Original Video: shoutouts and vocal covers
Killing like rockster villains last last string combo was fucking insane Cash up a PayPal, shout out. Or a shout out, don't have to cash up a PayPal, sit back on a beer, and pour the last of the spice drum shots into the Bud Light, it's not too bad. Can you shout out my YouTube Jared Dairyberry? Yes, shout out to Jared, Dairyberry. Thank you for your $10. Do you appreciate you? Aw, thank you Sally. She writes a good morning gift for my favorite person. Thank you for your $5, I appreciate it. Asa. Asa, I don't e-bag. I was making fun of the people who call me an e-baker. That was the whole point of that dog treat video. It was to make fun of the assholes who call me an e-baker, because the idea that YouTube can't be a serious fulfilling job. I mean it takes work and dedication but it can be. It's not e-bagging when people pay for your contents. Make you Chris for your $1.00. Shout out to Gentry, thank you for your $4.20. And shout out to Crock boys and the worst skate crew, that's what's up or you know? You know? You know? Callin' thank you for your $5 donation he writes for you and the shit Cubs. Keep up the good work. I shall. Try, yes. All I can do is try. Certainly, I think you for your $5 for hey I've been wanting to text you. All right, so I'll look into that. Yes. Shout out to Ace for coming back from deployment that's what's up. Thank you Collab for your one dollar hauler too cash up. Cash up. Asa, thank you for your $1 donation there, I hope you get laid on for Valentine's Day my dude. I don't. and Coa, thanks, Coves. You're welcome, thank you for your your donation. Another one from Thomas, shout out to Big Booty from Florida, yes. Ben, thank you for your $1 hauler, shout out to Ben, Geeking, and Joey Exotic. Yeah… Joey exotic yeah I have a fuck if I get laid out of Valentine's Day, I'm at that point in my life. You know, if you're almost six years of not having any sex, you just don't care if you get laid anymore. I'm more focused on improving gender relations, doing wacky drink combos. I don't hold myself higher than anyone else because of who I am and what I do. We're all fans of the same man in his music, so that's all that matters. That's where it should be about anyways, but then you get these… Ahh, these assholes who are just like, oh, you're not a real Ozzy fan, because blah, blah, blah, blah, and it's just like shut up. some money from customized girl keep buying them t-shirts here's here's the thing I don't understand how the fuck is it e-bagging if I'm like hey I'm king koeber jFS if you like my YouTube I want to support the channel but you can't get a wand buy a t-shirts I've got like two hundred and five designs on my storefront. The dog treat thing was just me making fun of all these idiot cocksuck and jealous trolls who don't have the time, the patience, or the sanity to start there on YouTube channel and make something of it, you know. And it's like, well, I could get a job working any fast food job. that you know. And it's like, well I could get a job working any fast food job if I wanted to, but the trolls will just find out where I work, then they harass the job I work at, get me fired from it. And then tell me, you need to get a job. And I got tired of it, man. I was like, was like you know what screw this I want to sell my music I want to sell my wands. I want to sell my merch Anything else I can do and then a tactical step on top of it The last album I literally produced sold out in one day flat. That is ridiculous. And I love it. The trolls don't have that dude, they really don't. It's ridiculous. Now that drink combo I made last night with the jerky with the surf sausage jerky was ridiculous. What it tasted good, the curdle texture kind of throws you off but the flavor is really good. Then name it on every ingredient and ripping on Valentine's Day like, ha ha. Earlier I had like two drinks of the Jose Cuevara Gold and I mixed it with the rest of that Fayago and I slammed it. Pretty fucking good. Yeah. Check out tactical soap. Valentine's Day is right or on the freaking corner. So hopefully by now you're, you're stocking up on your perem on products. I like wearing tactical soap, but it works. You know, you too. I like wearing it's, it works, you know, you too, I like wearing it, it's, it gives me confidence with the ladies. You know, women like the way I smell. You can't beat that of age chairs, or you're just like, oh my, you don't have to throw some shitty pickup line, like you like Harry Potter, you wanna see my basilisk? Can I slither into your dams? You like guitars because you look good in a G-string. Heh-he-he. Oh geez. If you want my number you don't got a hit on me. At that point if she like maces you it's like man if you want to spice things up let's go to the bedroom, huh? I'm