Original Video: Sushi Pizza Nachos
Good Fine, early morning YouTube. This is a bit of an ASMR style video. Now before we begin, a couple things. I took my staff off the vice clamp and I noticed the second chain. a couple of things. I took my staff off the vice clamp and I noticed the second chain that I put on it was falling off. So to fix that issue, the two sections of Velcro that I glued together right here, and the two sections of Velcro that I glued together right here, and the two sections of Velcro that I glued together right here and the two sections of Velcro that I glued right here are going to be glued together like that so that's the second chain doesn't fall off the staff. chain doesn't fall off the staff. I had a bunch of wand tape wrapped around this top section of it. I took it off and there's a bunch of dry glue. It didn't dry clear so I painted it green. I thought I had clear-drying gorilla glue when I was fixing it back up. I would have added that. But I have the advantage of that now so that when I go to… put the final touches on the handle of my staff. It'll look pretty good for the most part. out to an individual and doing I guess you could see it's kind of a cooking video but not really I mean I'm making a sushi pizza nachos which sounds weird as fuck but that's why you watch this kind of shit isn't it? So take those four sections of things right here and then glue them here just like that. That'll help with the handle of my staff. Now the wand tape line starts right about here then goes down. The mod pod that I put on the tape and on the paint and all over the staff hardened the tape up. And this thing looks fucking sick. Less tape around the top and by the crystal. Lying the glue in the wires that I used to wrap around the top and by the crystal, letting the glue and the wires that I used to wrap around the courts hold it in place with that glue. The hole's deep enough that if it's the crystal nice and snug it ain't coming out. I use broken guitar strings or actually I don't think I don't remember if they're broken or not, but I use guitar strings primarily around the base of that. Now speaking on a court's crystal wands, I have a scepter to complete for coppercraft wands and that should be completed in the next couple of days or so. Hopefully. If I manage to make a decent amount of spending money, I can use that to make a shit ton of spending money, you know. So. Um. Take care of bills on the third and that sort of thing. But yeah. No, the gorilla glue I used for this staff doesn't dry clear and on top of that I put a shit ton of it in the hole where the crystal went so that it would stay in place and then I put a bunch of tape around it when I got hardened enough. Now I took the tape off and you can actually see the fucking crystal floating on top of this tick so taking a little bit of that tape off to reveal all the floating on top of the stick. So taking a little bit of that tape off to reveal all the wires and shit that I used to wrap around the stick, it looks a bit more mystical and more magical, you know. The staff definitely feels a lot more free on the energy, so to speak. But these four sections right here are going to get glued together that will attach the chains to the handle of my staff very nicely. But in order to do that we're going to make some room in the vice clamp. Open that up right quick. And we're also going to need some of that gorilla glue. This stuff as you can see dries clear says so on the label. This is the glue I use for my wands especially if they're crystal wands. You know what I'm saying because this shit dri clear. So when you put the crystal in there But unfortunately I didn't have any of this particular kind When the quartz crystal popped out of my staff didn't break just popped out And when I went to go glue it back into place I made the hole deeper So I could fit the crystal better and more snugly and the only glue I had on hand was gorilla glue period that didn't dry clear so this it didn't dry clear so then when I took the tape off I'm like okay how to make this look more bad-ass with the fact that okay okay, that shit didn't dry clear. A little bit of spray paint, some modpodge, and yeah, that looks sick of shit. So, now we got the chains adjusted to the perfect length. I can literally take these four bits, glue them up, just like that right there, and have it squeezed to the stick, just like that, so they sit really flat. So I thought the staff was done, and then literally walking home with it, the second chain decided to pop off and I'm like, okay now thinking as I'm walking home how can we make it so the staff has both chains on it and they don't fall off. Examining it's when I walked home, I figured out a solution. But literally completing the staff at the point of a full moon, but starting to turn on the second half of that cycle So I'm not not too bad of a Not too bad of a time to complete the staff really at the height of the moon's full energy potential I've noticed that when the moon's full, people act weird to say the least. Not just myself, but… I put a pinch of glue right there enough to hold it in place. check on my fingertips no glue has been put on the fingertips excellent so I want to hold those pieces together and give it a good squeeze while I carry it over to the vice clamp. I'll transfer the staff to the drawing station one last time without getting glue in the fingertips preferably. Excellent catch. There we go. The lighting's a bit dim, but I have it hanging up on the vice clamp by the spots where I glued it. I pinched it right there so I could create a small loop. Right there were my fingers at. And as