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| Sayings that need no explanation, | Sayings that need no explanation, | ||
| + | * **//Every generation gets liquified.// | ||
| * **//Fish is a dairy product because it has protein in it like milk.//** | * **//Fish is a dairy product because it has protein in it like milk.//** | ||
| - | * **//You know, love is like a fart....it stinks, it involves assholes and you shouldn' | + | * **// |
| - | * //**I've spent several years... Being patriotic...**// | + | |
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| * **//If he were the president of the U.S., he'd pull the troops from Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran.//** | * **//If he were the president of the U.S., he'd pull the troops from Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran.//** | ||
| + | * **//It literally stretches her pee hole 4 to 8 times the size to push out... and then it's just pushed out.//** | ||
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| + | * **//Life is a box of cereal and death is that sweet toy... why would you waste a whole box of cereal just to get that toy?//** | ||
| + | * **//Pork chop delight...// | ||
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| + | * **//Well, we got the can of Surströmming open, Youtube......but at what cost.//** | ||
| + | * **//When the Sun goes out, if humans have developed the technology that allows us to live without sunlight, that technology will only last for so long before the Earth explodes.// | ||
| * **//Women and cars have a couple of things in common. Some cars are older, some cars are newer.//** | * **//Women and cars have a couple of things in common. Some cars are older, some cars are newer.//** | ||
| - | * **//Well, we got the can of Surströmming open, Youtube......but at what cost.//** | + | * **//You can be sexy without being sexual, that's just my opinion...// |
| * **//You can pick your nose but you can't pick your family' | * **//You can pick your nose but you can't pick your family' | ||
| - | * **//Life is a box of cereal and death is that sweet toy... why would you waste a whole box of cereal just to get that toy?//** | ||
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| - | * **//You can be sexy without being sexual, that's just my opinion...// | ||
| - | * **//Pork chop delight...// | ||
| * **//You can take the eyeliner, nail polish, whatever, away but you can't take the " | * **//You can take the eyeliner, nail polish, whatever, away but you can't take the " | ||
| - | * **//It literally stretches her pee hole 4 to 8 times the size to push out... and then it's just pushed out.//** | + | * **//You know, love is like a fart....it stinks, it involves assholes |
| - | * **//It' | + | * **//Your pussy smells like Wendy' |
| - | * **//When the Sun goes out, if humans have developed the technology that allows us to live without sunlight, that technology will only last for so long before the Earth explodes.// | + | |
| - | * **//Every generation gets liquified.// | + | |
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| ^ What Josh said ^ What he possibly meant | ^ What Josh said ^ What he possibly meant | ||
| + | | //And to add credit to the insults to injury.// | To add insult to injury. | Video: | ||
| + | | //Catch all 22.// | There is no better way to appreciate Joseph Heller' | ||
| + | | //Flattery is the biggest compliment.// | ||
| + | | //I might have been born last night, but I wasn't born yesterday.// | ||
| + | | //It's all up to the subject of a beholder, of course.// | In the eye of the beholder. | Video: To be added. | | ||
| | //Like stank on rice.// | Actual origin seems to be from Space Jam, when [[https:// | | //Like stank on rice.// | Actual origin seems to be from Space Jam, when [[https:// | ||
| | //No skin off my shoes.// | No skin off my back. Basically antiquated "no harm done", from the times when people still got whipped as a punishment - maybe the boy got this phrase from [[https:// | | //No skin off my shoes.// | No skin off my back. Basically antiquated "no harm done", from the times when people still got whipped as a punishment - maybe the boy got this phrase from [[https:// | ||
| - | | //Catch all 22.// | There is no better way to appreciate Joseph Heller' | ||
