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| The boy doesn't rest. His giant gourd is capable of spewing absurd amounts crap, ranging from mispronounced words to completely jumbled sayings that end up making no sense, making it impossible to keep up with new Cobraisms for anyone but the most dedicated followers. | |
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| While there are some staples that the boy enjoys saying over and over, any time he opens his carp lips, there is a chance something new comes out, because he is listening, he listens to many other videos, and likes to repeat what other people say - like a toddler, if you will. And unfortunately for him, like a toddler, he doesn't really understand most of the stuff he repeats, which is very fortunate for us, because it blesses us with so many hilarious moments. | After over a decade of making content, Josh's videos have recorded an uncountable number of verbal gaffs, mispronunciations, and drunken sayings. Because of the sheer volume of content, it is impossible to keep up with new Cobraisms for anyone but the most dedicated followers. |
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| | Josh has his favorite sayings that he will use any chance he can, and on rare occasion a new saying will be added to his repertoire. Josh can be highly impressionable, especially by his favorite creators, and will reuse some of their talking points or turns of phrase. Because Josh may not understand the meaning of what he's repeating, it is not uncommon for him to jumble up the words, creating new, nonsensical sayings. |
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| | //"Near distant future"// | Used to refer to an indeterminate amount of time, but sure to happen. | | | //"Near distant future"// | Used to refer to an indeterminate amount of time, but sure to happen. | |
| | //"Here's the thing of it, slick!"// | Josh uses this to denote when he's //"tellin' it like it is".// | | | //"Here's the thing of it, slick!"// | Josh uses this to denote when he's //"tellin' it like it is".// | |
| | //"Deliciously ironic."// | Said usually when he believes the joke is on his troles. | | | //"Irony", "Ironic" or "Deliciously ironic."// | Josh loves to use the term ironic to refer to coincidental happenstances, and deliciously ironic to denote that something is not true of himself, but he believes is factual of the trolls. Despite his frequent usage of the term, rarely is he describing a true example of irony. | |
| | | //"Coming in nicely..."// | Josh frequently used this to talk about things in the works. Often they do not come to fruition. | |
| | //"After 5 o'clock" or "It's the weekend"// | Despite not having a job, Josh loves to use the phrases to justify taking the edge off and/or get absolutely plastered. | | | //"After 5 o'clock" or "It's the weekend"// | Despite not having a job, Josh loves to use the phrases to justify taking the edge off and/or get absolutely plastered. | |
| | //"80 percent British"// | Josh believes himself to be of British descent, and will remind the audience when he uses British slang or swears. | | | //"80 percent British"// | Josh believes himself to be of British descent, and will remind the audience when he uses British slang or swears. | |
| | | //"Congealing"// | Used heavily in several videos during the Cooking with Cobra era, he believes it to be a catch-all term for ingredients combining, emulsifying, or thickening. | |
| | | //"It is what it is"// | A very half glass way of dealing with situations. | |
| | | //"Youtube Poop"// | A phrase common in the early days of YouTube to refer to edits of shows and videos in an often non-sensical and absurd manner. Josh, however, uses this to refer to anyone editing of his videos, such as BiteSizeCobraVids. | |
| | | //"Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttt"// | A gravely drawn out "but" provides a seamless segue to the next thought. Cobes took this from Terrence Popp. | |
| ===== Legendary pearls of wisdom ===== | ===== Legendary pearls of wisdom ===== |
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| * **//"Your pussy smells like Wendy's..."//** | * **//"Your pussy smells like Wendy's..."//** |
| * **//You can be sexy without being sexual, that's just my opinion...//** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3UGcGXHXDM|rant, 22 Jul 2024]] | * **//You can be sexy without being sexual, that's just my opinion...//** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3UGcGXHXDM|rant, 22 Jul 2024]] |
| | * **//Pork chop delight...//** |
| | * **//You can take the eyeliner, nail polish, whatever, away but you can't take the "goth" out of GothicKingCobra52//** |
| | * **//It literally stretches her pee hole 4 to 8 times the size to push out... and then it's just pushed out.//** |
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| ^ What Josh meant ^ What Josh said ^ | ^ What Josh meant ^ What Josh said ^ |
| | | Microwave | Mica wave | |
| | Sexual Entendre. | Seckshul Ontondro. | | | Sexual Entendre. | Seckshul Ontondro. | |
| | conundrum | conundruff | | | conundrum | conundruff | |
| | Weimaraner Dog. | Winer Miner Dog. | | | Weimaraner Dog. | Winer Miner Dog. | |
| | Phonetically. | Phonicsly. | | | Phonetically. | Phonicsly. | |
| | | Savvy. | Savay. | |
| | Brawn. | Bronze. | | | Brawn. | Bronze. | |
| | Olaf (The character from Frozen.) | Olo. | | | Olaf (The character from Frozen.) | Olo. | |
| | Susan Wojcicki | Susan of YouTube | | | Susan Wojcicki | Susan of YouTube | |
| | Gilbert Gottfried | Gobread Gilfred Biago | | | Gilbert Gottfried | Gobread Gilfred Biago | |
| | | Fleischmann's Vodka | Fleshman's Vodka | |
| | | Famous Bowl from Dave's KFC Famous | KFC Famous Bowl | |
