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====== The Chazz Saga ======

**The Chazz Saga**, also known as **The Voice Acting Sub-Saga** is the saga spanning from spring of 2020 to early October 2020. The Chazz Saga is perhaps most infamous for the first incursion of a "Buddy Troll" - A troll who cozies up to a person like Josh to troll him more effectively - in Chazz Razlowski, a failed comedian with a not-so-genius plan to control the Boglim.

==== Major Characters ====

  ***[[characters:KingCobraJFS]]:**

==== Minor Characters ====

  ***[[characters:the trolls#Chazz Razz]]:** Chazz Razz was an especially infamous troll who would attempt to buddy up with Josh during summer of 2020 before the Cobraverse unearthed his personal life, warts and all.

===== Set up =====

===== Timeline of Events =====

==== Enboglimfication ====

It's March of 2020, and the coronavirus pandemic was in full swing. Unsurprisingly, Josh would spend much of his time indoors(As usual) while casting numerous spells to assist with the ending of the worldwide dry spell. Celebrating his birthday live, Josh would spill his booze, [[incidents:Ruined Birthday(s)#>29th birthday rage: March 26th, 2020|have a retarded spergout]], and generally be very mad over his own clumsiness.

Josh would delete this stream and get cranky over his stream getting saved by people like [[characters:Bitesize Cobra Vids]] - However, Josh would attempt to take the high road on this matter, claiming it was good for self-reflection. This would not stop him from seething about it during April of the same year.

==== Foodie fumbles ====

When he wasn't having meltdowns over his window not staying open or dropping his booze, Josh would do what he dubbed the "[[incidents:the_budweiser_challenge|Budweiser Challenge]]" - His alcoholism on full display, Josh found a way to make having a 26-pack of beer with his pal Darfliny a stream. The challenge would be ultimately failed after both Josh and Darf passed out around the 6-8 beer mark, and Josh would spend several minutes violently coughing so hard that his face would change color.

On a content roll, Josh would get a package of the fabled Surströmming, Finnish regional delicacy of preserved shark meat. This would bring Josh face-to-face with his most monstrous of foes once again: The Can Opener. Fumbling non-stop, Josh would eventually attempt to pierce the can open and //immediately// spill it all over his carpet, eventually leading to the infamous line "Well YouTube, we got the Surströmming open...But at what cost?" This would not stop him from consuming the stuff like the true gothic rockstar badboy he was.

Josh would also make a video where he made a gigantic steak that he and Darfliny would share. In between thinly veiled homoerotic comments by Darf and accidentally fumbling one of his goblets, Cobes would commit the most heinous of culinary acts to this steak, and effectively boil it in primordial grease, a whole stick of butter, and Rolling Rock beer. Although he was hesitant to sample it, Darf would eventually tuck in alongside Josh.

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|//Nobody contact Gordon Ramsay//|

==== The T-shirt meltdown ====

One of Josh's more infamous meltdowns would happen in early July after he released the "Female Impowerment" T-shirt, revealing it via livestream. This bold new for-the-ladies-only T-shirt would lead to instant hilarity once Josh realized he hadn't just spelt "Goddess" wrong, but also "Empowerment" wrong, to which he let out a particularly violent //**"GOD DAMN IT!"**// as a result, and as usual have an autistic meltdown. 
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|//Fury//|


==== The President's Letter ====

During a rare Facebook live session in July, Josh reveals he has received a letter from the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump. He proudly reads the letter aloud, wherein he is praised for using his dark magic to defeat ISIS. Shortly after, Josh would discover on the KingCobraJFS Subreddit that the letter is actually a fake and he responds by tearing it up. Immediately afterwards, the trolls convince him that the letter may have been real after all, but the damage had already been done.

==== Banned from the CY Bar ====

On the 21st of July, Josh goes live to let his viewers know that he has been officially banned from the CY Bar, one of his favorite Casper haunts. Although only "two pitchers and one mixed drink" deep, he claims that the bartender rudely and inexplicably cut him off. In response, Josh started to make a scene while sarcastically walking in a straight line to prove to the bar staff that he wasn't drunk. Upon seeing this, the bartender asked him to leave. Josh claims that while he mounted his [[objects:the bike|gothic cruiser]] outside, the bartender called him an "asshole".

The announcement provokes several of Josh's online trolls to call the CY Bar to investigate, which only exacerbates matters further. After returning to the bar and getting kicked out once, he decides to call the manager in hopes of rectifying the situation. While on the phone, Josh immediately abandons his original claim that the manager called him an "asshole". The manager shoots Josh down, sides with his staff, and reaffirms his ban from the premises.

Unsurprisingly, Josh has not been seen at the CY Bar since.

==== The voice acting sub-saga ====

In summer of 2020, a person named "Chazz" begins to orbit around Josh's chats and social media, sending him money, pizzas, and attempting to get on Josh's good side. This would be slightly stymied by Josh's ODD, as Chazz would spend $187 over across 2 days (Including $15 just to tell him about a pizza he had ordered for Josh) in an attempt to curry The Boy's favor. Soon after, Josh announces that Chazz works in Hollywood for both Cartoon Network and MTV, and wants to find him work as a voice actor. The next few weeks feature videos of Josh drinking to celebrate his burgeoning voice acting career, describing his Hollywood future in great detail, as well as effectively burning bridges with any "fan" that expresses doubt over the authenticity of Chazz.

Many individuals in the Cobraverse would begin to question the motives of this curious Californian, and he would quickly become an infamous figure - Boasting a larger-than-life personality, Chazz would post scathing commentary on the KingCobraJFS Subreddit in an attempt to rile fans up and possibly reassure Josh that he wasn't just some particularly sneaky troll.  

Chazz would continue to distance Josh from his fans, starting by getting Josh to remove his stream moderators, claiming they were secretly trolls. This would snowball into Chazz gaining full control of Josh's channel, when he privated all of his videos. This would lead to the discovery of several videos made during [[sagas:The Rebirth Saga]] where Josh and various members of his extended entourage would be seen indulging in cannabis. The attempt to distance Josh from people who might be able to help him would continue, although Chazz would have much difficulty, as attempting to wrangle Josh into a schedule is nigh-impossible.

Less than a month later, the voice acting saga would come to a screeching halt by the hands of none other than longtime troll Jack Klassen. After a failed interview between the two was unearthed, Chazz was found to be a failed comedian, star of numerous irrelevant Los Angeles based podcasts(Including one that seemed to exploit mentally unwell individuals) and perhaps most notably, boyfriend to an amateur porn star girlfriend. Rather than admit he was wrong, Josh instead claims he "walked away" from his business arrangement with Chazz.

==== Significance ====



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