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 ====== The Post-Wendy's Saga ======
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+The **Post-Wendy's Saga** is the part of Boglim History spanning between fall 2016 and February 2017, and is named such for the time directly after Josh's termination from his job at Wendy's. This saga is extremely dense for content, as this includes Josh's first sex doll, numerous spurts of popularity, the introduction of many notable homeboys, and important incidents that would define the YouTube presence of KingCobraJFS.
-The **Post-Wendy's Saga** is the part of Boglim History spanning between fall 2016 and February 2017, and is named such for the time directly after Josh's termination from his job at Wendy's.
 ===== Characters Overview =====
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   ***Castellus Zemi:** Castellus Zemi was the troll responsible for the summary firing of Josh via numerous complaint emails to Wendy's International. He is also fat, and short.
   ***[[characters:Alex Anderson]]:** A fan favorite homeboy, Alex would make his first appearance this saga.
-  ***[[characters:Darflinny]]:** Darf would take Josh shooting during this saga, and would start to make appearances more often.
+  ***[[characters:Darfliny]]:** Darf would take Josh shooting during this saga, and would start to make appearances more often.
   ***Tina:** Homeboy Scotty's surprisingly masculine-looking girlfriend.
+  ***[[characters:Jeremy Rogers]]:** Rasta Man would make his official video debut this saga, adorned with his signature Rastafarian cap.
+  ***[[characters:Scrapper Steve]]:** Scrapper Steve would show up briefly to assist Josh during his unemployment by bringing him on with odd jobs.
+  ***Jonathan Banks:** Shows up in the same video as Rasta Man Rogers. Made fun of Josh's attempt to hide his early-onset baldness, and a Casper local who made odd-ball content and videos where he danced to dubstep, which was the style at the time.
 ===== Set Up =====
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 After releasing popular video "making cheasy pasta", Josh would start turning comments off on his videos, after an influx of troll comments. This would turn out to be an intelligent decision, as the following weeks Josh would announce his intention to vote for Republican nominee Donald Trump in the 2016 election, detailing h is thoughts in the aptly named "im voteing for trump" on November 6th, 2016. This would change after Josh was told that Gary Johnson would legalize marijuanna, and summarily changed his mind at the eleventh hour. During this time, Josh would also go deep into the hair care products in an attempt to save his rapidly decreasing hairline.
+==== The Sex Doll Sub-Saga ====
+On November 11, Josh would receive an unbelievable gift in the mail: A fan had sent him a sex doll. Despite not having a vaginal insert, and being second-hand, Josh would name her Alissa(Not dissimilar to Alicia, his high school oneitis) and would play the boglim rendition of the Star Spangled Banner to her.  \\
+Josh would post later that his apartment had been broken into, but only Alissa had been stolen. This was a lie, as Josh had taken a knife to her and viciously dismembered her, leaving her body parts in a dumpster. This lie was a bust from the start, as Josh claimed he had woken up at 6 AM to go job hunting, when everyone knew he woke up no earlier than 10 AM. Josh would keep this blatant lie going for as long as he could before eventually cracking, and admitting to getting mad and breaking it in a tard rage. As a last-ditch effort, Josh would claim that he had ripped Alissa while having sex with it, which would have been impossible due to the lack of vaginal implant. Eventually, Josh would back out of this excuse, say that he thought the sex doll was a trolling attempt, and try to move on.
+Josh went viral as a result of this sub-saga, and would re-enable comments on his videos to boost viewer engagement by any means necessary.\\
+==== Return of the King ====
+Josh would receive a 7-day ban on Facebook due to posting a scantily clad woman. This would enrage Josh, but would spend his time away from social media finding a job. Josh would announce that he had an interview at an undisclosed location, to no success.
+Minutes before his interview, Josh would break his glasses once again and attempt to fix them with gothic black tape. Josh would get his glasses fixed the next day, and would go on a brief hiatus to go to a water park with his family for thanksgiving, where his family would give him an early Christmas present - None other than a replacement BC Rich Warlock, and a spell book to aid in his spell casting.
+==== The iMac starts acting cute ====
+Josh would lose his temper and punch his computer, causing damage to his treasured iMac at the corner of the screen. Josh would break the screen further after attempting to demonstrate how he damaged his screen, knocking his phone off the charger in the process of making a gesture of communication(ACTUAL WORDS SPOKEN). Furthermore, this spergout was now firmly broken, meaning that Josh would have to beg for a new computer. Josh would carry on his e-begging into December, making a short video with new homeboy, [[characters:Jeremy Rogers|Jeremy "Rasta Man" Rogers]], when he attempted to hide his balding hair by shaving devil horns into his widow's peak. This would be instantly mocked by non-homeboy Jonathan Banks, saying it made him look like an old man. Josh was NOT amused by this jest at his expense, the advice given on his hair, or the fact that Jonathan could out-British him, and Jonathan would not appear much in videos from hereon out.\\
+Josh's iMac would finally spark its last in mid-December, and Josh would maintain content frequency by making videos where he would wander around outdoors. This style of content would become massively popular, as there's few things more entertaining than a boglim attempting to integrate with modern society.
