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-====== List of Cobraisms ====== +====== Cobraisms ======
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- + After over a decade of making content, Josh's videos have recorded an uncountable number of verbal gaffs, mispronunciations, and drunken sayings. Because of the sheer volume of content, it is impossible to keep up with new Cobraisms for anyone but the most dedicated followers.
-After over a decade of making content, Josh's videos have recorded an uncountable number of verbal gaffs, mispronunciations, and drunken sayings. Because of the sheer volume of content, it is impossible to keep up with new Cobraisms for anyone but the most dedicated followers. +
  
 Josh has his favorite sayings that he will use any chance he can, and on rare occasion a new saying will be added to his repertoire. Josh can be highly impressionable, especially by his favorite creators, and will reuse some of their talking points or turns of phrase. Because Josh may not understand the meaning of what he's repeating, it is not uncommon for him to jumble up the words, creating new, nonsensical sayings.  Josh has his favorite sayings that he will use any chance he can, and on rare occasion a new saying will be added to his repertoire. Josh can be highly impressionable, especially by his favorite creators, and will reuse some of their talking points or turns of phrase. Because Josh may not understand the meaning of what he's repeating, it is not uncommon for him to jumble up the words, creating new, nonsensical sayings. 
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 | King Jorp SlipOfTheTongue III., addressing his subjects | | King Jorp SlipOfTheTongue III., addressing his subjects |
  
