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| ^ The phrase ^ The meaning | | ^ The phrase ^ The meaning | |
| | //"That's what's up"// | Often abbreviated to "TWU". In regards to something cool/good happening. The opposite can be also true by saying "That's most definitely not what's up," abbreviated as "TMDNWU." | | | //"80 percent British"// | Josh believes himself to be of British descent, and will remind the audience when he uses British slang or swears. | |
| | //"That's most definitely what's up"// | abbreviated to "TMDWU". See above. | | | //"After 5 o'clock" or "It's the weekend"// | Despite not having a job, Josh loves to use the phrases to justify taking the edge off and/or get absolutely plastered. | |
| | //"I ride bike, weather permittable."// | Josh occasionally rides his bike when the weather permits it. | | | //"Between the lips, to the liver and to our hips."// | Presages drinking something alcoholic. | |
| | //"I'M SICK OF IT!"// | Self-explanatory. Heard after/during major tantrums, like getting swatted. | | |
| | //"I didn't do it intentionally!"// | A phrase often used to weasel out of accountability, such as damaging his old apartment or accidentally mixing up the teas at Wendy's. | | |
| | //"'Toobz"// | YouTube. | | |
| | //"But I digress..."// | Our King gets off topic sometimes. | | | //"But I digress..."// | Our King gets off topic sometimes. | |
| | //"Not a sponsor"// | Said after saying something good about any product. | | | //"Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttt"// | A gravelly drawn out "but" provides a seamless segue to the next thought. Cobes took this from Terrence Popp. | |
| | //"Between the lips, to the liver and to our hips."// | Presages drinking something alcoholic. | | | //"Coming in nicely..."// | Josh frequently used this to talk about things in the works. Often they do not come to fruition. | |
| | //"So mote it be, in the witches circle."// | //I'm using my magic powers to make it happen.//| | | //"Congealing"// | Used heavily in several videos during the Cooking with Cobra era, he believes it to be a catch-all term for ingredients combining, emulsifying, or thickening. | |
| | //"Trust and believe!"// | //Do not question me, said the pathological liar.//| | |
| | //"Happy Easternoth"// | Equinox. Said in celebration of Christmas, although Equinox is not in December.| | | //"Happy Easternoth"// | Equinox. Said in celebration of Christmas, although Equinox is not in December.| |
| | //"Half glass mentality of life"// | In contrast to half-full or half-empty dispositions, Josh says he prefers to be entirely neutral. | | | //"Half glass mentality of life"// | In contrast to half-full or half-empty dispositions, Josh says he prefers to be entirely neutral. | |
| | //"Near distant future"// | Used to refer to an indeterminate amount of time, but sure to happen. | | |
| | //"Here's the thing of it, slick!"// | Josh uses this to denote when he's //"tellin' it like it is".// | | | //"Here's the thing of it, slick!"// | Josh uses this to denote when he's //"tellin' it like it is".// | |
| | | //"I didn't do it intentionally!"// | A phrase often used to weasel out of accountability, such as damaging his old apartment or accidentally mixing up the teas at Wendy's. | |
| | | //"I ride bike, weather permittable."// | Josh occasionally rides his bike when the weather permits it. | |
| | | //"I'M SICK OF IT!"// | Self-explanatory. Heard after/during major tantrums, like getting swatted. | |
| | //"Irony", "Ironic" or "Deliciously ironic."// | Josh loves to use the term ironic to refer to coincidental happenstances, and deliciously ironic to denote that something is not true of himself, but he believes is factual of the trolls. Despite his frequent usage of the term, rarely is he describing a true example of irony. | | | //"Irony", "Ironic" or "Deliciously ironic."// | Josh loves to use the term ironic to refer to coincidental happenstances, and deliciously ironic to denote that something is not true of himself, but he believes is factual of the trolls. Despite his frequent usage of the term, rarely is he describing a true example of irony. | |
| | //"Coming in nicely..."// | Josh frequently used this to talk about things in the works. Often they do not come to fruition. | | |
| | //"After 5 o'clock" or "It's the weekend"// | Despite not having a job, Josh loves to use the phrases to justify taking the edge off and/or get absolutely plastered. | | |