soon as I let go of it, it fell forward, being pinched by that section right there. And almost knocked this gorgeous can of Hunter Green spray paint off the shelf here. This is the shade of green, the hunter-green that I used right here. All right, so now I've got the wand drying. Just take a look at this collection that I got so far. Take a look at that. This is the second batch of wands that I started. I have one left to finish. So looking pretty sweet. These stickers are going to be for the certificates. Make it more official. All right. So, The sushi's going on at the very last moment. Shout out to the fan who sent those. Shout out to the fan who sent those. And before I get into making the Pizza Sushi nachos, at a fan that sent me four cases of ramen. And this is the Amazon note that came with it. It said, hey Cobra, love the ASMR on YouTube. Robin Slirp, these up, bro, yeah, love from… uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, love from… uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, bro, yeah. Love from, let's see. Justin, aka, uh, pux, or puck, slapper, yeah. Puck Slapper, 480. So, shout out to puck slapper, yeah, Puck Slapper 480. So shout out to a Puck Slapper 480. Thank you for the four cases of ramen. What flavor is it? It's green chili. So I'll be doing a shirt review slash ramen needle review later on in the week because I got an awesome shirt that a fan had sent me. And, um and yeah. But I would have done a regular pizza with the last of my sushi, but I'm cleaning my pizza stone right now, so yeah. Now that I'm done using the glue for my staff, it's important to recap it. Why would you want to recap your guerrilla glue? Anybody tell me? Well if you don't know the answer, YouTube, I'll tell you. It's so that your guerrilla glue doesn't dry out in the tube. You notice that the lid has a groove in it so that when you recap your gorilla glue and put the lid on nice and tight after using it, it keeps your glue fresh so that you saw how easy that was to just you know what I'm saying but guerrilla glue is nothing to fuck around with this is some seriously strong glue so you use some caution when using this um but yeah getting that staff completed at the height of a descending full moon like when I picked up a staff That staff completed at the height of a descending full moon. Like when I picked up at staff earlier after the glue dried on those four sections, I was like, damn. It was working for a bit and then the second chain wanted to fall off and I'm like, nope, not having it, get back on there. So how do you make sushi pizza nachos what the fuck is this weird shit well I put the glue back on the wand workbench and we'll get into it I'm still a little bit messy but I put some oven cleaner on it earlier. So as you can see I've been doing dishes. YouTube. I did dishes earlier. My trusty burger pan needs to be cleaned out. So I'm going to do that. So before I do any more like burger recipes or like pizza recipes, I'm going to make sure that, you know, taking care of business over here. But this rag is already nice and wet. So watch what happens when I look at that. I'm not just getting a cooking video, but you'll also see me. clean up the grease off the stove here. And this is accumulated from all the bacon cheeseburgers that I'd be cooking up in this bitch. Because that's kind of what I do on YouTube. I do calzones, pizzas, bacon cheeseburgers, you know, recipes like that are delicious and easy as fuck to make. I mean, there's 10,000 different variants you could do of those recipes. I might be over exaggerating just a little bit, but… Now the trick to cleaning your oven, I used fume-free oven cleaner. I sprayed it on the grease, let it sit for a couple hours. And then you come back with a very mild, damp cloth. You can literally wipe it up. on your pants, disgusting, blah, blah, blah, blah. Now I'm a bachelor, I'm the one eating the food, I don't care. You know, maybe I'll take you along with the journey to show you how I make my crazy random food, and that becomes a thing on YouTube. Like what fucking gross concoction is this autistic motherfucker gonna make now? You know, and that's the fucking thing of that you too. That's what draws people in. So some people are going to be a fan of sushi and some people are going to be like that shit's fucking gross, you know. So like I said in my YouTube video strike video, you don't like sushi, so why the fuck are you watching the video where I put sushi in the recipe? Speaking of which I got some Philadelphia sushi rolls from the same company. I found that once I had a lid that was easier to open, I know sometimes in the pretty good. So once this de-thawed properly it tastes delicious and this one had a lid that was easier to open I know sometimes in the factory when they're laying the plastic down to seal it to me keep it fresh sometimes that plastic tab breaks off when you're trying to open it and I was kind of dealing with that shit for the bacon sushi cheeseburger video. Didn't let it get to me and then I fucking spill a bunch of seasoning all over my stove. Didn't let it get to me. And after I got done cooking the burger, I sneezed. At the stop, blow my nose, wash my hands, get back to the video. And that's the problem I have with my deep-fired avocado avocado videos. I had a great recipe making deep-fried avocado-cownal slices. But I didn't see the fucking burger hanging out on my nose, and so I pointed out in the comment section, I re-washed the video, and I'm like, son of a bitch. So I try to make cooking videos that are somewhat appealing, even if, you know, the food isn't to your taste. I mean, if you don't want