-|| +=== Types of Cobraism === 
-|| + 
-====== Catchphrases ======+Some notable types of Cobra-isms are *catchphrases* that he will continuously use that have become ingrained in Cobraverse culture. *Legendary pearls of wisdom* need no explanation, because there is no explanation that could possibly make them seem normal. *Mangled phrases and sayings* of both common and rare idioms, all mixed together. Boy hears something, and like a parrot, often doesn't understand the meaning behind the words, but unlike parrot, is unable to memorize the precise saying, so ends up completely butchering the meaning.  
 + 
 + 
 +====== List of Cobraisms ====== 
 + 
 +===== # ===== 
 + 
 +=== 21 and up === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// Almost a catchphrase used as a content disclaimer or to distance himself from the sickos.  
 + 
 +=== 3 and 4 ===  
 +> 1. //(numerals)// Two numbers that Josh believes [[beliefs:odd_fixations#Numbers|have magical powers]] 
 +> 
 +> 
 +>> //"3 and 4... **3 and 4!**"// 
 + 
 + 
 +=== 80 percent British === 
 +> 1. //(phrase)//  
 +> 
 +> 
 +>>//"My 80 percent British, 30 percent Scottish Viking"// 
 +>Josh believes himself to be of British descent, and will remind the audience when he uses British slang or swears. 
 + 
 +===== A ===== 
 + 
 +=== Abbrevanation === 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Abbreviation 
 + 
 +=== After 5 o'clock === 
 + 
 +> 1. //((phrase)// Despite not having a job, Josh loves to use the phrases to justify taking the edge off and/or get absolutely plastered. //(Variant: "It's the weekend")// 
 + 
 +=== And to add credit to the insults to injury. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// Add insult to injury 
 + 
 +=== Arkah-sass === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Arkansas 
 + 
 +=== Ass-burgers === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Asperger's, often used as a play on words. 
 +> 
 +> 
 +>> //"Oops, that was my ass-burgers talking shit"// 
 + 
 +=== Attracking === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(verb)// Attracting 
 +===== B ===== 
 + 
 +=== Bacardi Lemore === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Bacardi Limon 
 + 
 +=== Between the lips, to the liver and to our hips. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// Presages drinking something alcoholic. 
 + 
 +=== Bigotism === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Bigotry 
 + 
 +=== Bill Barr === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Bill Burr 
 + 
 +=== Billie Uh-leye-shuh === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Billie Eilish 
 + 
 +=== Bkue Apparin === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Blue Apron 
 + 
 +=== Bronze === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Brawn. 
 + 
 +=== Bumfire Stock === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Bump Fire Stock 
 + 
 +=== Burgalee === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Burglary. 
 + 
 +=== But I digress... === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// Our King gets off topic sometimes. 
 + 
 +=== Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttt === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(interjection)// A gravelly drawn out "but" provides a seamless segue to the next thought.  
 + 
 +===== C ===== 
 + 
 +=== Capitalization. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Capitalism. 
 + 
 +=== Cardinal Cherries === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Cordial Cherries 
 + 
 +=== Catch all 22. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// A mix of "Catch-22" and the "Gotta catch them all!" slogan. 
 + 
 +=== Celebral/Skelblal Pelosi. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Cerebral Palsy. 
 + 
 +=== Churn O'Boil. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Chernobyl 
 + 
 +=== Cibel Liverty === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Civil Liberty 
 + 
 +=== Cillimeters. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Centimeters. 
 + 
 +=== Coming in nicely... === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// Josh frequently used this to talk about things in the works. Often they do not come to fruition. 
 + 
 +=== Confensating. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(verb)// Compensating. 
 + 
 +=== Congealing === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(verb)// He believes it to be a catch-all term for ingredients combining, emulsifying, or thickening. 
 + 
 +=== Conundruff === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Conundrum 
 + 
 +=== Crasst === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(adjective)// Crass 
 + 
 +===== D ===== 
 + 
 +=== Decordation of Independence. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Declaration of Independence. 
 + 
 +=== Delayment. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Delayed. 
 + 
 +=== Duh-blanger. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Doppelganger. 
 + 
 +=== Dunkin' === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Dokken (Band) 
 + 
 +===== E ===== 
 + 
 +=== Every generation gets liquified. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// An indecipherable phrase, the meaning of which can only be guessed at. 
 + 
 +=== Exsquisid. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(adjective)// Exquisite. 
 + 
 +===== F ===== 
 + 
 +=== Famous Bowl From Dave's KFC Famous === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// KFC Famous Bowl 
 + 
 +=== Fer Aleesay. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Fur Elise / Flur Elise. 
 + 
 +=== Fish is a dairy product because it has protein in it like milk. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// A misinterpretation of food groups and their distinctions. Fish is generally considered a seafood or meat. 
 + 
 +=== Flattery is the biggest compliment. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 
 + 
 +=== Fleshman's Vodka === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Fleischmann's Vodka 
 + 
 +=== Fustated === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(adjective)// Frustrated 
 + 
 +===== G ===== 
 + 
 +=== Genetic. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(adjective)// Generic. 
 +> 
 +> 
 +>> [[https://youtu.be/2hViGl3-6Xc|"Genetic Mountain Dew... oh yeaahh..."]] 
 + 
 +=== Gobread Gilfred Biago === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Gilbert Gottfried //(Variant: Gilbert Got Fred)// 
 + 
 + 
 +===== H ===== 
 + 
 +=== Half glass mentality of life === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// A phrase that is in contrast to half-full or half-empty dispositions, Josh says he prefers to be entirely neutral seeing things to be just as they are. 
 + 
 +=== Happy Easternoth === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Equinox. Said in celebration of Christmas, although Equinox is not in December. 
 + 
 +=== Harlem === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Harem 
 + 
 +=== Here's the thing of it, slick! === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// Josh uses this to denote when he's "tellin' it like it is". 
 + 
 +=== Herman King === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Herman Cain 
 + 
 +=== High-sigh === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Hindsight 
 + 
 +=== Human Analogy. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Human Anatomy. 
 + 
 +===== I ===== 
 + 
 +=== I didn't do it intentionally! === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// A phrase often used to weasel out of accountability. 
 +> 
 +> 
 +>> [[https://youtu.be/y2Fn2qCN1L4?t=83|"There's no way I caused $6000 worth of damage to this apartment... I didn't do it intentionally!"]] 
 + 
 +=== I might have been born yesterday, but I wasn't born last night. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// A mangling of the phrase //"I might have been born at night, but it wasn't //last// night!"// to reject a notion of one's perceived gullibility. 
 +> 
 +> 
 +>> //Cobra: "I might have been born last night, but I wasn't born yesterday."// 
 +>> 
 +>> //Alex Anderson: "Yeah mother fuckers who you were born last night even though you're older than they are!"// 
 + 
 +=== I ride bike, weather permittable. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// Josh occasionally rides his bike when the weather permits it. 
 + 
 +=== I'M SICK OF IT! === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// Self-explanatory. Heard after/during major tantrums. 
 + 
 +=== I've spent several years... Being patriotic... === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// Said by Josh to prove his love of country through his years of experience as a proud patriot. 
 + 
 + 
 +=== In jail for a good, stenchy length of time === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// A mangled idiom for //"A good stretch of time"//. 
 + 
 +=== Indeaf. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(adjective)// Indepth. 
 + 
 +=== Indocturned === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(verb)// Indoctrinated 
 + 
 +=== Internally grateful. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase, malaprop)// Eternally grateful. 
 + 
 +=== Internprentation. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Interpretation. 
 + 
 +=== Irony === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Josh loves to use the term ironic to refer to coincidental happenstances... rarely is he describing a true example of irony. //(Variant: "Ironic", "Deliciously ironic.")// 
 + 
 +=== It is what it is === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// A very half glass way of dealing with situations. 
 + 
