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 ====== The Low Volume Saga ======
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+The **Low Volume Saga**, also sometimes referred to as the Grease Saga, is the series of time where Josh fucked up a setting on his camera, causing his videos to be incredibly low volume and difficult to watch for a time. This would be a particularly difficult time to be a Cobra Fan, as Josh would be coming hot off the heels of his breakup with [[characters:Stephanie]]. This saga would span from winter of 2014 to late 2015, and would feature numerous technological leaps and bounds, including even more streaming.
-The **Low Volume Saga** is the series of time where Josh fucked up a setting on his camera, causing his videos to be incredibly low volume and difficult to watch for a time. This would be a particularly difficult time to be a Cobra Fan, as Josh would be coming hot off the heels of his breakup with [[characters:Stephanie]]. This saga would span from winter of 2014 to late 2015, and would feature numerous technological leaps and bounds, including even more streaming.
 ===== Characters Overview =====
 ==== Major Characters ====
-  *[[characters:KingCobraJFS]]: Josh continues his love quest amidst the women of Casper, WY - the scorned lover, the BOY would carry on, determined to find the hot, of-age, biologically female, alive goth chick of his dreams and build his gothic clocktower dream house. His hairline would continue to recede at a similar rate to his hours at Wendy's.
+  ***[[characters:KingCobraJFS]]:** Josh continues his love quest amidst the women of Casper, WY - the scorned lover, the BOY would carry on, determined to find the hot, of-age, biologically female, alive goth chick of his dreams and build his gothic clocktower dream house. His hairline would continue to recede at a similar rate to his hours at Wendy's.
 ==== Minor Characters ====
-  *Judy: A brief girlfriend of Josh's and single mother to three children, she would exemplify the "lol so random xD" personality many women had in the mid 2000s. She would show up in exactly two videos before Josh announced their breakup a week into their relationship.
+  ***[[characters:minor_homeboys_and_homegirls#Judy]]:** A brief girlfriend of Josh's and single mother to three children, she would exemplify the "lol so random xD" personality many women had in the mid 2000s. She would show up in exactly two videos before Josh announced their breakup a week into their relationship.
-  *Ami: An even briefer girlfriend to Josh. Think of a girl similar to Judy, but without any teeth.
+  ***[[characters:minor_homeboys_and_homegirls#Ami]]:** An even briefer girlfriend to Josh. Think of a girl similar to Judy, but without any teeth.
+  ***[[characters:minor_homeboys_and_homegirls#Shorty "The Red Dwarf" Decker]]:** The boyfriend to Judy after she and Josh split.
+  ***[[characters:Darfliny|Michael "Darfliny b" Baldwin]]:** Sometimes known as Darflinny B, Michael would bring Josh out shooting.
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 ==== The sixth album and Sand Bar Shenanigans ====
-On May 12, 2015, Josh would release [[albums:Cemetery Gates]], his sixth album, onto iTunes. The same day, he would make a visit to the eye doctor, only to discover he had cataracts. Additionally during this time, Josh would break his glasses, resulting in him taping the two halves back together like his favorite childhood novel protagonist, Harry Potter. A few days later, Josh would also get in trouble once more at The Sand Bar, after a manager asked him to "Quit the demon talk" after having one too many drinks again. Josh would recount other tales of his jaunts to the Sand Bar, including a few barfights he claims to have stopped by taking his knife out and licking a blade.
+On May 12, 2015, Josh would release [[albums:Cemetery Gates]], his sixth album, onto iTunes. The same day, he would make a visit to the eye doctor, only to discover he had cataracts. Additionally during this time, Josh would break his glasses, resulting in him taping the two halves back together like his favorite childhood novel protagonist, Harry Potter. A few days later, Josh would also get in trouble once more at The Sand Bar, after a manager asked him to "Quit the demon talk" after having one too many drinks again. Josh would recount other tales of his jaunts to the Sand Bar, including a few barfights he claims to have stopped by taking his knife out and licking the blade.
+==== Judy Returns ====
+Judy would return to the Cobraverse in a video titled "good times and drinks all around" with her new boyfriend, Robert "Shorty the Red Dwarf" Decker, wherein she would make many racist remarks. Various quality lines would include "I always put up with this [take a guess]" in reference to Josh, "bitch, don't make me come over there and bitchslap yo' ass, [Guess again]", and several racist jokes. Judy would also drunkenly flash her boobs at the camera during this video.
+==== Psychotic activities ====
+After a year of having his shotgun, Josh would finally get the opportunity to shoot it on June 29th, 2015 in the video "shooting the very first two shells out of my side by side" where Josh would open fire at nothing with his homie Michael Baldwin, AKA Darflinny B. \\
+Additionally during this time, Josh would talk about "Elliot Rodgers", possibly meaning attempted incel mass shooter Elliot Rodger, saying that society put pressure on the narcissistic psychopath for not having a girlfriend. He would also disclose how he had killed a baby bird because he couldn't find its nest, saying that he did "the humane thing" by "putting it out of its misery", squishing it under his bike tire. Josh would double down on this action by saying that it would get run over anyways.
+==== The quality gets worse ====
+Sometime around August, the video camera Josh used would begin to degrade in quality. Having an issue with authority, Josh would refuse to change this for several months, making it even more difficult to be a Cobra fan. To make up for this dip in quality, however, YouTube would be treated to a video of him at The Sand Bar, wherein Josh would be very obnoxious, singing and dancing for the camera, and spilling his fourth beer on himself. \\
+In September, Josh would allow Judy and her family to move in with him for the time being, and would introduce a new player into the Cobraverse, [[characters:homeboy scotty|William "Homeboy Scotty" Hackman]]. This would end the Low Volume Saga and begin [[sagas:the Bailey and Izzy Saga]].
 ===== Significance =====
+Perhaps the most important takeaway from this saga is Josh's ability to get women, although it's clear none quite filled the void that Stephanie left behind. Josh would continue to look for The One regardless of this, and this would be the beginning of Cobes' first multi-year dry spell.
+===== Trivia =====
+  * In a moment of bizarre synchronicity, Josh would sniff his fingers on camera similar to another morbidly obese white trash lolcow known as Wingsofredemption.
+  * We would get our first implications that Josh was into goth chicks farting during this saga.
+  * Josh claims he attempted suicide at least once during this saga.
+===== Infamous Quotes =====
+  * //"So apparently there's a rumor going around town that I practice magic."//
+  * //"If I'm sleeping and there's a fire, I'll smell the smoke and wake up."//
+  * //"If I have to get a [[objects:Fun Sized Felicia|sex doll]] and be done with it, so be it."//
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