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 ====== The Low Volume Saga ======
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 The **Low Volume Saga**, also sometimes referred to as the Grease Saga, is the series of time where Josh fucked up a setting on his camera, causing his videos to be incredibly low volume and difficult to watch for a time. This would be a particularly difficult time to be a Cobra Fan, as Josh would be coming hot off the heels of his breakup with [[characters:Stephanie]]. This saga would span from winter of 2014 to late 2015, and would feature numerous technological leaps and bounds, including even more streaming.
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 ==== Major Characters ====
-  *[[characters:KingCobraJFS]]: Josh continues his love quest amidst the women of Casper, WY - the scorned lover, the BOY would carry on, determined to find the hot, of-age, biologically female, alive goth chick of his dreams and build his gothic clocktower dream house. His hairline would continue to recede at a similar rate to his hours at Wendy's.
+  ***[[characters:KingCobraJFS]]:** Josh continues his love quest amidst the women of Casper, WY - the scorned lover, the BOY would carry on, determined to find the hot, of-age, biologically female, alive goth chick of his dreams and build his gothic clocktower dream house. His hairline would continue to recede at a similar rate to his hours at Wendy's.
 ==== Minor Characters ====
-  *Judy: A brief girlfriend of Josh's and single mother to three children, she would exemplify the "lol so random xD" personality many women had in the mid 2000s. She would show up in exactly two videos before Josh announced their breakup a week into their relationship.
+  ***[[characters:minor_homeboys_and_homegirls#Judy]]:** A brief girlfriend of Josh's and single mother to three children, she would exemplify the "lol so random xD" personality many women had in the mid 2000s. She would show up in exactly two videos before Josh announced their breakup a week into their relationship.
-  *Ami: An even briefer girlfriend to Josh. Think of a girl similar to Judy, but without any teeth.
+  ***[[characters:minor_homeboys_and_homegirls#Ami]]:** An even briefer girlfriend to Josh. Think of a girl similar to Judy, but without any teeth.
-  *Shorty the Red Dwarf: The boyfriend to Judy after she and Josh split.
+  ***[[characters:minor_homeboys_and_homegirls#Shorty "The Red Dwarf" Decker]]:** The boyfriend to Judy after she and Josh split.
-  *Michael Baldwin: Sometimes known as Darflinny B, Michael would bring Josh out shooting.
+  ***[[characters:Darfliny|Michael "Darfliny b" Baldwin]]:** Sometimes known as Darflinny B, Michael would bring Josh out shooting.
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 ==== Judy Returns ====
-Judy would return to the Cobraverse in a video titled "good times and drinks all around" with her new boyfriend, Robert "Shorty the Red Dwarf" Decker, wherein she would make many racist remarks. Various quality lines would include "I always put up with this [take a guess]" in reference to Josh, "bitch, don't make me come over there and bitchslap yo' ass, [Guess again]", and several racist jokes. Judy would also drunkenly flash her boobs at the camera.
+Judy would return to the Cobraverse in a video titled "good times and drinks all around" with her new boyfriend, Robert "Shorty the Red Dwarf" Decker, wherein she would make many racist remarks. Various quality lines would include "I always put up with this [take a guess]" in reference to Josh, "bitch, don't make me come over there and bitchslap yo' ass, [Guess again]", and several racist jokes. Judy would also drunkenly flash her boobs at the camera during this video.
 ==== Psychotic activities ====
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 ===== Significance =====
-Perhaps the most important takeaway from this saga is Josh's ability to get women, although it's clear none quite filled the void that Stephanie left behind. Josh would continue to look for The One regardless of this, and this would be the beginning of Cobes' multi-year dry spell.
+Perhaps the most important takeaway from this saga is Josh's ability to get women, although it's clear none quite filled the void that Stephanie left behind. Josh would continue to look for The One regardless of this, and this would be the beginning of Cobes' first multi-year dry spell.
+===== Trivia =====
+  * In a moment of bizarre synchronicity, Josh would sniff his fingers on camera similar to another morbidly obese white trash lolcow known as Wingsofredemption.
+  * We would get our first implications that Josh was into goth chicks farting during this saga.
+  * Josh claims he attempted suicide at least once during this saga.
+===== Infamous Quotes =====
+  * //"So apparently there's a rumor going around town that I practice magic."//
+  * //"If I'm sleeping and there's a fire, I'll smell the smoke and wake up."//
+  * //"If I have to get a [[objects:Fun Sized Felicia|sex doll]] and be done with it, so be it."//
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