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--- list_of_cobraisms [2024/09/22 22:16] – stuffedcrustfrompapajohnswithextracheeseextrabacononionsjalapenosandanchoviesdoodt
+++ list_of_cobraisms [2025/04/15 17:01] (current) – stuffedcrustfrompapajohnswithextracheeseextrabacononionsjalapenosandanchoviesdoodt
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 | //"I'M SICK OF IT!"// | Self-explanatory. Heard after/during major tantrums, like getting swatted. |
 | //"'Toobz"// | YouTube. |
-| //"Your pussy smells like Wendy's..."// | Assumedly a compliment to his girlfriend at the time. |
+| //"But I digress..."// | Our King gets off topic sometimes. |
-| //"'Not a sponsor"// | Said after saying something good about any product. |
+| //"Not a sponsor"// | Said after saying something good about any product. |
+| //"Between the lips, to the liver and to our hips."// | Presages drinking something alcoholic. |
+| //"So mote it be, in the witches circle."// | //I'm using my magic powers to make it happen.//|
+| //"Trust and believe!"// | //Do not question me, said the pathological liar.//|
+| //"Happy Easternoth"// | Equinox. Said in celebration of Christmas, although Equinox is not in December.|
 ===== Legendary pearls of wisdom =====
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   * **//You can pick your nose but you can't pick your family's nose.//**
   * **//Life is a box of cereal and death is that sweet toy... why would you waste a whole box of cereal just to get that toy?//**
+  * //"Your pussy smells like Wendy's..."//
   * **//You can be sexy without being sexual, that's just my opinion...//**  [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3UGcGXHXDM|rant, 22 Jul 2024]]
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 ===== Mangled phrases and sayings =====
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 |  Harem  |  Harlem  |
 |  Tugs at the heartstrings  |  Tug at the soul string  |
-|  Dokken (the band)   |   Dunkin'   |
+|  monetization  |  monitorization  |
+|  Unintentionally  | Un-initially |
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 |  Blue Apron 	|   Bkue Apparin  |
 |  Tomi Lahren  |  Tommy Lorraine  |
-|  monetization  |  monitorization  |
+|  Dokken (the band)   |   Dunkin'   |
 |  Nestlé (candy company)  |  “nestle” (as in to settle or lie comfortably within or against something)  |