 +=== It literally stretches her pee hole 4 to 8 times the size to push out... === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// A graphic and incorrect description of the process of natural childbirth. 
 + 
 +=== It's all up to the subject of a beholder, of course. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// In the eye of the beholder. 
 + 
 +=== It's amazing when you become a little bit drunk how self-aware you are... === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// A musing from a drunken stream.  
 + 
 +=== It's not like art that you... physically see... but it's art you taste... === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// Self-congratulatory utterance during a food hack. 
 + 
 +=== Ittenverenly. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(adverb)// Inadvertently. 
 + 
 +===== J ===== 
 + 
 +=== Joseph Go-Bells === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Joseph Goebbels 
 + 
 +=== Joy Davidson === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Joy Division 
 + 
 +===== K ===== 
 + 
 +=== Kid John Un === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Kim Jon-Un 
 + 
 +===== L ===== 
 + 
 +=== Lahfetay. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Lafayette. 
 + 
 +=== Liebary === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Library 
 + 
 +=== Life is a box of cereal... === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// Meant to signify how precious life is, while also maintaining a disposition of beauty in death.  
 +> 
 +> 
 +>> //"Life is a box of cereal and death is that sweet toy... why would you waste a whole box of cereal just to get that toy?"// 
 + 
 +=== Like stank on rice. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// Originates from the movie Space Jam, a play on //"like white on rice"//. 
 + 
 +=== Lou Kren === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Lucerne 
 + 
 +===== M ===== 
 + 
 +=== Mica wave === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Microwave 
 + 
 +=== Mockaroni Durinera/Guyrah Dennera === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Marconi Giardiniera, a pickled blend of peppers, carrots, cauliflower, and celery in oil 
 + 
 +=== Monetary Jack === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Monterey Jack 
 + 
 +=== Monitorization === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Monetization 
 + 
 +=== Morrison Salt === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Morton Salt 
 + 
 +===== N ===== 
 + 
 +=== Near distant future === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// Used to refer to an indeterminate amount of time, but sure to happen. 
 + 
 +=== “Nestle” === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(verb)// Nestlé (Candy Company) 
 + 
 +=== No skin off my shoes. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// No skin off my back. 
 + 
 +=== Not a sponsor === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// Said after saying something good about any product. 
 +> 
 +> 
 +>> //"Show that logo- not a sponsor."// 
 + 
 +===== O ===== 
 + 
 +=== O Hollow's Eve === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// All Hallow's Eve, a traditional name for Halloween. 
 + 
 +=== Olo. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Olaf (The character from Frozen.) 
 + 
 +===== P ===== 
 + 
 +=== Pasture. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Pastor. 
 + 
 +=== Phonicsly. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(adverb)// Phonetically. 
 + 
 +=== Pomahdor. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Pompadour. 
 + 
 +=== Pontificating === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(verb)// Pondering 
 + 
 +=== Pork chop delight... === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// A phrase born out of a food-gasm. 
 + 
 +=== Prawmashawn/Prawmajawn === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Parmesan 
 + 
 + 
 +===== R ===== 
 + 
 +=== Red Wine. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Redrum. 
 + 
 +=== Reporch. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Report. 
 + 
 +=== Rowstah. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Roster. 
 + 
 +=== Rule. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(verb)// Rue. 
 + 
 +===== S ===== 
 + 
 +=== Sarenghetto Cheese === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Sargento Cheese 
 + 
 +=== Saudi and Arabian === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Saudi Arabian 
 + 
 +=== Savay. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(adjective)// Savvy. 
 + 
 +=== Seckshul Ontondro. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Sexual Entendre. 
 + 
 +=== Sentative === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Sentiment 
 + 
 +=== Sex Offendry === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Sex Offender Registry 
 + 
 +=== Shaneen/Sah-need O'Connor === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Sinead O'Connor 
 + 
 +=== Smooth Santa === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Smooth by Santana 
 + 
 +=== So mote it be, in the witches circle. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// Witchcraft phrase to conclude a spell, similar to that of Amen for prayers. 
 + 
 +=== Social Conflict. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun - malaprop)// Social Construct. 
 + 
 +=== Straight from the source’s mouth === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase - malaprop)// Straight from the horse’s mouth 
 + 
 +=== Subjugation. === 
 + 
 +> 1.  //(noun)// Subject. 
 + 
 +=== Susan of YouTube === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Susan Wojcicki 
 + 
 +===== T ===== 
 + 
 +=== Ta-berkley-osis. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Tuberculosis. 
 + 
 +=== Talbanian === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Taliban 
 + 
 +=== Tapahteal (tuh-pa-tee-al). === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Tapatío (taa·puh·tee·ow). 
 + 
 +=== That's Rick Ross for ya! === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// (No definition provided) 
 + 
 +=== That's what's up === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// In regards to something cool/good happening. //(Abbreviation: "TWU") (Variant: That's most definitely what's up, "TMDWU")// 
 + 
 +=== Tommy Lorraine === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Tomi Lahren 
 + 
 +=== Toobz === 
 + 
 +> 1.//(proper noun)// YouTube. 
 + 
 +=== Tranq-wary === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Tanqueray 
 + 
 +=== Tranzoot. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Transit. 
 + 
 +=== Trickateria === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Trichotillomania 
 + 
 +=== Trust and believe! === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// "Do not question me," said the pathological liar. 
 + 
 +=== Tug at the soul string === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase - malaprop)// Tugs at the heartstrings 
 + 
 +===== U ===== 
 + 
 +=== Ulterior modems === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(noun)// Ulterior motives 
 + 
 +=== Un-initially === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(adverb)// Unintentionally 
 + 
 +=== Uptense. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(adjective)// Uptight. 
 + 
 +===== V ===== 
 + 
 +=== Val Kilmore === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(proper noun)// Val Kilmer 
 + 
 +===== W ===== 
 + 
 +=== Waffle. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(verb)// Waft. 
 + 
 +=== Want, not a need ===  
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// Implying that Josh is in control of his desires, such as engaging in sex, drinking alcohol, using tobacco, or huffing duster, though often it will not take long for him to cave to his cravings. 
 +> 
 +> 
 +>> //"Getting laid is a want and not a need, toobz."//  
 + 
 +=== Well, we got the can of Surströmming open...but at what cost. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// Said after opening a can of fermented herring known as Surströmming, spilling some liquid onto the carpet in the process. This is a food notorious for having such a pungent and repulsive odor that it is banned from airplanes and is recommended to be opened underwater to contain the noxious odor. 
 + 
 +=== When the Sun goes out... === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// Another indecipherable theory on what happens after the sun "goes out". 
 +> 
 +> 
 +>> //"When the Sun goes out, if humans have invented the technology to live without the Sun, that technology will only last so long until the Earth explodes."// 
 + 
 +=== With faded breath === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase - malaprop)// With bated breath 
 + 
 +=== Women and cars have a couple of things in common... === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// A nonsensical musing 
 +> 
 +> 
 +>> //"Women and cars have a couple of things in common. Some cars are older, some cars are newer."// 
 + 
 +===== Y ===== 
 + 
 +=== You can be sexy without being sexual that's just my opinion === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// An opinion offered rejecting the idea of beauty and sexuality being intrinsically linked 
 + 
 +=== You can pick your nose but you can't pick your family's nose. === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// Mangled idiom for "you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your family". 
 + 
 +=== You can take the eyeliner... === 
 + 
 +> 1. //(phrase)// You can't stop Josh from being a goth bad boy. 
 +> 
 +> 
 +>> //"You can take the eyeliner, nail polish, whatever, away but you can't take the 'goth' out of GothicKingCobra52."// 
 + 
 +=== You know, love is like a fart... ===
  
