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 ===== A Brief History of Josh Saunders =====
-There is no such thing as "A brief history" when it comes to KingCobraJFS. However, much of his story can be gleaned from the articles here.
+There is no such thing as "A brief history" when it comes to KingCobraJFS. However, here's as brief a rundown as you can possibly get.
+  * Josh starts his first channel, Gothickingcobra52, on June 13, 2010. He establishes a following of troles and unironic fans quickly while releasing 3 albums.
+  * Josh goes to Job corps in summer of 2011 and gets kicked out for smoking weed. He also meets his first love, Stephanie, and loses his virginity.
+  * Returning to Wyoming, Josh makes more videos and moves out into his own apartment. After inviting a moocher by the name of Chris in, Josh's friendship with Chris rapidly deteriorates, resulting in the eventual eviction of Chris from the apartment.
+  * Stephanie moves in with Josh and they go steady before Stephanie cheats on Josh. Heartbroken, Josh immediately seeks to fill the void with other women. From this era until his firing at Wendy's is considered some of the best content in the Cobraverse.
+  * Homeboy Scotty enters the Cobraverse and attempts to set Josh up with numerous goth babes who play guitar and have Asperger's. These all fall through and Scotty eventually takes a backseat in Josh's videos.
+  * A troll reports Josh to his employer and subsequently gets him fired. Josh spends the next several months barely attempting to find work in between extended hangout sessions with many new homeboys. This is considered the golden age of cobra content by many.
+  * Josh gets gifted a sex doll and destroys it in a fit of rage. Realizing the bad publicity this gets him, Josh would have a "rebirth" event on his channel where he would delete all former videos and never mention sex dolls again.
+  * A girl called Summer has sex with Josh, ending his dry spell. They have a brief relationship of about two months before separating due to trolls.
+  * The new business of Cobra Craft Wands begins and Josh starts selling painted twigs for massive profit. Josh would continue to make wands to fund his alcoholism and junk food addictions. Josh also attempts to slide into the pants of another hot goth chick called Ellen, to no avail.
+  * On the 27th of October 2020, Josh gets a call from his dad to learn that he's getting evicted. Josh has effectively destroyed his apartment over the course of about 8 years, due to his constant smoking, dirty living, and spraypainting his wands indoors.
+  * Josh moves into his new apartment, where his alcoholism gets worse. He adopts two pets that summarily die. Flip-flopping between wand-making and e-begging streams, Josh's content becomes low quality and features little of interest with occasional blasts of content.
+  * Getting into a relationship with a BPD girl called Jessica, Josh would invite her over numerous times. The second visit would result in him getting evicted due to Jessica's antics and overall destruction.
+  * After much deliberation, Josh would eventually move into a trailer with help from his dad. Despite the Cobraverse's best intentions, Josh would invite Jessica over for another visit. This would go disastrously, as Jessica would make Josh come close to blowing his own brains out on camera. This would officially cement Josh's breakup with Jessica, as Josh would once more vow that he would not let the bog witch return.
 {{page>:blurbs#The KingCobraJFS Story}}