It is what it is, doodt https://kingcobrawiki.org/ 2026-04-18T06:31:19+00:00 https://kingcobrawiki.org/ https://kingcobrawiki.org/_media/wiki:dokuwiki.svg text/html 2025-09-11T07:22:04+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://kingcobrawiki.org/objects:drink_combos?rev=1757575324&do=diff Drink Combos Drink Combos (or Drink Combinations), sometimes referred to by Cobes as “potions”, are perhaps the most prevalent item featured in the Cobraverse, and are Josh's personal specialty even above Food Hacks. Drink combos generally consist of two or more different beverages combined into one. These drinks usually contain some type of alcoholic beverage, but not necessarily. Josh uses a wide range of different beverages to concoct these drink combinations, usually involving soda, energ… text/html 2025-09-26T07:09:12+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://kingcobrawiki.org/objects:drinking_vessels?rev=1758870552&do=diff Drinking Vessels Stub “You're not even the real Ozzy, dude!” This article is a Stub, or otherwise Under Construction. You can help out by contributing to this page. Drink combos are a large part of Josh's videos and live streams, and as such, need a good chalice to be consumed from. Josh has an extensive collection of goth drinkware to pour up in, though despite this, he would often reuse the same dirty mug from stream to stream. text/html 2025-07-30T08:28:48+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://kingcobrawiki.org/objects:fun-sized_felicia?rev=1753864128&do=diff Fun-Sized Felicia Fun-Sized Felicia was a sex doll from RealLoveSexDolls.com that Josh had from February to June 2017. Felicia was sent by Vap0_r to replace Queen Cobra, another sex doll that he destroyed and dismembered in a fit of rage after it was not to his expectations. Josh named Fun-Sized Felicia after his one of his crushes, Goth Felicia, who sold him the pot leaf fake gauges. text/html 2025-09-11T06:07:36+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://kingcobrawiki.org/objects:gothic_clocktower_dream_house?rev=1757570856&do=diff Gothic Clocktower Dreamhouse The Gothic Clocktower Dreamhouse is a conceptual end-goal of KingCobraJFS'. It is an entirely imaginary house that Josh has held firm belief of obtaining since The Gothickingcobra52 Saga and is one of the key talking points of Josh Saunders' existence. It is not a real place, or somewhere you can go, but in a space ever beyond Josh's grasp. text/html 2025-07-28T10:14:18+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://kingcobrawiki.org/objects:guitars?rev=1753697658&do=diff Guitars Josh has owned multiple different guitars, and enjoys playing them both on stream and on his albums. He used to give some effort to keeping them in a somewhat standard tuned state, but has since opted to invent his own “spooky” tuning to play in instead. text/html 2024-09-02T22:44:23+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://kingcobrawiki.org/objects:mead?rev=1725317063&do=diff Mead In late 2023 Josh decided to try his hand at making homemade alcohol after watching some videos. Cobe’s love of drinking and the rising cost of alcohol started the homemade wine/mead saga that would last to this day. Cobes claims to be descended from Scottish/Norwegian Vikings on top of being 80% British, thereby staking his claim to meadmaking as part of his culture. text/html 2025-08-30T00:25:21+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://kingcobrawiki.org/objects:tactical_soap?rev=1756513521&do=diff Tactical Soap Tactical Soap is KingCobraJFS' answer to hygiene: A brand of extremely overpriced soap produced by the Grondyke company, engineered to attract women through the power of pheromones. Although Josh swears by its ability to make you smell good, its effects clearly are less than what Josh claims. text/html 2025-08-29T18:05:20+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://kingcobrawiki.org/objects:the_bike?rev=1756490720&do=diff Stub “You're not even the real Ozzy, dude!” This article is a Stub, or otherwise Under Construction. You can help out by contributing to this page. The Bike The Bike First Seen: The Couch Chris saga Description: Josh's neon green bike and helmet, fitted with a motor text/html 2025-12-16T14:52:37+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://kingcobrawiki.org/objects:the_cap_gun?rev=1765896757&do=diff The Cap Gun The Cap Gun is a replica prop gun of a wild west single-action six-shooter that Josh initially bought for his wild west warlock Halloween costume in 2022. Because Josh absolutely adores cowboys, this accessory was a no-brainer. The Cap Gun text/html 2025-07-30T09:20:21+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://kingcobrawiki.org/objects:the_cobra_cane?rev=1753867221&do=diff Cobra Cane The Cobra Cane is a cane that Josh bought for $108. Originally the cobra head was silver, but it has since been painted emerald green. Cobes has also spray painted the shaft black and the rubber tip is missing. Josh has also glued the head on so it would not unscrew text/html 2025-12-16T15:19:24+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://kingcobrawiki.org/objects:the_dead_dog_chair?rev=1765898364&do=diff The Dead Dog Chair The Dead Dog Chair(And various other chairs) is a recurring object in the Cobraverse. Every king requires his throne, and the King Cobra is no different. While Josh has sat in numerous chairs over his lifespan, the most well-known are the Floral Throne and the Dead Dog Chair. text/html 2025-09-15T07:51:45+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://kingcobrawiki.org/objects:the_dog_collar?rev=1757922705&do=diff The Dog Collar The Dog Collar First Seen: Before YouTube Description: A spiked dog collar Lifespan: Varies Sagas: All The Dog Collar is an accessory that Josh has worn for many years, making its first appearances in his school days. Much like the various text/html 2025-06-11T20:55:22+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://kingcobrawiki.org/objects:the_double_barrel_shotgun?rev=1749675322&do=diff The Double Barrel Shotgun The Double Barreled Shotgun, AKA Bad Company and occasionally “The Side By Side”, is Josh's faithful firearm companion of over 10 years. Involved in many hair-raising scenarios, the shotgun is a staple of Josh's core identity not only as a goth rockstar cowboy from hell, but also as a god damned American. text/html 2025-09-15T07:56:43+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://kingcobrawiki.org/objects:the_lathe?rev=1757923003&do=diff The Lathe The Lathe Josh frequently discusses his experiences with his lathe, a critical tool in his wand-making business. His journey with the lathe has been fraught with challenges and highlights the complexities of using such potentially dangerous equipment as a barely-functional autistic adult. text/html 2025-09-02T22:04:42+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://kingcobrawiki.org/objects:the_smoking_pole?rev=1756850682&do=diff The Smoking Pole Stub “You're not even the real Ozzy, dude!” This article is a Stub, or otherwise Under Construction. You can help out by contributing to this page. The Smoking Pole Aliases: Ashtray Cost: $40 Status: Left at the First Apartment The Smoking Pole text/html 2025-06-11T21:07:51+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://kingcobrawiki.org/objects:uncle_shon_the_dummy?rev=1749676071&do=diff Uncle Shon the Dummy Uncle Shon the Dummy is the longest and most infamous of Josh's companions, a Charlie McCarthy ventriloquist doll that has been heavily modified for life in Boglim habitats. Shon serves as friend, foil, dummy, content piece, and source of entertainment for the masses.