-Josh has a handful of phrases that he will continuously use that have become ingrained in Cobraverse culture.+> 1. //(phrase)// A twist on the old saying about not forcing love. 
 +> 
 +> 
 +>>//"You know, love is like a fart....it stinks, it involves assholes and you shouldn't force it"//
  
-^ The phrase ^ The meaning | +=== You'll catch honey with more flies, you know what I'm saying? ===
-| //"That's what's up"// | Often abbreviated to "TWU". In regards to something cool/good happening. The opposite can be also true by saying "That's most definitely not what's up," abbreviated as "TMDNWU." | +
-| //"That's most definitely what's up"// | abbreviated to "TMDWU". See above. | +
-| //"I ride bike, weather permittable."// | Josh occasionally rides his bike when the weather permits it. | +
-| //"I'M SICK OF IT!"// | Self-explanatory. Heard after/during major tantrums, like getting swatted. | +
-| //"I didn't do it intentionally!"// | A phrase often used to weasel out of accountability, such as damaging his old apartment or accidentally mixing up the teas at Wendy's. | +
-| //"'Toobz"// | YouTube. |  +
-| //"But I digress..."// | Our King gets off topic sometimes. | +
-| //"Not a sponsor"// | Said after saying something good about any product. |  +
-| //"Between the lips, to the liver and to our hips."// | Presages drinking something alcoholic. |  +
-| //"So mote it be, in the witches circle."// | //I'm using my magic powers to make it happen.//|  +
-| //"Trust and believe!"// | //Do not question me, said the pathological liar.//|  +
-| //"Happy Easternoth"// | Equinox. Said in celebration of Christmas, although Equinox is not in December.|  +
-| //"Half glass mentality of life"// | In contrast to half-full or half-empty dispositions, Josh says he prefers to be entirely neutral. | +
-| //"Near distant future"// | Used to refer to an indeterminate amount of time, but sure to happen. | +
-| //"Here's the thing of it, slick!"// | Josh uses this to denote when he's //"tellin' it like it is".// | +
-| //"Irony", "Ironic" or "Deliciously ironic."// | Josh loves to use the term ironic to refer to coincidental happenstances, and deliciously ironic to denote that something is not true of himself, but he believes is factual of the trolls. Despite his frequent usage of the term, rarely is he describing a true example of irony. | +
-| //"Coming in nicely..."// | Josh frequently used this to talk about things in the works. Often they do not come to fruition. | +
-| //"After 5 o'clock" or "It's the weekend"// | Despite not having a job, Josh loves to use the phrases to justify taking the edge off and/or get absolutely plastered. | +
-| //"80 percent British"// | Josh believes himself to be of British descent, and will remind the audience when he uses British slang or swears. | +
-| //"Congealing"// | Used heavily in several videos during the Cooking with Cobra era, he believes it to be a catch-all term for ingredients combining, emulsifying, or thickening. | +
-| //"It is what it is"// | A very half glass way of dealing with situations. | +
-| //"Youtube Poop"// | A phrase common in the early days of YouTube to refer to edits of shows and videos in an often non-sensical and absurd manner. Josh, however, uses this to refer to anyone editing of his videos, such as BiteSizeCobraVids. | +
-| //"Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttt"// | A gravely drawn out "but" provides a seamless segue to the next thought. Cobes took this from Terrence Popp. | +
-===== Legendary pearls of wisdom =====+
  
