitar it takes practice it takes dedication you know you're not going to be naturally good at it overnight although much like musical instruments and dating they have another thing in common some people are just naturally born good at it and while it may seem irritating you got to think of things from their perspective. That doesn't necessarily mean they'll always attract the right one. You know, often you can attract the worst of people if you're good at dating naturally. Like you just, you know what I'm saying? That's the curse of being an attractive person. So guys might see their female friends having a shit ton of success with the opposite sex and often wishing that they had the same success with the opposite sex but then it's different for men and women you know. Unfortunately… Men and women, you know. Unfortunately. You get some like, power metal type shit going and then like you bar the whole fucking fret and you get to sit and shoot. Three of which are titled two and you ain't an achy. I like it. the You know I often wonder to myself, you too. You see, if women were more direct with communicating and men made an effort to actually listen, you would find that relationships are a lot easier. That people make them more difficult than they need to be. Whenever I hear people bitch about relationship issues, I'm like, well, nine times out of ten, it's either you or the other person. It's a 50-50, and that's how relationships work. And it takes two people to fight. You sit in there fighting with yourself, just, I don't know. Doesn't really work does it? Oh. Oh. the I mean being able to play really fast a guitar is nice but to get to but to get to that level you have to build your speed on the guitar. So you start off with like a three-string sweep exercise and then when you get good enough at it try moving it down the neck up the neck etc etc etc. So if you learn it down here try moving it up three strings or over three strings and just seeing how many times you can play it on the guitar. And then once you get good at that, you start adding strings and then eventually you get to all six. Now if you're just playing to play, you know, don't be too focused on the names of the scales or any of that shit, just focus more on how to play them. You know, a lot of times people get hooked up on guitar, what's the name of this scale? Do it's the name of that scale? Like don't worry about the names of the scale so much, just learn how to fucking play it, you know. And above all, you gotta enjoy playing the guitar, man. Otherwise, I tell you what, you're going to be miserable learning it. I mean, it's the sad part of life, you know. You can't control when life kicks you in the ass. You can only control how you react to state. I think we have to find it. You can't. I think we have to find it. You can tap that bad out for the opening of Thunderstruggery. the the the I think that's also classifying as showing off. I think that's also classifying it showing off on the guitar a bit, but… Man. are a bit but man. But that's just the thing of a YouTube. If you're single, that's time to build upon yourself. Make yourself a better and more attractive person. And when you do those kinds of things, you make your yourself, you make yourself, you make your see-off, your see-off, you know what I'm saying, you make yourself more available. You make yourself seem more approachable, you make yourself… Yeah. I'm getting all tongue twisted here, but yeah, you make yourself more attractive for the opposite basically. the the I'm the the I'm the I'm Oh, the hands getting tired there, kind of fucked up on the sweeping, that was weak. But even in that flawless pursuit of getting better at guitar, I still make mistakes and that's the fun of playing, is watching out better I've gotten at it I'm the I'm Yeah. the I'm But yeah, playing guitar, your fingers will gain muscle memory and you'll sort of just retain the information. Like, it's just like reading a book once you've acquired the knowledge. You never truly lose it I suppose. But, um, yeah. Nobody expects someone to be that good at guitar. I mean I've been playing since junior high in the dedication to it is starting to pay off. And believe me dedication and patience is a virtue. Because sometimes we'll get your places in life So now it's time for a new year, it's on the horizon. Excuse me. It's a new year, it's going to be opportunity for new chances in life, to make your next year better than the one you're currently living in, you know. And here's the best part of it, YouTube. By the time he reached your deathbed, you're gonna be sitting there going, no complaints. Pretty much hot goes, right? That's how it should go. But… What could you imagine getting to that point in life and having so many regrets? I know where this rat was going because it kind of went from advice to guitar playing to whatever the fuck this shit is. Now most guys are so focused on getting laid but if you take that focus and apply it somewhere else you can actually do things with your life rather than worry about when I'm going to get late it's more or less oh hey look I want to spend that time getting better at guitar getting my own business started. Because there's one thing that women get so tired of. Men who are in such a rush to get laid, like bro, calm down. Straight up, dude. And here's the thing about you too, if you're in a rush to make friends with her before you make her your girlfriend, you'll find you'll get a lot more respect from women. And in turn, women will bitch less about men, so everyone will be happy. Holy shit. It's an amazing concept. To treat others the way you want to be treated. Huh? I don't think the guitar playing was enough for the video. I think I should lift some weights for it. For it too. You get them games like you get them subscribers and speed them subscribing if you like this righteous content. Subscribe for more awesomeness. Get the traps go going do.