“The thing about a shark, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'… until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.”

NakedAndLaughing
Born: Jessica Anne Boyle, 1984, Virginia Beach VA
Alias(es): NakedAndLaughing, NaL, The Hag, QueenCobraJAB (self-styled)
Gender: Female
Nationality: American
Education: Some High School in Virginia Beach
Mother: Nancy Boyle
Father: John Boyle
Sagas: The NakedAndLaughing Saga, The Second Eviction Saga, The Trailer Saga

Jessica Anne Boyle, born June 7, 1984, AKA NakedAndLaughing, also known as NaL or The Hag, is Josh's current love interest/handler and active prostitute/camgirl. Boyle hails from Virginia Beach, VA, where she has lived her entire life. NAL has had an online presence since at least 2003. She is known for her alcoholism, extreme emotional instability and often violent outbursts, as well as her overall strange and hyper aggressive behavior, personality, and habits. NAL lives with her elderly parents in their home in Virginia Beach, and can often be seen and heard having screaming matches with them during her livestreams. NAL is a hoarder as can be seen by the state of her home and bedroom in her livestreams, and this possibly extends to animals as she also owns at least six cats. It is speculated that NAL may be an aquatic creature due to her propensity for running water, as she is most often found sitting in the bathtub or the bathroom while water runs or drips in the background. NAL has visited Josh in Casper twice, her second visit resulting in the Second Eviction Saga in which Josh was forced to relocate to his current trailer.

NaL is a 40-year-old woman and shapeshifter currently residing with her parents in their suburban home located near Virginia Beach, Virginia. The two story home also houses six cats, with Jessica claiming ownership over two of them—Ollie and Sunny. The other four are seldom mentioned but out of those, her favorite is Rusty.

NAL has had an online presence for over 20 years, dating back to her first entries on the website LiveJournal in 2003 where she documented her day to day life, thoughts, and feelings. She discussed employment prospects and her deep-seated hatred of family members, namely her brother and mother, the latter of which she expresses the desire to murder. Other online records of NAL's activity include an account on the website RateMyMelons in 2006, a website where users submit amateur photos of their breasts for others to rate. NAL did not upload her own photos here, but instead left lustful comments rating other women's “melons”. Sometime during 2003, NAL worked at Ticketmaster but was fired for unknown reasons. She was also employed at Heritage House for 3 days before being fired, as well as Kmart Photo Center for an unknown period of time. From 2006 to 2007, Jessica worked at Citgo Gas station presumably as a clerk/cashier.

NAL began her “career” as a camgirl in 2013 with the creation of her CAM4 account, which is still active to this day. She has uploaded numerous pornographic livestreams there, most of these being uploaded between 2015 to 2018, after which her uploads became more sporadic. An infamous livestream from March of 2023 in which NAL engages in sexual acts with her former hispanic boyfriend has notably been used to troll Cobra.

Jessica exhibits extreme self-loathing and harbors animosity against other females, mothers, and herself. As a result, she prefers to exploit men's vulnerabilities since, according to her, their weak points can be manipulated effortlessly with enticing offers of carnal pleasures augmented by intoxicants such as booze and cannabis, if required. On many occasions, Jessica consumes vast quantities of alcohol during her online transmissions, commencing the spectacle with animated interpretative dance moves before culminating in an ominous tone, urging viewers to engage in coital activities with their relatives while emulating demonic voices.

Despite being jobless, Jessica describes herself as an avid antique dealer who sells vintage items (aka Goodwill junk) via eBay, rejecting accusations of hoarding tendencies. Jessica enjoys indulging in lengthy tub-soaks and showers, listening to Icelandic singer-songwriter Björk, clumsily attempting to cook basic food items, and hosting prolonged livestream sessions lasting anywhere between five and thirty-six hours. Jessica exhibits a strong affinity bordering on obsession towards running water and bathrooms, referring to them as her “safe-space”.

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