| | //"80 percent British"// | Josh believes himself to be of British descent, and will remind the audience when he uses British slang or swears. | | |
| | //"Congealing"// | Used heavily in several videos during the Cooking with Cobra era, he believes it to be a catch-all term for ingredients combining, emulsifying, or thickening. | | |
| | //"It is what it is"// | A very half glass way of dealing with situations. | | | //"It is what it is"// | A very half glass way of dealing with situations. | |
| | | //"Near distant future"// | Used to refer to an indeterminate amount of time, but sure to happen. | |
| | | //"Not a sponsor"// | Said after saying something good about any product. | |
| | | //"So mote it be, in the witches circle."// | //I'm using my magic powers to make it happen.//| |
| | | //"That's most definitely what's up"// | abbreviated to "TMDWU". See above. | |
| | | //"That's what's up"// | Often abbreviated to "TWU". In regards to something cool/good happening. The opposite can be also true by saying "That's most definitely not what's up," abbreviated as "TMDNWU." | |
| | | //"Trust and believe!"// | //Do not question me, said the pathological liar.//| |
| | | //"'Toobz"// | YouTube. | |
| | //"Youtube Poop"// | A phrase common in the early days of YouTube to refer to edits of shows and videos in an often non-sensical and absurd manner. Josh, however, uses this to refer to anyone editing of his videos, such as BiteSizeCobraVids. | | | //"Youtube Poop"// | A phrase common in the early days of YouTube to refer to edits of shows and videos in an often non-sensical and absurd manner. Josh, however, uses this to refer to anyone editing of his videos, such as BiteSizeCobraVids. | |
| | //"Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttt"// | A gravely drawn out "but" provides a seamless segue to the next thought. Cobes took this from Terrence Popp. | | |
| ===== Legendary pearls of wisdom ===== | ===== Legendary pearls of wisdom ===== |
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| Sayings that need no explanation, because there is no explanation that could possibly make them seem normal. | Sayings that need no explanation, because there is no explanation that could possibly make them seem normal. |
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| | * **//Every generation gets liquified.//** |
| * **//Fish is a dairy product because it has protein in it like milk.//** | * **//Fish is a dairy product because it has protein in it like milk.//** |
| * **//You know, love is like a fart....it stinks, it involves assholes and you shouldn't force it.//** | * **//I've spent several years... Being patriotic...//** |
| * //**I've spent several years... Being patriotic...**// | |
| * **//That's Rick Ross for ya!//** | |
| * **//If he were the president of the U.S., he'd pull the troops from Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran.//** | * **//If he were the president of the U.S., he'd pull the troops from Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran.//** |
| | * **//It literally stretches her pee hole 4 to 8 times the size to push out... and then it's just pushed out.//** |
| * **//It's amazing when you become a little bit drunk how self-aware you are of how shitty you are of a singer.//** | * **//It's amazing when you become a little bit drunk how self-aware you are of how shitty you are of a singer.//** |
| | * **//It's not like art that you... physically see with your face, your eyes... but it's art you taste with your mouth, your stomach y'know? Which is kind of a catch-all 22//** |
| | * **//Life is a box of cereal and death is that sweet toy... why would you waste a whole box of cereal just to get that toy?//** |
| | * **//Pork chop delight...//** |
| | * **//That's Rick Ross for ya!//** |
| | * **//Well, we got the can of Surströmming open, Youtube......but at what cost.//** |
| | * **//When the Sun goes out, if humans have developed the technology that allows us to live without sunlight, that technology will only last for so long before the Earth explodes.//** |
| * **//Women and cars have a couple of things in common. Some cars are older, some cars are newer.//** | * **//Women and cars have a couple of things in common. Some cars are older, some cars are newer.//** |
