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====== The Trailer Saga ======

**The Trailer Saga** is the first saga to take place in The Trailer Age and features numerous highs and lows akin to sagas of old. It extends from his [[sagas:the second eviction saga|eviction from his former apartment]] into October of 2024, as Josh attempts to continue living in his brand new modular mansion.

===== Characters Overview =====

==== Major Characters ====
  ***[[characters:KingCobraJFS]]:** Fresh to his brand new trailer, Joshie has the opportunity to make good on his new lodgings and go live when he feels like it. What new developments await the BOY in this thrilling new chapter?
  ***[[characters:nakedandlaughing|Jessica Boyle]]:** It's hard to keep a bog witch out once you've summoned her. Jessica would wrangle her way once more into Josh's trailer during this phase, and the results would be disastrous.


==== Minor Characters ====

  * **Chris/Mr. Oinkers:** Chris would appear in name only as the shadowy benefactor that paid for Jessica's third visit to Casper.

===== Set Up =====

In 2024, after being evicted from the [[places:Conquistador Apartments]] due to a [[characters:NakedAndLaughing]] meltdown and complaints from other residents, Josh briefly moved back into [[characters:Clint Saunders|his dad]]'s basement. Afterwards, Clint packed up all of Josh's belongings and moved them into a new trailer closer to the downtown [[places:Casper]] area.  
During this time, Josh would also attempt to spend nearly //six hundred dollars// on a Finnish railroad bell, only to cancel the order, citing that he did not have the funds for it. It is believed that Clint saw him make a six hundred dollar purchase and promptly made him charge it back.

===== Key Events =====

==== The new abog ====

Josh would first go live on May 18, 2024 from his new trailer, specifically his bedroom. While not much would happen during this stream, as Josh would mute the mic when he didn't feel like talking, we would get the first shot of his new stream setup - [[objects: the dead dog chair]], an Ikea lamp with a parrot stuck to it, and his snake plushies. Josh would begrudgingly announce that he was only allowed to smoke in the room his streaming setup was in, with the door closed and the window open,  likely a rule put in place to ensure he would not ruin [[sagas:The Eviction Saga|this place]] [[sagas:The Second Eviction Saga|as well]]. He would spend the rest of his stream smoking a hand-rolled cigarette of pipe tobacco, a Cobra Classic, periodically muting and unmuting to respond to troles and comments.

==== Mead, smoke, and be angry ====

To celebrate the advent of his new abode, Josh would begin fermenting a new batch of [[objects:mead|mead]]. The primary ingredient? Skittles.  
Josh would put a filthy amount of sugar and skittles into a jar, mixed with honey and of course, Skittles. Unveiling his disturbing concoction in June, he would drink this fermentation nightmare, saying that it was "decent enough", a boglim euphemism for "it's just vile enough that it might kill a lesser being".

Josh would spend much of spring making videos on [[beliefs:gender|gendur relayshuns]] and amusingly enough, trying to start beef with The Vegan Teacher, another lolcow. Additionally, the number of Food Hacks would drastically rise, as Josh would find new and horrific ways to make 80 dollars worth of food into an unrecognizable slop not even sewer rats would eat, usually left to "cool" overnight on his kitchen table top. 

Josh would be seen wearing the same Ozzy Osbourne T-shirt for several weeks, until it became too hot to wear in the trailer(or it simply rotted off him). During this time, Josh would also accidentally lock himself out of his YouTube channel - this likely had something to do with his broken phone and being unable to access 2-factor authentication, although Josh would be quick to claim otherwise. Josh would beg 80 dollars out of his fans to get it repaired, and would continue making content on food, gender relations, and smoking while making response videos. As is tradition, Josh would do a rendition of The Star Spangled Banner for the fourth of July, a great favorite of his.

==== A new fixation, and threats on the horizon ====

In early July, Josh would find a new fixation - Dragonfire wine. As far as items go, this would easily be tailor-made to Josh's interests: Green, cool lizard, easily purchased through doordash, flashing lights and interesting flakes to keep his boglim mind entertained, and most importantly: Alcohol. Josh would release several "Wine reviews" detailing his thoughts on the wine, including a half-hour video where he guzzles an entire bottle of the kind of wine you would see a freshman white girl drink at her first college party.  

All of this would become irrelevant, however, as the Cobraverse was rocked with terrible news: Someone had allegedly paid for a //third// visit for [[characters:nakedandlaughing|Jessica]], meaning that unless someone had precautions put in place, it was very likely that we would get another round of Jessica making a mess, tearing his home apart, endless screaming, and possibly getting Josh evicted again. Cobra fans and troles alike would collectively hold their breath for the imminent touchdown of Hurricane Jessica.

Josh would once again go live on July 17th, talking shit to his followers and trolls while showing off his delta-8 vape pens sent to him by a fan. Josh would wax about the recent assassination attempt on Donald Trump, and refuse to disclose when Jessica was going to arrive - E.g. Soon. Cobes would also go on to call at-the-time president Joe Biden a "child sniffing motherfucker" and then quickly say that he isn't accusing the president of anything.\\
Josh would continue with his current politics rambling, spending time to ramble about bullying, religion, sickos, et al. Additionally, he would go on to say that if he was president, he'd legalize prostitution. \\
On the 22nd of July, Josh would upload another video of him making mead. Despite the ingredients being fairly straight-forward with raisins and Welch's, it would only be a few hours before the contents resembled something similar to crude oil. During this time as well, Josh would recount a totally real story where Josh got accosted by a gas station worker. Although he didn't say which gas station, viewers quickly pieced together it was the one closest to him, as Josh would say too much as per usual.