-Sayings that need no explanation, because there is no explanation that could possibly make them seem normal.+> 1. //(phrase)// You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
  
-  * **//Fish is a dairy product because it has protein in it like milk.//** +=== Your pussy smells like Wendy's... ===
-  * **//You know, love is like a fart....it stinks, it involves assholes and you shouldn't force it.//** +
-  * //**I've spent several years... Being patriotic...**// +
-  * **//That's Rick Ross for ya!//**  +
-  * **//If he were the president of the U.S., he'd pull the troops from Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran.//** +
-  * **//It's amazing when you become a little bit drunk how self-aware you are of how shitty you are of a singer.//** +
-  * **//Women and cars have a couple of things in common. Some cars are older, some cars are newer.//** +
-  * **//Well, we got the can of Surströmming open, Youtube......but at what cost.//** +
-  * **//You can pick your nose but you can't pick your family's nose.//** +
-  * **//Life is a box of cereal and death is that sweet toy... why would you waste a whole box of cereal just to get that toy?//** +
-  * **//"Your pussy smells like Wendy's..."//** +
-  * **//You can be sexy without being sexual, that's just my opinion...//**  [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3UGcGXHXDM|rant, 22 Jul 2024]] +
-  * **//Pork chop delight...//** +
-  * **//You can take the eyeliner, nail polish, whatever, away but you can't take the "goth" out of GothicKingCobra52//** +
-  * **//It literally stretches her pee hole 4 to 8 times the size to push out... and then it's just pushed out.//** +
-  * **//It's not like art that you... physically see with your face, your eyes... but it's art you taste with your mouth, your stomach y'know? Which is kind of a catch-all 22//** +
-  * **//When the Sun goes out, if humans have developed the technology that allows us to live without sunlight, that technology will only last for so long before the Earth explodes.//** +
-  * **//Every generation gets liquified.//**+
  