| * **//Well, we got the can of Surströmming open, Youtube......but at what cost.//** | * **//You can be sexy without being sexual, that's just my opinion...//** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3UGcGXHXDM|rant, 22 Jul 2024]] |
| * **//You can pick your nose but you can't pick your family's nose.//** | * **//You can pick your nose but you can't pick your family's nose.//** |
| * **//Life is a box of cereal and death is that sweet toy... why would you waste a whole box of cereal just to get that toy?//** | |
| * **//"Your pussy smells like Wendy's..."//** | |
| * **//You can be sexy without being sexual, that's just my opinion...//** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3UGcGXHXDM|rant, 22 Jul 2024]] | |
| * **//Pork chop delight...//** | |
| * **//You can take the eyeliner, nail polish, whatever, away but you can't take the "goth" out of GothicKingCobra52//** | * **//You can take the eyeliner, nail polish, whatever, away but you can't take the "goth" out of GothicKingCobra52//** |
| * **//It literally stretches her pee hole 4 to 8 times the size to push out... and then it's just pushed out.//** | * **//You know, love is like a fart....it stinks, it involves assholes and you shouldn't force it.//** |
| * **//It's not like art that you... physically see with your face, your eyes... but it's art you taste with your mouth, your stomach y'know? Which is kind of a catch-all 22//** | * **//Your pussy smells like Wendy's...//** |
| * **//When the Sun goes out, if humans have developed the technology that allows us to live without sunlight, that technology will only last for so long before the Earth explodes.//** | |
| * **//Every generation gets liquified.//** | |
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| ===== Mangled phrases and sayings ===== | ===== Mangled phrases and sayings ===== |
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| ^ What Josh said ^ What he possibly meant ^ Source ^ | ^ What Josh said ^ What he possibly meant ^ Source ^ |
| | //Like stank on rice.// | Actual origin seems to be from Space Jam, when [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VslUEIdvF4|Wayne Knight's character joins the game]] | Video: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=3369&v=15hSnw8Vtlk&feature=youtu.be|Over Trimming (April 16th, 2018.)]] | | | //And to add credit to the insults to injury.// | To add insult to injury. | Video:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3UGcGXHXDM|Rant July 22nd, 2024.)]] | |
| | //No skin off my shoes.// | No skin off my back. Basically antiquated "no harm done", from the times when people still got whipped as a punishment - maybe the boy got this phrase from [[https://kingcobrawiki.org/characters:minor_homeboys_and_homegirls#walt_and_angie|Walt]]? | Video: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssCTmCMeW7A&t=2345s|Facebook Live: (February 19th, 2018.)]] | | |
| | //Catch all 22.// | There is no better way to appreciate Joseph Heller's book than to mix the name with the infamous Pokemon's "Gonna catch them all!" slogan. | Video: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwpK9fYUkKg&t=558s| Cashapp and Paypal Shoutouts (November 1st, 2022.)]] | | | //Catch all 22.// | There is no better way to appreciate Joseph Heller's book than to mix the name with the infamous Pokemon's "Gonna catch them all!" slogan. | Video: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwpK9fYUkKg&t=558s| Cashapp and Paypal Shoutouts (November 1st, 2022.)]] | |
| | | //Flattery is the biggest compliment.// | Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. || |
| | | //I might have been born last night, but I wasn't born yesterday.// | I might have been born at night, but it wasn't //last// night! | |
| | //It's all up to the subject of a beholder, of course.// | In the eye of the beholder. | Video: To be added. | | | //It's all up to the subject of a beholder, of course.// | In the eye of the beholder. | Video: To be added. | |
| | //And to add credit to the insults to injury.// | To add insult to injury. | Video:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3UGcGXHXDM|Rant July 22nd, 2024.)]] | | | //Like stank on rice.// | Actual origin seems to be from Space Jam, when [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VslUEIdvF4|Wayne Knight's character joins the game]] | Video: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=3369&v=15hSnw8Vtlk&feature=youtu.be|Over Trimming (April 16th, 2018.)]] | |
