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 Josh would open up his livestream with a tremendous sigh, as if he were to start an apology video. Josh would spend the beginning of the stream jawjacking with troles and drinking alcohol. The stream would immediately begin to spiral downhill when Josh spilt his entire beer, causing an outrage live on camera. His fury barely contained, Josh would continue to furiously lament his inability to put a can of beer down properly. It's worth noting that he's already this sloshed by 10 AM. Josh would furiously practice picking up and setting down his beer can before spilling it again over his keyboard. This bitter mood would continue throughout the stream. \\
-Josh would continue his stream by E-begging and getting more hammered, not having nay birthday plans. Troles would home in on Josh's short temper, wishing him a happy 30th birthday, causing him to seethe even further. Josh would continue to talk shit with his haters, including someone offering him $50 to do a line of pipe tobacco, and a potential customer asking Josh to put a "pleasure spell" on his next batch of wands, as his lady friend was planning to buy one to pleasure herself with. This would lead to Josh giving the troll a stern lecture. Josh would finish his stream out by eating leftover dominoes pizza as breakfast and talking about how he rules his trolls' sad, miserable, pathetic lives. [[characters:Warlord]] would make a brief appearance before the stream ended.
+Josh would continue his stream by E-begging and getting more hammered, not having any birthday plans. Troles would home in on Josh's short temper, wishing him a happy 30th birthday, causing him to seethe even further. Josh would continue to talk shit with his haters, including someone offering him $50 to do a line of pipe tobacco, and a potential customer asking Josh to put a "pleasure spell" on his next batch of wands, as his lady friend was planning to buy one to pleasure herself with. This would lead to Josh giving the troll a stern lecture. Josh would finish his stream out by eating leftover dominoes pizza as breakfast and talking about how he rules his trolls' sad, miserable, pathetic lives. [[characters:Warlord]] would make a brief appearance before the stream ended.
+===== 30th Birthday: The Greatest Lie =====
+In a Discord call, Josh would disclose that at his 30th birthday party, Clint would tell Josh that his high school crush Alicia had committed suicide due to The Troles. Distraught, Josh would remain in turmoil for days before some shit-touchers in a Discord call with him would let him know that Alicia was very much still alive.
 ===== 31st Birthday: March 28, 2022 =====
-Now, if you asked yourself "How quickly can a man devolve into a drunken wreck that Olive Garden would refuse service to, you'd be in for a nasty shock. Josh would start this stream at around 3:30 PM, starting his stream almost immediately by starting a drink combo - half-and-half Vodka and A&W cream soda - and fielding a call from his homedad Clint. Josh would disclose that he and his dad were going to go to Olive Garden for his birthday, and that he ought to shower and change into a fresh set of clothing, not wanting to "smell like a stinky boglim". However, his ODD would kick in, and he would spend the next hour downing an entire bottle of vodka and getting totally fucked up. He would continue with sporadic tangents such as him "supporting the idea of killing sickos"(based) and mixing other drink combos such as Reign Energy with his vodka. By the time 5 PM had rolled around, Josh was basically incomprehensible. Finishing the splash of vodka remaining in the bottle, Josh would continue to spout bizarre non sequiturs until he abruptly ended the stream with his customary "catch you cool cobras later".
+Now, if you asked yourself "How quickly can a man devolve into a drunken wreck that Olive Garden would refuse service to", you'd be in for a nasty shock. Josh would start this stream at around 3:30 PM, starting his stream almost immediately by starting a drink combo - half-and-half Vodka and A&W cream soda - and fielding a call from his homedad Clint. Josh would disclose that he and his dad were going to go to Olive Garden for his birthday, and that he ought to shower and change into a fresh set of clothing, not wanting to "smell like a stinky boglim". However, his ODD would kick in, and he would spend the next hour downing an entire bottle of vodka and getting totally fucked up. He would continue with sporadic tangents such as him "supporting the idea of killing sickos"(based) and mixing other drink combos such as Reign Energy with his vodka. By the time 5 PM had rolled around, Josh was basically incomprehensible. Finishing the splash of vodka remaining in the bottle, Josh would continue to spout bizarre non sequiturs until he abruptly ended the stream with his customary "catch you cool cobras later".
 Two days later, Josh would upload another video, downing a Bud Light on camera and getting mad that his dad refused to take him to Olive Garden, saying that he was "too drunk". Josh would furiously respond by getting totally wasted and started ranting and raving, getting stuck in a thought loop over his dad refusing to celebrate Josh's special day. This litany would last for nearly an hour and a half, saying "he wasn't even that drunk" and he didn't "expect his family to worship the ground he walks on".
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 Proudly showing off his habanero peach mango mead(which is barely drinkable) and chew tobacco, Josh would start the stream in high spirits - Well off, an of age goth chick consensually in his lap, and the haters are suffering in their sad, miserable existences of lives. Josh would carry on by talking about how he'd never rat on his neighbors for any reason, nor call the cops on them. Josh's mood would suddenly plummet, and he would start alluding to a difficult situation he was "gonna get through". He would continue to sample his mead and chew while alluding to the fact that he had been evicted. He would not openly admit to his eviction until a later date, however. While Jessica would show up on stream, it was clear that there was some serious tension between the two. Despite the attempt at high spirits throughout the stream, Josh would be visibly upset by the news of his eviction.
+===== 34th Birthday Sushi: March 26, 2025 =====
+A stark contrast to his previous birthday, Josh would not do anything special, nor would anything truly transpire. However, one could possibly argue that Josh's main YouTube channel receiving three community guidelines strikes and subsequently removed was an early birthday disaster.
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