| - | | //It's all up to the subject of a beholder, of course.// | In the eye of the beholder. | Video: To be added. | | ||
| - | | //And to add credit to the insults to injury.// | To add insult to injury. | Video: | ||
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| - | | //I might have been born last night, but I wasn't born yesterday.// | ||
| - | | //Flattery is the biggest compliment.// | ||
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| + | | …A good stretch of time | “In jail for a good, stenchy length of time” | ||
| + | | Abbreviation. | Abbrevanation. | ||
| + | | Arkansas. | ||
| + | | Attracting. | Attracking. | ||
| + | | Bigotry | ||
| + | | Brawn. | ||
| + | | Bump Fire Stock | Bumfire Stock | | ||
| + | | Burglary. | ||
| + | | Capitalism. | Capitalization. | ||
| + | | Centimeters. | ||
| + | | Cerebral Palsy. | ||
| + | | Chernobyl | ||
| + | | Civil Liberty | ||
| + | | Compensating. | ||
| + | | Conundrum | ||
| + | | Cordial Cherries | ||
| + | | Crass | Crasst | ||
| + | | Declaration of Independence. | ||
| + | | Delayed. | Delayment. | ||
| + | | Doppelganger. | ||
| + | | Exquisite. | Exsquisid. | ||
| + | | Eternally grateful. | Internally grateful. | ||
| + | | Flur Elise. | ||
| + | | Frustrated | ||
| + | | Fur Elise. | ||
| + | | Generic. | ||
| + | | Harem | Harlem | ||
| + | | Hindsight | ||
| + | | Human Anatomy. | ||
| + | | Indepth. | ||
| + | | Inadvertently. | ||
| + | | Indoctrinated | ||
| + | | Interpretation. | ||
| + | | Lafayette. | ||
| + | | Library | ||
| | Microwave | | Microwave | ||
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| - | | | + | | Olaf (The character from Frozen.) | Olo. | |
| - | | Chernobyl | Churn O' | + | | |
| - | | Monitization. | Moniterization. | + | | |
| - | | Weimaraner Dog. | Winer Miner Dog. | | + | | |
| - | | Phonetically. | Phonicsly. | | + | | |
| - | | Savvy. | Savay. | | + | | |
| - | | Brawn. | Bronze. | | + | | Redrum. |
| - | | Olaf (The character from Frozen.) | Olo. | | + | | |
| - | | Uptight. | Uptense. | | + | | |
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| - | | Subject. | Subjugation. | | + | |
| - | | Doppelganger. | | + | |
| - | | Tapatío (taa·puh·tee·ow). | + | |
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| - | | crass | crasst | + | |
| - | | indoctrinated | + | |
| - | | eternally grateful | + | |
| - | | wafting (through the air) | waffling | + | |
| - | | sentiment | + | |
| - | | …a good stretch of time | “In jail for a good, stenchy length of time” | + | |
| - | | Harem | Harlem | + | |
| | Tugs at the heartstrings | | Tugs at the heartstrings | ||
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| | Unintentionally | | Unintentionally | ||
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| - | | Cordial Cherries | + | | |
| - | | Parmesan | + | | |
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| ^ What Josh meant ^ What Josh said ^ | ^ What Josh meant ^ What Josh said ^ | ||
| - | | Val Kilmer | Val Kilmore | | + | | Bill Burr | Bill Barr | |
| - | | Tomi Lahren | Tommy Lorraine | | + | | Billie Eilish |
| - | | Joseph Goebbels | Joseph Go-Bells | | + | | |
| - | | Zakk Wylde | Zack Wade | | + | | |
| - | | Joy Division | Joy Davidson | | + | | |
| - | | Bill Burr | Bill Barr | | + | | |
| - | | Billie Eilish | + | |
| - | | Marconi Giardiniera | | + | |
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| - | | Bacardi Limon | Bacardi Lemore | + | |
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| - | | Susan Wojcicki | + | |
| - | | Gilbert Gottfried | + | |
| | Fleischmann' | | Fleischmann' | ||
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| | Herman Cain | Herman King | | | Herman Cain | Herman King | | ||
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| + | | Kim Jon-Un | ||
| | Lucerne | | Lucerne | ||
| + | | Marconi Giardiniera | ||
| + | | Morton Salt | Morrison Salt | | ||
| + | | Nestlé (Candy Company) | ||
| + | | Olaf (The Character From Frozen) | ||
| + | | KFC Famous Bowl | Famous Bowl From Dave's KFC Famous | ||
| + | | Sargento Cheese | ||
| + | | Sinead O' | ||
| + | | Smooth by Santana | ||
| + | | Susan Wojcicki | ||
| + | | Tanqueray | ||
| + | | Tomi Lahren | ||
| + | | Val Kilmer | ||
| + | | Zakk Wylde | Zack Wade | | ||
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