+==== Enjoy being blocked on Facebook, Stalker Child ====
+In case you were wondering whether or not Josh still loved his high school crush Alicia too much, we have the answer: In mid to late December, Josh would tell his fans to donate to a GoFundMe to help out Alicia's father Todd, as they were in financial crisis. Despite telling his fans to donate, Josh would not, saying that he was broke. Alicia's family would take the GoFundMe down after Josh's Troles set their sights on the page. Furious, Josh would delete the video linking to the page and make a video explaining why he did so.  \\
+==== Losing friends and follicles ====
+Later that month after getting tipsy, Josh would "speak his mind" about his distaste for Homeboy Scotty's incessant wing-manning. Although Josh would keep it intentionally vague, he wouldn't be vague enough.  \\
+Furthermore, in defiance of his own physiological state, Josh would release a video titled "Im not loosing my hair" where he attempted to prove his trolls wrong about the state of his hair. In the video, Josh would "prove" his claims by stating that his hair was growing back and, inexplicably, flexing his muscles.
+==== A very Cobra (anti)Christmas ====
+Just before Christmas, Josh would post the video "Working on my next album" where he would drunkenly ramble about his next album, as well as some choice comments from the late KingCobraJFS subreddit. Josh was furious over comments about his musical talent, and would proudly announce that he had made a whopping //**six dollars and thirty cents**// off his six albums. He would carry on to say that his hair was growing back(false).  \\
+Josh would take a brief trip to Arizona over the holidays to spend time with his grand-parents, where he would make numerous Facebook posts detailing his personal abilities with guitar, his sexy hot looks, and the fact that ladies were practically fighting to sleep with him. Josh would also disclose getting a bottle of his favorite alcohol, Jack Daniels Honey, and immediately dropping it afterwards. Since this monumental loss, Josh's spirits would always be shattered around Christmastime, much like the bottle he lost on that fateful Idaho morning. \\
+While Josh would neither go live or upload to YouTube, we would get two videos while he was in Arizona, saying that he believed employers should not be allowed to view their employees' social media accounts. While this is purely speculative, doubtless his sex doll posts made some prospective employers nervous about hiring him.\\
+While in Arizona, Josh would attend his grandparents' memorial service, ringing a gigantic bell in honor of their memory. \\
+Additionally, Homeboy Scotty would fabricate a lie about his nephew's Xbox being stolen, feeding it to Josh and starting a GoFundMe to attempt to garner some money. Most of the cobraverse was now extremely sick of Scotty, and as a result, the GoFundMe only ended up with a svelte $65.00 USD.
+==== The beginning of the rebirth ====
+Over his holiday break, Josh would become reinvigorated, and once again began to quest further towards his dream of becoming a rock star. He would create an Instagram(although he would eventually stop posting), suicide baited at the grand canyon although he would walk these statements back, and made the bold prediction that he would win the lottery in 2017. Unfortunately, much of Josh's content from this particular time surrounding his travel and grandparents was deleted without archival, as Josh would begin his next saga soon after.\\
+In January, 21 out of the 27 videos made would survive the rebirthing process, with the remaining archived six being archived just in time. Of those 21, moments of importance would include Josh unboxing a Joy Davidson shirt(a gag from when Josh said the band name Joy Division wrong) and advertising new shirts of his own doing, with images freshly ripped from Google Images. Of the remaining videos, one would be of Josh exploring the website, Real Love Sex Dolls, and making his own custom sex doll in painstaking detail, in hopes that a fan would spend $2,400 to purchase it for him.
+That February, a fan by the name of Vapor would do just that and send Josh a slightly used sex doll, which he re-christened [[objects:Fun Sized Felicia]], which only sounds similar to Alicia by pure coincidence. Josh would then pantomime Felicia and [[objects:Uncle Shon the dummy|Shon]] at the same time on video. This would be one of the few videos that survived the Rebirth from February, although not much else was made that month apart from some videos of Scrapper Steve's dogs. \\
+Josh would start his rebirth with the divisive "The reason i deleted my video", where the audio corrupted and repeated the same second of sound for the entire video. Why he deleted the video, nobody will ever truly know, as Josh would appear in the video shirtless, and smoking a pipe while saying...Something.  \\
+The Post-Wendy's Saga would officially end on the 24th of February, 2017, when Josh deleted every video on his channel, and began [[sagas:The Rebirth Saga]].
 ===== Conclusion =====
+The Post-Wendy's Saga is evocative of peak KingCobraJFS content: Josh wasn't afraid to leave his dwelling, he had innumerable friends, trolls to wage war with, and had too much time on his hands. This saga would be remembered for being a time where content was fresh and consistent, and to this day between dry spells, many fans will speak of this saga as a halcyon age where the milk flowed freely.
 {{page>:blurbs#The KingCobraJFS Story}}