to add sushi to this recipe, you don't have to. Make it some pizza nachos without sushi is good, but this just ups the weirdness of it. So, you know, you don't want to ask who should get this recipe you really don't fucking have to I'm doing it because I like sushi plain and simple I mean pizza nachas by themselves are pretty fucking dank so It looks a thousand times better, doesn't it? YouTube. All that grease cleaned up. And this is the less than fun part about cooking is cleaning up your workstation. But that's looking 10,000 times better. Now cleaning your oven's not the funnest, but… It needs to be done. Go ahead and let that rag sit in the sink then ring it out just a little bit. I thoroughly rinse my rags out before I wash dishes with them because you don't want to wash in your rags with that shit on it. Before I make the naught shows, I'll set the camera down. Let's set the camera down. And they want to wash their hands before we cook or make whatever the fuck you want to call it. I'm not sure. I wish I. Oh, King Cobra sounds like he's been drinking again. Well, yes I have. I've had a little bit of Jack Daniels to drink, but I'm 27. I'm autistic. I have cataracts. 80D. 80H.G. I'm old enough to drink, so it's not a yell's business but in case you're wondering why my speech is a little bit slurred not sure. It was one second. Move this huge stack out of the way for just a second. Let's see. Let's see. Make sure that we're facing the plate here. Let's see. Make sure that we're facing the plate here. Just the plates right here. Okay, cool. Got to plate it on camera. Excellent. Let's see. If you're going to make nachos with melted cheese. These are the chips to do it with people. If you're going to make dank-ass nachos, why not use Doritos nacho cheese chips? I'm just fucking saying, you already put corn chips on nachos to begin with. You already put cheese on your nachos. Two birds, one stone. Oh yeah. Welcome to another segment of Cooking with Clover and today we're making sushi pizza nachos. Now we've got a plate full of nachos or chips at least. Right there, just like that. Nice little pile right there just like that nice little pile right there now this is the sushi I'll be putting this is the sushi I'll be putting this is the sushi I'll be putting on the end on it at the end. These are Philadelphia cream cheese rolls. As I mentioned before this one had a lip on it that was easier to open when I got it opened. And I had a couple after it was dethawed earlier and these are definitely most definitely what's up. I'm not going to need like I don't think I want to eat all the sauce for this but I'm definitely putting wasabi and at least one packet of soy sauce on to it so before we get to the final ingredient we're going to eat to add a couple things to these chips so take you all on them after me I took some of that pizza sauce and put it on top first. Ken doesn't want, this jar doesn't want to open up. Looks like I'm going to have to use my autistic strength to open it. Hashag arm flax. Ah, there we go. Look at these biceps though. Get it Of course, when we have a towel on top of my counter, just because I try to make shit like this, and sometimes I spill shit, so… It just helps to be pre-prepared. At this point it's like chips and salsa almost. So the concept makes sense. I mean… How do you like them apples? That motherfucker is cold at the bottom of it. Okay now that's just no. That doesn't want to come out. No, that's just, no. It doesn't want to come out, it's just… Hold on a little bit of a fucking second. Oh, it's fresh. There we go. The job was practically empty anyways, so I want to use the last of our ingredients. Don't want to waste any of it. And… We want a sauce around the chips here. Try to make it look pizza sauce is on point. Get you in on the action here in seconds to splash more of that sauce. There we go. She went on like action. There's your sauce right there on top, looking nice. Next turn I had some monsarella cheese. Monsarella cheese on nachos is tank of shit because it melts the quickest. Finding creative ways to eat sushi. This is definitely a creative way to eat sushi. I mean, this is kind of a stretch. This is combining a bunch of different food cultures into one video. So some people are going to look at this and go, that looks nasty as fuck. What the fuck would you put sushi on? So you put sushi in? Not such as you're sick, bastard. Assuming we're in this going, oh, fucking, yeah, I gotta try this. Music is like food, if you got diverse taste. End up the fucking truth. But that right there looks like just look like a cheese. There we go. I want to add some more cheese right there. Let's bring the camera a little bit closer to the plate just like that. All right. We're going to add some more cheese too. We'll see how I'm feeling. But, be pizza nachos without some pepperoni. Let's go ahead and tear that off and open that. There we go. You know a lot of pepperoni on I'm making it. Mmm. Now sneak in a pepperoni that's what I like to call Chef Privileg. You can even call this cooking something. Which I mean you make a nachos, you can even call this cooking something. Which I mean you make a nachos, which it's a very basic form of cooking, but it's not like like you're making nachos which it's a very basic form of cooking but it's not like you're making a five-star meal here you're making something to munch out on. Gotta pepper rinds strategically placed on top just like that. You make sure those pepperoids are nice. On to the nachos. Go back to our friend, Mr. or Mrs. however you look at it. Go back to our friend, the mozzarella cheese. And do a nice little sprinkle