kidding you two don't-it-was-just-being-an-assayed though. was just being an ass. Jokes aside though, you should never warrant the use of pepper spray on yourself. Of course, with how tall, like I have a pretty high tolerance to spicy food. So I don't think pepper spray would work on me personally, but that's beside the point. You want my personal opinion you better off with like a high grade taser for self defense ladies. Make sure pepper spray works if the if the attacker is not expecting it. But if the attacker is expecting all they got to do is yanking out of your hand. Spree you with it. Now you're on the ground crying going, awwww. And here's the thing of it, you too. You know it really grinds my gears. You know it grands my gears? you know in Australia you can't even carry pepper spray because it's considered a deadly a deadly weapon. What kind of wanking? Like what are women, women in Australia is supposed to fucking do, they can't carry a… well, I don't know Australia's weapon, weapon laws or anything, but here in Wyoming you can openly carry a a knife or pepper spray, we don't know Australia's weapon weapon laws or anything, but here in Wyoming you can openly carry a pistol or a knife or pepper spray. We don't care as long as you're responsible with it. Because here in Wyoming it's like we believe that women should have the right to protect themselves. And, uh, which leads me to my next point, when you wear a tactical soap, you smell like the provider and the protector and the alpha male, then I know you can be lurking the inner god, the lion, the king, inside of you, the man that she wants to say yes to You're trying way too hard. I feel something bubbling in my stomach. Hold on one second. How juicy will it be? Oh, that was weak. Sometimes, like, a really nasty long fart, and I just… Yeah, I do this wet and juicy. Oh! Dude, nasty! Dude. Oh, fuck, I farted it, and it smells like Dr. Squatch. I will get into that into those that tomorrow. Thank you Momo for your donations brother. We're doing a review of that tomorrow, but he donated $13.32 in like $23, you know, kind of thing. So you're helli outta, I appreciate that. We'll get into doing that tomorrow. Make it a fresh video. Shacharia from Germany and a shout-out. To her, she's an of age fan girl, thank you. Yes, well thank you, Millick, for your dollar four. That's what the fuck is. I don't understand the impact I have on the world, but I know a lot of people dig my shit, man. I got fans all over the fucking war holds. You become world famous than only 50,000 subscribers. That says a lot about the people who like you and they're like, hey yeah, we want to see Colbert keep doing his thing. Can I imagine why I'm fucking entertaining him in the dream cowboy? Maybe, all right. Stop, Cobes, can you please give a shout out to the, uh, what is this? Cerebial, cerebral spasm records. Tell the folks to listen to us, thanks. Yeah, check them out. You know what to do? Check them out. Salibrio spasm records. Recordings, yeah. I misread that. My glasses are fucking filthy. Salibrio spasm recordings recordings that you fucking go YouTube. Well I didn't help, but that may get worse. Ah shit. Didn't smudge my glasses here. I didn't smudge my glasses here. You want to become a famous Youtuber like King Cobra JFS? Let me give you a piece of advice. You cannot please everyone. You cannot please any of these fucking assholes that sit there and talk shit. So just ignore it. Some people can't handle it dude. I'm sorry, but Some people just can't handle it's the truth Shout out to Mike, thank you for your $1 holler to PayPal. Shout out to Adrian, what's his last name, Billanger. Here's a cool video for you to review. I'll check that out sometime. you know, it's a shout out, it's a shout out, so you want to shout out, donate to the Paypal Cash app, and I'll give you a shout out. Yes, shout out to Slade, thank you for your $10 for Bro, I love Black Sabbath. My dad loves Ozzy but he prefers the solo work. For me though, it's paranoid all the way, but I got a soft spot for Black Sabbath with D-O, rest in piece, D-O, keep doing you and fuck the sickos. Yeah, I like, I like Dio, but I think Ozzy's better in my personal opinion. I do like a little bit of Dio's music, I ain't gonna start, his remake to Dream on is seriously fucking bad-ass. Dreamer! Deber! Damer! Every time I look in the mirror All these lawns are my face getting clearer All these things come back to you Such a good fucking song dude, I want to listen to it now. I actually did get to see Ozzy and Dio perform, it was on a YouTube video, someone recorded it from the concert back in the day and then they uploaded it to the internet. It's the cool thing about technology. Hearing Ozzy Osbourne and Dio, singing together in concert, separately they're all bad-ass in their