 +> 1. //(phrase)// Said to [[Characters:nakedandlaughing|Jessica]] to describe the aroma of her genitals..
  
-===== Mangled phrases and sayings =====+=== Youtube Poop ===
  
-Common and rare ones, all mixed together. Boy hears something, and like a parrot, often doesn't understand the meaning behind the words, but unlike parrot, is unable to memorize the precise saying, so ends up completely butchering the meaning.+> 1. //(noun)// Josh's term for any editing of his videos, such as by BiteSizeCobraVids.
  
-^  What Josh said      ^  What he possibly meant                 ^  Source   ^ +===== Z =====
-| //Like stank on rice.// | Actual origin seems to be from Space Jam, when [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VslUEIdvF4|Wayne Knight's character joins the game]] | Video: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=3369&v=15hSnw8Vtlk&feature=youtu.be|Over Trimming (April 16th, 2018.)]] | +
-| //No skin off my shoes.// | No skin off my back. Basically antiquated "no harm done", from the times when people still got whipped as a punishment - maybe the boy got this phrase from [[https://kingcobrawiki.org/characters:minor_homeboys_and_homegirls#walt_and_angie|Walt]]? | Video: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssCTmCMeW7A&t=2345s|Facebook Live: (February 19th, 2018.)]] | +
-| //Catch all 22.// | There is no better way to appreciate Joseph Heller's book than to mix the name with the infamous Pokemon's "Gonna catch them all!" slogan. | Video: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwpK9fYUkKg&t=558s| Cashapp and Paypal Shoutouts (November 1st, 2022.)]] | +
-| //It's all up to the subject of a beholder, of course.// | In the eye of the beholder. | Video: To be added. | +
-| //And to add credit to the insults to injury.// | To add insult to injury. | Video:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3UGcGXHXDM|Rant July 22nd, 2024.)]] | +
-| //You'll catch honey with more flies, you know what I'm saying?// | You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. | Video:[[https://youtu.be/aSjAd3t353A?si=txcdwEoImW7tuwYx&t=941|drink combo and rant, around 15:41 (Apr 19th, 2025.)]] | +
-| //I might have been born last night, but I wasn't born yesterday.// | I might have been born at night, but it wasn't //last// night!  |  +
-| //Flattery is the biggest compliment.// | Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.  || +
-===== Simple mispronunciations =====+
  
-Just like Josh enjoys customizing his food, his brain enjoys modifying the words the boy is trying to say.+=== Zack Wade ===
  
