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====== Jeremy Rogers ======

^  Jeremy Rogers  |
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| **Born:** Jeremy Rogers    |
| **Alias(es):** Rasta Man, shaggy, jay      |
| **Gender:** Male    |
| **Nationality:** American    |
| **Education:**  Youth Challenge Program, Carville, Louisiana    |
| **Occupation:** Rastafarian    |
| **Relatives:** April Rogers, 1 to 2 children    |
| **Crimes:** interference with a police officer, assault on a police officer |
| **Sagas:** [[sagas:The Post-Wendy's Saga]], [[sagas:The Summer Saga]] |

**Jeremy Rogers** is one of Josh's eccentric weed proponent homeboys living Casper, Wyoming. He refers to himself as a "an epileptic southern guy that was raised as a proper gentleman" who "Love(s) music, anime and martial arts".
Jeremy Rogers is originally from Bossier City, Louisiana. Jeremy suffers from epilepsy, just like homeboy Alex Anderson. If you couldn't tell, Jeremy is a big proponent of smoking copious amounts of marijuana. He is a firm believer and advocate for a legalized marijuana across the United States, which is absolutely not for self-serving reasons and is entirely because people are unjustly prosecuted and their lives are ruined.

Jeremy, like a lot of caucasoid rastafarians, enjoys listening to Bob Marley, talking about spiritual bullshit and watching marital arts all day. His biggest hero is the The Little Pheonix himself, Bruce Lee.

By some miracle that could only be by the grace of Satin himself, Jeremy is not only happily married but has been since 2015. He has two well adjusted children with his spouse, April. This is a rarity within the town of Casper.

Jeremy is an avid PokemonGo player and plays the guitar.

===== Appearances =====

Jeremy would make his first official appearance to the Cobraverse in a video alongside one-off trole Jonathan Banks where Josh attempted to cut devil's horns into his hair. 

===== Arrest =====

On the 23rd of June 2015, Jeremy was arrested for throwing a bottle of Mountain Dew filled with an unidentified liquid at a police officer.

At 1:45AM, Casper PD were called to Jeremy's apartment to initiate a search. Knowing Jeremy, it is likely they were searching for large quantities of marijuana, concerned with potential local trafficking operations. Jeremy's wife, April, was subsequently handcuffed and detained after she attempted to leave to find the family cat, as it left the apartment while the police officers entered. Jeremy was reportedly very upset that the officer in question touched his wife, so in retaliation, he whipped a bottle of Mountain Dew filled with an unidentified liquid at the officer's head. Jeremy was arrested for interference with a police officer and assault on a police officer. Officers took Rogers to the Natrona County Detention Center for processing.

Jeremy attests that the bottle was filled with water.

===== Return of the Pastaman =====

After many years of going AWOL*, Jeremy made a surprising, brief, memorable and truly WTF-esque return, worthy of the Cobraverse. One day, a visibly distressed Pastamancer, head redder than a well done lobster, wearing nothing but shorts, just appeared in the Bog Lair, while Josh explained to the viewers that he's providing Jeremy an asylum for few days. 

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|Dude, where are my pants?|

Jeremy looked nothing like himself, which initially got many people confused and question, who is this violent looking maniac, what kind of drugs has he inhaled before visiting the Cobra Lair, how many people has he skinned alive, and how long will it take before he murders Cobra as well. Right away, this "situation" couldn't be more awkward if one planned it, as it began with Jeremy's initial appearance without pants, and him asking the bog boy, if he could spare some pants. Jorp, being the friend that he is, suggested Jeremy to wear the pants he came in - after Jeremy implying they are incredibly dirty and that he wore them for 3 weeks (seemingly outside, being homeless), Josh simply muttered that he wears his pants for a lot longer - lesson learned, don't discuss basic hygiene with the bog boy. Should've just rubbed some tactical soap all over them.

A concern for Jorp's safety turned out to be unnecessary, for the luck of a boglim always prevails. There were no hostile moments during Jeremy's visit, and after few amazingly awkward days (junkie versus socially retarded sperg) spent crashing on the Cobra Couch, the Pastaman disappeared once more, never to be seen again.

* This tends to happen with Josh's former friends, they drop out of his life, only to randomly resurface years later.

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|Glasses fixed with tape|

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