on top of those pepperonies. Just so ensure that when the cheese melts that it'll stick to the top of these chips a little bit better. And there's already so much cheese on the bottom when they don't eat a whole lot. But just enough to kind of you know… Yeah there we go. It looks magnificent. sprinkle. I mean if you wanted to cook up, if you wanted to cook up bacon and burger to go with it, this is the point you do it. You cook up your burger patty and your bacon, get it fully cooked, chop it up, sprinkle it on top, add more cheese if you want, you know what I'm saying, but this is good enough for now. What I got right here. It's a nice looking play of nachos. I'm going to hit that with some seasoning. I need a whole lot, just a little bit. And as you can see, this is not a heavy sprinkle of seasoning, just a little bit to sprinkle on the top. Nice little sprinkle of tonies. That looks pretty good so far you too. I'm not going on my ass looking pretty dank. So I put in the microwave for a minute and 34. And the goal is to get the cheese nice and stringy and melted, but not overcooked and burnt to shit. So, yeah, you wanna watch it, you know, minute 34, and a very powerful microwave should be enough, but if it's not 44 seconds more, it should be enough. But yeah, shout out to a bonsai sushi company. This will be the final ingredient on the nachos. And the sushi wants the dethod is nice and squishy, like sushi is supposed to be. And as you can see, it's a little bit empty because I had some earlier. And it was delicious. I saved the wasabi and the soy sauce for these nachos so I would have done a burger or a pizza but the items I used to make those things need to be cleaned so yeah. Try to add a bit more professionalism to the cooking videos. 16 seconds. A little bit longer. A little bit longer. Cuz that's a lot of cheese men. Time to cook you over the 44 second first you don't want to overdo it on the cheese and then you over melt the cheese it gets crispy on the edges I mean some people like crispy melted cheese on the edge but I don't know just for good nachos you want the cheese to be nice and melted nice and goo., you pull a trip up and it's like, whoa, whoa, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, nachos, you want the cheese to be nice and melted, nice and gooey, stringy, you pull a chip up and it's like, whoa, you know. I mean, if you didn't want to add sushi to your chips at this point, once these are said and done, this would be a good enough. I got another 7 seconds. That actually looks pretty melted. It's a little bit gooey. It's a little bit gooey. Hmm. Ohh, it's a little bit gooey. Hmm. Holy fuck them only, those nachos are nice and hot. A 34-second burst. I want the perfect consistency on these man. Nice stringy like guitar strings man. And this is why we're adding the sushi to the noches at the very end. I don't want warm sushi. I mean I didn't taste half bad on the burger but… If I would have waited to wait for that sushi that sushi to your D thaw if I wanted waited for that sushi to a D thaw like I dated with the sushi over there yeah now we're talking look at that is perfect a nice gooey puddle. Oh, hoh, hoh, hoh, hoh. Look at that in the light. Oh, look at that, you too. God damn. Nachos, but it wouldn't be pizza nachos with sushi without adding a little bit of sushi so Set the camera down once more Now once I waited for this sushi to Dethaw it tasted magnificent. And this second case was much easier to open. Maybe I didn't open the first one right, or maybe the factory that made it, forgot to add a lip. Because the second one had a lip at the corner, or I could just, you know what I'm saying? So yeah, shout out to a bonsai sushi company, shout out to Doritos. There we go. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. I got seven pieces of Philadelphia cream cheese sushi rolls on top here. Strategically placed just like that. That looks good. And then we're going to take, this sauce right here, which has a tear on it right here. One pack of the soy sauce is all I needed for this particular plate. But that's nice if they have an extra pack just in case you want it. A little bit of soy sauce with flavor. It's kind of soaked into the cheese. And then of course the final ingredient are delicious but a very spicy friend was savvy. Now if the other pack had a tear in it where you could just peel it and open it, this one should too… And this one doesn't want to open up………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. it and open it. This one should too. And this one doesn't want to open up nearly as easily. Hold on a second. You too. Now I found a pair of pliers on my wand workbench that I could probably use to open up this pack of the sushi. There we go. So if you got like pliers or scissors, you should be able to open it up. Just like that. open it up just like that okay now before I put the sushi on here I mean before I put the wasabi on the final touch so this notch over here these are going back on the bench Okay, so just of the sushi here. There we go. Get on the eat fast, dude. Mmm, that's good with sabi. I got some of my fingers. I might actually get a… The last drop of that wasabi on that fifth one, so there's like five of them with wasabi, and two of them that don't have it. But that's all right. But that's all right. That's good with Saudi. And there you have it folks. Look at that. I want you to look at it, YouTube. Yeah. That wasabi is a spicy motherfucker. But there you have it. sushi pizza nachos. Wasabi, wasabi, wasabi, wasabi, wasabi, wasabi. And until the pieces don't have it. That's how you make sushi pizza nachos. Exclude with this