| | | //No skin off my shoes.// | No skin off my back. Basically antiquated "no harm done", from the times when people still got whipped as a punishment - maybe the boy got this phrase from [[https://kingcobrawiki.org/characters:minor_homeboys_and_homegirls#walt_and_angie|Walt]]? | Video: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssCTmCMeW7A&t=2345s|Facebook Live: (February 19th, 2018.)]] | |
| | //You'll catch honey with more flies, you know what I'm saying?// | You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. | Video:[[https://youtu.be/aSjAd3t353A?si=txcdwEoImW7tuwYx&t=941|drink combo and rant, around 15:41 (Apr 19th, 2025.)]] | | | //You'll catch honey with more flies, you know what I'm saying?// | You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. | Video:[[https://youtu.be/aSjAd3t353A?si=txcdwEoImW7tuwYx&t=941|drink combo and rant, around 15:41 (Apr 19th, 2025.)]] | |
| | //I might have been born last night, but I wasn't born yesterday.// | I might have been born at night, but it wasn't //last// night! | | |
| | //Flattery is the biggest compliment.// | Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. || | |
| ===== Simple mispronunciations ===== | ===== Simple mispronunciations ===== |
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| ^ What Josh meant ^ What Josh said ^ | ^ What Josh meant ^ What Josh said ^ |
| | Microwave | Mica wave | | | …A good stretch of time | “In jail for a good, stenchy length of time” | |
| | Sexual Entendre. | Seckshul Ontondro. | | | Abbreviation. | Abbrevanation. | |
| | conundrum | conundruff | | | Arkansas. | Arkah-sass. | |
| | bigotry | Bigotism | | | Attracting. | Attracking. | |
| | Chernobyl | Churn O'Boil. | | | Bigotry | Bigotism | |
| | Monitization. | Moniterization. | | | Brawn. | Bronze. | |
| | Weimaraner Dog. | Winer Miner Dog. | | | Bump Fire Stock | Bumfire Stock | |
| | Phonetically. | Phonicsly. | | | Burglary. | Burgalee. | |
| | Savvy. | Savay. | | | Capitalism. | Capitalization. | |
| | Brawn. | Bronze. | | | Centimeters. | Cillimeters. | |
| | Olaf (The character from Frozen.) | Olo. | | | Cerebral Palsy. | Celebral/Skelblal Pelosi. | |
| | Uptight. | Uptense. | | | Chernobyl | Churn O'Boil. | |
| | Capitalism. | Capitalization. | | | Civil Liberty | Cibel Liverty | |
| | Saudi Arabian | Saudi and Arabian | | | Compensating. | Confensating. | |
| | Taliban | Talbanian | | | Conundrum | Conundruff | |
| | Hindsight | High-sigh | | | Cordial Cherries | Cardinal Cherries | |
| | Civil Liberty | Cibel Liverty | | | Crass | Crasst | |
| | Generic. | Genetic. | | | Declaration of Independence. | Decordation of Independence. | |
| | Transit. | Tranzoot. | | | Delayed. | Delayment. | |
| | Trichotillomania | Trickateria | | | Doppelganger. | Duh-blanger. | |
| | Sex Offender Registry | Sex Offendry | | | Exquisite. | Exsquisid. | |
| | Redrum. | Red Wine. | | | Eternally grateful. | Internally grateful. | |
| | Centimeters. | Cillimeters. | | | Flur Elise. | Fer Aleesay. | |
| | Waft. | Waffle. | | | Frustrated | Fustated | |
| | Delayed. | Delayment. | | | Fur Elise. | Fer Aleesay. | |
| | Rue. | Rule. | | | Generic. | Genetic. | |
| | Pompadour. | Pomahdor. | | |
| | Indepth. | Indeaf. | | |
| | Attracting. | Attracking. | | |
| | Pastor. | Pasture. | | |
| | Exquisite. | Exsquisid. | | |
| | Cerebral Palsy. | Celebral/Skelblal Pelosi. | | |
| | Interpretation. | Internprentation. | | |
| | Burglary. | Burgalee. | | |
| | Inadvertently. | Ittenverenly. | | |
| | Compensating. | Confensating. | | |
| | Declaration of Independence. | Decordation of Independence. | | |
| | Eternally grateful. | Internally grateful. | | |
| | Frustrated | Fustated | | |
| | Human Anatomy. | Human Analogy. | | |
| | Social Construct. | Social Conflict. | | |
| | Fur Elise. | Fer Aleesay. | | |
| | Arkansas. | Arkah-sass. | | |
| | Roster. | Rowstah. | | |
| | Lafeytte. | Lahfetay. | | |
| | Report. | Reporch. | | |
| | Abbreviation. | Abbrevanation. | | |
| | Subject. | Subjugation. | | |
| | Doppelganger. | Duh-blanger. | | |
| | Tapatío (taa·puh·tee·ow). | Tapahteal (tuh-pa-tee-al). | | |
| | Tuberculosis. | Ta-berkley-osis. | | |
| | Bump Fire Stock | Bumfire Stock | | |
| | library | liebary | | |
| | with bated breath | with faded breath | | |
| | straight from the horse’s mouth | straight from the source’s mouth | | |
| | crass | crasst | | |
| | indoctrinated | indocturned | | |
| | eternally grateful | internally grateful | | |
