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| ====== List of Cobraisms ====== | ====== List of Cobraisms ====== | ||
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| The boy doesn' | The boy doesn' | ||
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| | King Jorp SlipOfTheTongue III., addressing his subjects | | | King Jorp SlipOfTheTongue III., addressing his subjects | | ||
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| + | ====== Catchphrases ====== | ||
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| + | Josh has a handful of phrases that he will continuously use that have become ingrained in Cobraverse culture. | ||
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| + | ^ The phrase ^ The meaning | | ||
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| + | | //"I ride bike, weather permittable."// | ||
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| + | | //"' | ||
| + | | //"But I digress..."// | ||
| + | | //"Not a sponsor"// | ||
| + | | //" | ||
| + | | //"So mote it be, in the witches circle."// | ||
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| ===== Legendary pearls of wisdom ===== | ===== Legendary pearls of wisdom ===== | ||
| Sayings that need no explanation, | Sayings that need no explanation, | ||
| - | * **//I ride bike, weather permittable.// | ||
| * **//Fish is a dairy product because it has protein in it like milk.//** | * **//Fish is a dairy product because it has protein in it like milk.//** | ||
| * **//You know, love is like a fart....it stinks, it involves assholes and you shouldn' | * **//You know, love is like a fart....it stinks, it involves assholes and you shouldn' | ||
| - | * //**I have spent several years being patriotic...**// | + | * //**I' |
| * **// | * **// | ||
| - | * **//Your pussy smells like Wendy' | ||
| * **//If he were the president of the U.S., he'd pull the troops from Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran.//** | * **//If he were the president of the U.S., he'd pull the troops from Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran.//** | ||
| * **// | * **// | ||
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| * **//You can pick your nose but you can't pick your family' | * **//You can pick your nose but you can't pick your family' | ||
| * **//Life is a box of cereal and death is that sweet toy... why would you waste a whole box of cereal just to get that toy?//** | * **//Life is a box of cereal and death is that sweet toy... why would you waste a whole box of cereal just to get that toy?//** | ||
| - | * **//You can be sexy without being sexual, that's just my opinion// | + | |
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| ===== Mangled phrases and sayings ===== | ===== Mangled phrases and sayings ===== | ||
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| ^ What Josh said ^ What he possibly meant | ^ What Josh said ^ What he possibly meant | ||
| - | | //Like stank on rice.// | Actual origin seems to be from Space Jam, when [[https:// | + | | //Like stank on rice.// | Actual origin seems to be from Space Jam, when [[https:// |
| - | | //No skin off my shoes.// | Original phrase has many different variations, the point always refers to some part of the body, like nose, back, etc. | Lost to time | | + | | //No skin off my shoes.// | Original phrase has many different variations, the point always refers to some part of the body, like nose, back, etc. | Video: [[https:// |
| - | | //Catch all 22.// | There is no better way to appreciate Joseph Heller' | + | | //Catch all 22.// | There is no better way to appreciate Joseph Heller' |
| - | | //It's all up to the subject of a beholder, of course.// | In the eye of the beholder. | To be added | | + | | //It's all up to the subject of a beholder, of course.// | In the eye of the beholder. | Video: |
| - | | //And to add credit to the insults to injury.// | To add insult to injury. | [[https:// | + | | //And to add credit to the insults to injury.// | To add insult to injury. | Video:[[https:// |
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| ===== Simple mispronunciations ===== | ===== Simple mispronunciations ===== | ||
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| | sentiment | | sentiment | ||
| | …a good stretch of time | “In jail for a good, stenchy length of time” | | …a good stretch of time | “In jail for a good, stenchy length of time” | ||
| + | | Harem | Harlem | ||
| + | | Tugs at the heartstrings | ||
| + | | monetization | ||
| + | | Unintentionally | ||
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| ===== Brands/ | ===== Brands/ | ||
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| | Blue Apron | Bkue Apparin | | Blue Apron | Bkue Apparin | ||
| | Tomi Lahren | | Tomi Lahren | ||
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| | Nestlé (candy company) | | Nestlé (candy company) | ||
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