list_of_cobraisms
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| list_of_cobraisms [2025/09/09 07:24] – [Simple mispronunciations] gothickingwhatsup52 | list_of_cobraisms [2025/09/09 07:27] (current) – [Legendary pearls of wisdom] gothickingwhatsup52 | ||
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| Sayings that need no explanation, | Sayings that need no explanation, | ||
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| * **//Every generation gets liquified.// | * **//Every generation gets liquified.// | ||
| * **//Fish is a dairy product because it has protein in it like milk.//** | * **//Fish is a dairy product because it has protein in it like milk.//** | ||
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| * **//You can take the eyeliner, nail polish, whatever, away but you can't take the " | * **//You can take the eyeliner, nail polish, whatever, away but you can't take the " | ||
| * **//You know, love is like a fart....it stinks, it involves assholes and you shouldn' | * **//You know, love is like a fart....it stinks, it involves assholes and you shouldn' | ||
| + | * **//Your pussy smells like Wendy' | ||
| ===== Mangled phrases and sayings ===== | ===== Mangled phrases and sayings ===== | ||
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| | With bated breath | | With bated breath | ||
| - | ===== Brands/ | + | ===== Brands/ |
| ^ What Josh meant ^ What Josh said ^ | ^ What Josh meant ^ What Josh said ^ | ||
| - | | Val Kilmer | Val Kilmore | | + | | Bill Burr | Bill Barr | |
| - | | Tomi Lahren | Tommy Lorraine | | + | | Billie Eilish |
| - | | Joseph Goebbels | Joseph Go-Bells | | + | | |
| - | | Zakk Wylde | Zack Wade | | + | | |
| - | | Joy Division | Joy Davidson | | + | | |
| - | | Bill Burr | Bill Barr | | + | | |
| - | | Billie Eilish | + | |
| - | | Marconi Giardiniera | | + | |
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| - | | Bacardi Limon | Bacardi Lemore | + | |
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| - | | Susan Wojcicki | + | |
| - | | Gilbert Gottfried | + | |
| | Fleischmann' | | Fleischmann' | ||
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| | Herman Cain | Herman King | | | Herman Cain | Herman King | | ||
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| + | | Kim Jon-Un | ||
| | Lucerne | | Lucerne | ||
| + | | Marconi Giardiniera | ||
| + | | Morton Salt | Morrison Salt | | ||
| + | | Nestlé (Candy Company) | ||
| + | | Olaf (The Character From Frozen) | ||
| + | | KFC Famous Bowl | Famous Bowl From Dave's KFC Famous | ||
| + | | Sargento Cheese | ||
| + | | Sinead O' | ||
| + | | Smooth by Santana | ||
| + | | Susan Wojcicki | ||
| + | | Tanqueray | ||
| + | | Tomi Lahren | ||
| + | | Val Kilmer | ||
| + | | Zakk Wylde | Zack Wade | | ||
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