own separate ways, you know, I'm more of an Ozzy fan myself, but together it was like, Oh! Dude, when you heard the two of them singing together, it was just… together it was just late night tubes stream that's totally what's up fuck sickos hell yeah Kellen thank you for your 25 dollars to pay panel I agree bucks echoes suck and hates sickos Hey Josh, please give a shout out to Torah him in a huge fan girl. That's what's up. Hell yeah, shout out to Torah him in. Thank you for your $1.16 donation from your buddy Carl Yeah, spill at the K Oh, this was, this was on Friday on the third. What is up, Josh? Hope you're having a fantastic Friday. Could you please give a birthday shout out to your friend? Home Boy, Salty Dog, and tell him, happy birthday, he's a huge fan of yours too, and also makes goth music, thanks. Hell yeah! out and happy birthday to Salty Dog that's what's up. And keep making music you know don't don't let anyone tell you that your music sucks even if it's not the most popular genre if you like making it that's all it matters. One of the things that makes my music ketchy is I make the music for me the sound I want it here I combine to make my own sound you know combining Ozy Osborne Danny Phil's a little bit of power metal you know you know and I like making it it's fun you're gonna line But I like making it, it's fun, I'm going to line. So, but good dog. Very nice Sup dark lord love you bro, can I get a shout out from my boy Harry? Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm all caught up on the shoutouts now. I recognize that troll. But yeah you too. Just keep, I'll keep doing my thing, fucking rocking out, you know, playing guitar, making wands. I'll catch you later, man. You're gonna black Sabbath t-shirts. Now before I go, I gotta play that song now, because it's now, now I got the itch to play it. Whoa! Oh! You bet lives on your own! Like a rainbow! In the dark! Just a rainbow! Just a rainbow! We're alive! You and I! Where was with our rhyme! You're just a picture! Just an image got in time! You gotta get those like, you know, okay? I got into it in a second and fucking polish this shit off Like always gonna leave us with the video. That's it. Oh jeez The scene for the dream of it was originally made by Aerosmith but D.O. did a really cool power metal remake too. Trevor Phillips and Ozzy Osbourne had a baby together. Nice hair to you assholes. Even though, I'm more of an Osbournes fan to be honest with you, but I do like Rodney James D. I do like Power Metal. My buddy champion introduced me to Hammerfall. I've seen him in a hot minute. He's doing good. The only sea members of the old covenant that much. because we're all kind of off doing our own things. It's the devil. I don't have any problems with Damien and Megan anyways, I never have. You know. Disappointed about their son being old to fuck up, but what you do, I'm going to blame them for it to be honest. Because honestly, I get tired of people blaming the parents for their fucked up kids on the side note. You know, it's just like… Okay, you know, at some point if your kids over the age of various artists underneath that. We got High Where to Hell by Marilyn Manson. This is Halloween Marilyn Manson and Bliber yum yum yum. Sons of anarchy. Fucking TV show songs. There is a house in New Orleans. Manarchy I found it, this is metal from 1999, Dream on Ronnie James D. and Yum, Young Wee Malstein. The song's like fucking five minutes too, man. This is by the it's important. Red song that I look in the mirror. All these lines up our face get clearer. The past is gone. And when by like Dusty Dawn. Is another way? Everybody's got their dues in life to pay. Well, I know, nobody knows where it comes and where it goes. I know. I know. Nobody knows where it comes and where it goes. I know, as everybody said, you got to lose, and I know, Halloween. Oh my love symbol of trading pages. And then learn from fools of the sages. You know it's true. Oh, all's true. Oh, all these things come back to you. See when you sing for the years, sing for the life, the sing for the tears, see what they just want to do, meaning with our world, and if you're wrong, will take you away. I don't care if you're taking a second. I don't know. I don't know. Supernous track of it makes the voice in the last few voices. And I don't know. But it is where I'm going to use it. I don't care. I've got a little bit of the beginning of the summer. Okay, I've already changed the age of 10 again. I want to tell you, wait! Dream on! Dream on! Until a drink goes true! Dreamer! Dreamer! Dreamer! Dreamer! And tell the drinker! Cheer! Dreamers! Dreamers! Dreamers! Dreamers! Yeah! Oh! See what they're saying for the years. Sing for the life of saying for the tears. Sing when they're just for today. Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord, take you away. Sing for the years. Maybe tomorrow, maybe tomorrow, maybe tomorrow, maybe tomorrow, you'll hear you, say for the life, to sing for the tears, sing with me, just for the day, maybe tomorrow, if you'll want to hear you away. Yeah! I love you. I sure did one more vocal cover, I don't want to be up too late now. If it gets towards like 9.30 o'clock, I'm like, no, that's quiet down time. But I got time for one more. Excuse me. Oh, fucking out. A little bit of Arrio Speedway again. I just spoke with Lord Vader. You spoke to yourself, spoke to yourself, spoke to yourself. He asked me to lead the hunt. Unless you feel I should follow your orders instead. Send out the probes, do it! Oh God, she's got the probes! You know, Starrs being in outer space, I'm over here like, sent out the probes. I'm like, no! I don't approve your butt. I want you so much to do. You should have seen your mother looking like a head. There was something missing. You shed a long mouth to all my boys' baby. What you mean? my voice, baby, I should be in this down. You may have it, I've got you never bled, and still you lay still in the grass, for I call out a big hit a sand. and we're still together. And I don't remember. Because the world's always been will for him. And we're still together. And we're still together. And I meant, every word I said, when I said, I love, I mean, I love, and love, and forever. And I know that we're never ever. And I know that deep on you, because it's the heart and then on. I just want to keep on love with you. Because it's beyond when they are all of you. I want to see you. I just want to keep on love with you. With the puttaw, how you are? I'm doing a fucking commercial. It's a classic. I'm doing a fucking movie. I'm doing a fucking commercial. It's really a fucking thing. I mean, I'm there. Everyone else there, when I say that I love you, I love you forever. I'm gonna keep on you. Cause it's there a moment they don't wanna do. I can hear my voice cracking through the headphones. I'm like, no, just no, fucking cats out, the cats out. So I'm like, oh like, stop. That was a really bad cover of that song. I want to do. I don't want to stay home. I just want to redeem myself on that. Ow. Or if you just quit singing. Ha ha. Fuck that, I'm not gonna quit singing. I don't care how horrible I sound. One more. And I'm thinking, what's this fucking face? Canadian singer. Everything I do, I do it for you. I was sacrificed. Brian Adams, that's his fucking name. I'm like sitting there going, okay, it was on a family guy cut away and fucking Brian's like, I don't understand the meaning of this, and Stewie just goes shut up. You know, fucking Brian Adams got paid on the juicy amount of fucking money to have that and family guy like I see you through. Okay, you want to smoke a cover though? I don't care how badly I do on this one because it is getting late. So I guess Bang energy supplement came out with a one time use Vate pan. Should we bust up? Don't mind the hands man, I've been standing wands with wood stains so that's what she got right there. I'm working on a care package full of so beautiful magic wand wand, right there. I'm working on a care package full of so beautiful magic ones right now. Oh my god, you guys, vaping could cost you and it could hurt you and the team. Like, I'm sorry, but I was a kid in high school once and the whole vaping can hurt you, including the team, like every kid's gonna be, you know, the go lucky jock that gets everyone, you know, fucking stupid Okay, I have a smell of this. Yo, what flavor is this vapor? 21 up, watermelon and lemonade. I think in strawberry maybe? I don't know. Check that out. Yeah. It's got nicotine. I don't know if it's got an actual caffeine in it, but let's give it a rip Wait, I suck from the wrong end. I did that's what she said ha ha ha Okay, what the fuck is this shit? Oh, dude. Sometimes you get these disposable pens, they don't fucking wanna work. Well that stinks. I try to think which ends which ends? Yeah I don't know about that one. We might have to come back to that one YouTube. And that's honestly not the sender's fault. Yeah, I don't know about that one. We might have to come back to that one, YouTube. And that's honestly not the sender's fault. Sometimes the factory that makes these cheap-ass fucking disposable pieces of. O.M.G. like, oh my God, the O.M.G. The OMG disposable Vate Pen from Puffbar. Warning! This part contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. He has no shit. Nicotine is extremely fucking addictive. If I don't get at least one hit of tobacco in you know I'm fucking insufferable I can go without alcohol just fine if I go without nicotine oh and again a very similar packaging design so hopefully this one works And again a very similar packaging design. So