-^  What Josh meant      ^  What Josh said                 ^ +> 1. //(proper noun)// Zakk Wylde
-|  Microwave  |  Mica wave  | +
-|  Sexual Entendre.  |  Seckshul Ontondro. | +
-|  conundrum  |  conundruff  | +
-|  bigotry  |  Bigotism  | +
-|  Chernobyl |  Churn O'Boil.  | +
-|  Monitization. |  Moniterization.  | +
-|  Weimaraner Dog. |  Winer Miner Dog. | +
-|  Phonetically. |  Phonicsly. | +
-|  Savvy. |  Savay. | +
-|  Brawn. |  Bronze. | +
-|  Olaf (The character from Frozen.)  |  Olo. | +
-|  Uptight. |  Uptense. | +
-|  Capitalism. |  Capitalization. | +
-|  Saudi Arabian |  Saudi and Arabian | +
-|  Taliban |  Talbanian  | +
-|  Hindsight |  High-sigh  | +
-|  Civil Liberty |  Cibel Liverty | +
-|  Generic. |  Genetic. | +
-|  Transit. |  Tranzoot. | +
-|  Trichotillomania |  Trickateria | +
-|  Sex Offender Registry |  Sex Offendry | +
-|  Redrum. |  Red Wine. | +
-|  Centimeters. |  Cillimeters. | +
-|  Waft. |  Waffle. | +
-|  Delayed. |  Delayment. | +
-|  Rue. |   Rule.  | +
-|  Pompadour. |   Pomahdor.  | +
-|  Indepth. |   Indeaf.  | +
-|  Attracting. |   Attracking.  | +
-|  Pastor. |   Pasture.  | +
-|  Exquisite. |   Exsquisid.  | +
-|  Cerebral Palsy. |   Celebral/Skelblal Pelosi.  | +
-|  Interpretation. |   Internprentation.  | +
-|  Burglary. |   Burgalee.  | +
-|  Inadvertently. |   Ittenverenly.  | +
-|  Compensating. |   Confensating.  | +
-|  Declaration of Independence. |   Decordation of Independence.  | +
-|  Eternally grateful. |   Internally grateful.  | +
-|  Frustrated |   Fustated  | +
-|  Human Anatomy. |   Human Analogy.  | +
-|  Social Construct. |   Social Conflict.  | +
-|  Fur Elise. |   Fer Aleesay.  | +
-|  Arkansas. |   Arkah-sass.  | +
-|  Roster. |   Rowstah.  | +
-|  Lafeytte. |   Lahfetay.  | +
-|  Report. |   Reporch.  | +
-|  Abbreviation. |   Abbrevanation.  | +
-|  Subject. |   Subjugation.  | +
-|  Doppelganger. |   Duh-blanger.  | +
-|  Tapatío (taa·puh·tee·ow). |   Tapahteal (tuh-pa-tee-al).  | +
-|  Tuberculosis. |   Ta-berkley-osis.  | +
-|  Bump Fire Stock |   Bumfire Stock  | +
-|  library  |  liebary  | +
-|  with bated breath  |  with faded breath  | +
-|  straight from the horse’s mouth  |  straight from the source’s mouth  | +
-|  crass  |  crasst  | +
-|  indoctrinated  |  indocturned  | +
-|  eternally grateful  |  internally grateful  | +
-|  wafting (through the air)  |  waffling  | +
-|  sentiment  |  sentative  | +
-|  …a good stretch of time  |  “In jail for a good, stenchy length of time”  | +
-|  Harem  |  Harlem  | +
-|  Tugs at the heartstrings  |  Tug at the soul string  | +
-|  monetization  |  monitorization  | +
-|  Unintentionally  |  Un-initially  | +
-|  Monterey Jack |   Monetary Jack  | +
-|  Cordial Cherries   |  Cardinal Cherries      |  +
-|  Parmesan  |  Prawmashawn/Prawmajawn  | +
-|  Pontificating  |  Pondering  |+
  
-===== Brands/Famous names ===== 
  
-^  What Josh meant      ^  What Josh said                 ^ 
-|  Val Kilmer |  Val Kilmore | 
-|  Tomi Lahren |  Tommy Lorraine | 
-|  Joseph Goebbels |  Joseph Go-Bells | 
-|  Zakk Wylde |  Zack Wade | 
-|  Joy Division |  Joy Davidson | 
-|  Bill Burr |  Bill Barr | 
-|  Billie Eilish |  Billie Uh-leye-shuh | 
-|  Marconi Giardiniera |   Mockaroni Durinera/Guyrah Dennera  | 
-|  Morton Salt |   Morrison Salt  | 
-|  Sargento cheese |   Sarenghetto cheese  | 
-|  Bacardi Limon |   Bacardi Lemore  | 
-|  Kim Jon-Un |   Kid John Un  | 
-|  Blue Apron |   Bkue Apparin  | 
-|  Dokken (the band)   |   Dunkin'   | 
-|  Nestlé (candy company)  |  “nestle” (as in to settle or lie comfortably within or against something)  | 
-|  Susan Wojcicki   |   Susan of YouTube  | 
-|  Gilbert Gottfried  |  Gobread Gilfred Biago  | 
-|  Fleischmann's Vodka  |  Fleshman's Vodka  | 
-|  Famous Bowl from Dave's KFC Famous  |  KFC Famous Bowl  | 
-|  Herman Cain  |  Herman King  | 
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