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--- sagas:the_ellen_saga [2025/12/15 20:36] – wulongleftleg
+++ sagas:the_ellen_saga [2025/12/17 13:06] (current) – ["Who's L N?"] wulongleftleg
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   ***[[characters:Minor Homeboys and Homegirls>#Walt and Angie]]:** Walter and Angie Knight are the parents of Ellen, and are best remembered as opportunistic leeches off of Josh's paypigs.
   ***[[characters:Scrapper Steve]]:** Much to the misfortune of all involved, Scrapper Steve would show up again during this saga to show off his pup-play fetish.
+  ***[[characters:minor_homeboys_and_homegirls#>Banjo Bill|Banjo Bill]]:** Banjo Bill would be a minor buddy-troll during this saga, as he would show up in spirit to give Josh a high-quality banjo, and steal Josh's smoking pole.
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 ==== Black Veil Brides Concert ====
-In early January 2020, discussions around Ellen were partially eclipsed by Josh's efforts to obtain tickets for a Black Veil Brides concert, which was among Ellen's favorite bands. Josh planned to gift these tickets to Ellen for her birthday, discussing his intentions to provide a memorable experience for her. Despite his eagerness to attend the concert with her, Ellen’s relationship status with another individual led to ambiguities about who would accompany her, which Josh accepted without public objection.
+In early January 2020, discussions around Ellen were partially eclipsed by Josh's efforts to obtain tickets for a Black Veil Brides concert, which was among Ellen's favorite bands. Josh planned to gift these tickets to Ellen for her birthday, discussing his intentions to provide a memorable experience for her. Now, Josh was broke and needed to buy himself a new phone, but that didn't matter. Despite his eagerness to attend the concert with her, Ellen’s relationship status with another individual led to ambiguities about who would accompany her, which Josh accepted without public objection.
+==== The New Year's fakeout ====
+In mid-to-late January, Josh would divulge that he had ended his two year dry spell with an unknown lady on New Year's Eve. This was immediately scrutinized by his fanbase, and Josh's limited recollection of events due to alcohol made it difficult to discern if it was true. Josh claimed it was one of his homeboy's kids, had a huge rack, and was of-age. This lie would be perpetuated for about a month before the Boy eventually caved and admitted it was made up, at the request of the partygoers who were questioned about the whole ordeal by Troles. In fact, it turned out Josh had gotten absolutely demolished on New Year's Eve on booze and acid, and imagined the whole scenario.
+==== Ellen's GoFundMe for Old Friends ====
 Josh and Ellen's working relationship seemingly concluded with the successful fundraising for the Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary, with over $200 collected, fulfilling the target set alongside the contest stipulations. Regardless of Josh's ulterior motives or the intervention of his trolls, the involvement and responses from Josh's viewers played a pivotal role in achieving this goal.
 Josh would thank viewers for helping him help Ellen "from the bottom of his gothic heart" by lifting weights and playing guitar in his lime green cock holster while erect. Trolls would capitalize on this by sending this footage to Ellen, which Cobes would respond to by talking about said incident in a hushed tone. Josh claims that Ellen thought it was "A sweet gesture".
+To add insult to injury, Josh made a bit of an oopsie when he sent the wand to the winner of the donation contest: Instead of sending the wand to the winner, he sent it to the PayPal merchant. Josh would spend a lot of time moping in his brown grandma chair with his arms folded over the whole ordeal. Thankfully, Josh would send a replacement wand to the winner some weeks later.
+==== "Who's L N?" ====
+Josh's heart was clearly broken: He had tried his little boglim best every single day and was no closer to dating Ellen. Sensing weakness, Josh's YouTube trolls would routinely harass him in on stream to the point that he banned the name "Ellen" in its entirety from his chat. Trolls would circumvent this by typing the letters "L N", the phonetic equivalent of Ellen.
-January would also mark the appearance of Josh's Brown La-Z boy, an infamous precursor to [[objects:The Dead Dog Chair]].
+Even worse, Josh's trolls would strike once more by stealing his beloved Smoking Pole from the apartment complex. The culprit turned out to be the mysterious homeboy [[characters:minor_homeboys_and_homegirls#>Banjo Bill|Banjo Bill]] and one of his friends, who would return the pole after the KingCobraJFS subreddit mods threatened to report him to local authorities.
 ==== KingCobraJFS: Now it's a Party! ====
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   * In September, Josh would admit to having a stash of booze he kept for times when he wasn't on camera, which is clear alcoholic behavior.
-  * Josh would receive the black leather cowboy hat and his banjo in October of 2019.
+  * Josh would receive the black leather cowboy hat and his banjo in October of 2019. The banjo came from none other than homeboy Banjo Bill, hence the name.
   * Josh would go to a dentist in August of 2019, and would even brush his teeth on camera once. He comments that the toothpaste stings.
   * [[objects:The Smoking Pole]] would be bought for the apartment during this time, as Josh wanted an easy way to access tobacco snipes to fuel his nicotine addiction.
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   * One of Josh's "fangirls" sent him a gift to clone his Cobra Jr. However because Josh is basically incapable of doing anything on time, he messed it up and was unable to provide a proper silicone clone of his alleged monster dong.
   * Josh missed his family Thanksgiving because he overslept.
+  * In January 2020, trolls would discover that they could irritate Josh by cancelling his pizza orders. For obvious reasons, Josh would not take this well.
+  * January would also mark the appearance of Josh's Brown La-Z boy, an infamous precursor to [[objects:The Dead Dog Chair]].
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