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--- activities:drinking [2024/07/09 23:11] – created - wanted to make a section with some notable ridiculous moments of Jorp just drinking cobrastan
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 ====== Drinking ======
-Although Josh is infamous for his drink combos, he has a long and twisted relationship with alcohol. Like a proper toddler, he holds a believe that a real man drinks. Therefore, even if he hates the taste of alcohol, he must drink to prove his worth to the world. Also, it probably helps him cope with depression.
+Although Josh is infamous for his drink combos and nasty rotting concoctions he affectionately [[objects:mead|calls 'mead']], he has a long and twisted relationship with alcohol. Like a proper toddler, he holds a belief that a real man drinks. Therefore, even if he hates the taste of alcohol, he must drink to prove his worth to the world. Also, it probably helps him cope with depression.
   * Boy will drink just about anything he gets sent. Just like with food, he isn't picky at all.
   * He regularly gets hammered, some of the best Cobra moments wouldn't happen without alcohol.
   * The demon drink is slowly but surely destroying his body, just like with any alcoholic.
+  * When feeling particularly frisky, Josh shakes his bottles, making the booze shoot out like champagne, for no reason other than being a gothic bad boy.
+  * Getting horribly drunk often results in spilling whatever drink the mighty cobenator has prepared that day, which often leads into fits of unbridled rage.
-| {{:activities:boy-drinking-cum-wine.png?400|}} |
+| {{:activities:vuce3o6zdsyb1.webp?400|}} | Boglim's best friend |
-| Chinese Emperor Qin Shi Huang drinks a mercury and arsenic elixir prepared by his eunuchs in hopes of gaining immortality, 206 BCE, woodprint |
+| {{:activities:boy-drinking-cum-wine.png?400|}} | Chinese Emperor Qin Shi Huang drinks a mercury and arsenic elixir prepared by his eunuchs in hopes of gaining immortality, 206 BCE, woodprint |
+| {{:activities:zspd8w7prjcc1.webp?400|}} | Boy is enjoying his fantasies of being bukkaked by Warlord |
+| {{:activities:one-for-the-homies.png?400|}} | Pour in some for the homies - the couch is never getting cleaned |
+===== Mead making =====
+One day, the thirst became so bad that the boy watched some video about mead making, leading him to believe that even he can successfully [[objects:mead|create mead]]. Which further lead him onto a path of no return, full of failed biological experiments that would make the Umbrella Corporation blush, making pruno at best, and rotting sugary drink on average, because Jorp simply does not understand that throwing random things into a bottle and letting them ferment won't result in dank mead on it's own.
+Since the beginning, he has made over dozen of 'meads', with increasingly horrifying results, no doubt helping his rotting teeth to speed up their demise.
+| {{:activities:jenkem.webp?400|}} | Proud boy showing his handmade Jenkem |