last couple of steps if you don't want sushi on yours. So I want to go set the camera down on my desk. I'll let this cool off for a bit. If we get into it, that looks dank as fuck YouTube. It's got everything I like. It's got pizza ingredients. It's got everything I like. It's got pizza ingredients, it's got gerrinos, and it's got sushi, it's got wasabi, and soy sauce. I mean, this is as weird as it gets, YouTube, but look at that! Get it! all right, so I want to set this down right here to cool off. That plate is still too hot to sit in my lap and eat and my phone battery is about to fucking die. Classic. So let's see, I need my phone charger first. For just a millisecond I can finish this video. Camera set up. Oh, a second. Oh, not quite. Scoochy. There we go, perfect. Now I got the camera sitting up on my desk where you can see me go to town on these nachos. I grabbed me some soda.., smoke the last night pipe tobacco. A lot of nachos cool off. making these. This cooking video pulled off smoothly. This is definitely like you got nachos or kind of a Mexican type of food. Pizza's an Italian food and sushi is an Asian food. So you got Mexican Italian and Asian cuisine on one plate. Damn. Oh my fucking god that just smells so good. plate. Damn. and yes and no. But I think I wanted to put a fucking pizza out. And I'm like, yes and no. But the sugar I used to make my burgers and my pizza needs to be cleaned off. So I needed a cooking video that I could do legitimately. on a plate. So this is, you know, this, people see there, so they're going to be like, what the fuck is that? I did. It's sushi pizza nachos, that's what it is. And I got the phone on the camera and the phone on the charger, I meant to say, the phone on the charger just in time. Sweet. Hate is gonna hate, but I'm eating weird-ash shit for you too, when it's getting views, so… Yeah. Uh, my mouth is watering just looking at this. I also have a spare keyboard that you see sitting in the chair over there. In the box. So that I could help towards my next album One of the second two. Oh, something to wash them nachos down. We got Mountain Dew Throwback. Show that logo. Not a sponsor. So, strangely enough YouTube, I got a copyright strike on my latest Lincoln Park video, but it didn't affect my channel in any way, shape, or form. Like the latest video, me seeing it, I should say. Um, it basically, all the ads that are on YouTube are going to make the record company who legally represents that band money. So plus it'll make them aware of the stats that video gets that sort of thing. Because I was like, okay, I did a decent job singing Lincoln Park on YouTube and it didn't get silenced. Huh. I checked my email and turns out I did get a copyright strike but it wasn't bad enough for the video had to be deleted the audio didn't get silenced. I didn't even monitorize it when I uploaded it, gave full credit to Lincoln Park in the description box. Did everything I could think of, but in the future if I sing songs on YouTube it's got to be through my headphones, which I can do that on live, you know, because photo booth doesn't want to cooperate with me before I pour that I should probably turn it so that it… There we go. Try to pour soda with the fucking nozzle facing the other way. That would have been, but that would have risked spilling it. And I'm just like, no, turn it this way. There we go. People treat me like I'm stupid because of my autism. It's a very negative stigma attached to having any sort of mental disability. If you're considered retarded, whether high functioning, low functioning, whatever the spectrum may be, any form of sort of retardation, and people just assume you're stupid, and quite often if you have a disability and yet you live on your own, and if you can barely function in society, but you still get by despite your struggles then fuck what everybody else says can crush for sushi pizza nachos yeah Now the reason I say this is because I was watching a video that someone took off my channel and they basically edited out a bunch of shit. I was watching a video that someone took off my channel and they basically edited out a bunch of shit to make it short and sweet, sweeter and to the point, you know what I'm saying? And I was reading the comments, this was a video where I'm riding my bike around town doing a review on chocolate swisher sweet sigerrillasos and because I was riding my bike I had my helmet on and someone left a comment in the YouTube section of that video saying well I'm glad he's wearing his helmet special needs kids need to wear their fucking helmet it needs a flashlight he didn't say it just like that but but it's basically the equivalent of what he said. And I want you to go respond with a comment saying, yeah, your mom thought that was special last night. And before I hit post, I look at the comment, and the comment was like 10 months old. And I stopped and I thought about it for a second YouTube I'm like what good would it do me personally to respond to a hate comment that's like 10 months old because since that time has passed I've gained a shit ton of subscribers so he can talk all the shit he wants I wanted to say something like you know what dude fuck you. I was riding my bike around town. I'm riding that bike and wearing a helmet for my fucking safety. And you want to crack jokes like that when there are people out there who legitimately have to wear a fucking helmet because they're retarded. And you want to make fun or shit like that's not funny, there. like that's not funny dude. There are people out there who legitimately have to go through that. If you do make jokes about it it's just truly