hopefully this one works. Well this one had a little tear on it, I could just open it up like that, so that sounds, looks a bit more promising. Okay, we'll see. I might God, Stace say. Oh it what if there's like a thing on here too that's like needs to be taken off? No? No there's no plastic pieces like cover you know because you saw those little rubbery bits. Oh fuck off. Fuck off. Okay, let's try this again. Uh, which end, which end? No. We have success. This one works. I'm a god. Now I'm not going to quit smoking actual tobacco, I thoroughly enjoy my cigarettes, my pipe tobacco. I'm currently working on a pack of marble smooths. I also have two packs of Nxtes and a pack of crowns. And these cigarettes will last me a good minute, dude. I'm actually trying to cut down on my tobacco just because I want to preserve my singing voice a bit better. But if I completely quit smoking I don't know why they call it the OMG like it's got a ridiculous amount of nicotine in it but we'll see right Vaping is very convenient in the sense of you stick it in your pocket if it's charged to pull it out, rip it real quick, you know. So look, if you can't go outside for a cigarette in your busy work day kind of thing, just pull it out of your pocket right. But I should say that vaping is four times worse for you than tobacco. It's been proven that vaping is more unhealthy than cigarettes. Because you don't know what the fuck is in these things. And really, if you're gonna smoke anything, you might as a fucking smoke a god damn cigarette. If you want to drink beer, fucking vape, and alcohol products, Oh, jeez. We don't want to make the overlords at YouTube angry now. If you want to drink beer, or fucking vape cigarettes, smoke weed, whatever, fucking wait till you're old enough to die for a fucking country, you should be old enough to smoke some marijuana, but if you're 21 and you know. But if you're 21 and up, you know what I'm saying, kind of thing, yeah. The way I see it, if you're old enough to die for a fucking country, you should be old enough to smoke to smoke a god damn bait pan, a god damn cigarettes and God damn weed, you know? I know what kills me about this is that you gotta be 21 and up to buy vapors and… cigarettes and what have you? Yeah. Yeah, we 21 up to buy these things. You know what I'm saying? Cig You'll be 21 up to buy these things. You know what I'm saying? But you can be 18 or older and buy an AR-15. I mean, that's scary to think about. This one works, smashing. Another one to review here too, I'm not sure what this one's called. But yeah, if you want to send me cool stuff on the carry package, send me bait pens, tobacco, alcohol, CD, Delta, Eke, you know, cool t-shirts, seasoning for my food, and I'll review it for my channel Open this one up too and see how I do But you said you were gonna sing Brian Adams not again, I'll get into it One bloody second Appreciate the fans sending all these cool ass to open so the kids can't get into it. How the fuck do you open this thing up? A fucking hell. Oh just like that. Hey Cobour don't overthink it bud. Yeah. out of here. That's tasty, it you know like blue raz still reserve, you know that the artificial like blue raspberry flavor, it's got that taste to it, with like a nice icy finish. You know why vaping is more appealing to a younger audience is because this shit's a lot easier to hide from your fucking parents than a smell of tobacco. You're smoking on one of these things fucking… I wanna… Oh, it smells like donuts in here. So like every other Dushima, older millennial. Do you think, bro? That's not how bad. So like two out of three work can't beat that those are handy to have when you're low on the tobacco's And you just need something to like Excuse me a farted Discard some of this trash here If you double hit these vapes, would that be insane? Wrong and stupid. The combination of those two is not have bad. So if you like watching me do reviews on Vapes, hit the like, subscribe for more. You like doing the vocal covers, subscribe for more. You like doing the vocal covers, subscribe for more. Let's finish off as Vigia. Vocal covers and shout-outs. I'm busy. Another Mandalayan plus ad. Let's check not my Star Wars character in the middle of all this chaos and battling plaster bolts flying everywhere like what the fuck. Condemation of war. Who cares? Spend it loving your idols, your family, your friends, your fans, and yourself. You know, if you can't get a girlfriend of Valentine's Day and you have people in your life that care about you, really Valentine's Day should be about celebrating love, it shouldn't be about showboating because you have somebody. Oh, some bright aunts. Look into my eyes. You see what you mean? Ah, you mean to me? You need to need. Such a heart, such a soul, and you'll find me there. You'll