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 ====== Jeremy Rogers ======
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 ^  Jeremy Rogers  |
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 | **Crimes:** interference with a police officer, assault on a police officer |
 | **Sagas:** [[sagas:The Post-Wendy's Saga]], [[sagas:The Summer Saga]] |
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 **Jeremy Rogers** is one of Josh's eccentric weed proponent homeboys living Casper, Wyoming. He refers to himself as a "an epileptic southern guy that was raised as a proper gentleman" who "Love(s) music, anime and martial arts".
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 Jeremy is an avid PokemonGo player and plays the guitar.
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 ===== Appearances =====
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 Jeremy attests that the bottle was filled with water.
+===== Return of the Pastaman =====
+After many years of going AWOL*, Jeremy made a surprising, brief, memorable and truly WTF-esque return, worthy of the Cobraverse. One day, a visibly distressed Pastamancer, head redder than a well done lobster, wearing nothing but shorts, just appeared in the Bog Lair, while Josh explained to the viewers that he's providing Jeremy an asylum for few days.
+^ {{:characters:pastamancer-1.png?nolink&400|}} |
+|Dude, where are my pants?|
+Jeremy looked nothing like himself, which initially got many people confused and question, who is this violent looking maniac, what kind of drugs has he inhaled before visiting the Cobra Lair, how many people has he skinned alive, and how long will it take before he murders Cobra as well. Right away, this "situation" couldn't be more awkward if one planned it, as it began with Jeremy's initial appearance without pants, and him asking the bog boy, if he could spare some pants. Jorp, being the friend that he is, suggested Jeremy to wear the pants he came in - after Jeremy implying they are incredibly dirty and that he wore them for 3 weeks (seemingly outside, being homeless), Josh simply muttered that he wears his pants for a lot longer - lesson learned, don't discuss basic hygiene with the bog boy. Should've just rubbed some tactical soap all over them.
+A concern for Jorp's safety turned out to be unnecessary, for the luck of a boglim always prevails. There were no hostile moments during Jeremy's visit, and after few amazingly awkward days (junkie versus socially retarded sperg) spent crashing on the Cobra Couch, the Pastaman disappeared once more, never to be seen again.
+* This tends to happen with Josh's former friends, they drop out of his life, only to randomly resurface years later.
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+|Glasses fixed with tape|
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