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| ====== The Ellen Saga ====== | ====== The Ellen Saga ====== |
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| The **Ellen Saga** is a notable chapter in Josh's life that unfolded primarily through 2019 and into early 2020. This segment of his life reveals complexities surrounding his relationships, personal aspirations, and social interactions, specifically with a person named Ellen, whom Josh refers to as an "of-age, alternative woman". | The **Ellen Saga** is a notable chapter in Josh's life that unfolded primarily through late 2019 and into early 2020. This segment of his life reveals complexities surrounding his relationships, personal aspirations, and social interactions, specifically with a person named Ellen, whom Josh refers to as an "of-age, alternative woman". |
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| ==== Major Characters ==== | ==== Major Characters ==== |
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| ***[[characters:Minor Homeboys and Homegirls>#Walt and Angie]]:** Walter and Angie Knight are the parents of Ellen, and are best remembered as opportunistic leeches off of Josh's paypigs. | ***[[characters:Minor Homeboys and Homegirls>#Walt and Angie]]:** Walter and Angie Knight are the parents of Ellen, and are best remembered as opportunistic leeches off of Josh's paypigs. |
| ***[[characters:the trolls#Chazz Razz]]:** Chazz Razz was an especially infamous troll who would attempt to buddy up with Josh during summer of 2020 before the Cobraverse unearthed his personal life, warts and all. | |
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| ===== Timeline of Events ===== | ===== Timeline of Events ===== |
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| ==== The Wet Panty Zone ==== | ==== SWATted ==== |
| | //To see the associated Incidents page, click [[incidents:cobra_gets_swatted|here.]]// |
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| After accidentally putting himself in the negative spending money on pizza and booze, Josh would partake in early-age twitch thot behavior by working out shirtless after receiving numerous donations to pay for his Internet bill. This would lead to the infamous KingCobraJFS quote "You've officially entered the wet panty zone!", as he continued to do nothing but bicep curls and attempt to flex random muscles to his own music. | During a FaceBook livestream in August, Josh would be interrupted by none other than the [[characters:casper_police_department|Casper Police Department]] after a troll called in saying that Josh was preparing to murder people. Thankfully, Josh fully complied with the police, clearly recognizing the severity of the situation, and although his [[objects:The Bike|beach cruiser]] would be harassed by the entry team, the SWATting would end relatively safely for all parties. |
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| Much of this profit was given to Ellen after she implied her dog required a costly surgery - In fact, Josh actually gave the money he had from the aforementioned stream directly to Ellen to aid in surgery costs. This kind of selfless action immediately rang alarm bells among Cobraverse fans, as it wasn't common for Josh to be //this// selfless. | This would gain large-scale media coverage(By Wyoming standards), and would ultimately attract more newcomers to Josh's channel while humanizing the BOY. While obviously rattled, it wouldn't even be 24 hours before Josh had returned to streaming, alleging that the cops were longtime viewers and would be searching for the culprit. Josh would continue to milk this incident for years to come, as overall it had been a net positive for his channel. |
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| ==== A girl named Ellen ==== | ==== It's not E-begging, it's a transaction ==== |
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| As a result of his generosity, Josh would start hanging out with and getting chummy with Ellen's parents, Walt and Angie. Filming many videos at their place where he could smoke indoors, he would generally make himself a friend of the family by any means necessary. In fact, Josh would even babysit Angie's micropig, being her very first appearance in Josh's content. | An unintended consequence of this rise in notoriety was the sudden influx of support from the Cobraverse faithful. Because Josh would frequently receive donations via YouTube, PayPal, and in the form of care packages, Josh's creative output would steadily decline. Gone were the days of his 40-wand blowouts and nonstop albums, and in with the YouTube streams and of course, lots of videos. When he wasn't getting faded on foul oriental beer and throwing up on his carpet, he would be shouting out his homeboy [[:list_of_cobraisms#j|"Joseph Gobbles"]]. Josh would somehow manage to blow several hundred dollars on typical [[beliefs:drugs_and_alcohol|Boglim Enrichment Items]]. |
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| Despite simping this hard for a girl whose entire family is clearly using him for his cash, Josh decided that lusting after one hot of-age goth chick wasn't enough, and also spent time planning how to ask out his other crush Felicia, the girl who sold him his pot-leaf ear gauges. | ==== The Wet Panty Zone ==== |
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| ==== SWATted ==== | After accidentally putting himself in the negative spending money on pizza and booze, Josh would partake in early-age twitch thot behavior by working out shirtless after receiving numerous donations to pay for his Internet bill. This would lead to the infamous KingCobraJFS quote "You've officially entered the wet panty zone!", as he continued to do nothing but bicep curls and attempt to flex random muscles to his own music. |
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| //To see the associated Incidents page, click [[incidents:cobra_gets_swatted|here.]]// | Much of this profit was given to Ellen after she implied her dog required a costly surgery - In fact, a few minutes later Josh would admit he had not even paid his Internet bill at all, and that he actually gave the money he had from the aforementioned stream directly to Ellen to aid in surgery costs. This kind of selfless action immediately rang alarm bells among Cobraverse fans, as it wasn't common for Josh to be //this// selfless. |
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| During a livestream in August, Josh would be interrupted by none other than the [[characters:casper_police_department|Casper Police Department]] after a troll called in saying that Josh was preparing to murder people. Thankfully, Josh fully complied with the police, clearly recognizing the severity of the situation, and although his [[objects:The Bike|beach cruiser]] would be harassed by the entry team, the SWATting would be relatively safe for all parties. | ==== Dogsitting ==== |
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| | Josh would use this financial generosity as a means to curry favor with Ellen's parents Walt and Angie. Still heavily on the YouTube AdSense grind, he would film multiple videos a week at Walt and Angie's place throughout the week for no apparent reason. In fact, Josh would even babysit Angie's micropig, being her very first appearance in Josh's content. |
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| | Despite simping this hard for a girl whose entire family is clearly using him for his cash, Josh decided that lusting after one hot of-age goth chick wasn't enough, and also spent time planning how to ask out his other crush Felicia, the girl who sold him his pot-leaf ear gauges. |
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| This would gain large-scale media coverage(By Wyoming standards), and would ultimately attract more newcomers to Josh's channel. While obviously rattled, it wouldn't even be 24 hours before Josh had returned to streaming, alleging that the cops were longtime viewers and would be searching for the culprit. | ==== The Booze Problem ==== |
| | The real issue was not Josh's inability to make more painted sticks, it was his alcoholism. Around September of 2019, Josh's inability to understand concepts such as "time" or "money" would be made manifest with his rampant alcohol abuse. This new avenue of money would allow him to spend ungodly amounts of his earnings on booze, and he would become steadily more and more of a lush as time progressed. It is at this stage that Josh would begin his metamorphosis into his more recognizable Boglim physiognomy, mostly through the combination of letting all his hair grow out alongside the degradation of his finer motor skills. |
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| ==== Live with Darfliny ep. 3 ==== | ==== Live with Darfliny ep. 3 ==== |
