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| Sayings that need no explanation, | Sayings that need no explanation, | ||
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| * **//Every generation gets liquified.// | * **//Every generation gets liquified.// | ||
| * **//Fish is a dairy product because it has protein in it like milk.//** | * **//Fish is a dairy product because it has protein in it like milk.//** | ||
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| * **//You can take the eyeliner, nail polish, whatever, away but you can't take the " | * **//You can take the eyeliner, nail polish, whatever, away but you can't take the " | ||
| * **//You know, love is like a fart....it stinks, it involves assholes and you shouldn' | * **//You know, love is like a fart....it stinks, it involves assholes and you shouldn' | ||
| + | * **//Your pussy smells like Wendy' | ||
| ===== Mangled phrases and sayings ===== | ===== Mangled phrases and sayings ===== | ||
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| ^ What Josh said ^ What he possibly meant | ^ What Josh said ^ What he possibly meant | ||
| - | | //Like stank on rice.// | Actual origin seems to be from Space Jam, when [[https:// | + | | //And to add credit |
| - | | //No skin off my shoes.// | No skin off my back. Basically antiquated "no harm done", from the times when people still got whipped as a punishment - maybe the boy got this phrase from [[https:// | + | |
| | //Catch all 22.// | There is no better way to appreciate Joseph Heller' | | //Catch all 22.// | There is no better way to appreciate Joseph Heller' | ||
| + | | //Flattery is the biggest compliment.// | ||
| + | | //I might have been born last night, but I wasn't born yesterday.// | ||
| | //It's all up to the subject of a beholder, of course.// | In the eye of the beholder. | Video: To be added. | | | //It's all up to the subject of a beholder, of course.// | In the eye of the beholder. | Video: To be added. | | ||
| - | | //And to add credit | + | | //Like stank on rice.// | Actual origin seems to be from Space Jam, when [[https:// |
| + | | //No skin off my shoes.// | No skin off my back. Basically antiquated "no harm done", from the times when people still got whipped as a punishment - maybe the boy got this phrase from [[https:// | ||
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| - | | //I might have been born last night, but I wasn't born yesterday.// | ||
| - | | //Flattery is the biggest compliment.// | ||
| ===== Simple mispronunciations ===== | ===== Simple mispronunciations ===== | ||
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| - | | | + | | Capitalism. | Capitalization. |
| - | | Brawn. | Bronze. | | + | | |
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| - | | Capitalism. | Capitalization. | + | | |
| - | | Saudi Arabian | Saudi and Arabian | | + | | |
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| - | | Hindsight | High-sigh | + | | |
| - | | Civil Liberty | Cibel Liverty | | + | | |
| - | | Generic. | Genetic. | | + | | Declaration of Independence. |
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| - | | Sex Offender Registry | Sex Offendry | | + | | |
| - | | Redrum. | Red Wine. | | + | | |
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| - | | Compensating. | | + | |
| - | | Declaration of Independence. | + | |
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| - | | Arkansas. | | + | |
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| - | | Bump Fire Stock | | + | |
| - | | library | + | |
| - | | with bated breath | + | |
| - | | straight from the horse’s mouth | straight from the source’s mouth | | + | |
| - | | crass | crasst | + | |
| - | | indoctrinated | + | |
| - | | eternally grateful | + | |
| - | | wafting (through the air) | waffling | + | |
| - | | sentiment | + | |
| - | | …a good stretch of time | “In jail for a good, stenchy length of time” | + | |
| | Harem | Harlem | | Harem | Harlem | ||
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| - | | Monterey Jack | | + | | Inadvertently. |
| - | | | + | | Indoctrinated |
| + | | Interpretation. | ||
| + | | Lafayette. | ||
| + | | Library | ||
| + | | Microwave | ||
| + | | Monetization | ||
| + | | Monterey Jack | Monetary Jack | | ||
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| | Parmesan | | Parmesan | ||
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| + | | Phonetically. | ||
| + | | Pondering | ||
| + | | Pompadour. | ||
| + | | Redrum. | ||
| + | | Report. | ||
| + | | Roster. | ||
| + | | Rue. | Rule. | | ||
| + | | Saudi Arabian | ||
| + | | Savvy. | ||
| + | | Sexual Entendre. | ||
| + | | Sex Offender Registry | ||
| + | | Sentiment | ||
| + | | Social Construct. | ||
| + | | Straight from the horse’s mouth | Straight from the source’s mouth | | ||
| + | | Subject. | ||
| + | | Tapatío (taa·puh·tee·ow). | ||
| + | | Taliban | ||
| + | | Transit. | ||
| + | | Trichotillomania | ||
| + | | Tuberculosis. | ||
| + | | Tugs at the heartstrings | ||
| | Ulterior motives | | Ulterior motives | ||
| + | | Unintentionally | ||
| + | | Uptight. | ||
| + | | Waft. | Waffle. | ||
| + | | With bated breath | ||
| - | ===== Brands/ | + | ===== Brands/ |
| ^ What Josh meant ^ What Josh said ^ | ^ What Josh meant ^ What Josh said ^ | ||
| - | | Val Kilmer | Val Kilmore | | + | | Bill Burr | Bill Barr | |
| - | | Tomi Lahren | Tommy Lorraine | | + | | Billie Eilish |
| - | | Joseph Goebbels | Joseph Go-Bells | | + | | |
| - | | Zakk Wylde | Zack Wade | | + | | |
| - | | Joy Division | Joy Davidson | | + | | |
| - | | Bill Burr | Bill Barr | | + | | |
| - | | Billie Eilish | + | |
| - | | Marconi Giardiniera | | + | |
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| - | | Bacardi Limon | Bacardi Lemore | + | |
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| - | | Susan Wojcicki | + | |
| - | | Gilbert Gottfried | + | |
| | Fleischmann' | | Fleischmann' | ||
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| | Herman Cain | Herman King | | | Herman Cain | Herman King | | ||
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| + | | Kim Jon-Un | ||
| | Lucerne | | Lucerne | ||
| + | | Marconi Giardiniera | ||
| + | | Morton Salt | Morrison Salt | | ||
| + | | Nestlé (Candy Company) | ||
| + | | Olaf (The Character From Frozen) | ||
| + | | KFC Famous Bowl | Famous Bowl From Dave's KFC Famous | ||
| + | | Sargento Cheese | ||
| + | | Sinead O' | ||
| + | | Smooth by Santana | ||
| + | | Susan Wojcicki | ||
| + | | Tanqueray | ||
| + | | Tomi Lahren | ||
| + | | Val Kilmer | ||
| + | | Zakk Wylde | Zack Wade | | ||
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