serve no more. Don't tell me, it's not what's trying for. Don't tell me, it's not what's dying for. You can't tell me, it's not what's dying for. You know, it's true. Everything I do, I do it for you. Excuse me, a little flam my throat. Take me, a little flam my throat. Take me as I am, take my life, I will give my life, I will give it off. I would say that I would say… I would give it up… I would say that I would say that if I don't You know it's true. Everything I do, I do it for you. And I'll let him. Yes, no love like your love and the brother could get more of there's no way unless you're there all the time all the time all the time all the way, yeah. I can't tell me. It's not what I'm trying for. I can't help. There's nothing I want more. Yeah, I would fight for you. I love for you. Want to be the wife for you. Wanda, why for you? Yeah, I die for you. You know it's true. Everything I do. Oh. Do it for you. Yeah! Yeah! I see you through. I'm gonna see you through. Yeah! I'm gonna see you through! Yeah! Oh, fucking hell. Treat yourself to rich guerradelli chocolate and luscious caramel. And luscious caramel. He luscious caramel. Oh yeah. But I am kept out falling in love with you. Shall I stay? Would it be yourself? stay would be of sale if I can't with you. Like a river flows, show a bit to the sea. Darling, so it goes, some things are meant to be. Dake my hand. Take my whole life too, for I can't help falling in love with you. like a river flows, show it to the sea. Darling, so it goes, some things are meant to be. Darlings are goes, some things are meant to be. Take my hand, take my whole life too, for I can help. Fall. for I can't know falling in love with you. Your parents shouldn't be your best friends. Why? I don't see a problem. How do you? They are my best friends. I go to them when I'm upset as I would with anyone else. Okay, well, fine. Of course if you really want to get the chicks in today's age you learn how to sing like this guy right here John Legend all of me with lyrics all of a sudden chicks of you are looking at you like… Even if I can't get a chick on Valentine's Day, at least I can know I can sing. But yeah, it is getting late, so I'm going to wrap up the video. This is going to be the last song I'd do a couple of really decent ones to make up for that sort of shitty Ariel speed wagon cover that I did. Like, what the fuck was that? Yeah, speed wagon is some good earplugs, am I right? Yeah, noise cancelling headphones be like, Oh. What I do without your smart mouth, drawing you in and you kicking me out, and got my head spinning, no kidding, I cacked, then you down, what's going on in that beautiful mind. I'm your magical mystery ride and I'm so dizzy don't know what hit me but I'll be all right my head my my head's under water but I'm breathing fire you're crazy and I'm crazy and I'm out of my mind. Because all of me loves all of you. Love your curves and all your edges. All of your perfect and perfectionsions give you all to me give my all damn it I heard that crack on the note when I changed oh god damn it Ow to you, you're my hand and my beginning, even when I lose I'm winning. Because I give you all of me, and you give me all of you, and you give me all of you. How many times do I have to tell you even when you're crying you beautiful too the world is being you down I'm around through every board your mind down for you're of my mind. My worst distraction, my rhythm, blues. I can't stop singing. It's bringing in my head for you. My head's underwater, but I'm breathing fine. You're crazy and I'm breathing fine. You're crazy and I'm out of my mind. There we fucking go. There's the fucking voice that gets me 50,000 motherfuggen subscribers. I'm Give you all to me? I'll give my own to you. You're my end and my beginning. Even when I lose and win. Could I give you all of me? Can you give me all of you? Wristking in all the winds high. Because all of me loves all of you. Love your curves and all your edges. All your perfects and perfections. Give you all to me. Get my own to you. You're my end and my beginning. Even when I lose and win. Could I give you all of me? And you'll give me all of you I give you of me and you give me all of you and you give me all of you of you Oh Good gracious you two that's enough singing for this here video Oh, fucking hell. I mean no big deal I went from like Elvis Presley so like John Legend. I don't know if that's like flashy enough to show up on YouTube, like… Of course, when you watch the video, everyone who heard me record this fucking video is just going to hear my voice, but when you hear the YouTube, it's going to play the song along with it, so no copyright infringement. Ten did. But anyways, Tubes, tomorrow is a new episode of South Park. I'm looking forward to seeing that. South Park's a funny show.