disgusting. You know I wanted to say something like that that was in-depth and you know very much social justice type comment. But I realized that that the 13 people that made the comment with a thumbs up, you know, like 13 people liked the comment and you know, it was 10 months old and I'm just like you know those 14 people can eat a load of Aspergers. You know what I'm saying like and that's the cool thing about it you too, it's usually people who are so retarded they have to wear helmets are blissfully unaware of their condition and they're just innocence. So you can crack all the jokes they want, but it don't take much to get them happy. You turn out Spongebob and give us some chocolate milk. They're golden. That was a horrible joke to make, but it's the fucking truth. You only be blunt about it. Like, some of these people are just, they're like little kids, you know, they're happy by the simplest of things, and for some odd reason, they don't let their disability get to them, even if they're mentally unaware of it, it's still the simple fact of the matter is you're making fun of somebody who has to go through that kind of thing, which in all circumstances you too, but makes me grateful that my autism is not severely worse. There are people who have autism who struggle to function in society, whereas I personally can barely function in society. There are people with autism who struggle a lot worse. And for people to call me retarded because I have autism, I look at them and say, yes, I have high functioning retardation. So I guess you could say I'm retarded. But for people to sit there and assume that for people to sit there and assume that people with autism are stupid it's like I said a negative cliche that people have about any sort of like mental disability you know what I'm saying you could have down syndrome charrette syndrome you could and that's when I realize of of course, and I've always realized this, that trolls don't give a shit, you could have cancer and lying on your deathbed making videos to give people motivation, you know, to not let life get to them, one of those kinds of videos. And maybe so aren't out there talking shit on you you know you can make a video standing up to social bullies and people talk shit on it you know and I disabled the comments on my video is because I was a lot happier making YouTube when I didn't have to sit there and read through it. You know what I'm saying? Like, oh you let the trolls get to you. Okay, if I let the fucking trolls get to me, then why the fuck am I still making videos. Hmm. Why the fuck am I still singing on YouTube, playing guitar, and despite being a little bit drunk, trying to make a video, knowing that I'm going to slur my speech, mispronounced my words incorrectly, trying to seem like I'm a bit more soave than I really am, but to be fair, I'd like maybe three or four drinks and that was it and it wasn't enough to get me super plastering but it was enough to get a good buzz going. So to cool off from that alcohol indulgence, sip on some non-alcoholic goodness, flush out my kidneys you know. like I'm looking at this plate of nachos and I just made and it's like, oh dude, that's a work of art. I don't want to, I don't know if I want to eat it or frame it. Nah, but should you really consume alcohol and make shit like that? Why the fuck not? I cleaned my stove, which is easy as fuck after letting the oven cleaners hit there. Wash my hands and made a dink-ass plate of nachos. I wanted to cool off too much because I still gonna have that string pole. Yeah, that plate's still pretty warm on the bottom. Incredibly hot, actually, but it's cooled off enough. It's cooled off just enough to where I can sit it on my lap and eat it. Oh, we……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… It creates this massive lump of nachos. So it's got the first pull of this on camera. Look at that cheese baby. Yeah. Boom, sushi, pizza, not half bad. I think that's not half bad. I think I just about out of mouth orgasm there. This is the kind of nasty shit you want to see me eat on YouTube. I think I just about had a mouth orgasm there. This is the kind of nasty shit you want to see me eat on YouTube, well I got you on that. The sushi itself is still cold. But yeah, this is good. Look at the fishiness. Now you get the fishiness of the sushi, mixing with the pizza, a fact from the nachos,, the fishiness of the sushi, the sushi, the mixing with the pizza from the nachos effect from the nachos. Yes. What string pull? I'm digging it. I'm digging it. I'm digging this recipe. I mean if you already like the ingredients that are on this plate then you can't go wrong And make this big ass plate of nachos. Like, what is this? Sushi pizza nachos, what the fuck is his madness? It's like, okay, he's actually eating what he makes, okay, there you go, oh, look at that cheesy poor baby. Oh, that is nice. I got like four pieces of sushi left on this bottom half here. here but I'm definitely munching on through it yeah this one's got a little bit more wabi, it's good. I like wasabi, it's good. Wow, that's spicy, holy shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's like the Asian version of horse radish. Oh, oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. My eyes are watering just a little bit. That's good with sabi. And it was sobbing if it ain't clear or not your son is his. Instead of trying to put the whole packet over the entire play of nachos, do a little dawlups of it on the sushi as much as I can. Yeah. The second thing I'm going to say, the second thing, is, well if you have a mental disorder of some sort, don't let people, you know, don't