| | wafting (through the air) | waffling | | |
| | sentiment | sentative | | |
| | …a good stretch of time | “In jail for a good, stenchy length of time” | | |
| | Harem | Harlem | | | Harem | Harlem | |
| | | Hindsight | High-sigh | |
| | | Human Anatomy. | Human Analogy. | |
| | | Indepth. | Indeaf. | |
| | | Inadvertently. | Ittenverenly. | |
| | | Indoctrinated | Indocturned | |
| | | Interpretation. | Internprentation. | |
| | | Lafayette. | Lahfetay. | |
| | | Library | Liebary | |
| | | Microwave | Mica wave | |
| | | Monetization | Monitorization | |
| | | Monterey Jack | Monetary Jack | |
| | | Olaf (The character from Frozen.) | Olo. | |
| | | Parmesan | Prawmashawn/Prawmajawn | |
| | | Pastor. | Pasture. | |
| | | Phonetically. | Phonicsly. | |
| | | Pondering | Pontificating | |
| | | Pompadour. | Pomahdor. | |
| | | Redrum. | Red Wine. | |
| | | Report. | Reporch. | |
| | | Roster. | Rowstah. | |
| | | Rue. | Rule. | |
| | | Saudi Arabian | Saudi and Arabian | |
| | | Savvy. | Savay. | |
| | | Sexual Entendre. | Seckshul Ontondro. | |
| | | Sex Offender Registry | Sex Offendry | |
| | | Sentiment | Sentative | |
| | | Social Construct. | Social Conflict. | |
| | | Straight from the horse’s mouth | Straight from the source’s mouth | |
| | | Subject. | Subjugation. | |
| | | Tapatío (taa·puh·tee·ow). | Tapahteal (tuh-pa-tee-al). | |
| | | Taliban | Talbanian | |
| | | Transit. | Tranzoot. | |
| | | Trichotillomania | Trickateria | |
| | | Tuberculosis. | Ta-berkley-osis. | |
| | Tugs at the heartstrings | Tug at the soul string | | | Tugs at the heartstrings | Tug at the soul string | |
| | monetization | monitorization | | | Ulterior motives | Ulterior modems | |
| | Unintentionally | Un-initially | | | Unintentionally | Un-initially | |
| | Monterey Jack | Monetary Jack | | | Uptight. | Uptense. | |
| | Cordial Cherries | Cardinal Cherries | | | Waft. | Waffle. | |
| | Parmesan | Prawmashawn/Prawmajawn | | | With bated breath | With faded breath | |
| | Pondering | Pontificating | | |
| | Ulterior motives | Ulterior modems | | |
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| ===== Brands/Famous names ===== | ===== Brands/Famous Names ===== |
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| ^ What Josh meant ^ What Josh said ^ | ^ What Josh meant ^ What Josh said ^ |
| | Val Kilmer | Val Kilmore | | | Bill Burr | Bill Barr | |
| | Tomi Lahren | Tommy Lorraine | | | Billie Eilish | Billie Uh-leye-shuh | |
| | Joseph Goebbels | Joseph Go-Bells | | | Bacardi Limon | Bacardi Lemore | |
| | Zakk Wylde | Zack Wade | | | Blue Apron | Bkue Apparin | |
| | Joy Division | Joy Davidson | | | Chernobyl | Churn O'Boil | |
| | Bill Burr | Bill Barr | | | Dokken (The Band) | Dunkin' | |
| | Billie Eilish | Billie Uh-leye-shuh | | | Fleischmann's Vodka | Fleshman's Vodka | |
| | Marconi Giardiniera | Mockaroni Durinera/Guyrah Dennera | | |
| | Morton Salt | Morrison Salt | | |
| | Sargento cheese | Sarenghetto cheese | | |
| | Bacardi Limon | Bacardi Lemore | | |
| | Kim Jon-Un | Kid John Un | | |
| | Blue Apron | Bkue Apparin | | |
| | Dokken (the band) | Dunkin' | | |
| | Nestlé (candy company) | “nestle” (as in to settle or lie comfortably within or against something) | | |
| | Susan Wojcicki | Susan of YouTube | | |
| | Gilbert Gottfried | Gobread Gilfred Biago | | | Gilbert Gottfried | Gobread Gilfred Biago | |
| | Fleischmann's Vodka | Fleshman's Vodka | | |
| | KFC Famous Bowl | Famous Bowl from Dave's KFC Famous | | |
| | Herman Cain | Herman King | | | Herman Cain | Herman King | |
| | | Joseph Goebbels | Joseph Go-Bells | |
| | | Joy Division | Joy Davidson | |
| | | Kim Jon-Un | Kid John Un | |
| | | Lucerne | Lou Kren | |
| | | Marconi Giardiniera | Mockaroni Durinera/Guyrah Dennera | |
| | | Morton Salt | Morrison Salt | |
| | | Nestlé (Candy Company) | “Nestle” (As in to settle or lie comfortably within or against something) | |
| | | Olaf (The Character From Frozen) | Olo | |
| | | KFC Famous Bowl | Famous Bowl From Dave's KFC Famous | |
| | | Sargento Cheese | Sarenghetto Cheese | |
| | | Sinead O'Connor | Shaneen/Sah-need O'Connor | |
| | | Smooth by Santana | Smooth Santa | |
| | | Susan Wojcicki | Susan of YouTube | |
| | Tanqueray | Tranq-wary | | | Tanqueray | Tranq-wary | |
| | Smooth by Santana | Smooth Santa | | | Tomi Lahren | Tommy Lorraine | |
| | Lucerne | Lou Kren | | | Val Kilmer | Val Kilmore | |
| | | Zakk Wylde | Zack Wade | |