==== Apocalypse NAL ====

//For a more in-depth look at this Incident, check out the [[incidents:the_nalpocalypse|Incident page here.]]//\\

Josh would officially announce his break up with Jessica on August 1st, 2024. This would render Jessica irrational, and she would carry on with her ongoing rant on livestream, becoming absolutely unglued at viewers and Josh, first by refusing to be broken up with, and then claiming that she broke up with him.  
During this meltdown on Twitch, Josh would consolidate his decision by uploading a video titled "Im single" where he would angrily explain that Jessica is "emotionally manipulative", "easy to troll", and "delusional", and that he was now officially broken up with her. Finally done with Jessica, he would vehemently deny all of Jessica's claims, block her number, her messenger, her mom's number, her Facebook profile, and changed his relationship status to "single". Furthermore, he'd spill all the beans - He would admit that Jessica was the reason for his eviction and that she should cancel her plane ticket, confirming her imminent visit. Getting angrier and angrier throughout the video and repeating previous thoughts, Josh would continue to call Jessica manipulative and slam her for being 40 and unemployed, also disclosing that any time she drank, she would become blackout drunk. \\
Josh would continue his angry thought loop while shouting out Jessica Messica(One of Jessica's trolls), erroneously referring to her as "Messy Jessy" among other names, and stating that "No man will ever love [Jessica] like I tried".


==== The Bog Witch comes to Casper ====

In late August, it would be inferred by a cameo made by Jessica that she was in Casper. Despite saying that he would not let the bog witch in and call the [[characters:Casper Police Department]] to help with matters, he would go radio silent for a fairly long period of time. Eventually, Josh would return to making videos, but something had changed: Josh would come across as irritable and tense, and would end his streams whenever anyone knocked on his door. Perhaps more concerningly, viewers spotted a second chair just off-camera in one of his videos. Josh would claim that it was "Just a chair". Unsurprisingly, cobros feared that the BOY in his good-natured manner had let Jessica in after all, and it would take a serious act of will to get her to leave. In the coming days, Josh would go live and immediately turn on Jessica Messica, getting stuck in a thought loop about how Jessica Messica was relentlessly bullying Jessica.

Viewers would continue to air their concerns after a video titled "Im sorry" on September 2, 2024 was uploaded. In the video, Josh would show off his recently destroyed phone, saying that he had smashed it in a fit of drunken rage when he was unable to find his debit card to pay a taxi. Although he says that "Someone" paid for the ride, viewers were more concerned when Josh looked up and to his right for an extended period at the beginning of the video, possibly at someone standing just off camera. He would also spend the rest of his video looking in the complete opposite direction, as if to shield his gaze from a furious bog witch. 
^ {{ :sagas:in_fear_of_the_hagraven.png?400 |}}|
|//Josh spends a bit of time staring in concern at a Jessica Boyle-sized figure out of shot.//|

On September the 3rd, at a little past 10pm Casper time, Jessica would [[https://youtu.be/nekv6i3rfDo?feature=shared|go live]] on her Instagram with an ominous red filter, streaming from a new location in Casper. It was not long before Cobra’s voice could be heard on camera, confirming that she had indeed baconatored her way into the trailer. In a conversation it was confirmed that Cobra had told her not to go live from his place to prevent harassment, but she broke her promise and streamed for about 40 minutes.

However, the dust was not settled - during her visit, Jessica would record a fight between her and Josh, where josh was under such stress that he //pointed a shotgun at his own head, while Jessica egged him on into pulling the trigger.// Shortly after releasing an edited edition, Josh would receive a wellness check from the [[characters:Casper police department]] as a result. 

Jessica would once again depart for Virginia on the 6th, much to Josh's relief. 

==== Ignorance is bog-liss ====

Josh would return to his normal content shortly after, once again promising to never let Jessica back in(again). Barring the occasional remark about Jessica being a manipulative cunt, content would carry on as normal. During this time, Josh would spend an unknown amount of money on a hand-crafted wand for himself, after being given a disgusting amount of money to make a custom wand for a fan.\\
Josh would also break a thought loop record, looping on stream about his personal wand for roughly 40 minutes, beating out [[incidents:The Stuffed Crust from Papa John's Pizza Review]]'s record thought loop time by a long shot. This new very-drunk Josh would mark the beginning of [[sagas:The Wasted Saga]], as many of Josh's videos would start to be uploaded under the influence.

===== Conclusion =====

The Trailer Saga is evocative of old eras of KingCobraJFS lore, hitting many classic topics in the Cobraverse - Mentally ill women, alcohol, Josh's "suicidle" nature, and similar topics. With the chance of Jessica's return lower than ever, fans and trolls of Cobra alike may rest easy, but ever vigilant, of the Wendy's-smelling grim reaper.

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