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 ====== The Trailer Saga ======
-**The Trailer Saga** is the current saga of KingCobraJFS and features numerous highs and lows akin to sagas of old. It extends from his [[sagas:the second eviction saga|eviction from his former apartment]] into the indeterminate future, as Josh attempts to continue living in his brand new modular mansion.
+**The Trailer Saga** is the first saga to take place in The Trailer Age and features numerous highs and lows akin to sagas of old. It extends from his [[sagas:the second eviction saga|eviction from his former apartment]] into October of 2024, as Josh attempts to continue living in his brand new modular mansion.
 ===== Characters Overview =====
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 ==== Minor Characters ====
+  * **Chris/Mr. Oinkers:** Chris would appear in name only as the shadowy benefactor that paid for Jessica's third visit to Casper.
+===== Set Up =====
-====== Set Up ======
 In 2024, after being evicted from the [[places:Conquistador Apartments]] due to a [[characters:NakedAndLaughing]] meltdown and complaints from other residents, Josh briefly moved back into [[characters:Clint Saunders|his dad]]'s basement. Afterwards, Clint packed up all of Josh's belongings and moved them into a new trailer closer to the downtown [[places:Casper]] area.
 During this time, Josh would also attempt to spend nearly //six hundred dollars// on a Finnish railroad bell, only to cancel the order, citing that he did not have the funds for it. It is believed that Clint saw him make a six hundred dollar purchase and promptly made him charge it back.
-====== Key Events ======
+===== Key Events =====
-===== The new abog =====
+==== The new abog ====
 Josh would first go live on May 18, 2024 from his new trailer, specifically his bedroom. While not much would happen during this stream, as Josh would mute the mic when he didn't feel like talking, we would get the first shot of his new stream setup - [[objects: the dead dog chair]], an Ikea lamp with a parrot stuck to it, and his snake plushies. Josh would begrudgingly announce that he was only allowed to smoke in the room his streaming setup was in, with the door closed and the window open,  likely a rule put in place to ensure he would not ruin [[sagas:The Eviction Saga|this place]] [[sagas:The Second Eviction Saga|as well]]. He would spend the rest of his stream smoking a hand-rolled cigarette of pipe tobacco, a Cobra Classic, periodically muting and unmuting to respond to troles and comments.
-===== Mead, smoke, and be angry =====
+==== Mead, smoke, and be angry ====
 To celebrate the advent of his new abode, Josh would begin fermenting a new batch of [[objects:mead|mead]]. The primary ingredient? Skittles.
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 Josh would be seen wearing the same Ozzy Osbourne T-shirt for several weeks, until it became too hot to wear in the trailer(or it simply rotted off him). During this time, Josh would also accidentally lock himself out of his YouTube channel - this likely had something to do with his broken phone and being unable to access 2-factor authentication, although Josh would be quick to claim otherwise. Josh would beg 80 dollars out of his fans to get it repaired, and would continue making content on food, gender relations, and smoking while making response videos. As is tradition, Josh would do a rendition of The Star Spangled Banner for the fourth of July, a great favorite of his.
-===== A new fixation, and threats on the horizon =====
+==== A new fixation, and threats on the horizon ====
 In early July, Josh would find a new fixation - Dragonfire wine. As far as items go, this would easily be tailor-made to Josh's interests: Green, cool lizard, easily purchased through doordash, flashing lights and interesting flakes to keep his boglim mind entertained, and most importantly: Alcohol. Josh would release several "Wine reviews" detailing his thoughts on the wine, including a half-hour video where he guzzles an entire bottle of the kind of wine you would see a freshman white girl drink at her first college party.
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 On the 22nd of July, Josh would upload another video of him making mead. Despite the ingredients being fairly straight-forward with raisins and Welch's, it would only be a few hours before the contents resembled something similar to crude oil. During this time as well, Josh would recount a totally real story where Josh got accosted by a gas station worker. Although he didn't say which gas station, viewers quickly pieced together it was the one closest to him, as Josh would say too much as per usual.
-===== Apocalypse NAL =====
+==== Apocalypse NAL ====
 //For a more in-depth look at this Incident, check out the [[incidents:the_nalpocalypse|Incident page here.]]//\\
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-===== The Bog Witch comes to Casper =====
+==== The Bog Witch comes to Casper ====
 In late August, it would be inferred by a cameo made by Jessica that she was in Casper. Despite saying that he would not let the bog witch in and call the [[characters:Casper Police Department]] to help with matters, he would go radio silent for a fairly long period of time. Eventually, Josh would return to making videos, but something had changed: Josh would come across as irritable and tense, and would end his streams whenever anyone knocked on his door. Perhaps more concerningly, viewers spotted a second chair just off-camera in one of his videos. Josh would claim that it was "Just a chair". Unsurprisingly, cobros feared that the BOY in his good-natured manner had let Jessica in after all, and it would take a serious act of will to get her to leave. In the coming days, Josh would go live and immediately turn on Jessica Messica, getting stuck in a thought loop about how Jessica Messica was relentlessly bullying Jessica.
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 Jessica would once again depart for Virginia on the 6th, much to Josh's relief.
+==== Ignorance is bog-liss ====
+Josh would return to his normal content shortly after, once again promising to never let Jessica back in(again). Barring the occasional remark about Jessica being a manipulative cunt, content would carry on as normal. During this time, Josh would spend an unknown amount of money on a hand-crafted wand for himself, after being given a disgusting amount of money to make a custom wand for a fan.\\
+Josh would also break a thought loop record, looping on stream about his personal wand for roughly 40 minutes, beating out [[incidents:The Stuffed Crust from Papa John's Pizza Review]]'s record thought loop time by a long shot. This new very-drunk Josh would mark the beginning of [[sagas:The Wasted Saga]], as many of Josh's videos would start to be uploaded under the influence.
+===== Conclusion =====
+The Trailer Saga is evocative of old eras of KingCobraJFS lore, hitting many classic topics in the Cobraverse - Mentally ill women, alcohol, Josh's "suicidle" nature, and similar topics. With the chance of Jessica's return lower than ever, fans and trolls of Cobra alike may rest easy, but ever vigilant, of the Wendy's-smelling grim reaper.
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