want assholes affect your outlook on life. Now yes, I did bully a kid when I was in high school, and I don't regret it. The reason why is because he fucking pastored me. This kid would pester me and my friends during school hours, and the teachers refused to do shit about it. And then, me and this kid would fight constantly, verbally. He's just lucky I didn't escalate into physical. It's just nice to see that, okay, when I'm getting bullied, the school doesn't do shit, but if I bully someone else you know it's quite unfortunate but I mean I let it go I'm just saying that that's the kind of shit you remember now you're gonna focus on that when you're eating dank-ass-naw shows with sushi on them. You complimented with the crunch of the gerrinos and the spiciness of the wasabi. And then you get the soy sauce flavor mixed with that pizza sauce. Yeah. Mmm. Not legitimately, as this kid bullied me in the same exact school I speak of. And instead of taking him out of art class, they put me in an extra study hall that I didn't need. So they're not really addressing the issue, just kind of sweeping it under the rug. And how I got the bully to stop, the bully to stop fucking with me, or I kicked the bully's ass. So somebody who's been bullied in school for most of their life due to the fact I have autism, and people think, oh well, he has Asperger's he must be an easy target and I'm like no I'm not I'm not an easy target for one I'm not an easy target and I don't ask for your sympathy. Fuck that shit. I don't sit here and make these videos explaining my autism and my life. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. My life stories. For you on camera, for your sympathy. Fuck that. I say them because I want to say, oh, you think you're having a shitty life. You know, I'm not saying that to complain about my life. No.. people that get twisted. I'm not saying that to complain about my life. No. I'm not. People get twisted. Others goth at King Cobour bitching about life again. Oh, that's original. A cynical goth with Aspergers. Oh. A cynical goth with Aspergers. That's original. No, I bitch about life to make others aware of the fact that everybody struggles, not just me, not just you everybody. And well I think it gets misconstrued quite often people… well I think… I think it gets misconstrued quite often. People, well, um, they'll put words in my mouth, they'll start rumors. Put words in my mouth and I didn't say start rumors, you know, stupid drama. I mean, YouTube is just like high school. Every channel is like a click. I don't know, YouTube says, oh we don't tolerate bullying if you're being bullied, and we'll deal with it, but… The way YouTube system is set up in regards to bullying and cyber harassment, it's set up to where you control people pretty easily. I mean, I literally had, excuse me, I mean, I literally had I mean, I literally had… Like every five minutes someone would create a stupid account with a name, making fun of some video I made, using some poorly photoshopped picture of me. And they would comment stupid shit in the chat of my live streams on YouTube so I go to the channel I'd block them thinking okay maybe they get the hint to quit fucking harassing me and they kept on doing it and kept on doing it and I laughed their sorry ass and just kept on blocking them not chose. after their sorry ass and he just kept on blocking them. Not shows. When it comes to, um, uh, trolls on YouTube, you have to be cutthroat. And what I mean by that is you have to be ruthless. Ruthless. Do you think trolls give a shit if you have cancer or Down syndrome or any of that? No. Trolls don't give a fuck. Who you are, where you come from, your background story. What sort of disability you may or may not be struggling with, your life, your life struggles in general, I'll give a shit about none of that. They don't give a fuck what your sexual preferences, they don't give a fuck what sex you identify as, they don't give a fuck about your ethnicity, they don't give a shit about you or anything you are. The only thing they care about is pissing you off. And a lot of YouTubeers will say, well, just ignore the trolls and they'll go away. Uh-huh. Now here's what I'm going to be the one guy that's controversial to that. What happens when you ignore bullies in school? The problem gets worse. Huh, well imagine that. And quite often you'll see these kids, you know, committing suicide or pulling a mass shooting because they're getting fucked with and no one's doing shit about it. And it's not the way to solve things, man. You gotta bully you kick their ass with one and two, simple as that. Sure you might get in trouble for finding, but here's the thing. Give it at least four months minimum. If you have a legit case of bullying at your school and you're being harassed by someone. And if you've gone to staff with the issues several times, and it's been like four months, and if staff members at your school have not made the problem go away, but if they've legitimately made the problem worse. And that's when you kick the bully's ass, and you might get scuffed up in the process, but the fact that you stand up to your bully, and even if you have a slight chance where you might get your ass handed to you, the fact that you even attempt to do something like that, and sure you might get in trouble with the principal and then they might look at you and say well you know we don't tolerate bullying during school hours right? You can look at them and say well I mean that's that you look at them and say just that. You know what I'm saying because and when would you say something like that as soon as they say oh mr. or mrs. so