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| Sayings that need no explanation, | Sayings that need no explanation, | ||
| - | * **//" | ||
| * **//Every generation gets liquified.// | * **//Every generation gets liquified.// | ||
| * **//Fish is a dairy product because it has protein in it like milk.//** | * **//Fish is a dairy product because it has protein in it like milk.//** | ||
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| * **//You can take the eyeliner, nail polish, whatever, away but you can't take the " | * **//You can take the eyeliner, nail polish, whatever, away but you can't take the " | ||
| * **//You know, love is like a fart....it stinks, it involves assholes and you shouldn' | * **//You know, love is like a fart....it stinks, it involves assholes and you shouldn' | ||
| + | * **//Your pussy smells like Wendy' | ||
| ===== Mangled phrases and sayings ===== | ===== Mangled phrases and sayings ===== | ||
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| | …A good stretch of time | “In jail for a good, stenchy length of time” | | …A good stretch of time | “In jail for a good, stenchy length of time” | ||
| | Abbreviation. | Abbrevanation. | | Abbreviation. | Abbrevanation. | ||
| - | | Arkansas. | + | | Arkansas. |
| | Attracting. | Attracking. | | Attracting. | Attracking. | ||
| | Bigotry | | Bigotry | ||
| - | | Brawn. | + | | Brawn. |
| | Bump Fire Stock | Bumfire Stock | | | Bump Fire Stock | Bumfire Stock | | ||
| - | | Burglary. | + | | Burglary. |
| | Capitalism. | Capitalization. | | Capitalism. | Capitalization. | ||
| - | | Centimeters. | + | | Centimeters. |
| - | | Cerebral Palsy. | + | | Cerebral Palsy. |
| - | | Chernobyl | + | | Chernobyl |
| - | | Civil Liberty | + | | Civil Liberty |
| - | | Compensating. | + | | Compensating. |
| | Conundrum | | Conundrum | ||
| - | | Cordial Cherries | + | | Cordial Cherries |
| | Crass | Crasst | | Crass | Crasst | ||
| - | | Declaration of Independence. | + | | Declaration of Independence. |
| | Delayed. | Delayment. | | Delayed. | Delayment. | ||
| - | | Doppelganger. | + | | Doppelganger. |
| | Exquisite. | Exsquisid. | | Exquisite. | Exsquisid. | ||
| - | | Eternally grateful. | Internally grateful. | | + | | Eternally grateful. | Internally grateful. |
| - | | Flur Elise. | + | | Flur Elise. |
| - | | Frustrated | + | | Frustrated |
| - | | Fur Elise. | + | | Fur Elise. |
| - | | Generic. | + | | Generic. |
| | Harem | Harlem | | Harem | Harlem | ||
| - | | Hindsight | + | | Hindsight |
| - | | Human Anatomy. | + | | Human Anatomy. |
| - | | Indepth. | + | | Indepth. |
| - | | Inadvertently. | + | | Inadvertently. |
| | Indoctrinated | | Indoctrinated | ||
| - | | Interpretation. | + | | Interpretation. |
| - | | | + | | |
| | Library | | Library | ||
| | Microwave | | Microwave | ||
| - | | Monetization | + | | Monetization |
| - | | Monitization. | Moniterization. | + | | Monterey Jack | Monetary Jack | |
| - | | Monterey Jack | Monetary Jack | | + | |
| | Olaf (The character from Frozen.) | Olo. | | | Olaf (The character from Frozen.) | Olo. | | ||
| | Parmesan | | Parmesan | ||
| - | | Pastor. | + | | Pastor. |
| - | | Phonetically. | + | | Phonetically. |
| - | | Pondering | + | | Pondering |
| - | | Pompadour. | + | | Pompadour. |
| - | | Redrum. | + | | Redrum. |
| - | | Report. | + | | Report. |
| - | | Roster. | + | | Roster. |
| - | | Rue. | Rule. | | + | | Rue. | Rule. | |
| - | | Saudi Arabian | + | | Saudi Arabian |
| - | | Savvy. | + | | Savvy. |
| - | | Sexual Entendre. | + | | Sexual Entendre. |
| - | | Sex Offender Registry | + | | Sex Offender Registry |
| | Sentiment | | Sentiment | ||
| - | | Social Construct. | + | | Social Construct. |
| | Straight from the horse’s mouth | Straight from the source’s mouth | | | Straight from the horse’s mouth | Straight from the source’s mouth | | ||
| - | | Subject. | + | | Subject. |
| - | | Tapatío (taa·puh·tee·ow). | + | | Tapatío (taa·puh·tee·ow). |
| - | | Taliban | + | | Taliban |
| - | | Transit. | + | | Transit. |
| - | | Trichotillomania | + | | Trichotillomania |
| - | | Tuberculosis. | + | | Tuberculosis. |
| | Tugs at the heartstrings | | Tugs at the heartstrings | ||
| | Ulterior motives | | Ulterior motives | ||
| | Unintentionally | | Unintentionally | ||
| - | | Uptight. | + | | Uptight. |
| - | | Waft. | Waffle. | + | | Waft. | Waffle. |
| - | | Wafting (through the air) | Waffling | + | |
| | With bated breath | | With bated breath | ||
| - | ===== Brands/ | + | ===== Brands/ |
| ^ What Josh meant ^ What Josh said ^ | ^ What Josh meant ^ What Josh said ^ | ||
| - | | Val Kilmer | Val Kilmore | | + | | Bill Burr | Bill Barr | |
| - | | Tomi Lahren | Tommy Lorraine | | + | | Billie Eilish |
| - | | Joseph Goebbels | Joseph Go-Bells | | + | | |
| - | | Zakk Wylde | Zack Wade | | + | | |
| - | | Joy Division | Joy Davidson | | + | | |
| - | | Bill Burr | Bill Barr | | + | | |
| - | | Billie Eilish | + | |
| - | | Marconi Giardiniera | | + | |
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| - | | Bacardi Limon | Bacardi Lemore | + | |
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| - | | Susan Wojcicki | + | |
| - | | Gilbert Gottfried | + | |
| | Fleischmann' | | Fleischmann' | ||
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| | Herman Cain | Herman King | | | Herman Cain | Herman King | | ||
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| + | | Kim Jon-Un | ||
| | Lucerne | | Lucerne | ||
| + | | Marconi Giardiniera | ||
| + | | Morton Salt | Morrison Salt | | ||
| + | | Nestlé (Candy Company) | ||
| + | | Olaf (The Character From Frozen) | ||
| + | | KFC Famous Bowl | Famous Bowl From Dave's KFC Famous | ||
| + | | Sargento Cheese | ||
| + | | Sinead O' | ||
| + | | Smooth by Santana | ||
| + | | Susan Wojcicki | ||
| + | | Tanqueray | ||
| + | | Tomi Lahren | ||
| + | | Val Kilmer | ||
| + | | Zakk Wylde | Zack Wade | | ||
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