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-====== The Broke Saga ======
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-The Broke Saga was the final saga in the Trailer Age, and the final saga of the Cobraverse as a whole, named as such for the unbelievable amount of time Josh spent in the negative. With numerous sources of funding cut off, Josh had resorted to drastic measures, such as actually going live. Within Cobraverse canon, the saga concluded with Josh’s death, marking the end of the Cobraverse.
-===== Characters Overview =====
-==== Major Characters ====
-  ***[[characters:KingCobraJFS]]:** Having settled into his life at the Single-wide, Josh had continued sinking deeper into the negative — figuratively and literally.
-===== Set Up =====
-With the re-election of Donald J. Trump, the ramifications were felt all the way to Casper. Phone broken, SSdI checks getting cut, and his many, many lifelines drawing taut, Josh had to pull deep into his hairy sack of tricks to earn money once more.
-==== Josh broke his phone again ====
-After making an endless number of romen (a cobraism for ramen noodles) food reviews, Terrence Pop video responces, and drink reviews, Josh’s funds had started to dip into the negative once more. As YouTube had throttled his income via community strikes, he was reduced to making innumerable Cameos to sate his alcohol addiction. Disaster struck shortly after this when Josh broke his phone again, meaning he was incapable of making any form of Cameo for the foreseeable future. His options dire, Josh finally sold a Wand he had previously made for his ex-girlfriend [[characters:nakedandlaughing|JESSICA BOYLE]], selling it for $464 USD.
-==== Political relayshuns ====
-With the re-election of Donald Trump, Josh’s finances were once again put into question by the returning president’s legislature. One of these decisions included changes to SSdI, which put Josh’s future into question. As the Boy was making a fair amount of money through wand making and Cameos, this meant his government NEETbux were in short supply. This led to a trove of Cobra-related content, as Josh started streaming multiple times a day for multiple hours at a time, while spouting absolute nonsense and hiding chat the moment he got a little too mad.
-==== Death of a legend ====
-On July 22nd, 2025, Josh awoke to the worst news he had received since his girlfriend Stephanie admitted to cheating on him: Ozzy Osbourne was fucking dead. However, unlike the deaths of numerous other idols that Josh held near and dear to his heart, the passing of Ozzy did not even seem to shake him, as he uploaded a Food Hack later that day, seemingly no worse for wear. This was an obvious ruse, as the upload time did not match Josh’s local time even remotely. Josh’s next video, “SKRIMP SAUCE,” showed him wearing a set of rather large circular sunglasses akin to his late idol — but more likely to hide the effects from crying.
-The next day, Josh uploaded an hour-long video moping over the icon’s death, painting a better picture of the events that transpired that fateful day. Shortly after 1 PM and after making his food hack video, Josh received a visit from [[characters:Clint Saunders|Homedad Clint]], who brought him the bad news of Osbourne’s passing. Additional friends swung by with offerings of cigarettes and booze, and Josh was in a rotten mood all day, going into the next one. During this video, Josh also mentioned that his kidneys were in terrible condition, and that he had been attempting to hydrate more to prevent a more serious issue.
-==== Josh's death ====
-Josh expired as a result of his mounting health problems, having declined over the last couple of years. Clint found his lifeless body after arriving to Josh's trailer, having planned to take Josh to a doctor to investigate his suddenly worsening health issues.
-With Josh’s death, the Broke Saga ended, and so did the Cobraverse.
-{{page>:blurbs#The KingCobraJFS Story}}