and so you know we don't tolerate violence during school hours and you can look at them you can look at them and just be the biggest fucking smart-ass possible oh yeah just like you don't tolerate bullying neither. Hmm. I'd probably look at you and be like, all right, get out of here, your smart ass. Here's the thing about YouTube. If you're being bullied on YouTube, you can block people from your channel. Because, nine times out of ten, reporting it to YouTube doesn't do shit. YouTube is constantly growing as a website and the majority of YouTube grows off the backbone of trolls creating fake accounts just to fuck with people because these trolls are too much of a chicken shit to post their face on camera. A lot of people who talk shit on me for my videos quite often would not have the courage to post videos of themselves making strange-ass concoctions whether be drinks, food, post videos of themselves singing, playing guitar for the whole world to ridicule and judge you for. Despite knowing the fact, okay, they have a mental disorder and, you know, struggling with it day-to-day and overcoming it, at least enough to a point where, you know, I'm actually savoring these nachos. These are pretty fucking good, I got like two sushi rolls left and a pile of cheese to go. Go and tear another one off. Look at that cheese bowl. It's kind of piled, it's not, the cheese is kind of piled up but it melted all the way, but enough to where it's melted. a little bit longer. However, the cheese on the bottom of these nachos would have gotten really crispy and that makes pulling them apart rather difficult. So, I mean, either way I'm not complaining because, or the way I'm not complaining because this right here, YouTube, is a tank asked play to nachos. I mean you don't like sushi that's fine. You can just make a regular play in a pizza nachos too. Oh but could you imagine if you are a sushi connoisseur and you go to a party and you see this giant ass platter or a nacho is just sitting in front of you. and it has all this stuff on it. You're gonna be like, okay, what, huh? And I did a lot of things off camera before I made this recipe. It took several hours for that sushi to de-thought properly. But if I'd have been a bit more patient with it last time around, that burger I'm able to taste a lot better. I mean, another way of shaping it, I'm not complaining because to take you along the crazy ride of my crazy food. I'm not complaining because that sushi burger was delicious. These sushi nachos are fucking delicious. I'm not always going to take you along the crazy ride of my crazy food ideas, but this one I'm like, okay, you know what? I'm going for it. This is going to be a cooking video on YouTube. Yeah, buddy. I put in the cold sushi on hot nachos. It didn't, it didn't heat up the sushi at all. The sushi stayed cold and chewy throughout the entire process. I mean, it's gonna stay chewy no matter what. But it didn't warm up, it didn't warm up the fish or any of that when I put it on there. Almost the only these nachos too, damn. Sad day. Mm. Now but here's the thing you too. Because I didn't overcook the cheese when I melted it look at that this plate of nachos was easy as fuck to eat. I'm on sitting there going n'er needin' to fucking chisel just to pull them off the plate. I would say that was like the bare minimum of which you want to melt it at. That's definitely the bare minimum for what you want to melt it at, considering how much cheese I put on it but How long this is fucking video? An hour long? Ha ha! Classic. And of course I got nacho cheese, judito powder, all over my fingertips here, from eating that. That plea of nachos was definitely very filling. That had an interesting texture of taste going on. Gerritos disease. That's the one I put up here. You get this thing called Doritos disease, you get the powder all over your fingers, and there's only two known cures. Napkins in water, washing your hands, or of course, licking it off your fingers. Okay, there's a couple of cures, but Doritos disease also comes in the form of Cheetos disease, which is the same same thing and the same cure. The reason why I didn't put sushi onto a actual pizza dough is because I didn't have enough for sabi to like coat the crust. That would have been sick to get like a shit ton of sabi and mix it with some tomato sauce. Instead of trying to doll up it on top. And then like, wherever the pizza comes out, put the sushi rolls on top, and then do a dollar of a soup, a dollar pizza on each roll, already with, with the, with the, with the baking to, the wasabi baking to the fucking sauce and shit, so yeah. Oohie. It's going to take the fucking ever to upload to my desktop, but that's all right. And there's my staff drawing in the vise clamp. And there's my staff drawing in the vise clamp. Most excellent. And there's my staff drawing in the vice clamp. Most excellent. I saved the last of my tobacco right here for after the meal or snack, whatever you want to call it. I think a fan that I was talking with on YouTube chat the other day, he said, they ordered me some pipes and cigars product, so I should be getting some pipe tobacco in the mail here soon. That'll be nice. And you know my fans love me if they're going to send me ramen noodles and pipe tobacco and what have you. I thought we spoke in tobacco in my apartment. Wouldn't hurt to crack the window now, would it? No, it wouldn't. Anyways. Which boy King Kobe were back at you with another video. Making sushi pizza nachos. Thank you for watching sushi pizza nachos. Thank you for watching my little cooking video here. I'll definitely catch you cucumbers on the flip side, Joe.